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#kaz is jespers bestie
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jesper running in to hug inej while her and kaz are having a staring/yearning contest in ep 8 is revenge for kaz knocking in ep 4 <3
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incorrect-soc · 2 years
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SoC's duology: A summary
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a-map-of-gays · 2 years
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"And then he called her an investment"
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kaz-brekker-crow · 10 months
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I've been seeing so many, "the crows aren't reeeaallly teenagers", "them being kids makes me uncomfortable", "I age them up in my head", "I like the ages better in the show", and idk if I have the energy to hash out the meta essay it takes to address these opinions and why they are deeply wrong, so I will just say BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU
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haveihitanerve · 15 days
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yknow that one time when kaz doesnt thank jesper and hes like 'you should thank me' and then nina(or inej i forget) thanks him and he goes 'you're welcome gorgeous see?' to kaz like thats how you do it-
but i have this headcannon that one day kaz actually does go 'thank you jesper' and without missing a beat jesper fires back 'you're welcome beautiful' and then he just stands there, mouth open in horror as he realizes what hes done and kaz stares back at him in shock, hands white on his cane and then he abruptly starts walking and jesper races to catch up and inside hes like 'shit shit shit shit oh shit jesper what have you done !!!!! fuck oh no well at least youre still breathing thats something' and hes like marevling over the fact that he still has use over both his legs and arms and kaz is attempting to think about the mission but inside his head is just like a record scratch and hes 'error error error breaking down code malfunctioning' and its just a loud screaming in his head and they never speak of it again but sometimes, later, jesper will save kaz's life or he'll do a good job at some mission or he'll help kaz finish up some lose ends and he'll look over and wink and go 'you're welcome gorgeous' and kaz starts saying 'thank you jesper' more often but never again does jesper respond to it
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bitchthefuck1 · 10 days
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It's always so funny to me when people call Kaz a serial killer or a murderer bc like. boy do I have news for you about the other crows.
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thechaoticrow · 1 year
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so we were all expecting jordie in season 2, right? but JESPER’S MOTHER TOO??? JESPER *AND* KAZ TRAUMA?? ON OUR SCREENS??? YOUR HONOUR THEY’RE TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN AND IM NOT READY
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cindersart · 1 year
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kaz getting friend jealous because everyone keeps buddying up to jesper is an underrated trope and i WILL NOT stand for this. i know deep in my heart that any time nina calls jesper her best friend or sturmhond/his crew asks jesper to join them, or some other grisha character is like 'wow u should come to ravka :)' kaz is looming in the background emanating strong 'get your own bestfriend!!!!!!' energy
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wormw00ds · 1 year
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Kaz dirtyhands brekker with his wife and kids
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filmyocean · 1 year
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Nikolai recruiting the Crows
Nikolai: What do you consider to be your best quality?
Inej: Well, I'm a real people person.
Kaz: I don't answer stupid questions.
Wylan: I speak Fjerdan.
Jesper: My eyes. Oh, and I guess my butt, too.
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i-only-see-daylight · 1 month
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Kaz: Can you be serious for five minutes? 
Nina: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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incorrect-soc · 1 year
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Jesper: What's wrong?
Kaz: Hm?
Jesper: There's something wrong. You're being suspiciously nice to me.
Kaz:
Kaz: Want me to punch you in the face?
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yes-i-exist-shutup · 10 months
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random soc x tfota character interactions:
Cardan: Alcohol?
Jesper: ALCOHOL!!!
Cardan:ALCOHOLLLLL!!!!!!!!
Kaz: bet you didn’t expect THIS! *matthias enters with a drunk Cardan tied up*
Cardan: Hi my love :)
Jude: *GASP* Bet YOU didn’t expect THIS!! *servant enters with a tied up inej*
Kaz: UNTIE THE GIRL OR I WILL MURDER YOU YOU FUCKING MONGREL
Inej: “the girl”? Are you seri-
Jude: NO! GIVE ME BACK MY IDIOT FIRST YOU FUCKING MONGREL
Inej: Knives?
Jude: Knives!!!!! >:)
Inej: knives!!!! :)))
Jesper: and then my boyfriend, wylan said-
Vivi: YOU’RE GAY??? OMG SAME???
Jesper: OMG THATS NORMAL WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
Nina: Oh I really liked at her at one point but ehh not anymore -_-
Vivi: holup U Queer??
Nina: what the fuck is that supposed to mean
Vivi: LGBT, lesbian, gay, bise-
Nina: OH you mean gay???
Vivi: Ya that, so ur gay?
Nina: yeah but I like boys too :)
Vivi: Don’t that mean ur bi???
Nina: huh?? What weird words do you keep saying???
Vivi:
Wylan: Bombs?
The bomb: Bombssss >:)
Wylan: Bombs >:)
Cardan: -And this is Jude, my knife wife :)
Kaz: Oh! I have a knife- a- a- kni- a- knife w- a-
Cardan: Take your time.
Kaz: VENGEANCE!!!!
Inej: Kaz nO
*The bomb and wylan, walking away from an explosion*
Cardan: This is honey sweet wine, from only the finest red woods of elfhame
Jesper: The fuck is this fancy bullshit
Cardan:
Jesper:
Jesper: I want it
*The bomb and Nina simultaneously* and this is my boyfriend, He a big tall idiot <3
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roz-boz · 1 year
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This is so random but I just remember something from Rule of Wolves
I love how the fandom just assumed Kaz would be asocial, with Jesper constantly trying to hang out with him and then we found out Kaz is actually constantly at Wespers house and they've been trying to keep him out because it became too much but they obviously failed because nothing can't keep Dirtyhands away.
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He also bUILT A FUCKING TUNNEL FROM THE SILVER SIX TO HIS HOUSE I MEAN SERIOUSLY-
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hoplesslylovin · 1 year
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my fav part of row is the fact that kaz has a tunnel to wylan house, comes often enough to be banned and named a club ‘the silver six’
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haveihitanerve · 1 month
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“Kaz Brekker is an arsehole and a liar.” Jesper informed Wylan. “That’s the first thing you ought to know about him.” Wylan nodded, swallowing hard. “A-and the second?” Jesper was silent for a while, then he answered, so quietly Wylan had to lean forward to hear him. “He looks after his crows. No matter what.”
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