#kangaroo buddy

[hubbydaddies]

Hide and Seek

Art 1 and 2 by @Lily_20210401 on Twitter

#buddy daddies #kazurei #Rei is such a girl dad #Kazuki is holding Rei like a cat by the scruff #Rei is holding Miri like a baby Kangaroo #I can’t 😭

[javelinbk]

The Beatles in Australia/New Zealand: part one (part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9)

George and John talk to Bob Rogers about Rolf Harris and tying their kangaroo down

Bob: Have you heard any Chinese singing? John: Err, no Bob: To 'Waltzing Matilda', here are The Beatles George & John (singing): Ah, Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda, you'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me Bob: Don't ask me what a jumbuck is, I don't know George: Oh, we know what a Frank Ifield is though, don't we? Bob: Ahh, and Rolf Harris John: Cobber George: Tie me kangaroo down, sport John: Cobber Bob: In twenty-four hours overnight, you've come from summer to winter. How do you think that's going to affect your health? John: Err, I don't think it will affect it at all George: We're always just naturally unhealthy, so it doesn't matter Bob: And you're going to wear these Hong Kong suits that you've had made John: George and I haven't had any made Bob: Haven't you? John: No George: No, cause we're saving up Bob: But we read about it in the papers John: Oh, you never believe what they write in the papers. Paul's had one, that's all. He's had two. George: Our road managers' have had one or two Bob: Now what are you going to do whilst you're in Australia? George: Err… John: Play… George: …tie me kangaroo down, sport Bob: Are you going to be able to get out, or are you going to have to be locked in your rooms all the time? George: Well, we don't really know until we get to wherever we're going John: We don't expect to get out, anyway, if we do it's a… lucky, you know? George: If we do it's a lucky? John: It's a lucky, thas say me Bob: You can't go on living in a prison like this all your life John: Well, it won't last all our lives, will it? Bob: How long do you think it will last? John: Well, don't ask me that! But we know it won't last all our lives, so that's enough

#I haven’t listened to these interviews for years #oh to be fourteen again #I love the friendship they built with bob rogers/rob bodgers on this trip #tie me kangaroo down sport #beatles in australia/nz #bob rogers #john and george #interviews: john #interviews: george #australia 1964 #1964 #buddies and pals #june 1964 #audio and transcripts

[kaiju-wolfdragon]

Pudgy buddies

#my oc art #g/t #g/t art #red the red kangaroo #the villian kangaroo #the villian donkey #snipper #snipper the donkey #pudgy buddies

[not-poignant]

kangawoo doodle for utb chapter 9

Oh my goodness I love this so much, lookit that little fat kangaroo! And poor Efnisien, someone really needs to get that boy some shoes dslakjfsa

#nasobem #fae tales fanart #efnisien ap wledig #underline the black #kangaroo #efnisien just like #'was that really a kangaroo did i really see a kangaroo' #yes buddy you did you're gonna see so many kangaroos

[weirdozjunkary]

Updated designs for my three special boys, their flags are not final so take it with a grain of salt

The parts that are actually cannon are in the tags

I love them lots :>

#art #doodle #oc #original character #oc reference #original story #unfinished story #wip story #anthro animals #autism #lgbt #homosexual #asexual #aroace #gay #buddy the poodle #cony the rabbit #scout the kangaroo

[i-wish-this-was-me]

Favorite fics (Oscar)

6. Oscar Piastri:

Celebrating his first win (smut)

Edging the reader and then aftercare (smut)

The green-eyed monster (smut)

Control (smut)

One more (smut)

Angry (Oscar) sex (smut)

New set (smut)

Giving head (+LN) (smut)

Too big (smut)

Cnc with Oscar (smut)

Too stressed (+MV) (smut)

Mean, dom Oscar (smut)

Blindfolded (+LN) (smut)

Rough head (smut)

Jealous of Logan (smut)

Fingered for the first time (+LN) (smut)

Wet dream (+LN) (smut)

Something unexpected (smut)

Rough day at the office (smut)

Toys are teammates (smut)

Something different (smut)

The big interview (+LN) (smut)

Squeezing so good (smut)

Giving head (smut)

Make me yours (smut)

First time squirtig (smut)

My girl (+ a bit of Carlos but he isn't THAT important) (smut)

Good cop & bad cop (+LN) (smut)!

Eating (smut)

Anything, huh? (+LN) (smut)!

Limits (smut) (OMFG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, THIS IS SUCH A MASTERPICE, I AM IN LOVE)

Zoom (smut)

Me either (smut)

Hesitantly (smut)

Breaking point (+LN) (smut, fluff, angst)

Little slice of paradise (sweet smut)

I could show you mine (sweet smut)

Getting your period in the middle of it (smut with fluff)

We heard you (smut, fluff at the end)

Caught (smut, fluff at the end)

Overstimulated (smut, fluff at the end)

Hope you feel better (suggestive)

Bend over (suggestive)

Let's try that again (suggestive)

Slapping ass (suggestive?)

Grey sweatpants (suggestive)

She's missed you (fluff)

Call me your fool (fluff)

Crumbs (+LN) (fluff)

There's a lightness in your eyes (fluff)

Sleep buddies or dating? (fluff)

Package deal (fluff)

Haunted house (fluff)

Cute (fluff)

Breath for me (+LN) (fluff)

Tired eyes (fluff)

Tangerine (fluff)

Under the mistletoe (fluff)

Drowning in your love (fluff)

Soft mornings (fluff)

Under the mistletoe (fluff)

You revitalise me fraying bones (fluff)

Jealous for the first time (fluff)

Grey sweatpants (fluff)

Kangaroo (fluff)

Lavender Haze (fluff)

Exhausted (+LN) (fluff)

Laser tag (fluff)

Masterlist

[bokettochild]

okay, but imagine the boys finding out about Legend's mounts

Wild rifdes crazy shit, but he has to catch that shit each and every time. legend just go toot on a floot and suddenly he has a winged bear, or a baby dinosaur, or a freaking kangaroo just waiting for him

Wild would be jealous that Legend can call them anytime (and they answer) but also totally would love to ride around with him, just learn what it's like to fly on a bear, or bounce around in a pouch, or sit on the scaly walking thing without getting thrown off or killed.

And then Legend's duck buddy shows up. There are questions

There are even more questions though, I imagine, if Four's bird shows up, because is that a freaking bluebird, smithy? How does that even work?

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu legend #lu wild #lu four

[sichore]

I finally read that whole article I pulled Shayla from (I zoomed in on her so bad I neglected everything around it) and there's so much there. Like. There's all kinds of hidden nuggets in this show to pull from and explore.

To paraphrase the article on the right, as I am all about deep-diving into Pickles-lore:

Skull Sessions is a Norwegian record producer released "DeliDeathDixMix", which features the final vocals recorded from G-Nome of the rap group Chill Chamber, and a 4-way collab with Pickles. Pickles did a duet with Shayla Puss of Strawberry Panic, Michi-T on lead guitar and Felbrick Zoner on drums. Skull released this mix as is for 5x million dollars and half of Australia. He did this because he wants to gene-splice kangaroos (?!) and went to an appropriate college called U-GENE.

Some of the newspaper text in gets repeated or is just lorem ipsum filler, but the articles they do actually write out have so much interesting information and lore. The writers and artists really put their whole pussies into filling this show to the brim with details.

My buddy has been transcribing these papers and you can find the collection here: TranscribeKlok

#metalocalypse #pickles the drummer #i am totally designing Michi and probably Felbrich #but I'm much more interested in addding Women to the show tbh #and the collab is gonna be relevant I GOTTA MAKE IT RELEVANT

[lord-of-the-harvest]

I LOVE YOUR HC PLEASEEEEE MAKE SOME FOR KANGAROO ( this guy )

He doesn’t have any canon like… anything so pleaseeeeeeeeeee make some I’m BEGGING

Kangaroo Headcanons!!

And thank you sm :D

This goes for him, Rhino, and any other poor soul working for Fox. In order for you to wind up in this position, you’ve GOTTA do some messed up crime stuff in your life. Likely can’t get work anywhere else, already in crime, down on your luck, or you’re just really messed up, like Fox.

Don’t let his pleasant smile fool you, this man has committed countless crimes working in this industry.

He looks relatively young, maybe in his late 20s?

He’s the office gossip

Can’t explain why, but I imagine him more on the tech side of work, while Rhino is mainly muscle. I probably think this cause he has the privilege of having long hair.

Natural blond, takes good care of his hair.

Fox has likely asked him to cut it-siting safety concerns-but he refuses.

As for his burns, I wouldn’t be surprised if they were an on the job accident. Although, with how tight of a ship Fox runs, I wonder if there’d be room for such an error. Maybe it was a punishment? Maybe it was for a show? Maybe Kangaroo was originally in one of Fox’s shows and he found good use for him?! Who knows??

Even though I see him in tech, he definitely has strength behind him. Kangaroos are tough and known for boxing. (Either he’s super tough and a good fighter or he’s just Australian and Fox sucks at naming)

To tie things up, I HC him as an Australian who was kidnapped by Fox and used for a show. During his show, Fox was asked to burn him, and he did just that. Whatever happened on that night, chat loved him, and asked for more. He was feisty, so they wanted to see him fight for his life, and got him to fight another captive. He was desperate and had his own sick streak, so he obeyed and came out victorious. He likely fought by boxing and kicking, earning him the name of Kangaroo. Since then, he’s been Fox’s left hand man, manages his tech, and occasionally acts as muscle for weaker product, as it isn’t his main focus. He also tries keeping a friendly face, as he remembers what it was like being a captive himself.

I also write for him quite a bit in my fic-Pleasure, Pain, and Power!

Also…buddy…why would you use THIS image for the man?? Is the gap really canon, Gato?? Is anything canon for this man??

#the price of flesh #boyfriend to death #tpof kangaroo #tpof headcanon #gatobob #tpof fox #tpof

[krisstheidiot]

1-Character Intros 1.0

A/N:- It's a lot but I thought this would be more of an effective background and context than in pics so yeah spare me guys I wrote this with half my usual braincell lol

@series directory

Name: Y/N Holmes

Age: 18

Year: Freshmen (Fall Sem)

Major: Double major in Computer science and Film Studies with a minor in Fashion Design.

Extracurriculars: Student Rep in the student council, Tennis, Theatre, Writing.

Vibes: Chaotic Academia, Occasionally casual chic, Smiley, Crack most of the time, Spontaneous, Very Indecisive, Sarcasm goes undetected as jokes, Every word is laced with sarcasm so good luck, history is full of how to pull off crimes but its for research nothing much.

Background: Part French(Maternal) and part British-Korean(Paternal), Skipped two years when she was a kid but then took a gap before applying for college, met Seungmin and Han in 7th grade, Mom is a famous fashion designer, Dad a surgeon, during the gap she took she had gone on a trip around Europe with her mom and made friends in France during the month she stayed there.

Name: Kim Seungmin

Age: 20

Year: Sophomore

Major: Double major in Journalism and Media Arts.

Extracurriculars: Treasurer(Student Council), Runs the campus newsletter, Photography club, Baseball.

Vibes: Smart Casual look, Citycore, Straightforward, does not believe in delulu, Sarcastic mean but funny in a way, will sassy shit on people who bother the people he cares about, pretty smile, is very sentimental inside, book boyfriend coded to the T. (*Mom I want one*)

Name: Han Jisung

Age: 20

Year: Sophomore

Major: Double major in Audio Engineering and Music Technology

Extracurriculars: Extra curriculars head(student council), Music, Part of the band called 3racha on campus, Also the campus radio show host with the other two from 3racha called "Racha Talks"

Vibes: Grunge, graphic tees with blazers, Beatles, Chaos, Very shinchan coded lol, Sirius black outfits, Emo boy x Indie, funny but the stupid kind, Will snort at a funeral, under the surface he is very feeling like very, likes anime, will force you to watch silent voice and then proceed to cry like a baby though ofc you would too, Taps his knee to calm his anxiety.

Name: Bang (Christopher) Chan

Age: 22

Year: Senior

Major: Double major in Music Production and Audio Engineering.

Extracurriculars: President(student council), Music, Part of the band called 3racha on campus, Also the campus radio show host with the other two from 3racha called "Racha Talks".

Vibes: Black, Casual Neat, Comfort is fashion core, Protective, Nice, sweet, Caring, will smile at you for no reason at all, Cry and the person who did it will be 6 feet under, Mans is a walking green flag y'all, Father of 7, Aussie Aussie Aussie, Kangaroo, Very huggable.

Name: Lee Minho

Age: 21

Year: Junior

Major: Major in Dance and Minor in Culinary Arts

Extracurriculars: Vice president(School council), Dance team, Volunteers at the animal shelter.

Vibes: Casual comfortable, does not like being extravagant, add cat fur on every piece of clothing, Convenient chic fashion, Sass in a very aggressive manner, Mans has evil written all over that attractive ass smirk on his face but in a good way ofc, Will not take anyone's shit, prefers cats to humans but honestly who doesn't, Cat butler to his three fur babies(we Stan).

Name: Seo Changbin

Age: 21

Year: Junior

Major: Music technology and Production

Extracurriculars: Secretary(Student Council), Music, Part of the band called 3racha on campus, Also the campus radio show host with the other two from 3racha called "Racha Talks".

Vibes: Black again, But make it more edgy, beanies, gym buddy, will fight someone for you, Mans is strong and fit, intimidating at first look but girl don't kid me he is the sweetest when you get to know him, Badtz Maru but slay, will bring you to eat with him because why the hell not.

Name: Hwang Hyunjin

Age: 20

Year: Sophomore

Major: Fine Arts and Dance.

Extracurriculars: Arts, Dance team, Soccer team.

Vibes: Artsy light academia, Fancy, luxury, part times as a model(flex), Sassy, Judgy sometimes, Side eye 10x, Fears Minho, Sad eater, Seungmin biased, Procrastinates too much, Laughs at every thing you say, Laughing while clapping 100x.

Name: Lee Felix (Yongbok)

Age: 20

Year: Sophomore

Major: Culinary arts.

Extracurriculars: Gaming club, Dance team, E-culture club.

Vibes: Fancy, colourful, pastels, bright, Deep voice baby face, So sunshiney all the time that you might melt from the warmth he radiates, mans is fixated on levelling up in his games, will help you build your pc, rgb went brr, streams a lot on twitch, shouting ensues whenever he is playing headphones recommended to protect your eardrums.

Name: Yang Jeongin

Age: 19

Year: Freshmen(Spring Sem)

Major: Fashion Design

Extracurriculars: Soccer team, Theatre(Costume design), Campus volunteer for extra merits.

Vibes: Modern chic, very stylish, ootd's all the time, very confident somehow and will judge people just because, Sass king, Baby bread, is very much the maknae on top even if he isn't the youngest in a setting, also models part time yay!, this guy will bully you about your height ofc in association with Seungmin.

Name: Simon Daneu

Age: 25

Occupation: CEO of a company specialising in Games and Software called Solyx.

Background: Y/N's Cousin brother but is closer to a real one because of their bond, Part French(Paternal) and part American-Korean(Maternal).

Vibes: Formal casual, Polo shirts, Button ups, corduroy pants, very chic, very overprotective as well, will spoil with no hesitation, still will bully as well with no hesitation whatsoever, likes mocking his younger sisters and brother, will pull out his card even you need the most trivial things because with him no one pays.

Name: Noelle Daneu

Age: 20

Occupation: Famous chef/baker, Owns a line of cafes and bakery/patisseries called 'The Dusk' around that are viral for their desserts and specials, also a model.

Background: Simon's younger sister, Y/N's cousin sister but is closer to a real one because of their bond, Part French(Paternal) and part American-Korean(Maternal).

Vibes: Light academia, Boss girl look, Is very funny, will spoil her younger sibs, Y/N is her baby sister and will be spoiled to bits, besties, Is very sassy which is very much a family trait honestly.

Name: Theo Holmes

Age: 9

Background: Y/N's lil brother, is a elementary student, lives in Seoul, very much rich kid but the good kind.

Vibes: Whatever mom buys lol, acts way too smug for his won good, will get bonked if he doesn't behave, finds it funny when y/n is annoyed and it makes his life a bit better to see her irritated, will tease y/n and then will whine when faced with retaliation, fights like they were enemies and then the very next minute will be giggling around like idiots.

Name: Amelia Wallis

Age: 19

Background: Y/N's bestie from Paris(met when y/n was on the Europe trip)

Vibes: Confident, cool, fashionable, always looking out for y/n, will hit someone for her.

Name: Mattheo Grey

Age: 20

Background: Y/N's bestie from Paris(met when y/n was on the Europe trip)

Vibes: Dark academia, poems, research papers, theatre kid, Hamilton.

Name: Elliot Wesley

Age: 19

Background: Y/N's bestie from London(met when y/n was on the Europe trip and then proceeded to become friends with Mattheo and Amelia)

Vibes: Smug, confident, bold, proud, country club fashion, tennis partners with y/n when she was in London, is very annoying when he wants to be.

Series Taglist:- @hyunverse , @nujeskz , @queen-in-the-shadows , @phtogravi , @authentic-65 , @rylea08 ,......

#skz #au #chan #bang chan #hwang hyunjin #hyunjin #changbin #felix #jisung #ongoing #lee know #lee minho #seo changbin #han jisung #lee felix #yang jeongin #skz smau #stray kids au #social media au #stray kids smau #stray kids #itzy #smau #reader x skz #itzy smau #college au #university au #txt #enhypen #le sserafim

[milkandcookies-222]

My Webkinz Kangaroo, Kimmy! I love this girl, I've had her for two years now and she was my buddy while I was away at college. Her one eye is a little lopsided lol but it's okay she's still a cutie 🦘

#clara talks 🍪 #webkinz #webkinz kangaroo #webkinz classic #kinzblr #kinzcore #plushies #stuffed animals #kidcore #kids toys

[smicksstuff]

YN and Mason had a secret relationship. You guys haven't made it public just yet, however, a slip from a buddy changed everything.

tis’ the season

mason mount x leclercsister!reader

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yn_leclerc

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yn_leclerc 14 days to christmas

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masonmount🎄❤️

alex_albon cutting it close this year eh

yn_leclerc im sorry i was busy 😩

lorenzotl looking good yn!!

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moneymase is that who i think it is?

chelseaboys there is no way mason would date her. who even is she?

moneymase mate there is no need to be rude about it. you don't even know them.

isahernaez you made gingerbread houses without me? 😔

yn_leclerc sorry babes🥺

arthur_leclerc the gingerbread house looks good im coming to steal it

yn_leclerc stay away from it 😠

arthur_leclerc NO 😈

pierregasly hmm are we just ignoring the obvious here

yn_leclerc go away pierre

charles_leclerc @yn_leclerc dont be rude

yn_leclerc 😝

masonmount

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masonmount its that time of the year again ✨

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declanrice cute 😍

jackgrealish I thought yn knew how to ice skate

yn_leclerc JACKKKKKK

jackgrealish oh shit my bad. it was bound to happen.

landonorris FINALLLY!!

landonorris no more secrets. i hate them.

charles_leclerc YOU GUYS ARE DATING?

yn_leclerc stop being annoying you knew about it

arthur_leclerc im telling maman

yn_leclerc OMG @lorenzotl HELPPP

judebellingham my favourites! 🔥

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princemason mason mount + y/n leclerc = matchmade in heaven

chelseafans doesn’t she have enough already. why does she need mason too?? bet you she has no clue about football

moneymase mate if you dont like it, just leave.

benchillwell finally!! my favourite duo. 😍

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yn_leclerc added to story

charles_leclerc added to story

masonmount

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masonmount santa knew what was on my wishlist this year ❤️

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yn_leclerc love you ❤️

georgerussell63 merry christmas 🎄

jackgrealish oh god not the cheesy christmas photos 😫

masonmount you did this to yourself mate

yn_leclerc this is just the beginning @jackgrealish 💋😉

philfoden stunning as ever

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pascale.leclerc.355 my 2 babies

arthur_leclerc uhh maman what about me

charles_leclerc and me too

yn_leclerc 🫢🫢🫢

kaihavertz29 Fröhliche Weihnachten ❤️

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yn_leclerc

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yn_leclerc you + me under the mistletoe ❤️

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judebellingham ❤️❤️❤️

masonmount my 👸

charles_leclerc WHAT MISTLETOE ? NO NO NO

yn_leclerc 🫢

sophiaamelia my babygirl is all grown up 🥺❤️

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jackgrealish yn looking amazing as ever 😝

masonmount hey stop hitting on my girl

yn_leclerc OH NO JACKK what did you do?

jackgrealish 💁🏼

arthur_leclerc to many many more christmases like this ❤️

lorezotl yes many many more

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isahernaez just wait till C and I arrive 🤩

carlossainz55 im in a party mood. and I'm bringing my kid with me 🥳

landonorris who is the kid?

isahernaez who else?

landonorris just checking 😊

sebastianvettel merry christmas leclerc family. see you guys soon ❤️🎄

yn_leclerc danke seb. cant wait! ❤️

sharlleclerc OMG is it another seb and charles christmas?

danielricciardo where is my invite? 🤔

yn_leclerc but you are in kangaroo land

danielricciardo yea thats right atleast im not freezing my bum off

yn_leclerc come back here

danielricciardo when the sun is back

mickschumacher credits ??

yn_leclerc all hail resident photographer micky 🙆🏼‍♀️ love ya ❤️

gina_schumacher technically i took some pictures so why does only mick get the thanks

yn_leclerc love you gina!!! thank you schumachers ❤️

all pictures are from pinterest.

#charles leclerc #mason mount #christmas 2022 #f1 #daniel ricciardo #carlos sainz jr #mick schumacher #jack grealish #jude bellingham #england #formula 1 #arthur leclerc #ig edits #yn x mason mount #lando norris #f1 ig au #alex albon #sebastian vettel #f2

[montymonty]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "truffula tree" 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear the whos are real

My buddy Gertrude pacing: the sour kangaroo is lying to us

#collab with @torchwoodsoho #seussical

[rain-n-blue-roses]

Linktober Day 3 ~ Friend/ helper/ companion

Ricky, Link's boxing kangaroo buddy!!

#linktober #linktober 2023 #the legend of zelda #loz fanart #loz link #oracle of ages #oracle of seasons #link legend of zelda #loz ricky #ricky

[blitzy-blitzwing]

Hi! I'm obsessed with your Hazformers AU/crossover content and I'm looking forward to seeing more content of them! Keep up the good work! 🥺❤️

Also, Kangaroo Swindle is so cute, I wanna scratch his ear,,,

Thanks, buddy. 🥺🥺 I’m glad you’re enjoying my AU!!! 😃😃😃

[cuprohastes]

Lunch In Space

Part 1

Wherein we are introduced to two of our main characters, the perils of interspecies cafeterias and the alternate uses of dog jumpers, and the Narrator is too self-obsessed to introduce themselves properly

4am, in the vast darkness of space, the lightless void that's darker than the stygian depths.

Apart from the stars. They're actually pretty bright. Famously so come to think of it. Also all the lights on the station, so you can look at it and admire it and spot any fresh new exciting holes that have appeared.

And if you're on shift, like me, use those handly lights to find the cafeteria and very carefully pick through the offerings because believe me, while Yarrick won't kill you, your body will basically say 'What the heck?' and treat it like a nice big plate of Silicone jelly and you will be experiencing a whole new and exciting set of sensations, and hey, sometimes you just have to clutch the toilet seat and scream a bit: We've all been there.

So I get my nice human safe food, and an extra roll of purple stuff that's not bread but it might as well be, and relocate my heiny to the big table by the window, the one that's always a bit chilly which is why me and Atrix and Atrix are usually the only ones who sit there.

I mean Atrix does because she's comfortable with a little extra cooling, and Atrix is there because he's not driving, he's just along for the ride.

"Yo." I say to my good buddy, the giant purple kangaroo dinosaur. She gives me a Yo back and dual finger guns.

Atrix the pocket lizard sticks his snout out and makes grabby paws at the roll.

I slide it over to his wifey, the purple lizard woman with the colour changing face and a degree in Astromechanics (Also horticulture, Art History and apparently, Interspecies erotica).

"You're over feeding him." Big Atrix says. Small Atrix grakkles. He has opinions and he really wants that bun, but then again if he gets too fat he has to move out, change gender and start paying taxes.

I also know that Godzilla here always skimps on the husband food because she knows I'll swing by with a little something something for her pocket hubby.

"Yeah well, someone has to be the fun Aunt." I say cheerfully. You're always the Aunt with the Atrix, regardless of gender.

I settle in, to eat a lovely meal of... what appears to be chicken flavoured... it's... hmm. Well, it's chicken flavoured and guaranteed not to cause anything to go a funny colour and fall off. It actually tastes great, but I'd describe it as being yes, a thing.

"So," I say around the food flavoured... stuff, "Picked a good solid Traditional Human Name yet?". My friend bobs her head again: Practicing her human physical emotes.

-This should be good. Atrix are good people but they don't have spoken names. They have a word that means 'I'm gonna show you name' then they change their face colours like a cuttlefish. They literally just turn into another person for a moment: This drives most species nuts.

Humans find it hilarious. Atrix can see the funny side. Humans and Atrix get along a little too well for everyone else's comfort and That's The Way We Like It™️.

Big n' Purple thinks about it, then says, "I was thinking... Gondolier Dottirsdottir, or maybe Luminal Effervescence."

OK so the Atrix tend to go for names that are just really fun to say. hence the Secretary General of the Combined Human-Atrix Interstellar Survey, a really big female with as much or more gravitas as a class two black hole - a very serious pocket pal all 'round - being named Pingbing O'Candyfloss.

I consider it. "People will call you Gondy, or Lumy." I point out to her as she feeds purple... bread-y stuff... to the iguana-sized male that lives in her belly pouch. He grakkles at me. He's a sociable little guy, quite chatty, I just have no idea what he's saying. Gondy grackles back and he does Upsies arms.

"Gondy. Ahm-hum. That sounds good. Gondy." she says trying it on. I can see she's definitely enjoying the mouth sound.

She hauls her hubbins out of her pouch, which is covered by her overalls and a big apron flap so he can sleep or play games on her phone.

"Did you... put him in one of those dog jumpers?" I ask as she puts her guy on the table. He looks smug and shows off. It's a small, chihuahua sized Christmas sweater. It's currently May, or close enough. But I'm not going to harsh his mellow. The little dude's obviously stoked to be a fashionista.

Gondy bobs her head looking pleased. "I'm thinking he should be Raxyplank Magellan. Raxy's a cute name." she says.

Raxy looks up and says "Rax!" around a mouthful of hubby food. Well, I can't fault that. At least he gets a name he can say.

For an Atrix male, he's pretty adventurous - He'll talk to people and even come out and walk around if he can keep one eye on Gondy.

Traditionally, or "Back in the day" - Several tens of thousands of years ago, until an Atrix got big enough to be safe, there was a good chance that something would camper up and make a meal of them.

So they have a general resistance to being out in the open, where it's cold and there might be cool alien eagles or space-lizard foxes.

Luckily when they get big enough they develop pouches and to they pick a male out and carry them around for safety and to have someone to talk to and hold shiny rocks (I'm a bit fuzzy on the finer details), so you almost always see two Atrix, even if one of them is usually hiding.

And now Raxy is hanging out with us like a regular little dude and getting crumbs on his ugly Christmas sweater. It is in all ways a pretty nice moment.

Anyway that's about when the station blew up...

#humans are space orcs #Atrix #lunch in space