Fitzgerald: So, Edgar is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Lovecraft: For what purpose?
Fitzgerald: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Poe, arms crossed and pouting: Y-you'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
Karl: *nods vigorously in agreement*
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The lighting from the trailer made Karl look like a red panda. I definitely thought that was an imposter Karl at first.
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I've drawn Ranpo's racoon from bsd, Karl :)
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Can Karl the Raccoon from Bungou Stray Dogs Defeat Saitama?
Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they
1: Can avoid getting punched, AND
2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.
Vote under the cut if you read the rules
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Bad headcanons!
Day 2: Poe
(May contain mentions of SH as well as Ranpoe)
{Fluff}
-Commonly falls asleep with Karl and it is the prettiest and cutest sight anyone will ever see
-Usually puts his head on Ranpo’s shoulder or head when he’s feeling exhausted socially
-Very light sleeper
-wears lots of rings to mess with when he’s bored or distracted
{Angst}
-Used to actively try get Karl to scratch on him, leaving some scars.
-Occasionally have himself paper cuts on purpose.
-Hits his head against a wall anytime he feels bad until he’s forced to stop or until something starts bleeding.
-He has attachment issues (me too but y’know lol)
{Ranpoe<3}
-Wraps his arms around Ranpo’s waist whenever he needs/wants something
-gets very needy whenever Ranpo teases him 🤭
-Deffo whines and or whimpers whenever he’s teased
-If him and Ranpo are out together, Poe must absolutely be touching Ranpo in any way, holding hands, holding his wrist, holding Ranpo by his waist, anything to keep him close
-Poe doesn’t like to admit it but he gets jealous very easily
Aight, that’s all I’ve got for today, hope y’all enjoyed <3
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Not TGCF, but i wanted to share it bc Karl is very silly (photo from @ devilscvpid on clock app
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hes a semi-therapeutic
Mammal named karl
He's a furry little guy
Who loves to steal your chipppppsssd
He's got more than just mad skills
He's got anxiety and some pills
And the agency swoons
Whenever they here him saaaayyy
He's Karl!!! Karl the racoonnn
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EVERYBODY I GOT QUESTIONS
Tiktok just said to me Karl the raccoon is a reference for Karl Marx, I need to know, is this true? Or are they lying to me as always?
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