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afrival · 3 years
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Could i request Death the kid with a gen z s/o? OK SO IMAGINE THEM ON A MISSION AND THE ENEMY TRIES TO INTIMIDATE THEM THREATENING TO KILL THEM AND THEY GO "CHOKE ME DADDY~!😩💦" AND THERE'S A SUPER AWKWARD SILENCE AND THEY STARE AT THEM LIKE:👁️👄👁️
OR THEY MEET EXCALIBUR AND THEY BECOME BEST FRIENDS BECAUSE THEY TALK ABOUT THE MOST WACK SHIT TOGHETER- ONCE KID WALKED IN ON THEM TALKING ABOUT HOW HUMANS CAN SHOVE TWO RACOONS UP THEIR ASSHOLES WITHOUT TEARING IT-
I— I can provide I think HDHFHFJ , thank you for making me laugh I don’t get requests like this like ever 💕
no warnings
soul eater is confusing and I don’t remember if they have the internet or phones so just pretend that they do if they don’t
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- So. Idk when exactly Soul Eater takes place but I’m gonna go ahead and assume that they would also be Gen Z, just for my sake
- ASSUMING that they have access to the internet (I genuinely don’t remember if they do or not) he wouldn’t be on social media like at all
- So this man doesn’t understand any trends whatsoever or any slang or anything
- When you two text and you use shit like “fr” or “iirc” he will not understand what it means at all
- “Excuse my interruption but what does ‘omw’ stand for?”
- Probably thought lol meant lots of love for a while
- “No cap-“ “What the fuck does that mean.”
- After a while he gets used to your speaking patterns and slang and texting habits so it’s okay
- Dear god do not even try to explain the absolute mayhem of ironic humor. There’s so many layers to laughing at a goddamn lemon and he just can’t wrap his head around it
- Like he’s not dumb AT ALL so obviously he can detect irony in sentences and shit but the concept of “doing something ironically” is like ??? What ???
- Probably tries to explain the actual definition of irony and refuses to accept that the meaning has kinda changed
- You taught him how to use emojis ironically and incorrectly and it’s the funniest shit
- “I’m sorry that happened to you 🙂” “Kid that is not how- nvm” “What does nvm mean?” “...”
- On the Excalibur thing, yeah this man cannot stand that little fucker
- But he appreciates that you’re around to keep him entertained and talking abt the dumbest shit possible
- He does frequently walk in on conversations without absolutely any context and he does just leave
- MIGHT ask you about it later but he’s genuinely kinda scared to
Sorry if these weren’t good enough 💀 this was an interesting request and I didn’t wanna do my generation dirty HDHFJ
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urbxnlegxnd · 4 years
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@kenshc - plotted
The peaceful revolution may be over. but Markus’s revolution didn’t all of a sudden mean world peace for either humans, androids or people like him, humans who should of died after heroic sacrifices or other incidents, but ended up getting cybernetic enhancements that kept them alive.
There was still crime in the world.. Like now. A man was heading to attack a woman out of no where. From what he could tell for no reason. It was like that man wanted to kill her. Lee simply turned him around and knocked him out with a punch in the face.
No killing an innocent person today for no reason.. However when he looked straight at her, the cybernetics in his eyes detected that she was a deviant android, but that didn’t mean anything to him. He still smiled kindly. “Are you alright?”
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palebearwombat-blog · 7 years
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sayalimunde-blog · 7 years
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afrival · 3 years
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OMG BRO mikasa, annie and pieck reacting to their s/o doing a hickey prank on them? 🤡
NOOOO DUDE that’s so cruel bye— I rlly hope I got this right lmao
warnings for implied cheating but it’s not rlly cheating
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Mikasa:
- When she sees the fake hickey her heart like literally fucking stops
- “I don’t remember giving them that? Where did it come from? When was the last time we—“
- Her thoughts would be so jumbled and she would just be lowkey panicking but she doesn’t say anything
- You just notice that she’s a little more distant and quiet than usual and when you realize why you start to feel REALLY bad
- So you go and talk to her maybe she’s just watching tv on the couch quietly
- When you sit down next to her she avoids eye contact and just doesn’t say anything
- “Mik, it’s a prank...”
- Lmao her mind just short circuits
- “What?”
- “This,” you point to the spot. “It’s makeup. It ain’t real.”
- “Oh.”
- It’s quiet again and then you just make a motion for her to come here.
- “Aw, Mik, I’m sorry.”
- She curls up next to you, nods into your neck, and just mumbles “Don’t do that again, please.”
- everything is fine dw she forgives you
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Annie:
- She sees it almost immediately and at first is like “What the fuck?”
- But then she looks a little closer while you’re standing in the bathroom or something and realizes it’s just makeup
- She rolls her eyes and walks up behind you, wiping it with her hand
- The mark smears and stains her hand and she just shakes her head in the most disappointing way possible
- “Y/N, you didn’t think you could actually get me with this, did you?”
- You just stare at her for a moment before laughing and turning around
- “Dammit!”
- She smiles and just wipes the rest off your neck
- “Kinda a mean prank, though.”
- “I’m sorry, won’t do it again.”
- “Better not.”
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Pieck:
- VERY similar reaction to Mikasa
- She just kinda panics and her heart like just shatters and she starts questioning everything
- But unlike Mikasa she’s more outspoken so she’ll just. Timidly ask you about it
- “Y/N, where did that come from?” She points to her neck
- “This? You gave it to me remember?”
- She shakes her head, eyebrows furrowed. “No I didn’t, I would’ve remembered—“
- That’s the point where you give in bc she just looks so. Sad and confused
- “Pieck, Pieck, it’s a prank. It’s not real, see?”
- You wipe the mark off
- She’s confused for a second then it just clicks
- “Y/N!” She laughs, “That’s mean...”
- “I know, I know! I’m sorry, forgive me?”
- She nods and just hugs you, but later she’ll make you pay for it hfhfhf
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afrival · 3 years
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HI HELLO OMG so if your requests are open can I PLEASE have Crona nsfw hcs (they/he Crona pls), and a fem s/o? ITSOKAYIFYOUDONTWANNALMAO
HI ANON!! my requests are indeed open HOWEVER I don’t do pure nsfw requests for characters who are minors (MHA and Soul Eater, basically) 😅 But I wanna provide so instead of nsfw I hope that regular cuddling/kissing/physical affection hcs are okay ❤️
no warnings
switches between he/him and they/them for Crona
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- Crona is very very shy with pda so you honestly won’t get much from him when y’all are around other people LMAO
- However if they’re really tired or in a bad mood they may lay their head on your shoulder or in your lap 💕
- He prefers initiating contact first HDHF like he just. Doesn’t enjoy surprise hugs or touches or anything like that, but as time goes on he gets more comfortable with it
- Kisses w them are usually very soft and rarely ever get that heated, they don’t really have the desire to
- Hand and cheek smooches make him blush sm 🙌 pecks in general too but smth about those just make his insides so 🦋🦋🦋
- Small spoon.... plz provide this mf with comfort
- Stroke their hair or their arms or their back or face they will instantly go soft
- He really likes holding pinkies it’s just so sweet to him, pinky promises in general honestly
- tldr Crona is basically like an anxious cat and you love them for it
Sorry these are so short! Also if you’re disappointed HDFH— I just don’t like doing nsfw hcs for characters from Soul Eater as I explained
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afrival · 3 years
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ayoo hcs for pieck and annie with a s/o who gets into fist fights a lot? 💀🔪
Ayoooo I gotchu bestie 😎✌️
no warnings
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Pieck:
- Honestly she doesn’t really do anything ???
- Like if she catches you in the middle of it she’ll just like stand there and quietly beg that you just stop
- However if it’s deserved she’ll root for you in her head
- If you get any bruises or cuts she’ll gladly take care of them and then just ask about the fight
- Calm mother energy but like
- Eventually she’ll just snap and tell you to quit it so. Better get your act together ig ❤️
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Annie:
- Absolutely betrayed that you used the moves she showed you for evil
- Kidding. She’s kinda proud
- Unlike Pieck tho she will drag you by your ear away from a growing fight
- She doesn’t deal w your shit lmao
- Whenever she takes care of wounds she just lowkey frets and scolds you bc she cares even though she pretends to not
Sorry this is so short 😰❤️
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afrival · 3 years
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Crona with a short fem s/o that’s absolutely adorable but can beat the living crap out of everyone?:>
aw man this is cute as hell ty for requesting 💕
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- two words: power couple
- I mean. Crona is also adorable and could absolutely beat the shit out of anyone
- Needless to say neither of you get picked on that much, either bc you can def handle yourself (to the surprise of many) or you’re literally right there next to each other like 😊🔪
- They obvs think you’re the cutest thing so that alone makes them flustered all the time
- But you you’re also able to kick ass? Awooga bro
- Probably relies on you a lot when it comes to handling tense situations lmao they’re too nervous
- Crona really loves being taller than you HDHFJT it makes them feel a lil more confident
- INSISTS that you remind them of a hedgehog or some shit
sorry this is so short 💔 but I hope this was okay
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afrival · 3 years
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Soul Eater Masterlist
✛ ✩ ✛ ✩ ✛ ✩ ✛ ✩
I don’t write NSFW for this fandom
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General Headcanons:
coming soon
✛ ✩ ✛ ✩ ✛ ✩
Ship Headcanons:
coming soon
✛ ✩ ✛ ✩ ✛ ✩
X Reader Headcanons:
Crona With A S/O Who Wears Cat Ears
Crona With A Short S/O Who Beats Ass
Crona With A S/O Who Makes Dumb Jokes
Crona With An S/O Who Is Only Affectionate When Upset
Kissing/Cuddling HCs with Crona
Death the Kid With A Gen Z S/O
Death the Kid With A S/O Who Tries to Be Neat and Symmetric
Death the Kid With A Touchy and Affectionate S/O
Soul With A S/O Who Procrastinates
Maka With A Male S/O Who Is Insecure
Maka With A S/O Who Dresses Like Blair
Liz With A Fem S/O
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afrival · 3 years
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do you write for death the kid? if not ignore this!! but can i request him with a really affectionate/ touchy s/o? <33
ANON!!! I LOVE KID!!! he was my first anime crush lmao bye ofc I’ll write for him 😩💕
no warnings except maybe brief mention of blood
canon compliant
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- This man has Patty as one of his weapons, who i hc to be a very touchy and affectionate person (platonically ofc)
- So he would be kinda used to it honestly? It would be so different because it’s you and not one of his friends
- Kid isn’t a huge fan of PDA, he likes to keep some things private, however he would love it sm if you want to just hold his hand or lean on him in public
- Like if you’re chilling in the library, he’ll let you tangle your legs with his if you’re facing each other. He’ll also let you lay on his thigh while you’re reading
- Just casual touches in general he wouldn’t mind at all, and he knows you love it so why would he care
- HOWEVER he gets flustered so easily if you do something a little more “risky” like peck him on the cheek or hug him in public. He might scold you like “y/n we can’t do that here.”
- secretly he liked it though, he’s just embarrassed because the others are teasing him
- Soul and Blackstar would be RELENTLESS with teasing him about how affectionate you are. Like they don’t mean it in a bad way, they just think it’s the funniest shit that the literal child of death will just absolutely melt for someone
- In private he would be much more open, like he would let you do almost anything
- Really really likes when you play with his hair, it feels nice. Even though it he complains afterwards that it’s so messy LMAO
- I don’t think he’s much of a cuddler honestly. Like he would do it if you want him to but he would much rather it be you two laying on your sides and facing each other
WOO boy that was a lot more than I thought it would be 💀 hope you liked them bestie ❤️
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afrival · 3 years
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reiner x reader where reiner has troubles sleeping bc of his trauma and his s/o is always here to calm him down and make him feel safe 😖 please this is literally my favorite thing to read bc it's so cute :')
Anon are you trying to make me cry bc HEJRJFJR. I love him please bruh 😩🤚 I hope you enjoy this, I’m not very good at angst but I try 🤧❤️ Some hcs plus like a short drabble
mentions of insomnia and nightmares
canon compliant, takes place in that weird 4 year time skip between seasons 3 and 4
- Okay so yes mans has trouble sleeping, he’s just kinda used to being paranoid and not fully falling asleep
- Like the entire time he was in Paradis he barely slept, unlike Bertholdt who would be dead to the world whenever the cadets went to bed
- So now that he’s back home those habits kinda stick around
- When he DOES sleep however it’s very fitful and he gets “nightmares”. Mostly, it’s memories from Paradis that come to him at the most random ass times
- Bc remember he had a split personality thing going on, he doesn’t REMEMBER everything. Whenever he gets a flashback of something it’s usually accompanied by an extreme amount of guilt and self loathing
- And this is what he thinks about at night. He thinks of hundreds of people screaming and running away from a broken wall, and people being eaten alive because of him
- He thinks about watching his comrades be killed off, and being the cause of several of them
- He thinks about losing his only comrades left from Marley, and not being able to save his best friend
- So, putting all things aside, whenever he can’t sleep he’ll sneak to your room and knock politely
- Youre usually wake because he always comes in eventually, so you just kinda wait for him
- He doesn’t say anything he just slithers into the bed. Probably doesn’t even bother with blankets
- He likes laying on you :,) mans a literal cat. Please hold him
- He loves when you play with his hair or just massage his neck and back, his face buried in your neck
- It’s just safe and comforting and he doesn’t think about anything. He literally gets the absolute BEST sleeps like this
- If you complain (lightheartedly ofc) of him being too heavy he’ll just grunt and not move, you can push him to the side later
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“Reiner,” you said as you smacked the back of his head.
The blonde snorted, roused from his sleep. “Mm?”
You sighed fondly. “You’re snoring in my ear.”
He hummed, clearly not caring, and only nuzzling closer into your neck. “Sleepin’,”
“Good. You need it.” You ran a hand through his hair, feeling drowsy yourself. “Cant be staying up all night.”
Reiner inhaled deeply and looked up at you. “I know, thank you.”
You playfully glared and smacked his head again. “Whatever, you’re welcome. Now go back to sleep and quit snoring.”
He laid his head back down on your chest and almost immediately fell asleep, promptly ignoring your request to not snore.
Sorry this is so short! I’m still trying to work out how to do these, but I thought it was cute :,) ❤️ Ty for requesting this
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afrival · 3 years
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Soft Pieck Headcanons (some x reader)
I am. In love with her. So here ❤️
no warnings this is just softness
mix of modern au and canon
- The SWEETEST laugh, it’s really light and airy and just so pleasant
- She has dimples :,)
- She likes to hum to herself, even in cart form
- Speaking of cart form I adore the manga panels where like someone is petting her. You cannot tell me that she does not love to be pet
- Head pats literally make her so happy don’t even. Please pat her head or play with her hair she will melt
- Would absolutely bury her face in your neck bc she just is kinda cuddly in general
- Depsire being a whore for physical affection she respects personal space and honestly sometimes she just doesn’t want anybody to touch her at all. In fact most contact has to be initiated by her if it’s hugging or cuddles
- It’s literally canon that she walks on all fours so why not go one step further and say that she sleeps all curled up like the cart does
- For example:
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- Really loves teasing the other warriors, for whatever reason. She teased Reiner and Bertholdt and still teases Reiner. Porco is like her personal loving punching bag for just really dumb lighthearted insults
- Always calls him dumbass variations of his name like Pork, Pog (modern au), Pig, Poco, Pingball (he gave her a weird look for that one and she just smiled and shrugged)
These are really short but idc they give me serotonin
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afrival · 3 years
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Insecurities That the AoT Characters Have [and some they find cute] Scouts Edition
Hello yes I love them sm and like to remember that they would also be insecure abt shit bc they aren’t perfect hope someone finds comfort in these 👍
warnings: slight body issues, insecurities w/ appearance in general
- their insecurities, + insecurities they love
Eren:
- He’s more insecure about his personality than his appearance. Like, he’s aware he can be a dumbass, and thinks he’s too loud and irritating sometimes. Probably wants to be reassured that he’s literally fine and talking at a normal volume but won’t ask
+ Maybe kinda basic, but he’s a fan of larger hips and thighs. They just look nice to him. Arms too! Please hold him
Mikasa:
- She has really thin hair and hates it, but doesn’t really know what to do with it Loves whenever she gets complimented on her hair, it makes her feel a lot better
+ MUSCLES bro, especially in the legs. She can appreciate curves but really gets behind a more masculine physique (flat, few curves, etc) especially w/ women
Armin:
- His height— Wishes he was taller all the fucking time even though he’s literally average height. Also really specific, but he thinks his ears are too big. Please just give this man some ear pecks idk it will heal everything
+ Big noses and lips are cute as hell too him, especially more flat or Roman noses. Just really appreciates being able to smooch your nose or smth idk
Jean:
- Again, not rlly any physical insecurities, doesn’t talk about his interests that much because he thinks that he’ll be annoying about it— loves when people just listen to him talk abt whatever and don’t make him embarrassed abt it
+ Broad shoulders baybeee, likes wrapping his arm around them. I feel like people give this man a bad rep when it comes to what he’s attracted to LAMJDJR give him some credit bro
Connie:
- Literally has a shaved head but thinks his head shape is weird ??? Like he thinks he looks like a 💡 but rlly he’s just
- Acne and rough skin!!!! He LOVES how natural these are and it literally doesn’t affect appearance ever
Sasha:
- REALLY wishes she had blue eyes, like, have you seen armin and historia? Who wouldn’t want a pair of pearly blues after seeing theirs. Please remind this mf that brown eyes are just as pretty
+ Chub/body rolls :,) thinks it’s the cutest shit, but doesn’t comment about it but like she just hdjfjrkrkf
Ymir:
- Her freckles :((( She would honestly just prefer to have clear smooth skin but def has some scars and freckles and everything. Historia always makes sure she knows that she doesn’t need perfect skin to be pretty
+ Short legs. She just thinks they’re so cute, especially if they don’t reach the ground when you sit
Historia:
- It’s a bit specific but sometimes feels kinda embarrassed of her femininity? Like all of these people around her are more tough looking and she just feels like she’s 👸💕 and can’t compare. But like who says you can’t be traditionally feminine AND kick ass at the same time
+ TALL GIRLS. SHE LOVES TALL GIRLS PLEASE dawg. Like just absolutely adores them. Long legs? Yes plz. ALSO BI QUEEN alternatively she thinks short guys are the absolute best
Levi:
- Listen. We’ve all seen those screenshots. Mans has chubby cheeks :,)) He isn’t like INSECURE about them but if someone points them out (cough cough, Hange pinched them or some shit) he will get upset
+ Flat chests, Loves just being able to lay on someone without any potential problems of it hurting the person he’s laying on
Hange:
- She hates whenever she goes on bigass rambles about shit but cannot stop. Like Eren she just feels like she’s annoying everybody with her existence. Please let her talk it’ll make her day
+ Naturally frizzy hair SHE WILL GO BONKERS. ITS SO CUTE PLEASE . She just loves messy looks in general like??? Yes please be chaotic with her she will adore your
Erwin:
- Eyebrows ??? Honestly ?? Like in a modern au I could see him getting them done frequently or getting Historia to teach him how to use a brow pencil
+ Curly hair, ALL KINDS. LOVES it it’s so fucking pretty and just loves it when curls bounce or just exist and look stunningZ Also genuinely does not mind body hair like he couldn’t care less lmao
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Things That the AoT Characters Would (Probably) Get Arrested For
I don’t know where this idea came from but it’s making me laugh so here ✌️💕
lmao warnings for drug and alcohol mentions
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Eren:
- Vaping within 20 feet for a drive through window even if the window has a sign that specifically says he cannot do that
Mikasa:
- Made a fake ID to buy pods for Eren
Armin:
- Someone called the police on him bc they thought he was stalking them but really he was just nervously following bc he needed to know where the bathroom was but was too scared to speak up and ask
Jean:
- Held Eren’s cigarette in a no smoking zone
Sasha:
- Accidentally left her and Connie’s weed stash in the car and she got pulled over for speeding... it was a very large stash
Connie:
- Broke into an abandoned house that someone still owned and stole an old TV, someone saw him do it so he was greeted with an officer when he went to leave
Ymir:
- Shoplifting from Target over the span of several months
Historia:
- Tried shoplifting from Barnes n Noble once and failed miserably so now she has to buy books at McKay’s
Levi:
- Ignored his jury duty summon
Hange:
- Going 20 over in an area where the speed limit is 50mph and then pretending she didn’t know she was doing it
Erwin:
- Got mistaken as the robber when there was a robbery at a gas station. He just wanted some goddamn granola bars
Reiner:
- ..........public indecency
Bertholdt:
- Tried to cash a check he didn’t know was stolen bless
Annie:
- Back-talked a police officer who took it personally
Porco:
- Drunkingly threatened to commit arson to a police officer while handcuffed in the back of a patrol car, how he got into the patrol car in the first place is unknown
Pieck:
- absolutely has done nothing wrong ever in her entire life (she broke a car window trying to get a dog out of a car when it was like 90 degrees)
Zeke:
- everything 😐
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AOT Characters and Dumb Shit They Say
I saw my pal @feralaot do this and I want to bc it’s just such a good concept please. Mine aren’t as good but whatever
no warnings
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Eren: “No, dude, hear me out—“ and “NO CAP”
Mikasa: “Oh...that sucks.”
Armin: “____, I can’t keep defending you.” (mostly direction towards Eren) and says “literally” a lot. “Two friends in a room! They might kiss!”
Jean: “I can’t believe this.” Also says “Shawty”
Sasha: “Well fuck me I guess!”
Connie: Says “bruh” and ungodly amount. He also says “shawty”
Ymir: “That sounds like a you problem.” and “Hey mamas 😏”
Historia: “It’s a ___ thing, you wouldn’t understand.”
Levi: “Make it happen.” and “Because I said so.”
Hange: She’s such a fucking millennial, she says shit like “adulting” or “doggo”
Erwin: “We’re in this together, or something.” and “Live long and prosper.”
Reiner: “Aw fuck” and “Well SHIT” he never fails so yell the latter after yawning
Bertholdt: “We’re not in Kansas anymore.” Also starts sentences out with “You know—“
Annie: “I have had it up to here with you.”
Porco: “You absolute bastard—“ and “No shit, Sherlock.”
Pieck: “Aw, bless your heart.” (condescending)
Zeke: “I’m the best there is at what I do.” (he does nothing)
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AoT Characters and Their Favorite Disney Movies
This is just so self explanatory lmao plz 💀 some of the their favorite songs are different from their favorite movies idk why 🤷 I need to cope after chapter 138
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Eren:
- AWWW listen he would love Aladdin a lot
- It’s his comfort movie don’t @ me, has a fat crush on Jasmine HDHFH
- He has mega One Jump Ahead energy and would absolutely love that song
Mikasa:
- 1000% Mulan, fucking adores it so much
- They all went to Disney once and she was so so so so excited to meet Mulan please that’s so cute
- Reflection ❤️ loves that song so goddamn much
Armin:
- fucking LOVES Moana, like that’s so obvious idc. Some deep inner part of him relates to Moana sm and he just lovers her
- Favorite song is obviously How Far I’ll Go, will absolutely sing his heart out EVERYTIME
- Just in general sings along to the entire soundtrack
Jean:
- Fucking Lady and the Tramp
- Once a romance like those fucking dogs so BADLY Fhjfjgf
- Insists that He’s a Tramp is his theme song
Connie:
- FROZEN BAYBEEEEEEEE oh man he loves that movie
- Anna is his favorite he loves her so much please
- “For the First Time in Forever” never fails to get him hyped as fuck
Sasha:
- LMAO FUCKING The Emperor’s New Groove
- She watches that shit all the goddamn time, and thinks it’s critically underrated (which it is)
- Also is a huge Frozen fan, she and Niccolo duet Love is an Open Door all the time. She and Connie dressed up as Anna and Elsa one year for Halloween
Ymir:
- Smh Beauty and the Beast easily
- Was so goddamn pissed at the live action remake like she HAAAAAATED that movie
- Belle reminds her of Historia
Historia:
- Lilo and Stitch
- THINKS ITS SO CUTE SHE ABSOLUTELY MELTS
- Ymir got her a stitch plushie and she just. Loves it so so soso much
Levi:
- TREASURE PLANET ‼️
- Thinks it’s funny how Jim Hawkins kinda looks like him
- HONESTLY also likes Coco, it’s like one of the few movies that got him to feel something
Hange:
- MEET THE GODDAMN ROBINSONS
- quotes this mf movie all the fucking time and Levi HAAATESS it
- Does not care that it’s silly, in fact that’s what she thinks makes it so fucking good
Erwin:
- Hercules LMAO
- Has absolutely no explanation as to why he just likes it
- Zero to Hero is his favorite song bye
- Got Levi to watch it and now Levi also really likes Hercules but won’t fucking admit it ever
Reiner:
- Fucking sobbed watching The Fox and the Hound and now he watches it whenever he feels like he needs to feel something
- How to hurt this man: best friend movies
- That being said his heart broke during Toy Story 3 he was Not Okay
Bertholdt:
- Princess and the Frog
- Fell in love with Naveen AAAAAAAAA me too buddy dw
- Cannot choose a favorite song bc they’re all so good, he listens to the soundtrack so much. Really wants to go to New Orleans
Annie:
- Man Tangled is her guilty pleasure movie
- Thinks it’s so cute and will absolutely never admit she teared up during “I See the Light”
- She and Armin dressed as Flynn and Repunzel one year (who dressed as who does not matter HDHFJ)
Pieck:
- The Rescuers!!!
- Gets so upset on how NOBODY talks about it, it’s so underrated and she has absolutely forced Porco to watch it like 10 times
- Also really loves The Little Mermaid :,)
Porco:
- Also adores Mulan but also a huge fan of the Lion King
- Listened to “Ill Make a Man Out of You” and took it personally
- He and Pieck watch The Lion King whenever one of them is sad bc they both love it sm
Zeke:
- T. Tarzan
- Phil Collins is his man crush LMAO swears that mans voice is so sexy
- monkey man
Niccolo:
- If you were thinking other than Ratatouille you’re fucking wrong
- Watches this dumbass rat movie like once a month with Sasha
- Kins Remy
mentioning beauty and the beast reminded me of Evermore and now I’m crying thinking abt some of my ships for aot for that song. it fits so many of them stop it I’m not fucking okay
now I KNOWWWWW shell NEVVERRR LEAVE ME, even as she FADES FROM VIEWWWWW, She will still inspire me— be a part of eVERYTHING I DOOOOOOOOO
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