#karl jacobs but everywhere

[honksapling]

Karlnap's zodiac signs are literally perfect for eachother 😭💜🧡

#also they just legit called sapnap a bottom #like everywhere #karl jacobs #sapnap #karlnap

[barbiegirldream]

this is their best merch drop yet and they don’t ship to europe !!!!!!! they got nerve coming here this week 😒😒

try refreshing sometimes the sites say it can't ship and then it gets fixed a few moments later

#i had this panic when getting my nrg jacket #my favoirte jacket in the world btw i wear it everywhere #now that it's too hot for my karl jacobs brown coat

[pink---condoms]

Halloween costumes with dt+k as their girlfriend <3333

Dreamwastaken

He's ghost face and your an akatsuki member. Would be by your side throughout the entire night, not leaving you alone for one second. Would also remind you with every movement you make how hot you are and how lucky he is. Would back shot you everytime you bend over, due the material of your costume your dump truck would be perked up against the fabric. There's nothing more he love than grabbing the excess pieces of clothing and pulling it behind you to see your actual body figure he loves so much. Gave him head at home.

Georgenotfound

He's matching with you, one spiderman and one spiderwoman. Would be choking on his saliva after seeing you in your costume. When he gets his hands on you, wouldn't want to let you go for the rest of the night. Would be attach to your backside through the whole night like a little puppy. He is your puppy. When you two are alone, he would spank your ass so hard, enjoying the way it jiggled. Apparently the night was young, if you know what I mean.

Sapnap

Suggested that you be an angel and he be an demon, because you were his angel. So nevertheless your costume was an angel with him as your hot demon. Would 100% gush about how innocent and cute you look but at the same time hot and sexy. Would be taking at least a 100 picture each second. Would definitely pull you onto his lap, just to take pictures and to feel dominant. Kisses everywhere because your pretty and deserves them.

Karl Jacobs

Wouldn't even notice it's Halloween till you asked him to match costumes. Would only agree to match with you if you let him picked the costumes out, which you had to choice but to let him. To your surprise the theme of your fits were hello kitty. Not really hello kitty but you was melody and he was kuromi. The moment he saw the way the costume braced your body he could've sworn he was seeing piece of heaven on earth. When he was complimenting you, he felt like he should've been on his knees instead of standing. You just look so fucking hot. Unsurprisingly, your chair was 'broken' and his face was the only seat available

I don't know why I wrote this, it's not even Halloween. But I wrote it anyways so I'm gonna post it. I haven't posted for awhile because I was sick but I'm better now and posting again! 😁

#dreamsmp smut #dreamsmp x reader smut #dsmp smut #mcyt x reader smut #dsmp fic #mcyt smut #dream #georgenotfound #sapnap #dreamwastaken #karl #karl jacobs #clay dsmp

[beeindaclouds]

Hi mom so I had this idea-

The dtqk with a reader (they/them please!) who knows how to crochet like they just make them little plushies and stuff

Idk I just like the idea👀

-🌼 anon

Hallo 🌼 anon, I hope you enjoy <3

Dtqk w/ a Reader who can crochet

Includes: Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Quackity, Karl Jacobs

Click here before requesting, please ^^

Reader: They/Them

The boys already knew about your crocheting abilities, since you had streamed doing it once in a while

What they didn't know was that, since George had texted you about his visa confirmation and Dreams face reveal, you had been preparing some plushies to give them at Twitchcon

You spent hours to make these plushies, having to make 5 of them in less then a week

But you somehow managed to finish in time and couldn't wait to see their reactions!

George was surprised by the many details the plush had for being crocheted. The glasses, the lines on his Minecraft skin and even a mushroom hat to compliment his lore fanarts!

Dream found the plushie adorable, it being literally the size of his hand. He brought it with him everywhere and even put it in his shirt during the panel for everyone to see, just so he could brag about it haha

Sapnap couldn't stop saying how cool it was. He fanboyed over the similarity to his Minecraft character and he promised you to never lose it or let it get ruined

Quackity chuckled at the little Las Nevadas him, suprised by the little details he had like the scar on his eyes and the numerous golden jewelry. You even had time to crochet a little Slimecicle on the plushies head

Karl had been asking you to crochet something for him for a while, and you'd always joke about not doing it to tease him. So, to see that you actually did, made him go over the moon! His plushie had his signature hoodie that you could actually take the hood off to uncover the fluffy hair. You also made him hold a little book, that you made out of paper

Needless to say, they were overjoyed with the gift and literally posted pictures on all platforms

#dreamsmp #dsmp #mcyt #dream smp x reader #dsmp x reader #mcyt x reader #dream x reader #georgenotfound x reader #sapnap x reader #quackity x reader #karl jacobs x reader #dtqk x reader #beeblurbs

[tinogiehd]

besides everything like literally forget everything else it would make So much more sense if they had dream as a guest it's been established that sapnap has gone to him for girl advice before they're literally brothers like. maybe he's busy whatever but what's karl gonna do. pathetically gaybait with george? laugh really obnoxiously? like jesus christ

LIKE ?? tbh it would pull more views and be more interesting to have dream as a guest or at least coming in and out and giving his thoughts than karl like they had the option of farming dteam irl content which people are so much more desperate for but instead they opted for karl fucking jacobs who there is an abundance of everywhere at all times

#this is all under the assumption that dream would WANT to hang out which we don't know if he would but he has popped into multiple others #and he's not doing that shit if they're with karl because karl would khs live on stream before interacting with dream in any positive way #aya asks #kogie neg #negative

[honeyblockm]

The Death Poem, Part Two: New L'Manberg

Masterpost | Part One: L'Manberg | Part Three: Empowerment | Part Four: Legacy

Text:

12/6/2020: Karl Jacobs stages his death in a bid for independence

Or death. 

People seldom listen to anything else

Even my fiances agree 

Here I feel like a ribbon snapping in the wind--

Sovereignty must be anointed with flesh

It is known

and what have I to fear?

Not death, 

Death will come in a thousand more times

for me, like the tide

Taking with it the sand

and all the shells, pulled to sea

12/11/2020: Tommyinnit shoots down Jack Manifold 

You’ve been missed, I don’t know

if anyone’s told you that. 

Not that they need to. It’s hard

not to hear the silence you’ve

left. To forget that you had once

lived here as if Tubbo’s found the heart

to wash your graffiti off the walls yet. 

There you are. I’ve been looking. 

We've been trying 

to reach you. 

12/13/2020: Mexican Dream is murdered

My best qualities, if asked:

I am good at making friends. 

Even better at protecting them. 

1/14/2021: Vikkstar and Lazarbeam disappear, dying an unknown number of times over an unknown number of days

now that my memory’s begun

to blur let me hold your head in my 

hands Cradling your cheek for these

brief moments Minutes here are 

only minutes but in the darkness years

and years Between these intermissions I do not 

remember so clearly anymore your last 

birthday or our anniversary or the color

of your eyes but slowly I’ve watched

your hair streak gray Just like we’ve

planned I am at your side as our bones 

turn brittle O for everything at

least we are growing old together

1/?/2021: Punz and Dream kill and revive each other an unknown number of times

We take turns holding each other’s heads under the water just 

to see what it’s like to drown It’s his arms hooking under 

mine when I stop thrashing against the hand on my 

neck Pulling me out Licking from my mouth the taste of 

chlorine Now I can't tell you what it is to trust without 

reservation I have left behind the tenets of unconditional 

loyalty and the boys who carried them everywhere I 

went Love it's been shown is strong but the heart is 

inconstant I’ve seen it spasm blood through my 

fingers Cutting its gliding way into 

flesh No I do not love but this I find 

acceptable The brush of knuckles against my 

throat His skin a pressing 

warmth What affection it is that a spider must have for its 

web or the branches on which it’s 

attached His reassembling of 

me is the softest I’ve been touched in a long 

time If my heart gives out now it will only 

be because he has gripped it and held it still

12/16/2020: Technoblade takes an anvil to the head and lives

I've made it clear that I 

cannot die, though not for lack 

of trying and you have surely tried 

the hardest of them all. Even 

through the bitter tundra, chasing

me. For your

efforts here it is, your

brief victory. I watched the anvil and did

not flinch and it shattered

my skull. Bone cracked and splintered like

ice and then the totem did

too, but in the interval between that I was no

longer alive. You laughed, I commend 

you. The scale’s shifted and now

that the ball’s rolling you’d do

well to remember what

violence begets.

12/16/2020: Quackity takes a pickaxe to the teeth

All men can die. Nothing else remains 

constant and therefore just, so

I must become a butcher. Swinging

down my knife before you hit

back. Do I think I can take

you? Well, I’m not a man of half 

measures--this is how

high I had to stack the odds just

to look you in the eye. Now 

that we see each other clearly I catch, 

also, a glimpse of a harder 

truth and do not flinch. Your 

pickaxe, slate gray, cleaving in two the

bones of my face, crunching

like Arctic ice. I must be still too

soft, if I cracked open just

like that. 

1/6/2021: Jack Manifold falls into hell hours after doomsday

as per usual this one 

is also an afterthought 

the floor pulled out under me

a sly trick 

nothing too serious is reserved

for me

even hell is lonely

the fire my only companion

as my charred bones pull themselves up

I don’t know why I thought

when my hand finally hit overworld air

that someone would be there

pulling me up

the rest of the way

1/20/21: Tommyinnit kills Dream twice, nearly three times

      It didn't hurt. 

Not the first time, 

by the second strike 

    he was beginning to feel the sting of axe 

            and cloth and bone. 

     Everyone watched: 

     that part was new. 

     He couldn't say he liked 

     the attention, 

     as if the eyes alone would make it real. 

In his pooling blood's indigo reflection he caught 

            glimpses. Colossal sleeping beasts 

         of blackstone, boxes, 

         years lost down bodies of water. 

            At pressures like these, there is only room in your chest 

            for turgid lungs or beating heart. 

One of them has got to go. 

#yens #my writing #dsmp poetry

[desmond69miles]

Was reading the Jacob x Reader with a vampire lover and I swear, I'm tempted to send a series of mythical races s/o and the Twins reaction to them 🧍🏽‍♀️

( just bc it would be funny af 😭)

Someone suggested a vampire lover for Jacob, matching the Victorian Aesthetic and what-not, but HEAR ME OUT: Werewolf Reader ✨

Like, maybe they could be one of the Rooks (?), and they start to date Jacob (don't wanna separate the canon Evie x Henry), but the Twins start to notice s/o 's oddities and discovers they have a furry buddy among them (?)

Just an idea, stay safe and your work is great! Keep going with it! 🩵

It's currently hot as balls inside my house but freezing cold and snowy outside so I'm choosing hypothermia instead of hyperthermia.

Anyway, thank you, Anonymous, for your request. My God, I love supernatural reader x character stories. They're pretty much one of my favorite things to write.

I made it so you (reader) are kind of like - how do I explain this - energetic dog who bites by accident but is very loving. ALSOOOOOOOO I've made you a werewolf that turns into a wolf, not like the Sims 4 werewolves or Karl Heisenberg or whatever you want to use as an example.

[-: Jacob steals the hearts of all of his Rooks, men and women alike. When he caught wind of a rather rough-and-tough new member of his gang that climbed the ranks rather fast, he had to meet you and found himself rather caught in your behaviors. At first, he thought you were a little strange, but hey, aren't we all? He admired your passion.

[-: Evie would like you, too. She'd be the first to come up with the theory that you weren't exactly human. I mean, when you smile, you show off those sharp teethers, and they aren't precisely human (nor is your craving for meat and the crunch of bones or the occasional wet dog smell). Evie wouldn't bring Jacob in on this for a little, though.

[-: There wouldn't be actual evidence - nor the thought of lycanthropy - until the pattern of your disappearance during the night or at full moons. There could be a few ways that the twins find out, such as...

A) Jacob is curious about your post-nine P.M. vanishing and decides to follow you out of the train. You lead him to an alleyway - he watches you from the rooftops- and Jacob swears he saw you shift into a giant wolf before prancing down the street.

B) Evie finds your book on Lycanthropy Traditions and Culture, flips it open, and finds a letter from... pack... leader? She's confused and inquires to Henry about her findings, and Henry suggests the idea of being a werewolf. They both confront you and feeling somewhat cornered by the Assassins, you come clean. That immediately explained a lot of your actions and your desire for pets by Jacob, and Evie lets you tell her brother on your own time. Although, Evie would keep a watch just in case you decide to maul her brother while he's sleeping.

[-: It definitely gets normalized among the Rooks for a huge wolf to walk in and sit on the couch.

"Welcome to the rooks!"

"Thanks, Jacob."

The door swings open, Jacob scratches your ear

"...Why do you have a wolf?"

"They're our guard dog."

[-: Cue the constant agony for the twins. HAIR, EVERYWHERE! Those were Evie's new sheets, and you got hair all over it. Jacob's hat? It's designer with real wolf fur. Henry's books? Bookmarked by your coat. Do expect at least Jacob to buy you a steak once in a while if you let him de-shed your wolf from time to time.

#jacob frye x reader #assassins creed x reader #evie frye x reader

[apileofmoss]

The day was April 29th, 2022. Tumblr users @the-g-m, @tweewig, @omegamoo, and myself were in discord call and began to spam reblog this post as a fun little joke cuz we're silly little guys. Some mutuals caught on, and it developed into a small bit of fun chaos. May 6th rolls around and some of us begin reblogging it again, as a way to friendly torture the-g-m. More people catch on, including infamous tumblr users metfell and Omeletteyyy. More chaos. It died down after a bit, but more people had joined in.

May 10th. Now know as Meowcytblr Tuesday. This time was struck into action by @snaxle editing his pfp onto a picture of Karl Jacob's cat. Everyone went into a cat hysteria. Catnip everywhere. Everyone was meowing. Tmmyrp was barking, memorybooks was meowing, manlet-rights-activist got involved. The-g-m, tweewig, omegamoo, and I, tumblr user apileofmoss, didn't start the fire, but we sure as hell didn't stop the party. And that is the story of how the mutual circle accidently got half of mcytblr meowing. Bonus: May 9th I helped create menliker monday, womenliker wednesday, and fuckgender friday

#mossy's mumblings #mossymutuals #meow wars #meow #meowing with the mutuals #mewtuals #mctyblr #dsmpblr

[void-echoing]

so i have a dsmp au where tommy is an aspiring photographer trying to get through college (high school). he has the ability to teleport at will, but he can’t control where he ends up. he always ends up back in his bed with his camera at midnight in his home timezone. most of the time, he gets really cool pictures of landscapes or high-rise cityscapes.

the basis of this au is that over the course of one summer, he runs into tiktok aesthetic-like worlds and gathers charms or small items from the people he meets. when he makes a bracelet with all the charms, he can visit each of his new friends whenever he pleases. he doesn’t realise it at first, but he eventually stops aging at 18 and his new friends show no signs of aging either. weird…

one day, as he’s setting up a picture of an abandoned desert town, a kid comes out of a building, tubbo. tubbo is wearing a gas mask and protective coverings you’d see in an apocalyptic setting. tommy snaps the picture and gets talking. when he wakes up at home, he has a dark green rock with a hole in the middle and the picture printed out and placed on his nightstand. he dreams of tubbo for weeks after. (wasteland/apocalypse imagines)

the second time it happened, he found himself in a bright neon-lit city that he didn’t recognise. there were hovering motorbikes, holographic technology, and glitchy typography everywhere he turns. he meets ranboo and his kid brother, michael, here. when he wakes up, a neon purple computer chip lies on his pillow next to him, the photo in his hoodie pocket. he dreams of meeting ranboo and michael for weeks after. (cyberpunk, new wave edits)

then, over time he learned to swordfight prince technoblade in a castle (dark royalty and elaborate outfits), read with historian eret in a 1800’s-styled library (warmly-lit academia clips), zoned out to weird music with georgenotfound in a dream-like place that seemed just the slightest bit off (weirdcore slideshows), scammed people with quackity in a casino (gambling/las vegas edits), contemplated existence with alien!purpled in a mansion floating in space (space/galaxy animations), flew with a winged sapnap during a beautiful sunset (drone flying videos/sunsets), made kandi jewellery with a brightly-dressed karl jacobs (kidcore), went on a dusk-time drive with dream across multiple state lines while singing old songs (summer nostalgia), got business advice from a bootlegger named schlatt in a speakeasy in 1920’s new york (gatsby edits/hidden rooms/20’s music), learned to bake with niki in a small house in the woods (cottagecore), just barely avoided getting killed with jack manifold in an american small town in the 80’s (analog horror/stranger things apocalypse theories), became pirate captain puffy’s assistant on the waves on an ocean somewhere (sailing/pirate larp cosplayers), danced with fairies led by queen hannah rose (fairycore/playing in the woods), walked on top of abandoned trains with ex-mercenary punz (exploring old train yards), explored coral reefs with siren!wilbur (underwater cameras/professional mermaids), and that isn’t even the full list!

#echo writes #aesthetic chaser au #dream smp au #dream smp fanfic #tommyinnit #fanfic idea

[agirlwithachakram]

AC Syndicate is such a funny game. Jayadeep has been begging the council to send field workers to London to start taking down Templars and when they arrive they're barely adults, hot twins who bully him and flirt with him at the same time, when they're not bitching at each other. One of them co-opts and renames a gang and they expand it to the entire city.

They're always fucking things up but when he fucks just one thing up they get mad at him but then one of them tells the queen to her face that she should stop doing imperial expansion and occupation and until she knocks that shit off they can't be her friend or work for her.

In the DLC Jacob has a teenage or young adult child but no one ever expresses concern or even mentions their existence.

They live in a train and are intensely conspicuous. Their ally in the police force is the guy who failed to catch Jack the ripper. They use a ratcheting grappling hook thing to zipline everywhere and it doesn't make any physical sense.

Jacob realizes he's bisexual when the worst person he's ever met kisses him and dies.

Karl Marx says he's not mad, he's disappointed at one of his comrades who wants to blow up shit instead of protesting gently.

Charles Dickens loses some pages he was writing and every player's life flashes before their eyes but it's a bait-and-switch and you don't have to go find them at all! They're gone.

They do business with a ex-circus bookie, a literal child, and a dapper American fence. They get bills passed to pad their earnings and set up shell companies to dodge taxes. But they also set up neighborhood football games and support local businesses. They knocked down street lamps every time they try to get somewhere. They're an absolute menace but they do break the Templars' grip on the city, and Jayadeep manages to snag one of them for marrying. So it's all good really.

#assassin's creed syndicate

[sourainbow]

DSMP at a Party! by Avy, Sweater, and Hanny

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Dream - This bitch doesn’t go outside nor party with people.

Mans tall as fuck tho, and he knows it, so ofc he uses it to his advantage

Imagine, you’re partying, and you see this 6’3 staring at you while he stands on his deck, c l e a r l y judging you.

Either you stop, or you’re fucked.

If this man can beat someone up with a potato in mc, i have no doubt he will be able to do this in real life.

Sapnap - He’d probably be drunk with them and probably beat someone’s ass up.

He will also jump out of a window. He will wrestle with someone.

He wins.

He screeches a lot. We all know that man screams like a frightened child in a horror movie.

Will likely get arrested for “disturbing the peace”

This man will need Dream to come bail him out

Might also send some people to the ER

George - He’ll slept through it, but if there’s a reason he’s pissed because of food getting thrown or drinks spilled…. At his window

Fire is everywhere

Bodies mangled

The party host screaming curses and broken promises to fixed everything George needs for power

This is just in his thoughts tho

He actually just swears, and falls asleep again…

Waking him up is nearly impossible

But if you do, prepare to die :)

Badboyhalo - “LANGUAGE!”

Ples don’t swear near soft boi. :(

He probably will try to grab people by the back of their necks like a kitten. (the ones who climbs onto things)

Poor guy is cleaning up the mess. He’ll scold everyone. Thats it-

The most sober, even if he gets drunk.

Wilbur Soot - Mans be sitting on a chair with a drink in his hand, all sexy and shit.

But if this man get drunk, whoo boi.

We all know that this fucker is *chaotic* when he’s drunk

He’s 100% going to start singing randomly, but still sound *amazing*

I stfg tho, hes going to start talking abt dsmp lore and no one will know cause its so chaotic

may or may not punch a wall

Philza - This man is cackling like a crow saw the misfortune of an event that happen to poor souls

Reason is, the drinks make him feel silly and tired (cause hes old)

Meanwhile Kristen helps Philza not to trip, piss off people, and climb on stuff that were unstable.

Kristen dragging Phil to the train station

, he blabber about how he loves his wife and the refrigerator-

Kristen felt sweet for him and chuckled with him whilst on the ride home.

Wholesome.

Nihachu - Sweet wholesome angel doesn’t drink because she cares for others safety. Well- she does drink, only a little bit.

She wants to make sure that nobody drowns in the pool. Tries to talk to people that climbs things to get down or else they will fall to their death. Another person that scolds.

Fundy - Gone feral.

Quackity - Mans screaming at the top of his lungs

Starts singing in Spanish, loudly.

“FeLIz NaVidad”

“Quackity its the middle of summer-"

Maybe will pass out on the floor.

Karl Jacobs - “Why did Sap bring me here?”

Poor ol’ confuse Karl somehow got himself in a middle of a chaotic party. (Got dragged by Sapnap)

Jschlatt - He be chugging every single alcohol from that party and maybe will also beat someone’s ass up.

Needs two or three people to stop him before it gets worse and even more chaotic.

Swears, a lot…

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A/N hey guys! hanny and sweater here! first headcannon! wooo! avy is sadly offline rn, so its just us lmao! constructive critisism is nice! we hoped u enjoyed! Crackheads, out!

#dsmp hc #dsmpblr #wilbur soot #jschlatt #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #sapnap #karl jacobs #quackity #niki nihachu #philza #we are da crackheads #avy.bean #hanny #sweater

[literaphobe]

The issue with lore is that everyone wanted to use Dream in their lore for views (that's literally a fact and if people think otherwise they're just lying to themselves) and Dream is like the busiest whore alive. Then there's also the issue of 29 plot lines Karl Jacobs who ended up ruining a bunch of others people's lore, same with Wilbur who tried to veto some things and in turn made it so multiple other people had to change their story because he didn't bother communicating beforehand. Another huge reason is Ranboo scraping his entire pre set up lore because he didn't have the heart to do it anymore which just confused people.

There's the issue of fans mixing up canon and popular headcanons which creators instead of saying what was canon and what wasn't went "I'm working on the story you'll find out later" and then never finishing the story so people made their own conclusions which caused more fan fights because there was no actual conclusion meaning there's no right answer.

Then there's obviously the uncontrollable issues like Techno falling ill, Dream's collapsed lung (which we didn't know at the time but 8/9 months ago is when lore crumbled), Covid restrictions lifting so people wanted to do things they hadn't been able to do for a year meaning they put streaming at the back of the list.

I think the reason the DreamSMP "flopped" lore wise is because there was so many things going on and the more popular creators were either not communicating or were constantly busy with other things that were out of their control. Yes the fans are a huge issue too the point of Dream having to make boundaries about adding c! and cc! (But that's down to Inniters and later Benchers not being able to take Minecraft roleplay as fiction and instead choosing to get actually offended that their creator isn't living the best life in a story)

in conclusion: everyone wants a piece of dream and he can’t be everywhere at once especially when u take into account health and personal life considerations

#ask

[beeindaclouds]

Can I requests some c!dsmp cuddles?

Hallo, thanks for requesting and I hope you enjoy <3

C!DSMP cuddles

Includes: Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Quackity, Karl Jacobs, Wilbur Soot, Technoblade, Nihachu, Eret, Punz, FoolishGamers, Awesamdude

Click Here before requesting, please ^^

Reader: GN - They/Them

C!Dream, C!Quackity and C!Sam are reluctant to cuddles; in their words, they have "better things to do". But when you start cuddling them they won't push you away or complain;

C!George is stuck to you like glue, but only because he's sleepy 90% of the time. So cuddles everywhere and anywhere;

C!Sapnap, C!Karl and C!Foolish accept cuddles anyday, just like irl. They're super cuddly and won't let go of you even if you ask. You are stuck to them now;

3/4 C!Wilbur's will probably act like they're hating the cuddles, but in reality they're enjoying every second of it. While Ghostbur will happily cuddles you whenever you'd like

C!Bad, C!Techno, C!Niki, C!Eret, and C!Punz will never say no to you. No matter what they're doing, to them you are more important.

#dreamsmp #dsmp #mcyt #dream smp x reader #dsmp x reader #beeanswers #dream x reader #georgenotfound x reader #sapnap x reader #badboyhalo x reader #quackity x reader #karl jacobs x reader #wilbur soot x reader #technoblade x reader #nihachu x reader #eret x reader #punz x reader #foolishxreader #awesamdude x reader #beescenarios

[birdystars]

Scarlet Eyes Karl Jacobs x Reader

C!Karl Jacobs x Gender Neutral reader

In which Karl tries to save you from the egg

Warnings: The Egg, Disassociation, manipulation, light injury. A/N: Not really lore accurate but its okay just wanted to write some egg stuff

You stood in front of the open tunnel. The staircase lead deep and you couldn’t quite see the end. It had all started when a note was left on the door with these coordinates on it. What intrigued you was the red vines that covered the pure white paper. The vines seemed harmless and almost seemed to wrap around your finger when you touched them.

With a deep sigh and your sword in your back pocket you head down the flight of stairs, torches scattered the walls but it didn’t make the walk feel any less ominous. Finally you reached the bottom of the stairs, it opened to a room that was covered in the same red as the vines from the paper were, but only these ones were much bigger.

The room was huge, red was covering the entire room from the floor to the roof. On the ground there was a mix of magma and lava making the navigation a bit hard. What really stood out was the vines that was spread everywhere, they were warm to the touch and almost had a life to them. Following the vines you finally notice what was in the corner of the room. A giant Egg like shape made the room feel more crowded, the vines were the thickest there so that’s where the vines must grow from somehow..

You couldn’t help it as you were unable to take your eyes off this egg thing, you have never seen anything quite like it. The thing sent chills down your spine and your hair stand on end, but even with all that you somehow felt protected in its presence.

“Closer”

The word echoed in your mind, you couldn’t tell where or who it was from but nevertheless you found yourself taking one step at a time closer to the egg.

It was just so beautiful. It gave you a sense of euphoria just by being there. You couldn’t think straight as you stood directly in front of the egg. Instinctively you reached your hand out to touch the egg. Everything was going to be okay as long as you held on. Slowly the vines started the slither around your feet locking you into place. You didn’t dare move, you didn’t want to upset this thing or the vines as they moved further up your body with thick vines, almost like a cocoon. Closing your eyes you let the red engulf you as you heard it speak one more time.

“Don’t worry you’re safe now”

“Y/n!”

Karl woke up with a jolt. No it couldn’t be, he must’ve traveled again there’s no way Y/n would be anywhere that egg. When he rolled over though he found the other side of the bed empty. No he has to stop them before any of that dream-vision whatever it was happen. He practically jumped out of bed running to grab his bag, journal, and shoes. And with that he was out the door to find y/n.

He ran across the server asking everything and everyone where they might have gone. No one had heard anything which made his suspicions worse. Finally someone had said they had last seen them around the badlands. Karl’s heart sunk when he realized exactly where that is. He couldn’t lose you, not to that mind controlling egg! He would stop at nothing to keep you away. Maybe he should’ve warned you before so you wouldn’t even think about going there.

Soon enough he came to the stairwell that was exactly like his dream. He wasted no time to run down, hopefully he wasn’t to late and you could get them away or better yet you weren’t even down there in the first place. His worst fear came true though when he entered the egg room to see a figure standing there, a figure that was all to familiar to him.

“Y/n….. is that you.?” Karl chocked out as they turned around. He was meet with Scarlet eyes, not the natural hue he was used to.

“Karl! So glad for you to finally join me! I was wondering how long it would take for you to show up” They bounced on their toes. Sure it sounded like them but something was off, proving to him that they weren’t in control of their own mind.

“Y/n I know this isn’t you, please just listen to me” Karl was stuck, he knew the eggs grip was strong, but he just hoped his love would be stronger.

“Isn’t me? Of course this is me! I’m happier than I have ever been, and the egg was the key.”

Even though Karl kind of knew what to except he was still shocked. Were they not happy with him? No it must be the egg talking, of course they were happy together.

“I don’t know what the egg has promised you, but its not right, please I can help you get out of this” Karl slowly extended his hand at them, but he was not met with your hand, instead he was met with your sword. Karl jumped back holding his now cut hand to his chest.

“I don’t want to get out of anything! The egg can give me anything I want and can give you what you want too! You just have to listen to it.” Y/n said confidently holding the sword out towards Karl.

Karl shook his head “I don’t want to fight you y/n”

In return Y/n sighed, “If you wont listen to me then I will have to make you listen.” They started walking towards Karl with the sword still outstretched “The egg has done way more for me than you ever have in our relationship, and if you just listen it can help you too”

Karl hesitantly pulled out his shield, “You’re lying, I love you and I know some part of you still loves me back, y/n please fight off the eggs influence” He said while blocking the hits from y/n’s sword.

Y/n chuckled while continuing to try and hit Karl with the sword “You know what? If you really did love me you would join the egg with me.”

Tears pricked Karl’s eyes. No matter how much he told himself that it wasn’t them, hearing it from their voice just hurt worse than he could ever imagine. Soon enough he was backed into a corner, looking once again to those scarlet eyes he knew there was no saving them, at least not yet. Using his shield and body weight he pushed back y/n as much as he could and booked it towards the exit.

“I’ll be back for you”

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[beepboodle]

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Karl Jacobs

𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜

He carries stickers with him everywhere. Dudes just consistently got stickers with him no matter what. It’s one of his ways of cheering people up. He also just likes to stick them on random things if he feels like it.

Keeps things that remind him of his friends. He doesn’t wish to forget anyone.

Likes to have matching nail polish with his friends.

Karl LOVES picnics. Absolutely love’s having them at sunrise. Just in a big flower field, surrounded by bunnies.

When he thinks Sapnap has overworked himself or that he just needs it, he’ll make him go flower picking with him. It eases Sapnaps nerves.

Has a lot of stuffed animals on his bed makes him feel less lonely. He collects them.

Karl cannot sew for the life of him. Not just the fact he barely knows how, he also keeps pricking himself so he always goes to someone else for assistance.

Loves when people laugh. It just brings him pure joy.

Has so many cookie and cake type candles. Just always has one lit in his room.

Karls got loads of pictures of his friends on his wall with colorful pins.

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[helloclouita]

Imagine (Eret x reader) Part 2 requested by @emmalikespancakes

Credits to the owner of the fan art:)

It's been 2 years since the previous incident. During those Years, You moved to L'manburg and fought against the Love of your Life. Eret tried to not hurt you, but he did. You still remember how he accidentally cut a line in your cheek with his sword when you two were having a duel, for the Good.

Well that scar ended up being with you for years now. ── After the War, when Both L'manburg and Dream SMP got what they wanted, Eret searched everywhere for you. But he quickly found out you died in War, when 5 people from Eret's kingdom attacked you and your Family. And Eret has not forgiven himself for that

Eret Became King when the Queen Passed during War, and that added more with Eret's Depression.

It was now the 2 Anniversary of Eret's coronation, when he became King, and he tried to brush off the Problems he had in mind. There were important guests that were Invited, like Dream there. And even his Old Rivals like Ghostbur and Jshclatt.

Sapnap was of course invited, and he came in with a Plus one. His Fiancé "Karl Jacobs" aka the Time Traveler.

"Wow look how the Years passed" Sapnap said and drank his Cup of Champaign. "Yes and I'm very happy about your Whole Fiancé thing.. Congrats" Eret said with a smile. "Wait- hold on.. I'll be getting a real fill" Sapnap excused himself, and Eret and Karl nodded their heads to this, and watched him leave.

"I'm very happy for you two.." The King said and Karl gave him a 'thank you' as he was blushing at the idea of Marriage "I've always thought you two would end up together" Eret said "Really?.. Well I always thought you and Y/n would end up together" He smiled but soon made a mistake when Eret let out Tears, "O-oh I'm so sorry Eret! I forgot-" "No it's okay.. It's okay"

After some time Eret explained his Situation, and Karl suddenly got an Idea in his Head. He told the King about his Powers and said he maybe take Eret back in time to meet Y/n again.

"- Wait really? You would do that" Eret said beaming with Joy, Karl nodded his Head with a genuine Smile "Of course I would! Now come on before someone try's to steal you" He said and springed over to the balcony, with Eret following behind him.

Eret led Karl to his Secret Room, that was filled with Books in the Wall, and a private Garden as well.

What caught the Attention of Karl in the Room was a a Big Picture Frame in the Center of the Wall. A picture of Eret and Y/n with each other, looking happy as ever.

Eret noticed this and cleared his throat. "Shall we begin?" He asked, and Karl nodded, after snapping out of his thoughts.

Karl began to make a Portal and rotated his Arms, with Eret watching in amazement.

Soon a Purple Portal was floating around, and Karl grabbed Eret's hand before he could go inside.

"Eret, there are some rules you need to follow.. Don't eat ANYTHING in the dimension you're going off to, and I mean ANYTHING. second you have a timer. When the Clock hits Midnight, you must leave. And if you don't follow this, you will be struck dead." Karl said seriously, and Eret glanced at the Portal and him.

"When I come back.. Can I bring Y/n with me?" Asked Eret. Karl shook his head in guilt but Eret understood the consequences.

Eret gave Karl one last Goodbye, and stepped into the Portal.

Eret was met in a Ball room, where he and Y/n had first Met.

As expected, Y/n came down the Stairs wearing her Suit, with flowers in her hand, and tears streaming down her face.

He already knew where this was going. Y/n would cry her eyes out when she found out her Girlfriend cheated on her, and she Would Dance with Eret.

Doing just all of that, Eret was Holding Y/n's waist. And it was the part where they were both slow dancing.

The glimpse of them was special, and the music playing inside the Ball room made their Backround, Romantic.

He spun Y/n by her hand, and Y/n did the same thing with him.

Soon they both stopped dancing as the Music has stopped, and both of them went to the Garden.

They layed back down, with their Surroundings was filled with Flowers. And both of them had a deep conversation, as how Eret remembered.

They talked about life, and their problems.

But soon it died down, once Eret remembered the Time limit he had.

He looked at his watch as it said, 11:53

And he panicked.

He went over and Kissed Y/n unexpectedly, and gave her a matching ring of his.

"-listen, love. I'd love to talk more but I certainly do have to go. So. Uhm- BYE!" He said and before Y/n could answer. Eret already ran off.

Eret ran up the Stairs with Y/n following. "But when will I see you again!?" She asked him and stopped on the middle of the stairs to take a breath, "Oh never. NEVER" he said vanished.

As soon as the clock hit 12 Eret was back in the Room where Karl was waiting for him.

Karl looked relieved and hugged Eret. "I'm glad you're back." He said to the King, "Thank you! Thank you. For letting me do that" Eret said, and he promised himself to give Karl and his Fiancé the best Wedding.

"Now come on.. We don't want to keep Sapnap waiting do we?" Eret said and both of them walked out of them room.

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