all this glaad award discourse is giving me horror flashbacks to s2 when ppl were writing multi-paragraph thinkpieces on why the dog breeder coming onto Keeley was queerbaiting but also homophobic bc Keeley 'wasn't confirmed to be bi' & the interaction portrayed wlw as 'predatory.' first of all I cannot fathom how they could've been any more clear than "dip my toes back into the lady pool' back in S1 and if you didn't know Keeley was confirmed bi this whole time that's a skill issue. second of all god forbid hot women flirt with each other!
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Social media headcanons for Ted Lasso (taken from a prompt on Twitter).
Jamie, Keeley, and Roy all have official instagrams. Roy does not have the password to his account; just Keeley. Roy doesn’t want the password, and if she’s being honest, Keeley doesn’t trust him with it anyway.
All three also have finstas, but Roy only uses it to follow Jamie and Keeley.
Roy used to have a Twitter account, but he called Elon Musk a racist cunt who didn’t know his arse from his elbow, and then he got banned. Keeley can’t even blame him really.
Jamie has a TikTok and it stresses Keeley out to no end because that’s where he posts his most unhinged shit. Roy knows it exists and that he sometimes features in it, but he refuses to engage.
Jamie also has a burner Reddit account that he only uses to sock puppet in the football RPF threads. It brings him no end of joy. When he’s bored, he drops bits of RoyJamie RPF fic. It’s *extremely* filthy.
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I still cannot believe they had Roy come to Keeley’s house and read her a letter in which he says that she never did anything wrong in their relationship despite the breakdown being partially her fault and her only response is a somewhat emotional face & “thank you”. then immediately following that Rebecca hands her a ton of cash to fix her company failing which was also partially her fault and she just says thank you. And we’re supposed to think she deserves this and has grown and this is a sufficient moment for her. And in the finale the reason her and Roy don’t end up together is because HE has work he needs to do on himself and she has fuck all to do apparently. why can’t they just let her be a person
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now we need a fic where roy gets tagged a lot to meet the person behind the roy kent stan account bc of it raised a bunch of money for cancer or something, and keeley is like "this'll be great pr you're doing it roy." and then there's shenanigans with jamie trying to get out of it without revealing his secret. everyone assumes the account is run by a 13 year old girl bc the emojis and misspellings and also the handle is like "msroykent4ever"
Lol except Keeley already knows exactly who the stan account is and they’re just trying to wind Roy up 🤣
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