every single time i see this meme i picture it as them so i had to finally draw it
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Polynein HCs, cause these dorks live in my head rent free.
Beau: dating Yasha and Jester, sometimes fucks/makes out with Reani, Keg, and Astrid
Yasha: dating Beau and Jester, sometimes fucks/makes out with Reani, Keg, and Astrid, QPR with Molly
Jester: dating Beau and Yasha, sometimes fucks/makes out with Reani, Keg, Astrid and Molly
Caleb: dating Fjord, Molly, Astrid, Eadwulf, and Essek. sometimes has threesomes with Yeza and Veth
Fjord: dating Molly and Caleb, fucks/makes out with Eadwulf and Essek
Molly: dating Fjord and Caleb, sometimes fucks/makes out with Jester, Eadwulf and Essek. QPR with Yasha
Veth: married to Yeza, invites Caleb over for threesomes.
Essek: Dating Caleb, fucks/makes out with Fjord, Molly, and Eadwulf
Eadwulf: Dating Caleb, Married to Astrid, fucks/makes out with Fjord, Molly, and Essek
Astrid: Dating Caleb, Married to Eadwulf, fucks/makes out with Beau, Yasha, and Jester,
Reani: married to Keg, fucks/makes out with Beau, Jester, and Yasha
Keg: married to Reani, fucks/makes out with Beau, Jester, and Yasha
Caduceus: very opinionated on herbal tea recipes.
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"i've never gotten morning after– *opens letter and bursts out laughing*"
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"STAY WHERE YOU ARE."
*beat*
"ITS VERY DARK, ACTUALLY, CAN YOU COME A LITTLE CLOSER."
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i am a little sad laudna never got to chomp that bitch though. it wouldve been so thematic. so juicy. so bad for everyone involved. so much potential drama. and chaos. and angst. delilah could’ve popped out. the villain arc could’ve taken off early.
(laudna could’ve been body snatched and no one would know and it would just be something a little off and everyone would just pass it off as mourning or something and then boom—)
i feel like someone’s gonna have to bring up her eating habits soon though, but it might get set aside for a bit by the loss (rip). then again, that’s the fourth or fifth time she’s tried to eat someone in front of them (excluding willmaster). someone has to have questions.
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Ashly Burch was literally so fucking funny for not only committing to Keg not being able to spell but also insisting on writing multiple (real, physical) letters to people (yes I'm also including her written down apology to Nott in an earlier episode). A fully iconic character choice that added to Keg's character while also making Ashly the funniest person alive. I will never emotionally recover from "for Bo (spelled wrong): everything in the letter is scratched out except for 'thanks'"
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Frida is totally in keeping with their Aeor designer’s view on gods and is not a help to this party of confused people. And one specific person who is being targeted into being seduced into the Red Storm.
Fortunately, Fearne Calloway, known chaos monger has the brain cell and she will slap people with a rolled up newspaper if they even consider joining up with that nonsense or letting others join in the nonsense. (Fearne’s patience with FCG is at the Limit).
She is Done.
And this is Fearne we’re talking about.
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molly, beau, and keg: *YELLING AT EACH OTHER*
caleb, in the distance: just make conversation!
beau: >:( >:( how's your day. >:( >:( >:(
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As much as I love Beauyasha, I’m real excited to get some animated fuckboi, disaster lesbian Beauregard with Keg and Reani
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