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monsterbaesbymamakennysaurus · 5 years

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Monster Headcanons: Snowy Owl Shifter

Monster Headcanons: Snowy Owl Shifter

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Tend to have very intense, sharp eyes

Usually quite large eyes as well

Extremely good eyesight from a distance but up close needs glasses

Amazing hearing and a good listener

Usually a few freckles or moles that mimic the black/brown or gray patterns on their feathers

Usually a strong, beefy body

broad chested and thick

long arms with big hands

Height just varies from individual to individual

Tends like apartments on high floors

Or a house with more than one story

However, they usually prefer their bedrooms/nest on the first floor or even a bed frame that is lower to the floor itself

Very quiet and observant

Might be a little shy, might not- depends on the individual

They might just be quiet

Diurnal- active day and night

Healthy appetite

A bit picky with groceries but will actually eat anything

Big on grooming- tons of products fitting to their needs

If they’re a hair person, they have the products that they like and that’s it

If they’re a beard person they love a good beard oil, balm, gel, the works.

Huge on mani/pedi- matter what the gender and for you too

10/10 books couples massages

EXTREMELY PROTECTIVE

Always tucking your under their wing- er, arm, lol

Will take on others much bigger than them ...and fucking win

Fucking hates being called Hedwig

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witchyweirdness · 5 years

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Spell of the Month: Orange Oil!

Hello, Magical Darlings!

Welcome back to another installment of Witchy Weirdness! Today’s post is the Spell of the Month post for February!

Now, hopefully I’ll keep it short and snappy...but ya’ll know I’m long winded as hell sometimes, lol.

So Orange Oil!

Why is it awesome?

Well, first of all...it smells like heaven.

Pure heaven full of all your dreams.

Well, if you like oranges that is.

Personally, I do so I think it’s the best thing ever.

Second, holy crap- this stuff is like catnip for energy, stamina and passion.

Which is WHY it’s perfect to do in the month of February- a month CHARGED with this energy.

Whether you do love spells or you don’t...using this ish in lust and passion workings is EVERYTHING.

And ya’ll...Imma just tell you and be on the complete 100 with ya.

This is the best thing I have EVER tried to sex and stamina spells.

Like, holy fucking shit I think I found the magic equivalent of viagra.

At least for me.

Now, ingredients:

A vessel of some sort.

Personally I do large batches of this in a quart mason jars and then divy it up into smaller bottles.

Oil of your choosing. I used a mixture of sunflower and jojoba because this is the BEST combo for massage oil for ME. Now, that’s just for me. You do you.

Orange peels. l prefer fresh but either works.

If you want to add some spice and tingle you can add cinnamon but as usual, you use at your own feels.

I’m not ya doctor and I ain’t tell you that this is what you need to do. I’m just a country witch and I’m sharing the shit that blows my mind and works for me.

Ok, moving on.

Now, this is so easy it’s ridiculous BUT....

Cleanse your jar and charge with your energy.

Place in orange peels and cinnamon bark if you choose.

Cover with oil.

Bless and charge.

Personally, I’ve done this every February for the past three years and this is how I do it.

I do my thing and then I store it in a cool, dark place for all of February.

Come March....holy fucking shit.

Ish is READY.

But again, it’s all up to you on how you want to do it.

Uses: energy, love, lust, solar magic, stamina, banishing bad energy, passion

Also, you can totally add it to:

Tea

Annointing

Offerings

Great to rub pets with (Sans cinnamon) during the warmer months to ward off fleas and ticks. I do a version of this with apple cider vinegar and my outside cat never gets fleas.

Add mint to it and add it behind the ears for headaches and to relieve tension.

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pleasantdreamqueen · 5 years

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Hello my sweet lil darling! I was wondering if you were taking requests? Either way, have a wonderful holiday season and end of the year, my dear! Love, Mama Kennysaurus 😘

Of course i am You're my sunshine and i love you 😘😘

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texteratolover · 6 years

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You're awesome. 🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸 I love you. 🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁 Tumblr is A hungry beast who eats everything but she will not devour my love. 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 Have a wobbly wibbly fantastic day! 🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻 Love, Your Local Kennysaurus 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗 🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉 😙😙😙😙😙😙😙 🐲🐲🐲🐲🐲🐲🐲 😘😘😘😘😘😘😙 👿👿👿👿👿👿👿

I LOVE YOU TOO. THANK YOU FOR THE POSITIVITY!!!!

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frankie2902 · 6 years

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Hello, my loveliest love! I have come to make a request. Since we have recently discovered our mutual love of the turtles...I would like to humbly request a plus size lady (if that's ok cause you know I love my squishy ladies) with either Mikey or Ralph. Your choice. Smerhaps, she is wicked smart and a fab mechanic? Idk, if that helps and it's not necessary. Just throwing it out there. Ok, all my love, Kennysaurus.

OMFG Yess!!! I have a major love for TMNT Babay! I’d love to write this for you!! Today is a part two and requests day so it’ll be fun!!

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littlemessyjessi · 5 years

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“Staring Contest”: Jasper Hale imagine

Jasper Hale Imagine Jasper Hale x Reader: PS Reader, Plus Size Reader

Imagine a staring contest with Jasper....

I screwed up.

How, you ask?

Because I fell in love with a conferate soldier vampire.

In truth, he's not been a soldier in quite some time but ya know- old habits die hard.

And plus- I just die when his accent gets a little extra thick.

Sometimes I call him Major just to rile him up.

What can I say?

I'm a little bit of a glutton for punishment.

Which is why I decided to have a staring contest with my boyfriend....the vampire.

Idiot, I know.

"You do realize that I don't actually need to blink, don't you darlin'?" he asked lifting a brow at me.

"Shut up." I said.

"I'm a vampire, honey. I admire your honor and all that but this is a losing battle." he drawled.

"You shut your face." I threatened. "It's not the battle. It's the war."

A smirk curled his lips, "I'm still a vampire, sweetheart."

"And I'm a very determined human." I growled but eventually my fucking eyes watered and I blinked. "Damn you! This means war!"

And I fucking attacked though my efforts were useless since he saw it coming and intercepted.

I lay there on my back with his stupid, handsome face hovering over me.

"I'm not giving up." I said. "You may take me but I'm not admitting defeat."

"Aww, come on, darlin'..." he drawled and those golden eyes did something I could only describe as ....smolder.

"Get outta my face before you impregnate me!" I said, kicking and shoving...which did nothing if he didn't actually want to move.

I stomped out of the house to the sound of his laughter behind me.

"Stupid vampire. Stupid southern accent. Stupid...stupid. stupid." I grumbled.

I kicked the ground in my irritation only to remember at the last second that I lived in Forks where nearly everything was covered in moss.

So I slipped and busted my ass.

Fuck my life.

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littlemessyjessi · 5 years

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Roommates: Vikings Headcanons: Hvitserk

Hvitserk Headcanons, Vikings Headcanons Hvitserk x reader , Vikings x reader x Reader: PS Reader, Plus Size Reader

Imagine being roommates with Hvitserk....

Weirdest hours on the fucking planet

might be home for 3 am to 7 am

might be home a full week and then gone for two weeks

always pays his rent on time

appreciates your calendar to remind him

honestly- so messy

However most of it is contained in his room

Shit at housework

However, volunteered to hire a maid

You tried to go 1/2 with him on it but he refused

“It’s my mess. I’ll pay for it. Consider it payback for dealing with me when I’m shitfaced.”

Less of a big parties person but does love smaller gatherings

Always invites you

Stoked when you can be there

Bummed when you can’t

He hides it though and tries to play it off

Used to bring girls in all the time

Yes he was vying for attention

No it did not work

He saw that him doing that put him in the friend zone faster that ever so he cut that shit right off.

Human. garbage, disposal.

Will literally eat anything

No problem with leftovers or prefrozen meals

Loves your cooking

Or just your taste in take out

Got you a crockpot for Christmas and a gift card to the German deli three towns over

Best. investment. ever.

Always texts when he’s coming home so you don’t panic

Less about you actually worrying for him

even though his heart swells when you tell him that you do

You know Hvitserk is MORE than capable of handling himself

It’s more about the fact that if you hear something, you fucking panic

You hit first, ask questions later.

you’ve nearly rattled his brains with a baseball bat when he forgot his key and came through the window

He just sends a text now.

Much easier

You’ll tell him you’ll unlock the door and leave a light on for him

One of the reasons he loves you so much

So used to his brothers that you don’t even care

there’s usually one of them crashing on the couch

This is partly because they’re a bunch of wild heathens

partly because Hvitz just feels better about it when he has to be away if there’s something there with you

He knows your capable

You’re a strong, independent blah blah blah

He gets it

But he just would rather it be this way instead

You buy the groceries and he just gives you money because your recipes are awesome

He always looks forward to seeing what you write on the marker board for this weeks meal plan

HOWEVER

He always goes and buys a fuck ton of junk food

You always ask him about it and tell him that you can redo the grocery budget

He refuses again claiming- “It was just an impulse buy.”

He’s a snuggler

especially during movies

There’s no way he’s not gonna have the blanket over the two of you

Unless you don’t want it

Hvitz is a lover- not a creep

If someone tries to hurt you?

Game. Over.

Hvitz has nearly gone to jail because some asshole got to handsy when you left for a date. You told the dick no and he was gonna just go ahead anyway.

Hvits fucking flipped.

Total. Berserker. Mode.

Homeboy was in a rage and that date would’ve pressed charges...if he wasn’t so terrified

He’ll never admit but he honestly just loves taking care of you

Loves the feeling of being needed

You don’t need him and he knows that but he just likes doing things for you

Honestly- he really doesn’t even need or have to do the roommate thing

His family has a huge estate and he’s loaded

But that’s just Hvitz

FYI- you’re not dating

But boy oh boy...

He wants to be

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littlemessyjessi · 5 years

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“Not A Word”: Mick Mars (The Dirt) Imagine

Mick Mars/The Dirt Imagine Mick Mars x Reader Reader: PS Reader, Plus Size Reader

Warning: Mentions of past abuse but it doesn't really go into deep detail. Mentions of past trauma and panic attacks. However, it's fairly quick.

Imagine Mick comforting you through a storm...

When you were a child storms never really bothered you.

Sure, they could be loud at times but it wasn't until you grew a bit older and saw how everyone else reacted to them that you began to develop that behavior.

Since then they'd always made you a little anxious...even if you did secretly love the rain.

There was something very comforting about the sound of the rain on the roof.....just so long as a clap of thunder didn't follow.

However, tonight you were not so lucky.

There you were in a rather expensive motel room with a rather impressive thunderstorm raging outside.

You were safe, of course, in the building but that did nothing to quell your nerves.

You told yourself you should be more appreciative.

You had the luxury of a wonderful bed in this amazing room.

Being a drum tech for Motley Crue had it's perks ya know.

Sure, the boys were hell on wheels most of the time and you'd be lying through your teeth if you said the lot of them weren't fucking crazy sometimes...but you loved them.

They were like family to you.

Brothers in a way.

Well, except Mick.

You'd never ever, ever be able to see Mick as a brother because you were too busy being so deeply in love with him.

Of the four of them, he was probably the most sane.

The two of you had been become fast friends over your mutal interest of the unknown.

Tommy was convinced you were both aliens but Mick was an amazing guitarist and you were the rad-est fucking drummer he'd ever met.

Well, ya know, besides himself.

Or that's what he boasted every time he got drunk but everyone knew you could smoke Tommy in a competition.

Fame wasn't your game though.

You loved the music and you liked traveling...but HATED having everyone's attention on you.

In reality, it was something you needed to work on because you didn't use to be that way.

You used to be a very vibrant person who thrived on the spotlight.

However, a past relationship did kinda change things.

You hated to admit that something that happened with some shitty person affected you in such a way but it did.

Long story short, you were in love and thought he loved you.

In a way, maybe he did because when he loved, he was passionately in love with you but when he didn't.....he damn near hated you.

And well, he had many ways of showing it.

It had caused some damage and at that moment you let all the memories flood your minds eye.

Thunder boomed outside and lightning flashed and it was like you could see his face all over again.

The next thing you knew, you'd managed to slid off the bed and force yourself into a corner.

You didn't even realize that you were crying until the door opened.

Images flashed through your mind as a silhouette stood in the doorway and your began to shake.

He came towards you and you jerked away from him.

"Honey, it's me. It's Mick. What's wrong?"

His voice was familiar but you felt miles away.

"Hey, I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm not gonna touch you until you say it's ok. I'm here, honey."

Your heart began to slow just a bit and the tears began to lessen.

"Nobody is gonna hurt you, honey." he said. "I might be a crippled old bastard but I'd never let anything happen to you."

You finally opened your eyes to stare at a pair of knees.

Mick was sitting on the bed right across from where you'd wedged yourself into a corner.

His piercing eyes were staring at you calmly.

"You ok?" he asked.

"No." you answered honestly.

That was highly unusual for you because (A.) You'd be damned if anyone witnessed you like this and (B.) You'd rather die that actually talk about it.

He just nodded.

"Aren't you gonna ask me if I wanna talk about it?" you asked.

He blinked at you for a moment.

"You and I talk about the possibility of our world just being a parasite on the back of a living creature in another universe." he said. "We both know that I am open to anything you wanna talk about but I get the feeling that you're not ready for this discussion yet. And you're an adult. You should know that I'm all ears whenever your ready. But I love and respect you way too much to patronize you and speak to you like your a child."

You stared at him for a moment longer.

"I had an abusive ex." you said simply and he nodded.

"He was a shit person and made me feel like shit. Without getting into it all- he was a fucking asshole and took it out on me- in basically all ways imaginable. Kinda fucked me up. I don't want the guys to know. And I really don't wanna talk about it anymore but there it is."

"It causes panic attacks?" he asked but really you both knew.

You nodded, "Yeah and I get nightmares sometimes. I hate storms so it kinda jumpstarts it sometimes."

He nodded, "You wanna sleep in my room?"

"What?" you asked. "Mick, I can't. You need your rest."

"You're not gonna bother me, honey." he said with a chuckle. "I have a feeling you'll be ok with someone in the room with you. You've slept like a rock through thunderstorms on the bus before. I'm sure it's because you knew you weren't alone."

You nodded, "Ok, if you're sure?"

He nodded and stood before extending a hand to you to help you up.

You stood before him for a second before creasing your brows, "Wait a second....did you say you loved me earlier?"

He smiled at you and brought your knuckles to his lips for a kiss.

"Yeah." he said. "What about it?"

You couldn't help the grin that stretched across your face.

"Nothing." you said exiting your room with him. "I just love you too."

And damn it if Mick Mars didn't have the biggest fucking smirk on his face and the two of you walked hand in hand back to his room.

And Tommy fucking stood there in the hallway in his underwear with his mouth hanging open at the sight of you two.

"No way!" he whispered and Mick's head spun around to look at him.

"Not a word, drummer." he said.

Tommy just stood there.

Fuck, he owed Vince 20 bucks.

Heeeeeeyyyy, smoochies! I hope you enjoyed this sappy little fic! Happy reading!

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littlemessyjessi · 5 years

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“First Time Meeting “ : Venom/Eddie Brock Headcanons: #SymbioteSunday

Venom Headcanons , Venom x Reader: Ps Reader, Plus Size Reader, Latina reader

Imagine your first time meeting Venom....

Ok, so it’s kind of a disaster

Halfway a disaster

Halfway a miracle

See, you’d been on your way home from work at the time

You really shouldn’t have taken that extra shift

It was two in the damn morning

Wrong side of town at that time of night

Your feet were killing you

But hey, you needed the money

There you were

Your ass should’ve been on the trolley long before now but nope

So walk it was

And San Francisco’s legendary hills were a pain in the fucking ass this time of night on your tired feet

However, it was nothing compared to the irritation coating you at the sound of this guy and his friend calling out to you

“Hey! Mamacita! C’mere! Lemme see how you-” “Shut the fuck up!”

You’d flown off the hand and started throwing anything and everything you could get your hands on in their direction.

However, you never got a chance to maul them

Because this enormous muscular shiny black creature had literally turned around and bit his head off.

You were terrified to say the least but still

“Um, thanks.” you whispered and instantly cursed yourself for making your presence known.

“No problem, tasty snack.” it said, a low grumbly voice making your hair stand on end then it seemed to be talking to itself. “We like this snack. We should follow.”

You were far to petrified to actually do anything so you fucking said this.

“Hey, uh, you wanna come over for dinner tomorrow? As thanks?”

Why in the FUCK you would say that is beyond you but you did.

“Will there be tater tots?” it asked.

You lifted a brow, “Yeah, sure. Why not?”

“And chocolate?” it asked before arguing with itself. “I need chocolate!”

“Sure, chocolate is fine. I’m making enchiladas but sure. I’ll make my Tia’s champurrado.”

The creature grinned, “We likes this snack very much. Very much indeed.”

Safe to say you were astounded, creeped out and a tad flattered.

Weirdest start to a relationship ever.

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“In Time”: Jess Mariano Imagine: Gilmore Girls: Plus Size Reader

Jess Mariano Imagine, Gilmore Girls Imagine Jess Mariano x Reader X Reader: Plus Size Reader, PS Reader

Imagine taking a chance on Jess...

This guy, this terribly attractive, sweet at his core, smart and witty guy was standing there ...trying to convince you to give him a chance.

And you just...weren't sure.

"What if you break my heart?" you asked...not wanting to admit that the fear of something that seemed to trivial actually got to you.

"What if I don't?" he asked shrugging his shoulders.

"Yeah, but ..." you started but he cut you off.

"What if I'm the best boyfriend you've ever had...which by the sounds of it wouldn't be that much of a stretch anyway. Seems to be you've been robbed of basic human kindness. I can do that, sweetheart- and more." he said coming closer.

His deep dark eyes bore into yours as he said, "What if I'm that racing heart, can't sleep, all you wanna do is talk to me kind of love?"

I just stood there- too afraid to move or even breathe.

"Because I'm already there with you." he said. "You've got me wrapped so tightly around your finger than I can barely think straight most days and I'm so drunk on it that I can't get enough."

"Wh-what?" you whispered as he came even closer.

Jess' hand came up to cup the side of your face and he just shook his head, a small smile on his lips.

"You have no freakin idea just how amazing you are." he said. "But that's alright. I can show you....every day for the rest of your life- if you'll let me."

Rather than erupt into tears and be overly dramatic- you just pulled him into a hug.

That was small and simple and it told him everything he needed to know.

It would take some getting used to but in time he'd have you seeing what he saw when he looked at you.

Perfection.

Pure perfection worthy of anything you damn well wanted.

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“Too Precious”: Venom Imagine #SymbioteSunday

Venom Imagine

Venom x Reader: PS Reader, Plus Size Reader

Eddie Brock x Reader: PS Reader, Plus Size Reader

Imagine a mistreated reader....

No one would’ve guessed it

You were bright and bubbly

Always the life of the party

Always socializing

So full of spunk

Everyone figured you were fiery

You’d never stand for that

You’d fight back and leave

And you did fight back

But that didn’t mean it was ok

You’d fire back and go off

You’d also get smacked

You played it off in front of others

A broken soul behind a bright smile

Eddie kinda figured something was off but he had no proof

Venom just KNEW

The day they witnessed it...it was ON

Eddie was furious and read to get you out of there ASAP

Venom was ready to destroy

You played it off but they called it

Eddie got you out of there and returned to intimidate

However, Venom cut him off and bit his head clean off

The demanded a snack

Of course, he was talking about you, delicious morsel

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“Home Again”: Ben Hardy Imagine: PS Reader: Military Reader

Ben Hardy Imagine Ben Hardy x Reader Reader: PS Reader, Military Reader

(A/N: So this request is near and dear to my heart because my brother's in the army...and also currently deployed. So it's little ping in my dark little heart. Hope you enjoy!)

Imagine being on leave and surprising Ben...

The army was pretty much all you'd ever known.

Well, that's a lie.

It's what you'd known for quite some time but it was familiar to you anyway.

You had family who served and it seemed a natural fit for you.

You never realized how much you'd actually love it until you got into it.

You loved your country.

Regardless of who was 'running' it- you loved your country and the people in it.

And you loved being a soldier.

You'd served one term overseas and put more time in than you cared to admit on your home soil.

That's really how you met Ben.

Ben.

Just the thought of his name could make you sigh.

He was an actor- a damn good one- but more importantly he was the best person you knew.

And given your line of work- you'd met plenty of really good people.

But Ben- Ben was special.

You met during some down time for you.

Well, it was less down time and more just inactive.

You'd been back from your most recent deployment for about a year and a half and while your mother's construction business was good work- and you had a degree to get a job elsewhere....something just wasn't right.

And a buddy of yours knew this.

Suggested you run security for an upcoming movie his aunt was attatched to.

You landed the job easily and with good reason.

Your unit was fucking sharp and you kept a tight ship.

Security was an easy one for you.

Did people think you were a bitch at first?

Yes, of course, because you weren't there to make friends.

You were there to keep everyone safe.

There was a reason your unit called you Stonewall.

You had nerves of steel and didn't give a fuck about pleasantries when it was time to get down to business.

Did Joe Mazzello make it his personal mission to befriend you?

Of fucking course he did.

Why?

Because the film you ran security on was Bohemian Rhapsody and that lanky bastard followed you around as much as possible.

You'd handed his ass to him on more than one occasion.

And it was there that you met Ben.

Such a sweet guy.

All blond hair and lovely light eyes and those impossibly beautiful lips of his.

Damn him for being so attractive.

And he was fucking sweet too which made it all the more worse.

If he'd just been an asshole you could've brushed him off.

You tried to more than once actually and his face flushed and he just kind moved away.

You felt awful and tracked him down...in like two seconds, lol.

You apologized and the two of you pretty much because inseperable since.

You were so close because no one had ever understood your schedule more than him and the same applied for him.

You both had to be away for long periods with sometimes unreasonable hours.

It was crazy.

But you actually wanted to be together and that was what mattered.

For Ben....the hardest thing was your latest deployment.

He tried so hard to keep it together as you stood in that airport together.

The reality is...no one knows if your moments together will be your last but with military....

Well, it's just a lot more real.

He cried so hard.

You didn't want to leave him.

He apologized and you kissed him so hard his knees locked up on him and he nearly fell.

Leaving him to get on that plane was the hardest thing you'd ever done before.

It was harder than leaving your family the first time.

It was harder than being in Iraq on the phone with your brother as his wife had their first baby.

It was the worst.

But nothing, not all the bad feelings, could even come close to feeling of love and adoration you had for him now.

Now, you stood just out of sight as he sat in a chair facing an interviewer.

She was a nice, young lady who was a part of the plan and was so patient with the whole ordeal.

She asked a few questions before she brought up the subject of a girlfiend.

"So, I gotta ask about your girlfiend." she said. "We've seen pictures of your occasionally and you two are just so adorable!"

You could barely contain your smile as you watched him figit and the tips of his ears go red.

"Yes, she's amazing." he said. "Love of my life."

"And she's in the military right?" she asked.

"Yeah." he said. "One of the strongest people I know. I mean, I can't really talk about her job much you know. That's all private. You know how it is."

She nodded, "Of course. I hear that she's deployed right now. I'm sure that's tough. I know a lot of significant others of military members can sympathize."

"Yeah." he said running a hand over his face. "It's probably one of the most difficult things I've ever had to go through but I love her more than anything. And she's so strong and brave and - she's just so smart. I have no doubt in her ability to do anything. I mean, I worry, of course but she's honestly like a real life superhero."

"Oh! That's high praise coming from an Xmen!" she teased and he laughed warming your heart.

"I'll never live this down." he laughed and shook his head.

"Oh, not proud of your xmen days?" she asked.

"No, no." he said. "I am. And very grateful for the opportunity. I just don't want to be forever remembered as the shirtless guy."

She nodded, "Well, I have one last question for you and then I promise I'll let you be."

Ben just nodded.

"If your girlfriend were here right now, what would you say to her?" she asked.

Ben blowed a sigh from between his lips.

"Oh, man. I- well, I'd say a lot. I always do. Poor girl probably thinks I never shut up when we get those chats together. I'd tell her a I love her, I suppose. She knows that though. Actually, no- I'd tell her that I know she took my tshirt with her and that's she's a liar." he laughed.

"I damn well did not!" you defended and snatched the small curtain back before you could get ahold of yourself. "Joseph Mazzello took it for Cardy B!"

You watched as he tensed and then slowly turned around.

His eyes zoned in on you and you watched them water for a second.

"Babe?" he asked, softly.

"It was supposed to be more romantic than this." You offered with a small smile. "But you accused me of theft."

He bolted from the chair and snatched you into his arms.

He was already crying at this point and naturally- so were you.

That man had you fucking whipped sometimes.

The interviewer called for the cameras to be turned off to give you a bit of privacy and you sent her a thank you while she went to finish up in the other room.

" What? When? Why?" Ben rambled.

"When? I got off the plane this morning and drove straight here." You said. "And why? We're home baby. For a while. Possibly...for good."

He damn near crushed you in a hug.

And then he glared at you with a look that could've melted your soul.

"Why the hell didn't you tell me?" he pressed.

"To be fair, I wasn't able to say anything until I was back on home soil." you said with a shrug. "And seeing as how that was the case- I figured...I could do a little surprise. I knew you were working. I may have called your publicist."

He rolled his eyes.

"He helped me set everything up." you said. "Which reminds me, I need to take him out to lunch because he pulls off an unholy feat in like six hours. Where is he?"

You turned to leave but Ben trapped you in his arms with a laugh.

"Baby, I haven't seen you in eleven months. Do you honestly think I'll be releasing even one moment to anyone for like- at least a month?"

"Now, Benjamin." you scolded him.

"Whatever." he said pulling your lips to his. "I'll suffer the consequences, Captain."

"Drop and give me five." you teased.

"How about five orgasms, how about that?" he teased biting your ear.

"Ben!" you laughed as he wound you up in his arms again.

Whether you were New York or Japan or even France...home was in his arms.

And it was damn sure good to be home.

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Bohemian Rhapsody Headcanons: Plus Size Reader

Bohemian Rhapsody Headcanons: Plus Size BoRhap x Reader Reader: PS Reader, Plus Size Reader

Freddie:

You are a goddess to him. He constantly tries to dress you. You're his beautiful life sized and gorgeously plus sized Barbie! He goes mad making clothes for you! It's literally one of his favorite things to do.

Brian:

Well, lol. I don't think it takes a rocket scientist to know that Brian is madly in love with you. And you with him. You make everyone around you sick with how often you tell each other you're beautiful.

Roger:

While Freddie is definitely more flamboyant- Rog is the fashionista of the group. If you think for one second that he'll allow you to second guess yourself- ya dead. He knows the BEST stores and a fantastic seamstress who makes everything fit like a glove. He LIVES for seeing you like that and can't WAIT to get you home! And he’d kill anyone who dared make a comment about it. Shit would get real.

Deaky:

Oh, man. He just thinks you are the greatest blessing to the earth. And to him. He can't imagine life without you. And those nights are tour without you are ROUGH. Without your soft form pressed against him is PURE TORTURE. You're everything to him.

Mary:

You and Mary were that couple that everyone genuinely loved. Sweet as sugar with each other in public. However, behind closed doors? Ya girl was HUNGRY. You might've noticed your size first but 9/10 EVERYONE couldn't help but gawk at the love bites.

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“Hazelnut Gelato”: Joe Mazzello Imagine: Plus Size Reader

Joe Mazzello Imagine Joe Mazzello x Reader Reader: PS Reader, Plus Size Reader

Fighting with Joe....

Your blood boiled like lava.

Your veins bulged like the roots of a tree being ripped from the ground.

Your brain fired at full speed.

"Joe!" you snapped.

"What?" he snapped right back.

Truth be told...ya'll had been at it all day.

Neither one of you knew what crawled up the other's ass but you were both ill as fuck.

And being really shitty to each other.

So when you opened the fridge to see that there was literally an empty milk jug sitting on the top shelf.....

You just fucking lost it.

You didn't even say anything.

You didn't even think.

You just snatched it out and threw it at him.

He dodged it of course.

"Hey! What the fuck?!" he said, brows drawn together over angry eyes. "You nearly hit me!"

"That was the intention, Joseph." you nearly growled.

"Um, why?" he said.

Your eye twitched as you stared at the empty milk jug.

Three.

Two.

One.

"BECAUSE YOU PUT AN EMPTY FUCKING MILK JUG BACK IN THE FRIDGE! WHO PUTS AN EMPTY JUG BACK IN THE FRIDGE?!? THROW IT AWAY! THE GARBAGE IS RIGHT THERE BESIDE IT! AND THERE'S CEREAL MILK IN THE DAMN BOWL IN THE SINK, JOSEPH! IT'S SPRINGTIME MOTHER FUCKER! THE ANTS WILL BE EVERYWHERE! AND IT HURTS MY FUCKING FEELINGS BECAUSE YOU DON'T CARE. YOU JUST LEAVE SHIT OUT BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT'LL DRIVE ME NUTS AND I'LL CLEAN IT UP BECAUSE MY FUCKING ANXIETY MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M LOSING MY MIND. AND IT'S NOT FAIR. I'M YOUR PARTNER NOT YOUR MAID AND YOU DON'T CARE!"

Your chest was heaving when you finished!

And you were crying.

Of course.

Because this is what you did.

You'd rather just avoid conflict and not saying anything and then it all builds up...and you break down.

Joe just stared at you which made you feel worse.

Your shoulders sagged and your eyes filled with tears again before turning around.

He reached out to grab you, to talk to you- but you just jerked your arm away.

"Just leave me alone."

You grabbed your keys and left.

You ended up taking the back way so he couldn't see where you were going if he decided to look out the window.

And you just walked.

Your phone rang and rang until you turned it off and just kept going.

You made it about three blocks before you came to an Italian deli/diner that you liked.

They always had the best fresh cold cuts and homemade gelato by Nonni.

Her name was Trisola Cappolina and her father was an immigrant to this country.

He and his brother founded Cappolina bakery in their early twenties and it's been a long standing business in the neighborhood since.

But no one called her that.

She was just Nonni - even if she wasn't your Nonni- she was your Nonni.

She was everyone's Nonni and you'd known her since you were five years old and came into the bakery with your lemonade stand earnings to buy fresh gelato every Saturday.

So it should've been no surprise when you came through that door and set down....that you had a bowl of freshly made hazelnut gelato.

It was a staple here and no one made it like her.

You smiled a little because you know how much Joe loved it.

A pair of weathered hands, a little knotted with arthritis but still strong with years of work settled on the table in front of you.

You looked up to see Nonni- of course.

Nonni was a beautiful woman in her 70s.

Her dark hair had long since turned white and she kept it braided into a long braid that fell down her back.

Her husband, Tony, still joked about it occasionally being his way to hang on tight to his wild woman.

They were honestly the sweetest people you'd ever known and had a love story that you could only dream of.

"Tell Nonni what's wrong." she said..."And eat up. You're getting skinny again."

You snorted, "Nonni, I am in no way, shape or form. And I've gained five pounds since I was in here last."

But you ate anyway.

She shrugged, "Eh, that man you have likes your soft figure anyway. I'm sure he'll appreciate some more to hold."

A sad smile pulled at your features and Nonni nodded.

"Oh, it's the man then." she said. "Tell me what's happened."

You explained the events of the day and how you felt...and how you'd blown up and run off.

She listened and then she laughed.

You were damn near offended and it showed.

"I'm sorry, honey. It's just- you sit here with this heartbroken look on your face and I get that it feels that way. " she laughed. "But do you have any idea how many fights Tony and I have had? I literally threw a cleaver at him when I thought he'd left the clothes in the washer all day. To be fair, it was my dress for my mother's birthday and I was pregnant with our first child but ..."

You burst into laughter at that.

"The point is that- you're gonna fight, honey." she said. "That's natural. And honestly, it's good. You need to be able to do that without having an end of the world experience."

You bit your lip.

"And you're not having an end of the world, kid. I promise." she said. "You're just upset and you need to blow off some steam and have something to eat. Give it a bit and go home and talk to him. I know that boy. He'll be chasing you in no time. Have you checked your phone?"

"I turned it off because he kept calling." you shrugged, feeling a bit bad.

"Good." she laughed with a wink. "Make him sweat. Just teasing darling but really, just give it a bit of time. Let him blow off some steam and you can too. In the mean time, how long has it been since you help Dante with the pizzas?"

"Forever!" you gushed, thinking back to your high school job. "Can I?"

"Yes, you can!" her oldest son said popping his head through the wind. "Get an apron on, wash your hands and get in here!"

The two of you laughed and you rushed into the back.

You were having a blast like you were sixteen again, making pizzas after school and your mood actually changed so much.

You were thinking a lot clearer and poor Dante was thanking god for your sudden arrival.

No one had been able to replace you in that department and you were slinging them out like nothing had changed and that the dinner rush didn't phase you a bit.

Soon enough, the rush passed and you helped Nonni clean up when you heard the bell.

Her youngest granddaughter, Maria, manned the counter so you didn't bother to look up.

Nonni tapped you on the shoulder and pulled you over to the door.

You peeked through and your heart just melted.

There was Joe.

The love of your life sitting there looking like a kicked puppy.

His long fingers were threaded together as his hands rested on the table and he stared at them miserably.

"Ready to forgive him?" Nonni asked and you nodded with a smile.

"There's still a bit of today's hazelnut gelato in the cooler." she said. "I hear it's the best around."

You gave her a grin and a peck to the cheek before plating it up for him.

You were quiet as you made your way to his table and set it down in front of him.

"Oh." he said not looking up. "Thanks... I guess. Did I order this? I don't even remember but I guess whatever. You know, my girlfriend likes this. I like it too but it's her favorite. Oh god, I really fu-"

"I hear Nonni has the best hazelnut gelato." you said with a small smile. "Good for settling arguments, I hear."

His head snapped up and his eyes locked on you.

"Babe?" he said confused. "What are- why- how? Babe, I'm so-"

You glanced around to see that the diner was empty except for the two of you- and the owners in the back.

You simply sat down in his lap and you could basically see his body relax at the feeling of you in his arms again.

You wrapped an arm around his shoulders while your other hand rested on his jaw, "Listen, Joe. I'm sorry."

"No, babe- I'm - " he started.

"Let me finish." you said. "I'm sorry for yelling at you. I mean, I did mean part of what I said. How I said it isn't exactly what I meant and I certainly didn't mean to explode. But I should've just taken a second to tell you instead of letting it build all day and then exploding."

He shook his head, "Baby, I - I'm so sorry. I promise, I'll do better."

"How about we both do better and I promise not to throw a cleaver at you when you leave wet clothes in the washer?" you asked.

He looked at oddly, "What?"

"Sorry." you shrugged. "Wrong love story."

"Nonni?" he asked and you nodded. "She and Tony do have a pretty cool one."

He leaned in and brushed his nose against yours, "But I like ours much better."

"Me too." you said before pecking his lips and standing up.

He whined of course.

"Oh, well if you don't want to join everyone else for the nightly ritual of eating the leftovers...I'll just eat MY HOMEMADE PIZZAS by myself." you said.

"Wait...you? What the hell, babe?!" he said shoving you out of the way and barreling into the kitchen.

"She was holding out on me!" he said and proceeded to hug everyone before shoveling food into his face.

"Maybe you should come work here again." Nonni joked. "Takes me back to that sixteen year old little nerd staring at my protegee like she was the center of his universe."

"Thanks Nonni." you said before sitting down on Joe's knee. "Also, ha, Nonni just called you a nerd."

"Worth it." he said through mouthfuls of pizza.

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“A Little Unsettling”: A Lestat Imagine

Lestat Imagine #FANGFRIDAY Lestat x Reader: PS Reader, Plus Size Reader

Imagine surprising Lestat....

Ok, so for one he’s so taken with your human self that he can barely move

Louis finds this incredibly amusing

However, Lestat decides then and there that he has to have you

His Forever Bride, he says

You’re stunningly beautiful

A bit mischievous

A dash coy and very, very convincing

He just knows you’ll be very useful

And more importantly...keep him on his toes

He and Louis approach you at first

Louis is somewhat against it but knows Lestat will do as he wishes regardless of what he wants

He watched you for quite some time before approaching

You’d been entertaining and by that I mean, you’d beaten several grown men at their own games

It was incredibly entertaining for him to watch you

You were quite the little huntress

So he set himself as the prey

You knew the second you’d laid eyes on him and then of course Louis that they were different

You felt that they weren’t likely to succumb quite so easily to your little games

You were correct about Louis

Though Lestat...was different

In many ways, he was older, wiser, stronger and far more superior due to many factors.

However, you held his interested...and adoration

Therefore you had him in the palm of your hands

A roll of your body

A shimmy of your hips

A promise to break him but that it would be so good

He knew he had to have you

He offered you eternal life that night

All he said, was that you be the fierce little huntress you were and no stop for anyone

You’d accepted

Even after he explained

Even after Louis explained

You let them do their bit and then you did a bit of explaining yourself

“I’ve been the prey all my life. I should very much like to be the predator.”

And with that, you died and were reborn into his world

And the two of you were a force to be reckoned with

No one even dared to step to you

Or come between you

For that was a useless mission when everyone could see you were so desperately in love with one another.

Love, Mama Kennysaurus

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