I was lying in bed at my grandma’s house, and every time I would try to sleep, I would wake up screaming loudly and then yelling about someone trying to kill me, I believe Kermit the frog, and each time I would scream, someone I didn’t recognize would walk in and try to comfort me, and then the cycle repeated over and over again with me falling asleep, and then waking up, forgetting that I had woken up screaming and yelling the same thing just minutes ago, just to wake up and do it again. It went on until the lady who comforted me each time walked in and whispered something in my ear. I couldn’t understand what she said, but it made me scream before my dream switched over to something else.
This is gold!
Poor Fozzie! 😂
𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐠 𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬
i feel really sorry for my friend who is DM’ng our session because this is a scene he had to deal with this time
This, but Kermit & Piggy!
Girl, why u give me a hard one?? Lol!! 😄
Seriously, this is the problem when you write so many stories! I couldn’t pick just one, but I was able to narrow down (probably, at least for now) my top 3! The dialogue in question for each, I’ve marked with a little heart right next to it!
But I wanted to include the whole scene because it lends to the context and power behind WHY the quotes marked are my favorite pieces of dialogue! 🥰
Thanks for the ask, @genbai! *hugs & gives u cookies*
Do they sell Kermit the Frog puppets? Not one of those crappy little hand puppets, I mean like a full-size arm-length screen accurate licensed Kermit muppet. I’ve never been able to find one online, but surely they exist, and surely they’re extremely expensive
Man, I’m so sick of Miss Piggy apologists. She was abusive to Kermit for years, and we all just stood aside and watched. We’re all culpable.
OH NO KERMIT LOOK OUT
it’s not easy being green 🍃🐸