Kaz would try to learn Suli “for business” and Wylan would casually mention he’s trying to learn Zemeni “for business” and very subtly they would try to help one another with their “business goals”
This leads to Wylan somehow using Suli grammar with Zemeni words and Kaz speaking Suli with a Zemeni accent. Inej and Jesper have to work incredibly hard not to lose their minds the first time they hear it.
Kaz and Wylan deny helping one another.
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Mattias: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine.
Kaz: Why?
Mattias: I am told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.
Nina: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.
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There's Jesper holding Milo and then there's Kaz holding Milo.
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Kaz: Where’s Nina?
Wylan: Doing stuff.
Kaz: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Inej?
Wylan: Trying to stop Nina from doing stuff.
Kaz: And Jesper?
Wylan: Trying to stop Inej from stopping Nina from doing stuff.
Kaz: I see. And what are you doing here, Wylan?
Wylan: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Jesper from stopping Inej from stopping Nina from doing the stuff.
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caw caw
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The dregs used to be afraid of Kaz Brekker but when Nina Zenik was hired and everytime Kaz gave them instructions, Nina mocks him behind his back and the dregs are no longer afraid, they are absolutely terrified because they can hardly keep a straight face anymore.
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nina: its not fairrrr i want a puppy
kaz: and i wanted that man’s wallet
kaz: so i stole it
kaz: the lesson here is that stealing is always the answer
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hello i'm back with some emotional damage ✨
KAZ BEFORE HE LOST JORDIE
AND THIS IS KAZ AFTER LOSING JORDIE
CRYING
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Inej: What do you call mixing coffee with hard liquor?
Kaz: Getting ready for work.
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For real, what do you think each crow's love language is?
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rarecrows week: kazpernej
• @rarecrows-week - Day 1: NEW
inspired by the iconic Anne Hathaway picture! thanks to the BOTB people for all the encouragement on the making of this drawing :) this one's for you @feelinglikecleopatra <3
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"who would win in a fight, Percy or Harry" okay first of all, Percy. Second of all, you're asking the wrong question.
Who would win in a fight: Regulus Black, or Kaz Brekker? And why is the answer: neither, they're too busy keeping their sunshine counterpart, and ✨shiny item✨ obsessed best friend from doing something stupid.
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Kaz: Jordie, good news, I figured out a way to express my feelings for Inej.
Jordie: *sigh* Is it actually calling her an investment?
Kaz: I don't understand.
Jordie: I want you to express your feelings for Inej. Is that what you are going to do or are you going to call her an investment?
Kaz: I am going to express my feelings.
Jordie: You're sure. You are going to express your feelings and not call her an investment.
Kaz: That is correct. I am going to express my feelings. I am not going to call her an investment.
Jordie: Excellent. Please, express your feelings.
Kaz: Here I go. *calls her an investment*
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"Inej!"
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