#kazoo brekker

[swiftie-as-a-coursing-river]

Kaz’s full name is actually Kazoo

#six of crows #grishaverse #kanej #shadow and bone #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kazoo Brekker #kazzle dazzle

[sehn---sucht]

I'M SORRY BUT

IN THIS SCENE

KAZ'S EYEBROW

IT'S THE SAME PICTURE

#kaz rietveld #grishaverse #kaz brekker #six of crows duology #kaz brekker memes #shadow and bone season 2 #shadow and bone #kazoo brekker #six of crows #sab #sab s2 #sab season 2 #soc #soc memes #shadow and bone meme #shadow and bone memes #kazzle dazzle #sab season two #shadow and bone trailer #shadow and bone 2 #the grishaverse #the grisha series #the grisha trilogy #freddy carter

[jeansyvesmoreau]

Kaz: I am ruthless, I am a murderer, I am cruel, I am-

The fandom: HEYYYYYY KAZZLE DAZZLE, OUR ONE AND ONLY KAZOO BREKKER

#i'm looking at all of you #including me #we call a murderer kazzle dazzle and kazoo and i love us for it #kaz brekker #kazzle dazzle #kazoo brekker #soc fandom #soc #six of crows #ck #crooked kingdom #the crows #the dregs #leigh bardugo #grishaverse

[teacup-tyrant]

All I have to say about this is that the Six of Crows fandom has ruined the word “Kazoo” for me.

#kaz brekker #six of crows #kazoo brekker

[strawberryloveyyy]

Kaz Brekker appreciation post. Because isn’t he just so dreamy? If he isn’t the man of my dreams. Then I’ve got no dreams. I could even say he’s the man of my nightmares... But if he’s in them, would they even be nightmares?

#kazzle dazzle #kaz brekker #kaz #kazoo #inej ghafa #inej #knife wife #i love inej #kanej has my whole heart #kanej my beloved #kanej #kanej supremacy #*cries in kanej* #nina zenik #jesper fahey #wylan van sunshine #matthias helvar #six of crows #crooked kingdom #rule of wolves #shadow and bone #shadow and bone season 2 #helnik #wesper #holy shit he’s pretty #the teenage girl is teenage girling

[queenofwafflesstuff]

Kaz's birthday date was always a mystery for the crows(except Inej of course, she always knows everythibg somehow)

#leigh bardugo #six of crows #soc inej #soc jesper #soc wesper #six of crows incorrect quotes #soc kaz #inej always finds out #she knows #kaz brekker the bastard of the barrel #crow birthday #crooked kingdom #birthday #six of crows kaz #kazoo #kazzle dazzle

[mistylakeee]

LEIGH WHAT

#kanej #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #six of crows #soc #crooked kingdom #what’s this bitch’s full name #kazoo? #kazio? #kazelmo? #kazstipher?

[lilisouless]

You know, the kiss incident is actually KAZ´s fault

Evidence:

-When Jesper said "it´s not all i want" was the closer he ever was to confess his feelings to Wylan who, in question, was not aware of said feelings.

Wylan: she had beautiful red gold curls

Jesper: Like yours, before

Wylan: "don't blush, he is just stating a fact"

Does it seem like the mindset of a person who is aware?

-So if KAZ (wesper enemy #1) had not interrupted, they would both know their relationship has the potential to go on another level

-Wylan doesn't normally think the worse on people, he knows Jesper is loyal or at least is not cruel to play with a guy´s feelings only to goand kiss another guy. He could have done the math (Kuwei and i have the same face right now)

-Also, Jesper got confussed because of his fight with you know who? KAZ! , he trew him off balance. Is Kaz´s fault

So next time don't blame Jesper, he has never done anything wrong in his life 😇, nor Kuwei; he just wanted to live our dream, both were just victims..OF KAZ!!!👿

#KazBrekkerisoverparty

#anti kaz brekker #anti kazoo brekker #you need to know how NOT serious i am #in context i realized jesper was interrupted before he had to confess #and i said "what if i make this about slandering Kaz Brekker #and did it #shipost #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #kuwei yul bo #wesper #six of crows #leigh bardugo #crooked kingdom #netflix shadow and bone

[lady-ashfade]

Hello Darling, I was wondering if I could get Kaz thing were him and reader have know each other for ages and like with Jordie and she is the old person Kaz is kinds ok with touching, so one day when a heist goes wrong and Y/N gets hurt and Kaz is like freaking out thinking she's going to die and stuff and its like super fluffy and and like Y/N heals and Kazoo like doesn't leave her side

If you could do this it would be amazing

I’m right here.

Kaz Brekker x Fem!Reader

Hope I did this okay! Thanks for the request 🌸

Notes: This is short and fluffy. I also can’t do good aid or this type of thing so I hope it’s okay!

Warning: Pain to comfort, a little angst, blood, crying in pain, bad writing for sure, spelling mistakes probably.

The group rushed through the door almost breaking it off the hinges. “Get her upstairs.” Kaz shouted as Matthias held you in his arms, Nina by his side focusing on your heartbeat. Inej went to the kitchen where you kept your towels and collected everything.

You blood stained Matthias shirt and your eyes flutter, a groan or a whimper leaving your lips a few times. As soon as they got to the top floor of your home they rushed to the bedroom. “On the bed.” Nina fixed the pillows and the sheets, then patted the mattress. Matthias nodded his head and put you down carefully and tried not to give your extra pain.

Wylan almost sobbed at the sight of your arm falling and going limp. You knew who he was, who was his father and you never shamed him for it. He loved you and cared deeply, you were his best friend. Wylan turned away and into Jesper arms, who took him into his arms quickly. “Is she going to be okay?” He asked and kaz shot him a glare that he couldn’t see.

“Yes, now everyone out except Inej.” Nina’s hand tugged at your bloody shirt and they all went out quickly. Kaz stood still and looked at you, “Kaz, she’ll be fine.” Inej rushed passed passed him with her arms full and went by Nini. “I’m staying.” They didn’t have time to fight with him, but they knew even if they did he would stay.

They had no choice but pull your shirt off and leaving you in the thin layer on your chest. Kaz hated seeing your face curl into pain as they cleaned the wound. “Jordie” he remembered the small boy with a body underneath him, shaking it as he cried for his brother. He got light headed and sat down in the chair. Was he going to lose you too? Shaking his head at the thought because he wouldn’t allow that.

A scream cut him out of his thoughts, you opening your eyes as the needle pressed into your skin. “Stop! Please.” You cried at the pain in your side. Nina apologized as she teared up and Inej looked up at you guilty. “Kaz!” You looked up at him and he felt his entire body move on its own and he was by your side within seconds. “Make it stop!” You cried.

He took your hand in his and gave it a small squeeze, “You can handle it.” He stated and you shook your head. A whimper came out as the needle went back, “Can’t.” He leaned closer and rubbed circles on your hand. “You can, I’m right here.” You looked back at him and the pain became too much for you to handle, along with the blood that you lost, or the shock you felt.

Kaz watched your eyes fell closed and your hand losing its grip. He panicked and looked back at your chest and saw it go up and down. “I’m right here.” He whispered. Kaz held your hand the whole time and stayed by your side, even when it was all done. He refused to leave your side, if something happened while he was away he couldn’t live with himself.

Everyone came and stayed for a while, he was there. When everyone left to sleep he stayed there, Nina and Matthias stayed in the other room. Days passed and he was still in the room by your side. He hated the feelings of lose as if the old friend visited him again to take someone else. You couldn’t leave him, he needed you in his life. The light of his life and the feeling of comfort he so rarely felt was only with you.

Kaz sat in the chair beside your bed and his head leaned on the wall behind him with his eyes closed. You stirred yourself awake and took a moment to remember everything. You look around the familiar room and then down at the pain in your side. A bandage wrapped around your side and only in a bra. “Damn.” You cursed and put your head back.

A small snore caught you by surprise and you looked to the side and saw Kaz asleep. He looked calmer then normal but he still had a snarl on his face, it made you laugh a bit. As much as you could without hurting your side. “Kazzel.” You poked his leg. It took a moment and then shot up and it startled you a bit. He looked panicked and then looked down at you, he looked terrified.

“I’m okay.” You whispered with smiled. Kaz blinked as he saw you up and talking. “Y/n.” He pushed up and moved closer to and leaned down the bed. “Kaz, how long have you been here?” He swallowed. “As long as you have been out, you scared the others.” His hand came up to your cheek and softly moved his fingers on the skin.

“I’m not going that easy.” Smirked up at him. He looked at you and his eyes softened. Leaning himself down he pressed his lips against yours and kissed you softly. He was so afraid he would never get to do that again, or to have you in his arms or seen you smile. You took your hand and put it on his chest to remind him that you were still here.

“Good, because I don’t plan on losing you. You’ll stay with me, even if I have to bring you back to life myself.” He whispered against your lips and put his forehead on yours. And he was true, if he had to drag you out of deaths claws he would do it. He’d fight the saints himself to have you stay with him.

“You’re stuck with me, Kaz Brekker.” You teased and connected your lips with his again.

#kaz brekker #kaz brekker x reader #kaz brekker x y/n #kaz brekker x fem!reader #Jesper fahey #wylan van eck #inej ghana #Nina zenik #matthais helvar #six of crows #six of crows x reader #shadow and bone #shadow and bone x reader #kaz brekker angst #kaz brekker fluff

[rorygilmoreclown]

Cunk on Ketterdam

Prompt: I have a generous request to all of the great fanfiction writers that please for the love of God can you write something like all the Crows are getting interviewed in Cunk on Earth 😭 . I would love to see them being flabbergasted by the questions of Philomena. It can also be Crows x Reader, where the reader takes the place of Philomena. 

A/n: I tried my best. Will prolly make it a series since it’s such an interesting concept. Lmk which character you want next. I have more for Kaz Brekker also. 😭

Word Count: 497 words

Y/n: Welcome on the Ketterdam TV, Mr. Brekker. I have been informed to remind you from time to time that not giving us an answer would result in deduction of kruge from your share. 

Kaz: I understand. 

Y/n: Now let’s start from the basics, the first question is, how many birthday party performances do you have on your resume?

Kaz: For what reason would I go to a tiny terrors’ tumultuous tribute?

Y/n: No, it says here (checking your script) that you are a magician. So I assumed that you’d work at parties. 

Kaz: I’m not a magician. 

Y/n: Very well then, next question, would you audition for the play of Now You See Me 3? I heard they need a magician. Although you would have to do something other than card tricks. A character in the 2nd play has already accomplished that. 

Kaz: Is this a joke? I'll leave that to the performers with less refined tastes.

Y/n: You have a bit of an emo vibe don’t you. You’d fit right into the band My Chemical Romance. Now, I have to ask, do you think your name would be better if it was spelled with a 'z' instead of a 'k'? You know, like "Kaz the Kool Kid" or "Zaz the Zany Zebra"?

Kaz: (looking around at the exits so soon) I’d prefer if you would stick to Mr. Brekker. 

Y/n: Party pooper. Okay, moving on. I've heard you're a great leader of the Dregs, but have you ever thought about starting a band? I hear kazoo music is making a comeback.

Kaz: I’m quite satisfied with my current employment. 

Y/n: Does your mother agree with your profession? 

Kaz: 👁️👄👁️

Y/n: And that’s what I thought. That’s why I was suggesting alternatives. I want to know where you stand on diversity. Considering your employees are all diverse. 

Kaz: I pick my crows based on their work, and not those extraneous factors. 

Y/n: Is that why all of you have one thing in common?

Kaz: Yes, all of us are- 

Y/n: - (cutting him off) in dire need of therapy. 

Kaz: No, we don’-

Y/n: Producers told me you might be in denial. Moving on, when are you going to change the last name of your adopted child? 

Kaz: I don’t have a child. 

Y/n: My saints the denial phase is worse than I had thought. Although I’ll tell you, I was talking about your son, Wylan Van Eck. Is he not your child? And answer carefully, he might cry if you deny again.

Kaz: (not saying no but not saying yes either)

Y/n: I’ll take that as a “as soon as possible”. Now, at last, the most simple question. Do you keep saying “Hello Inej” every five minutes? 

Kaz: No. I do not. That is absurd. 

Y/n: (to the producers) I think you should offer him free therapy sessions, he desperately needs them. 

Taglist: @wrapperpaper @lady-ashfade

#grishaverse #six of crows #shadow and bone #freddy carter #six of crows x reader #six of crows kaz #soc #ck #crooked kingdom #kaz x reader #kazzle dazzle #kaz brekker #matthias #jesper #inej #wylan #the crows #sab #philomena cunk #cunk on earth #diane morgan #it got better #cunk on britain #cunk on everything #what more tags can i add

[12-alien-wolves-stan]

Kazoo Brekker, Dirtyhands, the bastard of the Barrel

#his real name is kazoo im calling it #shadow and bone #soc #six of crows

[princguard-a]

I have it on high authority that Kaz's full name is Kazoo Brekker.

#ooc #crack #i don't need to post my sources #take me at face value #i personally know Leigh Bardugo #totally do

[sophierequests-trashblog]

i had a dream i was sitting in the crow club and all of a sudden mr kaz brekker himself storms in and starts screaming about kazoos and how he is not a kazoo so i told him to calm down and he had his back facing me because he was punching the wall and when i tell him to calm down he TURNS AROUND AS SLOW AS POSSIBLE, LOOKS ME DEAD IN THE EYES, and says “that’s rich coming from you.” because apparently he told me to calm down over a game of monopoly and i flipped the whole table. anyways we argued and i went to storm out but he called out to me and i turned around and he turned into clifford the big red dog and started playing saxophone before jumping out of the window. i hope you enjoy my dream as much as i did <3

kazoooooooos???

"that's rich coming from you" THAT IS SUCH A KAZ MOVE LJGLG

HELP I AM CRYING GJFKHFS

i expected anything but him turning into clifford and playing the saxophone istg

i enjoyed this dream very much thank you gajskgd <333

#marlee <3

[jeansyvesmoreau]

I just checked the nyt bestseller list for paperback ya for september, and soc was on 10th place. Soc literally came out 7 years ago. SEVEN YEARS AGO. And it's still on the bestseller list.

Doesn't this deserve applauding?????

#six of crows #soc #grishaverse #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #crooked kingdom #ck #leigh bardugo #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #soc duology #nina zenik #matthias helvar #waffle queen #knife wife #kaz dirtyhands brekker #kazzle dazzle #kazoo brekker #kaz rietveld #six of hoes #kanej #helnik #wesper #ninej #six of gays #jesper llewellyn fahey #wylan van sunshine #jesper x wylan #nina x matthias #kaz x inej

[ketterdam-it]

The Moon had two mustaches, Joost and the problem.

#kaz x inej #kanej #kaz #kaz brekker #shadow and bone #six of crows #soc #fanfic #inej ghafa #my darling inej #kazzle dazzle #kazoo brekker #wesper #helnik #nina zenik #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #Matthias helvar #captain inej #incorrect six of crows #soc fandom #headcannons #canon #jesper x wylan #six of crows fanfic #the darkling #funny #comedy #wylan van sunshine #wylan my beloved

[jordiethepoolfloatie]

Soc characters as shit my teachers have said part two

Jesper: sometimes I think going to jail would be pure profit for me.

Nina: Because wherever I go, there shall be light.

Kaz: People started dying, because they were all killed.

Inej: I’ve already heard this when I wasn’t here.

Matthias: Be bored more discreetly!

Wylan: You’re organic matter too.

or

If we have time at the end of class, we’ll sublimate a little.

#six of crows #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #kazoo brekker #kazzle dazzle #knife wife #nina zenik #the wraith #matthias helvar #wylan van eck #grishaverse #merchling #wesper #ninej #helnik #kanej #soc shitpost #crooked kingdom