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sasharcyreal · 2 months
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Keefe: Mama didn't raise a quitter but she did raise a fool and it turns out those two things are a TERRIBLE COMBINATION.
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artnerdsrule · 4 months
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" two terrible parents, but one was better than the other."
Keefe deserved so much better. He genuinely is just the best.
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thelordhunkyhair · 5 months
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Mr. Forkle: enters Sophie’s mind without permission
Sophie’s thoughts: hippity hoppity, get off my property
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depressedraven9 · 7 months
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Sophie: *dies* Biana: Timer starts now! When is she coming back? I say two months! Keefe: Bullshit. One month. Tam: Nah, half a month. Fitz, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SOPHIE JUST DIED! Dex, scratching chin in thought: One week.
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crymeariveronceagain · 6 months
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6 year old Keefe, in tears: HE CALLED ME THE B WORD! 6 year old Tam: Motherfucker doesn't start with a B! Elwin: *chokes on air*
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winwin17 · 3 days
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Incorrect Quote Poll
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Kotlc incorrect quotes
Keefe: If Bianca and I were drowning, who would you save? Fitz: You two can’t swim? Bianca: It’s a hypothetical question, Fitz! who would you save? Fitz: my time and effort.
Sophie: Can you please be serious for five minutes?  Keefe: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Sophie: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.
Sophie: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Fitz: Several traffic violations. Biana: Three counts of resisting arrest. Keefe: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Dex: Also, that’s not our car.
Keefe: How did none of you hear what I just said?  Biana: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.  Sophie: I got distracted about halfway through.  Tam: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Biana: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them
Fitz: This is such a bad idea. Keefe: Then why are you coming along? Fitz: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
Sophie: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Dex: ... Your what? Sophie: My friends. Fitz: Is she saying “friends”? Keefe: I think She’s being sarcastic. Biana: No, no, no, this is delirium, She’s cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Sophie! All of your friends are in this room. Sophie: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
Della: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?  Fitz: Have everyone stand.  Biana: Bring three more chairs!  Alden: The most important ones can sit down.  Alvar: Kill three
Keefe: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
Sophie: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Dex: You and me!!! Sophie, tearing up: Okay.
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Mr. Forkle: What state do you live in? Sophie: Constant anxiety. Keefe: Denial. Fitz: Perfection. Marella: NEW YORK!
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rayniscatstatue · 3 months
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Sophie: Can I punch him?
Keefe: If you do, I’ll punch him too
Fitz: No one is punching anyone
Sophie: But I wanna punch him
Keefe: Let her punch him
Fitz: Such a bummer I’m not letting you punch him, bye I have class
Sophie: Rude
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Sophie : I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Keefe: It’s not a joke.
Keefe: *sniffles*
Keefe: I’m a legit snack
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sasharcyreal · 25 days
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i have mixed feelings about stellarlune!sokeefe but a win is a win and theyre so cute😭😭😭😭 im so excited for a whole book w canon sokeefe
@an-j8
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Kotlc characters as things I’ve heard at school
Sophie: I don’t have a break until November of next year don’t even
Keefe: Just because m&ms on a bacon bagel LOOKS crazy doesn’t mean it actually tastes bad
Biana: That mannequin head is in her slay era 💅🏻
Dex: I cannot stress this enough, Homer was *not* a Swiftie
Fitz: BRB gonna go cry over something that will never happen
Gisela: 🥺 pick me. Choose me. Commit atrocities with me.
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Keefe, throwing a pokeball at Sophie: Sophie, I choose you!
Sophie, not looking up from her book: You need an Ultra Ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.
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thelordhunkyhair · 5 months
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Sophie: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.
Tam: You people already know too much about me.
Keefe: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.
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Keefe: I don't undertsand how people were surprised when Fitz and I started dating... We were in love with the same girl, how could we not catch feelings? Tam: Normal people usually get jealous. Keefe: The most desiarble trait in a partner is being in love with Sophie Foster. You make no sense.
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