About Code Entity Weapons
Similar to Maneuver Forms, most Programs only have one or two types of weapon they can bring out if they can even manage the technique at all, though for opposite reasons. While Maneuver Forms involve compressing their code, Weapon Summoning involves pulling out and reshaping a small piece of it, which is just as tricky to get right and significantly more risky when you're first learning it. Or at least that's my interpretation.
That being said, here's the main weapons of a few of my characters:
Manifest: Giant Chainsaw, because "small piece" is relative.
Chip: Shield
Bandwidth: Hammer
Emulator: Umbrella (don't underestimate it)
Lag: Spiked Brass Knuckles
Kelsie: Eight-fold Blade, complete with the Yiga Footsoldier fighting style
Download: Arm-mounted Plasma Cannon
RNG: Doesn't need one Because Pokemon
Trinity: The Bow of Light
GIF: Doesn't need one because Bites You
Quazar: Halberd
Spreadsheet: Wand, obviously
Connectivity: Sniper Rifle
Showtime: Won't have time to choose one before she's defeated and Prinny'd, but if she did it would be a pair of Axes (made of The Creep for a horrifying Living-Flesh-and-Bone look, of course)
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Mr. L: I mean, look at what I've just accomplished!
Mr. L: Do you think a depressed person could make this!? *holds up Rhythmi*
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Kelsie: *unsheathing sword* I'm a healer, but...
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Etna: So do I have a boyfriend or a girlfriend today?
Laharl: Since you ate the last slice of pizza you have an enemy.
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Lydia: Rhythmi sent me a "Get Well Soon" card.
Spirit: I didn't know you were sick, mom.
Lydia: I'm not, she just thinks I could do better.
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*Mario and the Haltmann kids show up at the castle in the middle of the night*
Mario: Can we stay here tonight?
SMG4: All of you? What happened?
Mario: The girls were playing with a ouija board and cursed the whole house.
Hex: Uncle Luigi wasn't any help. His Poltergust was broken and he doesn't actually know how to banish spirits so he's just throwing salt at them and yelling "does this look like a hotel to you!?"
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Sora: ARE YOU-
Arle: Fucking.
Sora: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Arle: Fucking.
Sora: IDIOT!
Irene: ...What's going on?
Arle: Sora's Disney Swear Sensor got jammed and I owed him a favor so I'm helping.
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Mario: *ominously rises up behind Luigi, brandishing a cardboard tube*
Luigi, not looking up from what he's doing: I hope no one is about to attack me from behind because I'm thinking of making cookies later.
Mario:
Mario: What kind?
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Swag: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--
Chris: What's that?
Swag: Remorse Code.
Chris: I'm even angrier now.
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Wario: *rolls down window* What seems to be the problem, officer?
FM: Get the fuck out of my car.
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SMG4: What time is it?
Juliano: I don't know, let me check.
Juliano: *pulls out a tuba and starts playing it really badly*
Toad: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING A TUBA AT TWO IN THE MORNING?
Juliano: It's around 2 AM.
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(so the raging riptides confrontation stuff will probably be much more serious than this but i had to okay?)
Lily, slightly hysterical: Anyone else here leading a bizarre double life!?
Tari: *...starts to raise her hand-*
Lily, not looking away from glaring at Root: Put your hand down, Aunt Tari.
(no i will not elaborate)
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(Tune decides to do a No Hit run of TCS's main campaign (as any good Mega Man actalike would) and Lumiere is straight up not having a good time)
Lumiere: Stop memorizing my attack patterns. That's fucked up. Who let you do that. Mother fucker. You know what? I'm entering my second phase. Have fun with the choir arrangement of my theme ass hole.
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