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mortuosplango · 5 months
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was playing stardew valley all that time. out of ideas and of my mind. probably gonna start drawing ocs or gonna fall lower start drawing dbd. also my tablet is broken now and drawing brings me even more suffering
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ladyofthestarlight · 4 months
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Perhaps she needs glasses or something…
-my art
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pensarecool2 · 5 months
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I sold 999 sap to Pierre, and for the next several in-game days, I got to hear what pretty much all the villagers thought about it. Not all screenshots would fit in one post, obviously (plus there were some repeats), so here are some highlights.
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Spoilers for stardew 1.6
So yk how the first time the green rain comes everyone is flipping the fuck out and thinking the world is going to end? And how in the second year and beyond they're just... fine with it?
I can't help but imagine Kent, who just returned from war, waking up on that summer day in year two and just like
Kent: JODI Jodi: Yes dear? Kent: WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING GREEN Jodi: Oh the rain? Yeah that happens sometimes. Kent: THERE IS A TREE. THE SIZE OF MAYOR LEWIS'S TRUCK. OUTSIDE OF OUR HOUSE. IT WAS NOT THERE BEFORE. WHAT THE FUCK Jodi: Yeah Kent: *About to fucking lose it*
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g3rmtonium · 10 months
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Vincent: Daddy, will you check underneath my bed for monsters?
Kent: No, Vinny, I’m scared I’ll find something I don’t want to see.
Vincent:
Kent: Good night!
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masterof-blabber · 11 months
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One thing u gotta know about me is that my interpretation of Samson from stardew valley will always have/used to have a good relationship with his dad. jacket? Kent’s. guitar skills? Kent. learning to swim, surf, etc? Kent. he keeps his dad’s dog tags on his person at all times and he will let that jakcet break down into a string before he ever stops wearing it. so tired of stardew fanfics giving my guy Kent a bad rep bro was just like Sam as a teenager!!!!! he accidentally got Jodi pregnant and tried to do right by his family by joining the military when they needed money. he is not the homophobic like. abuser every fic seems to make him put some respect on his name🫡🫡🫡
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He's Back
Alex x GN Farmer
Alex is finally going pro so a deadbeat has decided to make themselves known.
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It was a warm fall day, Alex, his grandparents, and you were outside fixing up the house for winter.
The gutters needed cleaned and there was a side of the house that could use a fresh coat of paint, and of course the leaves were everywhere.
You four were enjoying this time because this time by next year Alex would be going pro and instead of being by your side he'd be on the television.
Kent and Elliott had stopped by not too long after the work began and felt obligated to help out. Elliott was talking with Evelyn stuffing the leaves into garbage bags that looked like jack-o-lanterns.
Alex climbed down the ladder that Kent was holding and stopped to watch for a second as you painted the side of the house, he let out a low whistle.
"Think I'm refreshed."
You looked over at him and laughed, he hopped down the ladder and came up behind you and held you close.
"Five minutes break!" He called out.
"No way." You said trying to squirm away, "I'm almost done."
While you squirmed the brush slipped from your hands causing it to swing and smear some paint into Alexs' hand, you both looked at it for a moment before Alex wiped the paint on your cheek.
You gasped and he let you go just in time for you to chase him around the house with the brush.
Evelyn watched you two fondly as George yelled out to you both;
"Don't go spilling all that paint!"
The fun was cut short when a man stepped towards the house recognizing the two elders.
"Alex?" A voice called out.
Alex froze as he came around the house, he put his hand out to stop you from going further as if it was going to protect you from the sight unfolding in front of you.
A man stepped into view, he looked completely unfamiliar the only few things that may have looked somewhat familiar to you was maybe his nose and hair.
You gripped Alex's dark skinned hand and he squeezed yours in return.
"Who are you?" Kent questioned crossing his arms.
"Alex?" The man called again completely ignoring Kent. Evelyn placed a hand on her heart and went to stand beside her grandson. Elliott stood in front of you both to stop the man from getting any closer.
"Get the Hell out of this town!" George growled out. "Yer not welcomed here!"
"I have a right to see my son Mullner." The man growled out.
"I'm not your son." Alex said barley above a whisper.
"Look at you!" The man said standing just foot back from punching distance. "I saw your name in the Grid Ball line up and then when I looked it up to make sure it was you I saw you got married!"
Alex pushed you behind him like it was going to hide you. Gently you push Alexs' hand away and step forward.
"Your Alex's sperm donor?" You ask sweetly.
The man is taken aback by the term it give you time to continue.
"I didn't know it was national deadbeat day? Who knew that you folk like to show up out of nowhere and spread your bullshit? Now I've got three bombs on me (freshly made), and Kent and I both are armed so get off of the Mullners property before I bust them out."
Kent lets out a snort behind the man who is starring at you completely offended.
"Are-Are you going to let them talk to me like this?!" The man says starring at Alex. "Your own father?!"
"Alex is more of any man's son here than yours." Elliott said sharply. "Now from what I'm guessing you're only here because Alex is finally accomplishing his dreams, no thanks to you, so you're here to mooch off of his success. If you wanted to become his father you would've called long before this."
"Who the fuck is this dweeb?!" The man said to Elliott.
"This dweeb is one of the men who's had the privilege of being a father figure to Alex! Who's gotten to see him graduate, help him with homework, and each and everyone of us in this town showed up for at least one of his games! Now I suggest you go find one of your many other children thst you may have accidentally drunkenly conceived before we pull out our weapons."
Alex's biological father looked like he was going to explode with rage;
"IM HIS FATHER YOU FA-"
"You're not my fucking father!" Alex yells stepping beside you. "You left my mom and didn't even bother to show up for her fucking funeral! You're nothing but a trashy deadbeat and I know my partner's waiting for me to give the word to drop kick you to China. So what the hell do you want?"
"Son-" the man begins but stops when he sees Alex's stare. "Alex. I...I'm sorry I figured we should get to know each other. You're going pro now and you're gonna need your family behind you."
You and Alex look at each other with a knowing look before you pull out your sword from it's sheath.
"Get out." Kent says, the sound of a gun loading is all the man needs before high-tailing it away back to the bus stop.
You turn to your in-laws and promise to finish up tomorrow, Kent and Elliott nod and start to clean up for you while you take Alex home.
He's quiet for a while, until he gets back to the house and uses your axe, mumbling something about trees needing to be cleared.
You fix the both of you a cold drink before going outside to sit with him.
His shirt's off now, thrown on the bench, he's cursing as he shows the pine tree he's cutting down absolutely no mercy. It doesn't take long for it to fall and when it does Alex stands there panting, carefully you wrap your arms around him.
Alex releases a shuddering breath and turns to you, burying his head into your neck and starts to cry. Gut wrenching sons that sound so quiet it's most likely he's used to making them that small. Your arms wrap around him tighter as continues to cry, when he's finished you two sit on the bench and he drinks what you've brought out to him.
"You know," you say softly. "I think if Kent and I worked together, we could make a rocket to actually send him to China."
Alex laughs and interlocks your fingers together, he brings your hand to his lips.
"I love you." He says in a dry voice. "I swear when we have kids I'll never do that to you, I'll never leave I swear."
"Aw man that means I'm stuck with you for life?" You say in a sarcastic voice.
Alex looks over and sees your face split into a smile. He pulls you over into a fight hug and says; "Yup."
Looking up at him you place a peck on his lips.
"For life." He says.
"Promise?" You ask.
"Promise." He says.
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babeypigeon · 24 days
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having another drink
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lindorione · 3 days
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I'm dont usually post but i had to release my Kent Brainrot
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Jodi this is a great offer, please Accept 😭
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sillysonicfansstuff · 12 days
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The other day I saw the Kent portrait and I started thinking that there is NO WAY he bought something like this by himself you can NOT tell me Jodi hadn’t bought this for him as a gift he appreciates everything his wife buys for him
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prinzgnomeovonchaos · 3 months
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Getting to know Sam in stardew valley but not in a romantic way, in a "I want you to be my stepson" way
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stardew-confessions · 8 months
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my first playthrough I was so convinced Kent was dead so having him show up on my doorstep year 2 was a jumpscare
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ladyofthestarlight · 1 year
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frostiecake · 3 months
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Why is sad, old, (divorced), ex-military, borderline/ex-alcoholic, PTSD having, severely troubled men becoming a type
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Sergeant Hatred Kent
The Venture Bro’s Stardew Valley
This CANNOT become a recurring thing
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s0ftand0nly · 7 months
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I actually don’t like Kent that much idk why
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