Hinata : Kageyama, if our body is made of 75% water, why is Tsukki made of 100% salt?
Kageyama : Salt water.
Tsukki : Are you guys that fucking dum-
- STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP!!!!!!!!!!
- So during 2013 interhigh there’s a 99% chance that kinnoshita played as a wing spiker since asahi is gone
- OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!
- Cause!!!!!!! Kags is truly insane for this!!!!!!!! To be able to make up such good sets crap crap crap (ofc karasuno spikers are also pretty strong but oh my gosh kags really is a monster)
- Its only been a few months since they started working together and they already reached finals like thats so insane
- And since ennoshita is replacing daichi the only wing spiker left is kinoshita
- UNLESS the new first years are like really insane
- Which i doubt cause as we see post timeskip i can say that kinoshita looks stronger than them
- lol Im just so happy cause noya-san probably did an emergency set to kinoshita and they must have been so happy oh my gosh
- ANd oH MY GOSH IF KINOSHITA IS A STARTING PLAYER THAT MUST HAVE BEEN SO INSANE CAUSE,,,,
- WE ALL KNOW KAGS is good at jump serves (and probably gotten better) and then we have tanaka which we can also assume got so much better at jump serves (idk if its in karaneko or kamomedai, but tanaka DID have one service ace during NATIONALS)
- And then we have HISASHI with his nasty jump floater oh my gosh karasuno roster just gets more insane
- And i think its inevitable that they lost to inarizaki during spring high cause inarizaki has some info on them now and NO WAY IN HELL will atsumu let karasuno beat them again lol
ykw maybe instead of karasuno main characters i’ll just call them KMC (a nice lil acronym)
a n y w h a y s
-Is absolutely e c s t a t i c
-”Woahh Y/N you’re a middle blocker too?! That’s so cool! Hey KageyaMA!”
-Forces Kageyama to set for you
even though you say it’s fine
-”Sho, it’s really okay! Kageyama doesn’t have to set for me if he doesn’t want to-”
-Too late, he’s already dragging the setter over to you
-Screams the loudest at your games when you score points
One time he got kicked out and had to wait in a parking lot until the game ended
-Kinda sad you didn’t tell him earlier bc he wanted to help you and play with you
-But brightens up once he hears that you’ll play some with him one day
-”Can you set for me?”
-”Of course! You’re probably better at it, though”
-Goes to all the games he can and cheers for you if/when you win (im sorry idk how volleyball works-)
-He used to cheer after each point, but he almost got kicked out and he quieted down
-He thinks its super cool that you’re both pinch servers
-Offers to show you some helpful tips for when you serve
-Whenever your team wins a game, he’s sooo super happy for you and congratulates you until you tell him to stop
-Y/N, baby, I really loved that last server you did! It was so cool! Can you show me?”
-Y/N, woah, that was awesome!”
-Not super affected by it until he realizes that now he can help you get better
-Suddenly he’s excited about you also being a middle blocker
-Goes to whatever games he can, but is super tsundere about it
-”I’m only coming because you told me it’d be fun.”
-”Aw, Kei, I know that you wouldn’t have come unless you really wanted to.”
-Super proud that you’re the wing spiker of your team
-And the captain too? W o a h this boi is impressed
-Gives you all the tips he has on helping your team, but also know that you could probably do just fine without them (the tips, not the team)
-Sometimes you two’ll just practice together and call it a date lol
-Woahh you’re the setter on your team?
-Loves being able to talk with you about volleyball
-A smidge sad that you didn’t tell him earlier tho
-But then brightens up when you tell him it was a surprise
-Wants to give you all of his knowledge on serving for your teammates
Since Kageyama doesn’t take much of his advice
-Super surprised when he finds out
-”Wow Y/N! That’s cool!”
-If you ask him for tips and tricks to get better at being the ace and a wing spiker
-He just gets really flustered
-”Y/n, you don’t need to ask me for advice! You’re already as great as you are! Plus, you’re probably better than me…”-
-Goes to your games, and is always so supportive at the end
-woahwoahwoahwoahwoahyou’re like him too?!
-Freaks out (in a good way) when he finds out you’re the libero of your volleyball team
-Tries to show you how to do the rolling thunder
-You do it in front of your team one day and he is. so. proud
-But then the pride multiplies when he sees you use it in a game, letting your team score the final point
-He’s crying and screaming
The people next to him think he’s having a seizure
-If you thought he simped for you before
-You are about to be simped on like never before
-Absolutely lOSES IT when he finds out you’re also a wing spiker and outside hitter
-Show you every single trick up his sleeve
-When he goes to your games, he cheers after every point and gives you a bone crushing hug afterwards
-He thinks it’s pretty cool, but doesn’t freak out over it like how the chaos trio™ does
-Admires how great you are, on the court and off
-Goes to your games and absolutely m a r v e l s at your amazing spikes
-sorry i dont have much for ennoshita
-Thinks its neat that you’re both the managers of your teams
-Thanks to the power of the managers, you two are able to convince the coaches to let your two teams play against each other
-Sometimes you’ll vent to each other about how annoying your teams are, and laugh with each other seeing your teams do silly things
-Marvels over you liek w o w
-Thinks its super cute that the two of you are the same position
-Since Kiyoko knows about the two of you’s relationship, she gets the coaches of your team and hers to play a practice game together
-Kiyoko promises she’ll take care of the team,
and off the two of you run
-You kinda just watch the game from above together while talking
-Somehow no one noticed the two of you up there the whole time
-Except Kiyoko, who is all-powerful and knows all
-feeling like all you do is bother people
-feeling like people will never take you seriously
-feeling like people think you’re a slut
-feeling tired of always giving and never getting
i’m talking something similar to me and my husband or washing machine heart
melanie or marina vibes also
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Announcement: We’re trying to make a Haikyuu!! Game on Among Us. If your interested please let me know. As of right now i have a oikawa and Tsukki. Looking for other players…
Random chibi haikyuu!! icons I did like a year ago lmao.
I’m ready for practice 🏐
I have never related more to anything before.
Hinata: Today my diet has consisted of five guys and Popeyes so I’m probably gonna live forever
Tanaka: U ate…5 whole people….
Nishinoya: 6 counting Popeyes
Fuck so i drew ukai in the middle of my art class cause i had nothing to do. I might post it later
tsukki: *sneaking out*
suga: tsukki sweetie is that you?
suga: ok, goodnight stranger
A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
10/10 on the affection level! He would be all over you, kisses and hugs 25/8 and no one can change my mind!
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
I think he would be the crackhead best friend that talks you into doing all kinds of dumb shit with them. Your friendship probably started with him rushing off somewhere and running into you, then hanging out later.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
OMG. This boy LOVES cuddles! He would probably like to lay on top of you with his head on your chest.
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
Eventually, yes he would want to settle down, but it’ll take a while. I think we all know he is shit at cooking and cleaning, so good luck with that.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
I can see this poor boy crying the whole time because he doesn’t want to hurt you, but knows it’s probably inevitable.
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
Hinata would want to get married as soon as possible! He just loves you sooooo much and will do anything to show you that.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
Emotionally, he would act like he’s walking on a fricken minefield, he just doesn’t want to say anything that might hurt you. Now physically, he’s a bit less careful, we’ve already established that he’s very affectionate, so he can get a bit carried away.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
THIS BOY LOVES HUGS! PROVE ME WRONG! I DARE YOU! Hinata will hug you whenever he can, just so he can feel you. I have a feeling he likes hugs that let him rest his head on your neck.
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
I think he waits about a month, and then gets excited and decides to just declare it to the world.
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
65% Jealousy level. When he’s jealous he’ll just wait for the perfect moment to come up and mark his territory.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
His kisses are full of passion and excitement. If you want him to calm down he will, but it won’t last very long. He likes to kiss you on your cheek, while he likes being kissed on his nose.
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
Having a younger sister growing up, he is definitely a natural when it comes to kids, so children aren’t a problem at all.
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
You’re going to have to wake this boy up cause he can’t do it himself. He only likes mornings spent with you. He tries making you breakfast, but it always fails.
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
Probably trying to get him to bed at a reasonable time so that maybe you won’t have to shake him awake the next morning.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
He would be completely open with you right off the bat. He has no shame sharing his life story with you.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
This precious cinnamon bun has all the patience in the world. Part of it is that he just doesn’t want to have to be mad at you.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
Shrimpy here only really remembers the important stuff. Some just goes in one ear, out the other
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
His favorite moment is the first time he say you wearing his jersey at his volleyball game. He played better than ever.(Daichi begged you to do this for all their games)
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
1000000% Protective. He likes to try and intimidate other people who might flirt with you while he likes when you have your arm around him.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
Sometimes he just doesn’t know when to calm down. He’s always so excited he doesn’t notice that it might not be the time or place.
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
Not one bit. Period.
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
He would definitely feel like part of him is missing without you. You are so important to him that he wouldn’t be able to function without you.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
He only really tries to study if you promise to help him.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
He wouldn’t like if his s/o didn’t like volleyball. It would be an instant no sirry.
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)
Hinata is a sleep talker. He’ll mutter in his sleep how much he loves you and other random funny nonsense.