ace attorney lawyers be like hold on judge before you give the verdict ive got to consult my weird little girl
daughters and predictive text: a soap opera in 3 parts
[ID: A 3-page comic featuring characters of Ace Attorney. The 1st page is a handwritten 'screenshot' of an iPhone text conversation. The recipient is 'Phoenix Wright'.
Sender: Do send Truck my regards.
Phoenix: You mean Trucy?
Phoenix: Are you telling me your fancy smart phone doesn't recognize Trucy as a word?
At the bottom, 'Godammit' is typed into the text section. The predictive texts given are 'Wright', 'Kay', and 'Franziska'.
The 2nd page is titled, 'PETTINESS I: THIS IS THE CLOSEST THEY'VE BEEN TO FIRST-NAME BASIS'.
Panel 1: Phoenix leans towards Miles, who is reading papers.
Phoenix: seen my grape juice?
Miles: 2nd drawer from the left.
Phoenix: ok, thanks mike.
Panel 2: Miles looks at Phoenix, expression betrayed. The papers in his hands are crumpled in his fists.
Panel 3: Phoenix raises a hand in apology, smiling brightly.
The 3rd page is titled, 'PETTINESS II: RUNS IN THE FAMILY'.
Panel 1: Miles crosses his arms haughtily. Kay reads papers, seemingly not paying attention to him.
Miles: I understand that I was in the wrong but he's been doing this for a week. It is, frankly, incredibly immature of him. Honestly.
Kay: no yeah you're totally right.
Panel 2: Miles continues to cross his arms haughtily.
Miles: Thank y-
Kay, off-screen: mike.
Panel 3: Miles turns to Kay, his expression unseen. Kay is turning her head towards him, single visible eye red.
“Our kids, Miles” (the trick was marrying a man with a bunch of kids of his own)
Not pictured are Klavier, Rayfa, and any other kid Phoenix (or Miles) has unofficially adopted for even a minute of screen time or behind the scenes. And though I imagine Maya as more of a sister, she’s still part of the “100 friends.”
[Also please imagine everyone in the back are standing on something or wearing a nice heel, because their faces had to be seen somehow lol]
get rekt. with facts and logic (from these tags by @jasmineteabag)
[ID: A two-image comic about Ace Attorney: Investigations. In the first, Miles Edgeworth is staring straight ahead as an arrow labelled "THOUGHT TM via LOGIC TM" shoots at his head. In the second, Kay Faraday and Dick Gumshoe are cheering him on, saying, "Watch out, CRIMINAL! Mr. Edgeworth's about to THINK TM at you! You're FUCKED now!" End ID.]