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incorrectbatfam · 2 months

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Bruce trying to shove talk his in law

Bruce: *opens his mouth*

Wally: *zooms away*

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Bruce: *long spiel*

Bruce: ...And that's why if either of you hurt him, I'll make sure you stay dead this time.

Roy: *takes out one earbud*

Roy, to Artemis: Did you hear something?

Artemis, watching TV: *shrugs*

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Kory: I've come to seek your blessing to ask Barbara out.

Bruce: Sure.

Kory: That's it? Isn't there a ritual bat-talk you undergo with all of your children's lovers?

Bruce: Barbara can handle it herself.

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Bruce: If any of you make Tim sad for even a SECOND, I will take everything you have.

Bernard, a college student: *hands him a dollar*

Kon, a farmer: *empties a pocket of dirt*

Bart, a Bart: *spits out a pizza crust*

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Steph and Cass: *enter holding hands*

Bruce: It's too early for this.

Steph: It's three PM.

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Bruce: Thank you for the intel, Detective Montoya. Now about you and my cousin—

Renee: Hold on, I'm getting a call.

Renee: *answers the phone and walks away*

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Bruce: You must be Duke's girlfriend.

Izzy: Yeah, I am. Got a problem with that, nepo baby?

Bruce: ...You may proceed.

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Jon: Hiya, Mr. Wayne! I'm here for me and Dami's playdate.

Bruce: Did you say playDATE?

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Bruce: He may seem tough, but on the inside he's a little boy who's been hurt too many times.

Selina: Is this really necessary?

Bruce: Promise me you'll take care of that little boy!

Selina: Okay, okay, yeesh.

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Bruce: YOU BREAK HIS HEART AND YOU'LL REGRET IT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

Alfred: Master Bruce, I think you misinterpreted what I meant by I love scones.

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morgangalaxy43 · 18 days

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I love them in Wayne Family Adventures

#harley quinn #pamela isley #harlivy #kate kane #renee montoya #kanee #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #stephcass #tim drake #bernard dowd #timber #wayne family adventures #dc comics

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ambrosethedarling · 11 months

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Some wips

#somehow ended up with all bat ships #but that’s just how it goes #dickkory #brutalia #jaybel #I don’t actually think they have a ship name #it’s Jason and Isabel #Isabel Ardila #timber #stephcass #kanee #flamian #Ambrose wip #dc comics

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fifiophobia · 9 months

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Concept art of Vi as Batwoman and Caitlyn as Renee Montoya🦇❤️

featuring: Batman!Ekko and Joker!Jinx

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alphajaye071 · 1 year

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Would You Light My Candle?

The first one shot in my Sapphic Hanukkah series is posted! Ship: Kate Kane/Renee Montoya Fandom: DCU (comics), Batwoman (comics) Rating: Mature Prompt: Candlelight Summary: It's the first night of Hanukkah and damn it, Renee is scrambling to get home. She knows she'll miss the candle lighting but she hopes she's not too late to see Kate off before she goes on patrol for the night. What she didn't expect was to find that Kate had waited for her.

Notes: There isn't any actual sexual content in this fic, the M rating is just to be safe

#kate kane #renee montoya #kateoya #kanee #questionbat #kanetoya #kate kane x renee montoya #sapphic hanukkah 2022 #idk what I'm doing so we're winging it

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aquariumfaguncle · 3 months

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he's fighting a beautiful buff lady. her shirt gets ripped and she's left in her slutty little tank top. "come on," you think. "why is the woman always wearing sexier things than her male counterparts." but fear not. now HE takes off his shirt and he's left in HIS slutty little tank top. equality. and then they kiss

#leverage #leverage tv #eliot spencer #christian kane

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mongreldyke · 8 months

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nothin' quite like how a dog loves

let dead dogs lie - silas denver melvin // red dog - elizabeth frink // how to be a dog - andrew kane // domestication syndrome - dhole b // no origin found // for your own good - leah horlick // pleasure - beth cavener // it will come back - hozier // i am a dog. i have blood all over my teeth. - sciencedfiction // same poem as directly previous

#canine poetry #dog poetry #silas denver melvin #poetry #art #beth cavener #dholes writing #andrew kane #how to be a dog #hozier #webweaving #webweave #web weave #web weaving #mecore

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snow-bees · 1 month

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Figuring out how to draw the batfam in my style 🦇🦇🦇

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redsray · 25 days

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Urban Legends was FOUL for showing us this panel of 'Bruce's dream version' of the Batfam. DC when i CATCH YOU

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yuwigqi · 1 month

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Selina becoming Batwoman: Good AU. I like it. Cool.

But there's already a Batwoman.

So when Selina and Bruce marry: Bruce becomes Catman.

The entire Batfamily rebrands.

Dick becomes Calico. The multicolored patterns remind him of the original bright Robin colors.

Kate becomes the Lioness. Bette joins her as Lionette (a play on the word Lionet, a word for a baby lion)

Cass becomes the Black Panther. No ones sure how but she gets even more stealthy.

Tim becomes the Abyssian. (Reference to the Brown Color, like the Drake suit, and how they're supposedly the smartest breed of domestic cat)

Jason becomes the Blue Tiger. It's a cryptid, and no one's sure it ever existed, much like how no one's sure how Jason came back to life. There's some mythology to it, which I think ties in to Jason having some magic.

Damian becomes Leopard. The perfect predator, an opportunistic hunter that strikes from the shadows. (Plus they look like kitties...)

Babs becomes the Catseye. She sees everything, in an almost supernatural way, to outsiders.

Duke becomes Snow Leopard. 1. It's a Leopard, signifying his love for Robin in the first place. And the bright white is similar to his bright yellow, both a juxtaposition to the Batfam (Catfam)'s darkness. It also stands out in another way. Snow Leopards live in the icy tundra, much different than the greenery and savannas of other big cats. Similar to Duke's powers being a stark contrast.

Steph becomes the Pink Panther, but still wears Purple. She pretends she thinks its pink. Just to be silly, and annoy goons.

#Stephanie Brown #Barbara Gordon #Selina Kyle #Duke Thomas #Bruce Wayne #Bette Kane #Kate Kane #Damian Wayne #Dick Grayson #Jason Todd #Tim Drake #Catwoman #If anyone has ideas for Luke or Harper please add I couldn't think of anything for them #Batfam

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yesiknowimshort · 1 month

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the batfam is split into three different categories:

the people who tan extremely well, the people who do not, and those who roast.

people who tan extremely well, never burn, tan lasts forever:

dick, jason, damian, duke

people who neither darken nor burn:

cass

people who burn just thinking of the sun, can’t tan to save their life:

TIM, steph, kate, BRUCE, barbra

#dc comics #batfam #tim drake #batfamily #batboys #red robin #jason todd #batman #dick grayson #damian wayne #cassandra cain #barbra gordon #kate kane #bruce wayne #batwoman #nightwing #duke thomas #the signal #robin

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incorrectbatfam · 2 months

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How's retail Steph doing during the Valentine's Day sales?

[restaurant]

Kory: *lovingly stares*

Barbara: *lovingly stares back*

Steph, who's been standing there for 2 minutes: ...I'll come back later.

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[grocery store]

Duke: Where do I find chocolates for my girlfriend?

Steph: Not at this store if you care about her.

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[drive-thru]

Steph: Welcome to Batburger, how may I help you?

Jason: We'll take the Harley and Ivy Couple's Combo.

Roy: And make the fries extra Jokerized.

Steph: Please go up to the window.

Jason and Roy: *drive up*

Steph: That'll be $23.51.

Jason: *pulls out a gun*

Steph: *sighs*

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[call center]

Steph: Wayne Enterprises account support, how can I assist you?

Damian: We would like to inquire about purchasing a toilet.

Jon: A skibidi toilet.

Damian and Jon: *snickering*

Steph: I'm telling Cass.

Damian and Jon: *hang up*

Steph: That's what I thought.

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[coffee shop]

Steph: What can I get you guys?

Tim: We'll take a large frappuccino.

Bernard: With two straws.

Kon, popping up out of nowhere: Make that three.

Bart, zooming in: Actually, four.

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[furniture store]

Steph: Need any help over here?

Dick: Yeah, what's your most durable mattress?

Steph: ...Durable?

Dick: Yeah, so Wally and I can both jump on it.

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[clothing store]

Renee: How does this dress look?

Steph: It looks great.

Kate: I think it'd be better on the floor.

Steph: I'm taking my fifteen-minute break.

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[at home]

Steph: Hey guys—

Steph: *walks in on Bruce and Selina*

Steph: *turns around*

Steph: Guess I'm working overtime today.

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appleswan · 5 months

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The glory of the batfamily is not that they fit into a neat little box of family dynamics, it's that their family is messy. It's because Damian thinks of both Dick and Bruce as his dad, and Tim is technically emancipated but still buys Bruce a card on fathers day. They all chip in together to buy something for Alfred on fathers day too because he's a butler but he's part of their family.

Jason is both their brother, and the uncle with a criminal record in the same breath. Kate is a wine aunt but also a mom for some of the kids. Steph is their neighbor friend but also sometimes their sister.

They'll try to kill each other, they try to hurt each other, but at the end of the day they're down to get something from batburger. They're vigilantes in one of the worst cities in America, they are not a perfect family but that's the joy of it

#batfam #batfamily #batman #jason todd #dick grayson #bruce wayne #batkids #they're so family #batbros #family #ooooooo they make me so grrrr rah #kate kane #alfred pennyworth #damian wayne #tim drake #stephanie brown

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fallen-chances · 4 months

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I know we're all talking about the D'Angelo's/Di'Angelo tease that was in episode 1 but what about the "You could make an appointment to see Mr Kane," line from Grover.

Rick you asshole throwing in names important to your other books in places they're not meant to be. now all we need is a throw away line about Annabeth's cousin in Boston and the trifecta is complete

(edit: okay. I got it. D'Angelos is a real sandwich place. now go comment that on the five million other posts freaking out about the mention of di'angelo. I've got it. you don't have to comment on mine when someone else already did. read the comments before you comment. Reading Comprehension, Guys.)

#pjo #pjo tv #pjotv #percy jackson #the kane chronicles #TKC #magnus chase #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #percy jackon and the olympians #<- that tag always makes me laugh #Percy Jackson and the Olympians #riordanverse

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fifiophobia · 5 months

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Detective Gf and Red Head Fighter Gf 💙❤️

#dc comics #batwoman #renee montoya #kanee #caitlyn kiramman #arcane #vi #caitvi #violyn #art #fanart #crossover #kate kane #leauge of legends #arcane vi

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lindseymcdonaldseyelashes · 2 months

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Leverage 2x15 - "The Maltese Falcon Job"

#christian kane #leverage #eliot spencer #the maltese falcon job

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