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mishellii · 8 days

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♢ꜱʟᴇᴇᴘɪɴɢ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ♢

ɴᴀʀᴜᴛᴏ, ꜱᴀꜱᴜᴋᴇ, ᴋɪʙᴀ, ꜱʜɪᴋᴀᴍᴀʀᴜ, ɴᴇᴊɪ & ᴋᴀᴋᴀꜱʜɪ

a/n: sooo my first headcanons yeiih!! this just came flowing out of me while watching boruto tbh because i'm delusional lmao,,,, anyway, very self indulgent as always :) ignore typos pls i cant spell aaaand enjoy xx

likes & reblogs appreciated <3

warnings: none! SFW :) not proofread

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♢ɴᴀʀᴜᴛᴏ ᴜᴢᴜᴍᴀᴋɪ♢

✿sUCH a messy sleeper

❀he'd toss and turn throughout the whole night, ending up somewhere completely different than where he fell asleep on the bed

❀matching pyjama sets !!!

✿especially seasonal ones, he adores them

✿BLANKET HOGGER !!!

❀but not on purpose really, he just pulls it with him due to all his movements

✿u always wake up with it either on the floor or him laying atop of it

❀sometimes he hits u with his elbow or his feet, but pls don't tell him he WILL cry

✿just push him away, boy will not wake up under any circumstances

❀the both of u alWAYS cuddle when falling asleep

✿the usual position is with his arms around your waist, legs thrown over ur own and his face resting next to ur shoulder

❀for that exact reason he's a BIG SPOON !!

❀so so quick to fall asleep, and wakes up after u as well

✿but not at all groggy in the morning !! he's energetic from the second he opens his eyes and sees u preparing breakfast

❀overall just the softest boyfriend ever

♢ꜱᴀꜱᴜᴋᴇ ᴜᴄʜɪʜᴀ♢

❀now thIS dude sleeps like a corpse

✿he's not particularly prone on cuddling u, but he fairly enjoys having ur head on his chest and feeling ur fingertips draw circles against his skin

❀he'd never admit it tho obviously

✿mostly wears a black lose t-shirt and some short sweats or sumn

❀just comfortable all around

✿i'm a firm believer in the back position

❀laying flat on the mattress, one arm either around u, or both resting on his belly

✿light sleeper, if i may

❀takes him pretty long to fall asleep as well, but counting ur breath usually calms him and makes it easier

✿u make everything easier for him actually

❀doesn't really care about a blanket, it all really depends on what u prefer while sleeping

✿often awoken by nightmares, but won't ever wake u up or tell u the next day because he thinks it's embarrassing

❀refuses to leave the bed in the morning, but isn't moody at all just very quiet

✿always helps u make breakfast and makes the bed without having to ask him to

❀overall just a calm lover

♢ᴋɪʙᴀ ɪɴᴜᴢᴜᴋᴀ♢

❀without a doubt, a snorer

✿like IM SORRY LADIES but c'mon

❀but not annoyingly loud, just breathy lil snores

✿the problem with it is: he won't move an INCH away from u ever, he's all up in ur business while sleeping

❀doesn't matter how, he's always got to feel u next to him somehow

✿i take him as a sleep talker too, mumbling incoherent words against your neck which only make u laugh tbh

❀akamaru's got his own bed next to the two of u, but some nights he crawls in between ur bodies, practically suffocating u

✿you really don't mind on colder nights, but in summer kiba makes him get off, due to having such a high body temperature already and he doesn't want u to complain even more

❀wore a shirt and pants at the beginning of ur relationship

✿but now??? u'd have to FORCE him to wear anything more than boxers

❀hates when u don't want to cuddle :(( might as well kill him fr

✿why need a blanket when he has you??

❀doesn't leave the bed AT ALL in the morning, u literally have to grab him by the feet and drag him out of it

✿he's a sweetheart, really

♢ꜱʜɪᴋᴀᴍᴀʀᴜ ɴᴀʀᴀ♢

❀dude HATES cuddling at the beginning of ur relationship, me thinks

✿but fear not, it just takes a bit of convincing from ur side and he's in on it

❀but it's subtle touches really, like holding his hand or having ur feet intertwined

✿if u've had a bad day, he'd definitely play with your hair to make u fall asleep, he's not a diCK

❀grey sweats all the way !!!!!

✿rarely ever wears a shirt, except for when it's cold of course

❀he seems much more like a light sleeper than not, but he's so grouchy when something wakes him up it's a drag really

✿has to be completely dark and quiet in his room or he won't be able to close one eye

❀always sleeps on the side closest to the door

✿big on talking about both ur days at night because he's a very private person and loves spending time with u ALONE

❀deep talk at 2am?? u can bet on it

✿forehead kisses!!! once u wake up and neither of u want to get up and start ur day

❀he's such an attentive lover in general, i'm actually going insane

♢ɴᴇᴊɪ ʜʏᴜɢᴀ♢

❀oh my lovely boy

✿i feel like he wouldn't move a MUSCLE while sleeping

❀sometimes you have to poke him to make sure he's still alive

✿AHEM

❀a light sleeper foshou

✿also ????

❀he would 100% wait for u to fall asleep first

✿would always run his fingertips over your back to make you tired

❀unfortunately, the closest to cuddling u two do, is ur head on his chest

✿he gets sweaty quickly, so he'll often sleep without a shirt (which u don't complain about obviously) and that's the reason why he doesn't necessarily NEED body contact (in this situation only!!)

❀but HUGE PLUS he'll sweet talk you to sleep almost every night

✿asking about ur day from begin to end

❀he wants to know it ALL

✿in general, he's really big on making you as comfortable as possible before bed

❀would even wait till the morning to go pee because you look so peaceful laying on his chest

✿don't mind him watching u he just thinks ur so pretty ok

❀u wake up to the smell of coffee almost every morning

✿overall, as we been knew, the gentlest gentlemen to perhaps ever gentleman goodbye

♢ᴋᴀᴋᴀꜱʜɪ ʜᴀᴛᴀᴋᴇ♢

❀poor baby's the king of light sleepers

✿always ready to jump into battle and protect u if he has to, even if u convince him that ur safe and nothing's going to happen :(

❀casually wears a black tanktop and some sweats, mask and shinobi headband easily reachable on the bedside table at his right side

✿definitely enjoys u playing with his hair too much

❀he prefers to fall asleep with his head either on your chest or tugged just under your chin so he can hear you breathe and ur heart beat

✿he's so tragic oh my days

❀anYWAY light snores but only when he's REALLY gone and u rarely ever see him in this state so,,,,,

✿loves listening to ur stories before falling asleep

❀legs & arms intertwined and allathat

✿you will never lay in bed without him picking up one of his books at least ONCE

❀it really calms him down u know

✿but start a conversation with him, and he's all urs, book long forgotten next to his mask and headband.

❀always wakes up earlier than u, preparing breakfast with said book between his fingers

✿(he swears he'll close it once ur awake tho)

❀((he does))

a/n: AHEM i hope u liked it ???? pls tell me ??? AAAA i will see u beans next time bye bye xx

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mayumiiyuu · 11 months

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“and that’s the way I loved you.”

how your relationship with different anime men would be like, categorized by mother Taylor Swift’s song :)

tw: none, unless u count a lil toxic relationship snippets in ‘screaming and crying and kissing in the rain’

“you look beautiful tonight.”

loving him is easy. these men think the world of you, partly because to them, you are their world. expect flowers from them on any occasion, or sometimes just because. an absolute gentleman through and through, would rather die than be the reason why you cry. always there to listen to you when you’ve had a hard day, always remains patient & understanding; the type to hold onto your waist in a busy crowd to guide you through. he’s always so gentle with you, always showers you with compliments but is still honest. when you fight he always tries to remain levelheaded, he never takes out his anger on you. he makes a lot of effort for you, your parents greatly approve of him, overall such a loving and kind man who rarely ever does wrong by you.

jjk: nanami, choso, YUUJI, todo, inumaki, YUUTA, kokichi

haikyuu: HINATA, akaashi, OSAMU!!!, aran, daichi, asahi, nishinoya, kuroo, iwaizumi!!, tendou, TANAKA, kita!!!!, SUGAWARA!!

tokyo rev: draken, mitsuya, hakkai, inui, souya, shinichiro!!

naruto: NARUTO!!, itachi, gaara, shino, kiba!!

bnha: midoriya!!!!, iida, KIRISHIMA!!!, mirio, tamaki, natsuo

“screaming and fighting and kissing in the rain.”

loving him is complicated. there are days when he makes you smile and laugh so hard your ribs get taut, but there are also days where he leaves you feeling cold. when there are good times they’re the best you’ve ever experienced, when there are bad times they might be the worst. in a fight, he can be mean and blunt, he’ll brush you off and distance himself from you, sometimes you wonder if he’ll ever really open up to you; but through it all he’s there, apologies and gifts in tow to make it up to you. you’re the only person he thinks he’ll ever try to be good for, but there are times when he slips up. the love he has for you is so immense to the point where it scares him, which is why he acts the way he does. sometimes he thinks if he pushes you away enough you’ll find someone better for you. he can be hot and cold with you, one moment he’s sweet and loving and caring, the next he’s distant and resentful and irritable. your friends and family see you guys break up and make up all the time. overall loves you more than anything or anyone else in the world, but struggles with his feelings for you.

jjk: geto, gojo, TOJI???, sukuna

haikyuu: oikawa, kageyama, kunimi, TSUKISHIMA, atsumu, suna(?), daishou

tokyo rev: MIKEY, kazutora, ran, rindou, kokonoi, sanzu, BAJI, hanma, IZANA, shion

naruto: SASUKE, shikamaru huhu, neji (at first), sasori, obito, madara, kakuzu, hidan

bnha: FUCKING DABI/TOUYA, shigaraki, bakugou, keigo

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tired-biscuit · 1 year

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thank u for the clarification!!

(reader is 18+) (innocent reader)

Stepdad!Kiba who cries with you at your mother’s funeral, Holding you close to his warm chest as tears stream down your face and onto his shirt. (Cries, But just a way of making sure his image isn’t affected❤️)

Stepdad!Kiba who moves you guys out to the countryside, A cozy little cabin, Far from any other people, Nearest farmer’s market is 50 minutes away by foot, Your room is also conveniently without an A/C, Oh well, You have your daddy to keep you warm <3

Stepdad!Kiba who makes breakfast in nothing but a pair of boxers, Every muscle and scar just right there, Kisses your forehead roughly and pulls you uncomfortably close, Chest to chest.

Stepdad!Kiba who takes up drinking as a hobby, Holds you close and tells you stories from when he was younger, Whiskey on his breath having an effect that it shouldn’t have on you.. <3

~~NSFW~~

Stepdad!Kiba who makes you help unpack, Box after box until you find his box of.. fleshlights, All of them are extra large and look very, very worn, Chuckles at you when you shove them into his arms and ask what they are, “Y’know, I’d really prefer to give a live demonstration.”

Stepdad!Kiba who secretly starts throwing your clothes away, Acting clueless when all you have left is some lingerie you didn’t even know you had, Gives you some of his old t-shirts, Fucks his fist raw to the thought of you roaming around in his shirt and with easy access to your pussy. <3

Stepdad!Kiba who starts walking around naked, His greek god body and cock all out to see, Who’s excuse is that he’s the man of the house, All he needs is a woman. (soon to be you.)

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AHAHAHAHAHGSGSSGSGSGSG im sorry im no good with fully-fleged smut scenes :(

cw: stepcest // fem!reader, 18+ mdni

OH MY GODDDDD ANON, HE'S SO FUCKED UP I LOVE THE DIRECTION YOU PICKED; I COULD KISS U RN U DID PERFECT

if anything gets me going, it's age gap AND corruption with this mf. i just know he'd use you completely the moment he'd manipulate you into things you're not completely sure about, because he's one fuckin greedy bastard. but he's the authoritative figure, too, right? he knows what's best for you, surely he does?

you're thinking he's doing what's best for you, when all he can think about is ruining your young, inexperienced body and taking complete control over your equally as young, inexperienced life.

he doesn't let you bring any boys to the house; he says he's just keeping you from getting hurt because they all want one thing, and it's most definitely not theirs to have when he's around. so protective; your big, strong stepdaddy is even nice enough to watch over you through the night by making you share a bed with him and keeping you firmly wrapped in his tight embrace, no matter that all of your clothes are discarded on the floor because of how hot the summer nights can get.

if you behave, he even whispers into your ear; lips touching your earlobe and occasionally dipping to that sweetspot on your neck that makes you want to whine and squirm as he tells you all about his day he never brings you along to experience.

but no matter, what's important is that he just makes you feel so good. always pampers you and spoils you, runs his fingers through your hair and calls you sweet pet names you physically preen at. feeds off of the tension he brings between you. pushes the limits of moral reasoning.

especially when you decide to be a good girl for him and end up sinking to your knees and taking his fat cock down your throat when he comes home tired from work and needs something to cheer him up so, so bad.

but he's insatiable, so he decides that he's gonna make you his fully. some first time, sort of lousy bj isn't enough, no matter how cute you look with your mouth stuffed full of his cock. he needs to see you cry from how big he feels in your tiny, soft virgin cunt to be truly satisfied. to hear you squeal out his name, at which he demands that you call him daddy instead because he's just that. your daddy.

and you do, ofc. you do anything your daddy demands of you (he asks so nicely after all, even tho he's already manhandling you into position even before receiving an answer.)

if he's always there for you, the least you can do is be there for him <3

ALSO NOT HIM FUCKING HIS FIST AFTER SEEING US IN HIS CLOTHES, I WILL GO INSANE FROM HOW HOT HE IS BYE

#cw: stepcest #biscuit drabbles #kiba x reader #kiba smut

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sasusakucoded · 5 months

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Sasuke: But it says Konoha 11.. I'm not part of it.

Sakura: Come on, they just used that because it's way shorter than Rookie 9 plus Team Guy plus Sai plus Akamaru. *giggles* Anata, you're also invited.

Sasuke: Are you sure?

Sakura: Yes! *shows the note* See? It says Sakura and Sasuke.

Sasuke: Fine.. Um, Sakura.. I haven't been to something like that.. What do you actually do there?

Sakura: We'll just play games, that's all.

Sasuke: Like dodge ball? Sumo?

Sakura: No, no. Nothing physical, Anata. Just board games and anything fun. The restaurant provides the games, so all teams can join.

Sasuke: Wait, so you mean it's a team thing?

Sakura: Yeah. So, you, me and Naruto.

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Sai: No, I'm Team 7. I should be with Naruto and Sakura.

Sasuke: It's fine, I'll sit out.

Sakura: No, wait..

Naruto: *talking to Sai* Don't you want to be teammates with Lee and Tenten?

Sai: No.

Naruto: *sighs*

Shikamaru: Hey, what's taking your team so long?

Sakura: Sorry, we're just fixing the team members!

Game Master (GM): Can I suggest something? How about you decide it by playing Janken [rock paper scissors]?

Sai: Sure.

Sasuke: Yeah.

GM: Three, two, one..

Sai: *uses scissors*

Sakura: *uses rock*

Naruto: YES!!! *covers his mouth* Oh I mean, I guess that settles it.

Sai: *sighs* Fine.

---

GM: Okay, so the 1st game is Whisper Game. Remember, you can't use any jutsu at any point of time. The teams will line up and every member should wear these headphones with loud music. The first member will get the word and pass it to the next and so on. You have one minute to guess the word. The team that will get it correctly will score a point. In this game, you'll have 2 words. So, the maximum score is 2.

Team line-ups:

Sakura > Sasuke > Naruto

Hinata > Kiba > Shino

Choji > Ino > Shikamaru

Sai > Lee > Tenten

GM: *gets a paper from the bowl* Okay, first up.. Team 8!

Naruto: Go Hinata!

Hinata: *blushes* Thank you, Naruto-kun.

GM: *gives the word to Hinata* Timer starts now!

Hinata: *mouths to Kiba* Ho-ka-ge!

Kiba: *repeats per syllable* Ho-ka-ge?

Hinata: *nods and motions to turn around and tell Shino*

Kiba: Ho-ka-ge!

Shino: Hokage! Hokage!

GM: Correct!! One point for Team 8!

Team 8: *high fives each other*

Team 8 got their 2 words correctly. Team Guy also got their words right. Team 10 didn't get both words in the allotted time, which made Shikamaru very frustrated. He was blaming Ino for being so slow. The others laughed at them while they bickered.

GM: Okay lastly, Team 7! *gives the word to Sakura*

Sakura: A-ma-terasu!

Sasuke: Amaterasu?

Sakura: *mouths* Yes, yes!!

Sasuke: *turns around and taps Naruto's shoulder* A—

Naruto: Ra—

Sasuke: Ma—

Naruto: Men—

Sasuke: Ras(u)!

Naruto: Yes? Ra-men-yes?

Sasuke: Huh? Wait—

Naruto: It's RAMEN YES!!

GM: Th-That's wrong, Lord Seventh..

Sasuke: Usuratonkachi!

Naruto: Why didn't you tell me it's wrong, dattebayo!!

Sasuke: You didn't let me answer!!

Sakura: Hey, it's okay. There's another word..

GM: Okay, let's proceed to the next one. *gives the word to Sakura*

Sakura: Sen-jut-su!

Sasuke: Senjutsu?

Sakura: Yes, Anata!!

Sasuke: *taps Naruto's shoulder* Sen—jut-su!

Naruto: What?

Sasuke: SEN-JUT-SU!

Naruto: Got it! *turns to the GM* TON-KAT-SU!

GM: No.. That's not correct..

Sakura: Naruto!! Why is it always food??

Naruto: Sasuke said tonkatsu!!

Sasuke: I did not!!

GM: Okay, okay. It's alright. It's just the 1st game. *laughs it off*

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GM: The next game is this giant Jenga! *shows the giant tower on the table behind her*

Tenten: Wow, I've never seen one that big before!

Ino: Ah, it's good that it's giant. Choji's fingers will have no problem!

Choji: Hey!!

GM: Okay, please form a circle.. So it should be a member from Team 7, then Team 8, then Team 10, then Team Guy.. Then repeat that order until everyone is in the circle. The last team standing will have 3 points. If someone knocks it off, the round is done and that team is eliminated. We will rebuild the tower for the remaining teams until one team wins.

Shino: Copy that.

GM: Okay, first up. Lord Seventh!

Naruto: *picks one from the middle and puts it on top* Too easy! *laughs*

Kiba: *chooses one from the bottom*

Lee: Why would you do that?

Kiba: It's our strategy!!

Shino: We didn't talk about strategy, Kiba.

Kiba: Hey! Don't throw me under the bus!

Ino: Sshhh!! Quiet!!

Shikamaru: /thinks/ So, our strategy is to put Choji in the 1st turn, so he'll get the easier moves. Go Choji!!

Choji: Don't shout! You're making me nervous! *gets one easily*

Lee: *gets one in the middle but it's stuck*

GM: Oops, you can't choose another. Touch move!

Lee: *sighs* Sorry team— *pulls it and the tower collapses*

Tenten: Lee!!

Lee: I'm sorry!!

The GM rebuilt the tower. In the next round, Team 8 was eliminated when Shino accidentally pulled the tower with his sleeve.

GM: Okay, final round! These two teams have no points yet so whoever wins will have a good advantage!

Shikamaru: Focus! Focus!!

Choji: Stop yelling!!

Sasuke: Don't make us lose again, Usuratonkachi!

Naruto: Never!!

GM: Ready, everyone? Begin!

Naruto: *picks a loose piece* See that?

Choji: *picks a loose piece too* Whew!

Sasuke: *gets one at the bottom*

Shikamaru: *gets the other bottom side*

Naruto: Sasuke!! You should have not taken the bottom piece!! Now it's hard for Sakura-chan!

Sasuke: I don't doubt her control.

Sakura: *serious; was able to get a piece near the top* Okay..

Naruto: You're so good, Sakura-chan!! *pushes her*

Sakura: *bumps the table and the tower collapses* Narutoooo!! *hits him*

GM: Team 10 wins!!

Team 10: We did it!! Thank you, Naruto!!

Naruto: Hey!!

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GM: Okay, this is the last game. It's worth 5 points. It is called the Ultimate Werewolf. The last villager or the last werewolf will win—

Kiba: How does it work?

Shikamaru: Let her finish!!

GM: So, I'll distribute some cards. The rules will be a bit different because we want to have a sole winner. There will be one werewolf and the rest will be villagers.

Kiba: I still don't understand..

Shikamaru: Maybe if you'll shut up and listen, Kiba..

GM: There will be night and day. At night, the werewolf will kill a villager. That player is automatically eliminated. Then during the day, everyone will try to convince all that they're not the werewolf. Every player will vote for the werewolf. If the real werewolf is still alive, the game continues and the suspected werewolf is eliminated. If the chosen werewolf is indeed the real one, the team with the highest number of villagers win.

Tenten: It sounds complicated but let's see.

GM: I will be the moderator, so just follow my instructions.. Okay, let's form a circle. *gives one card to each player* Hide your cards!

Sasuke: *checks his card* /thinks/ Damnit! Why do I have to be the werewolf?

GM: Okay.. Everyone, it's night time! Close your eyes.. *checks everyone* Werewolf, open your eyes.

Sasuke: *opens his eyes*

GM: Using your eyes only, look at someone who you want to kill.

Sasuke: *looks at Shikamaru*

GM: *points at Shikmaru* This one? Close your eyes if yes.

Sasuke: *closes his eyes*

GM: It's day time. Everybody, open your eyes. Shikamaru-san, you're out!

Shikamaru: What??

GM: Sorry, you can't speak anymore but you can watch. Please move away from the circle.. All the remaining ones, try to convince each other now.

Naruto: It's not me. I didn't move.

Choji: Something that a killer would say..

Ino: If you'll ask me, I think it's Kiba.. Because he and Shikamaru were bickering earlier.

Kiba: Hey, that's not true!

Lee: I'm voting for Kiba too!

Sai: Well, Ino makes perfect sense. I'm also voting for Kiba.

Choji: Kiba is the only choice.

Shino: I'll vote for Tenten.

Tenten: Why me? It's obviously Kiba!

Sakura: It's because they're teammates! Kiba for me too.

Sasuke: Kiba.

Naruto: Kiba!!

Hinata: Tenten.. Sorry Tenten..

GM: Sorry, Kiba-san. You're out. And sorry everyone, the werewolf is still alive.

Choji: No way!!

GM: Okay, it's night again. Close your eyes! Werewolf, open your eyes!

The game continued until only 4 villagers are left. The eliminated players were:

Naruto > Ino > Shino > Hinata

GM: We're almost done! This is the final round. If the werewolf survives, he wins. If he's voted out, the team with the highest number of players wins!

Naruto: /thinks/ Teme, you should kill Sakura!!

Shikamaru: /thinks/ If he kills Sakura, they'll surely win since the others would think it's not Sasuke.

Ino: /thinks/ Sasuke-kun is really a tactician huh. He'll definitely kill Sakura.

Shino: /thinks/ No wonder why he elimated the mentally good ones first. He'll kill Sakura to get the win.

GM: It's night again, close your eyes.. Werewolf, who will you kill?

Sasuke: *looks at Sai*

Naruto: *shakes his head* /thinks/ Idiot!! We should've taken Sai in our team instead!!

Shikamaru: /thinks/ Lost cause.. He'll get voted out.

GM: Open your eyes, everyone! Sai, you're out!

Sai: *sighs*

Tenten: I think it's Sasuke. Sakura could also be the werewolf but she'd probably kill me or Lee because Sai won't vote for her. It's only logical for Sasuke to kill Sakura to survive but he couldn't because she's his wife.

Sasuke: I didn't kill her because I'm not the werewolf. Maybe the werewolf likes you to think what you just said. I'd say it's Lee.

Sakura: I support Sasuke-kun.. I'll vote for Lee.

Lee: Well that doesn't make sense to kill Sai because he's our teammate. I'm voting for Sasuke.

Choji: So, it's me deciding huh? That could be a guise.. Voting for your teammate. And besides Naruto was eliminated early on. So, I think it's not Team 7.. I'd say it's Lee!

GM: And the winner is.. Team 7! Sasuke is the werewolf!

Choji: No way!!

Naruto: Ah, I knew you'll win!!

Sasuke: Shut up, I know what you were thinking!!

Shikamaru: So, you planned for reverse psychology from the start?

Sasuke: Yeah.

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Sakura: Did you enjoy, Anata?

Sasuke: Yes.

Sakura: We won because of you!

Sasuke: I really thought we'd lose.. I was ready to lose.

Sakura: Sasuke-kun?

Sasuke: I promised you, I'll never hurt or kill you in any way or form.. Even in games like that. I'd rather lose..

Sakura: Anata!

Sasuke: Good thing, it still worked to our advantage. *smirks*

Sakura: *blushes* Thank you, Anata.. I promise, I will do the same for you.. We'll protect each other even in games.. *giggles*

Sasuke: Let's teach Sarada those games and play at home.

Sakura: It seems that someone really had a good time.

Sasuke: *nods* Yeah..

#sasusaku #sasusaku headcanon #konoha 11 #from ask #ty skinnygirlies-blog #sscoded no 262

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asexualkiba · 3 months

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had to do it to em. kankuro

[send me a character!]

favorite thing about him: his absolute and insurmountable genderless failure swag . i was gonna say the show always needs more giddy insane theater kids but he is more than enough how could i be selfish enough to ask

least favorite thing about him: screentime

favorite line: ummm that moment when we first see him do karasu and kuroari's finishing combo, the translation kind of varies but he's essentially calling final curtain on his fucked up little puppet show and im big on that energy

brotp: there are too many good ones considering frankly i just want him to have friends,, sakura tenten lee shikamaru sai. akamaru. idfk. frankly what ive been rotating in my head is him hanging with baki. like he's probably done a great deal of annoying that man and i think he should keep it up. i think abt them..

otp: r u kidding

notp: fully who do people even ship him with . i see kiba i see shino tjose make sense. i couldnt notp those. sakura sure whatever. i think he is just a chill guy. i do think its funnier if he just lives his whole life never really getting that shino guy's deal. die having beef. but no i couldnt say its a notp

random headcanon: buzzcut kankuro underrated esp because i think his hair is probably never a consistent length. he'll let it grow til its long enough to annoy him and then chop it all of completely. forget about it the next few months, it grows out, when it gets annoying again chop chop buzz buzz etc. and so on. (annoying is defined by how hard it is to manage while he's trying to work on puppets)

unpopular opinion: this is popular but i need it said more . for what reason on eartj does he not wear nail polish

song i associate with them: wow!❤️ i do not know

favorite picture of them: sorry for the quality i used what i had on my phone already and this is a picture i took of my TV screen i think he is such a bitchy gossip why is he on the balcony multitasking people-watching with calling out his sisters missed opportunities

#answered #literally she had no control of that youre just bringing it up to be a dick. PLEASE #kankuro

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kamyru · 1 year

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A summary to the family relationships in Voltage Inc stories

I once posted about how the MCs from Voltage Inc are mostly mentally healthy girls from complete families, with both parents being more than adequate and usually with siblings. The statistics for the games I am writing for are like this:

Her Love in the Force: Two alive parents that are good at parenting and an alive sibling good at "siblinging"

Irresistible Mistakes: Two alive parents that are good at parenting and an alive sibling that briefly mentioned

Oops! I Said Yes?!: Two alive parents that are adequate at parenting

Plust: Love U So True: Two alive parents that seem to be good at parenting

Romance MD: Always on Call: ... She is the one whose family status can be compared to the LIs

Tokyo Love Hustle: I don't remember, but I'm not sure both her parents are alive

So, out of 7 MCs, only one and a half (if anyone remembers TLH's MC's backstory, tell me what's up with her) have a tragic backstory regarding their families, which makes up around 80% of MCs with no family trauma. If we take more MCs, then it probably is 85%. Now, let's see how we are with the boys. (I don't remember or know all their stories, so correct me if I wrote something wrong).

Alive parents with alive siblings (if they have any): Seiji Goto, Toshiaki Kijima, Toma Kiriya, Natsume Asaoka, Kuranosuke Kiba, Shu Hasunuma, Munechika Takado

Alive parents with dead siblings: Shusuke Soma

Alive parents with dead siblings and questionable love for them: Eiji Takao, Tetsuya Hosho, Sentaro Kyogoku

Alive parents with questionable love for their children: Yukihisa Maki, Shunichiro Tachibana, Ukyo Senkawa, Kunihiro Kasai, Sui Claude Saigu, Mikoto Amamitsu, Kaede Ekuni

Another fatherless child with his dad away: Hyogo Kaga (he can fall in the previous category too), Taku Hayama

Adopted orphan: Ayumu Shinonome, Rei Kamiki, Keita Mitsuura, Go Okubo, Daimon Togo, Toshiki Kasumi, Suzumu Mado

Adopted orphan with dead siblings: Takaomi Tsugaru

Adopted orphan with dead siblings and questionable relationship with the parents whose at least one adopted parent died: Hideki Ishigami

Not adopted orphan: Jun Araki, Taro Akuchi

Characters about whom I don't remember/know anything (please, tell me in the comments what's up with them): Jin Namba, Toru Kurosawa, Eiichi Matsunaga

Status unknown (please, tell me if you know anything): Ryoga Buto

So, here we have 35 characters. The ones about whom I don't know anything don't fall into the first category, from what I remember. And even if we put the last one in the first category, we still have a rate of 23% with no family trauma. By games, it looks like this:

Her Love in the Force: No trauma = 12,5% (1/8)

Irresistible Mistakes: No trauma = 30% (3/10)

Oops! I Said Yes?!: No trauma = 33,3% (2/6)

Plust: Loving U So True: No trauma = 66,6% (2/3)

Romance MD: Always on Call: No trauma = 16,6% (1/6)

Tokyo Love Hustle: No trauma = 0% (0/2)

Besides the fact that we don't have information about Ryoga yet, these are still not accurate because Kuranosuke theoretically falls into the "No family trauma" category, even if this man has trauma regarding his family and his entire personality can be explained by his family's behavior towards him.

Even the story with the "happiest" families (Plust with 66,6%) isn't close to MCs' 80%.

I want MCs with traumas who went through something and overcame it. And if Voltage Inc likes to make it hard from the beginning, using their families, then there it be. I don't want men characters who went through hell and back to come to MC so that she could fix them. I want MC to have her struggles that don't involve her man. Women's lives don't revolve around their men. They can have struggles outside their relationship.

Don't get me wrong, I understand that it is important to support your partner and everything. I like how the LIs have character development. But if you look at these games, MCs' lives seem so good and careless before meeting their SO. Their problems begin after men appear in their lives. They go through problems that aren't as serious as their partners, while the men save the day and are named heroes.

The family thing is only ONE aspect of the traumas that Voltage gives to MEN in their stories. There are so many struggles that a woman can go through: toxic exes, physically present but morally absent parents (especially fathers), high expectations, double standards, and sexual harassment.

I have had a pretty normal life compared to Voltage Inc men's. But I still can't identify myself with the MCs in here. I'm only 21, and I have seen more sh*t than the MC from "Her Love in the Force" when she entered the Academy. It makes me uncomfortable when I play for a plant from a greenhouse whose strongest personality trait at 23+ is naivety.

I want to live in a world with parents that love me nonetheless, there's no depression, sexual harassment, toxic relationships, messy breakups, divorces, bad relationships with siblings, mental illnesses, double standards, or high expectations. But it's not possible right now, and I want to see problems depicted in fiction to know that I am not alone.

I want to see a LI who goes out of his way to help MC with her problems, at least sometimes. I don't live on this earth to save men from themselves. I also want to have support to overcome my problems.

#her love in the force #irresistible mistakes #oops i said yes #plust loving u so true #plust #romance md: always on call #romance md #tokyo love hustle #voltage inc

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• N E J I x H I N A T A • R A T E D G • 7 8 8 W •

S U M M A R Y: Something cute for the day with our favorite pair. In my mind the events of the story happen before Shippuden

✦ A O 3 - F F . N E T ✦

Happy Valentine's Day

She probably hadn't even flirted with anyone in her life. Being the heiress of the Hyuga made her untouchable, men knew better than to approach her. For a second he empathized with her, it was a difficult position to be, and he certainly didn't envy her. Everybody knew that she liked Naruto, but she was also very shy so, he didn't know if she had ever acted upon it. Maybe? Maybe not? However, the case, one thing could be said without doubt, she was always courageous. And courage was what she would need as the heir of a clan, and in one as big and traditional as theirs, she would face little choice in her love life. She would probably be engaged to someone from within the main branch, with their current clan laws.

Sigh.

‘Shikamaru is right, this is problematic’. He really hoped that she would like it. He still remembered the high-pitched screech Ino had done the moment he said he needed her services for a floral arrangement. He knew this were uncharted waters, it was considered an impertinence, scandalous and inappropriate. So things needed to be done subtly. They couldn’t be seen together, and outside of practice session they didn’t spend much time together since he had been promoted to jounin. But it was a special day, and he wanted to do it for her.

The cold winds of February were not receding, and the low temperatures of the year were still present. He could see the cold clouds forming around him every time he breathed out. The cold wind felt even colder in the outskirts of the village, around the training grounds; where he was waiting for her.

“Ready to go home?”

“I just need to collect my kunais and I’ll be ready”

“Common, it’s freezing, Shino can’t even talk anymore, all his critters have started shutting down, and its starting to affect him”

“Why don’t you go with him, plus I know my house is in an opposite direction, so Shino-kun could get worse really quickly. Take care of him” She winked towards Kiba.

“Will you be all right?”

“Yeah, don’t worry. Good night guys”

“Go-oo-ood nnn-niiiight Hi-na-tah” - Shino stuttered and wheezed his way through the sentence.

She smiled towards them before turning back to the log she had been using for target practice. She picked the first and the second blade, but the moment her finger touch the Hyuga kunai she felt her the electricity run through her chakra system. The signal of another chakra system, alerting her of her surroundings. She took the weapon firmly in her hand, she recognized the signature of course.

He felt her come closer. He knew the moment she had recognized it was him, she was taking her time, but he could not blame her, the last few years had been tumultuous and difficult. They spent more time together training but it couldn’t be considered very significant on a personal level.

“Neji-onisama?”

“Konbawa Hinata-sama”

“Has something happened?” Of course, she would have a reaction like this. They usually didn’t meet here or at this time of the day.

“I… I…” She came closer now, examining the brightness of his eyes and surprised to see a color change around his cheeks. He closed his mouth shut and inhaled deeply . Slowly pulling his arm from behind he pulled the bouquet.

The sunflower had been combined with white flowers and a little bit of greenery to make it appear more abundant and luscious. It was nice that Hinata happened to like sunflowers as much as she did since it also was the official clan flower. He hoped that no one would bat an eye if they saw them in her room. But within the confines of the clan, it was never something to be sure about.

Her eyes got bigger and bigger with surprise, of course she loved them, he didn’t need to ask, a big open smiled now on her face, radiant happiness shinning through her glossy eyes.

“What’s this?”

“Flowers?” now he heard her laugh as a response.

“I know they are flowers, but why?” his face turned three shades darker then, he felt the burning nervousness at the pit of his stomach. She looked questioning to him again.

“It’-s … Valentine’s Day”

He felt her arms wrapping around his neck, bringing him down. He felt the sound of a deep ragged breath close to his ear.

“I’ve never been given flowers for Valentine’s, thank you”

The End.

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everykiba · 2 months

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#everykiba #volume 7 #chapter 59 #chunin exams #kiba inuzuka #kiba #hinata #shino #team 8 #gaara #u cannot see akamaru........ but he is here.... do not dismay..

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thevestigeofvanillaan · 2 years

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Yep this man is the school plug.

And he be with Choji and Kiba doing drugs and runs all the time.

They just be driving around dropping shit off making bank.

His snap is never dry. He's got hoes. And them mfs who ask for shit but he half swipes a lot. He unadds people if someone didn't send them to him.

And that's how you met him.

He goes to your school but you never really acknowledged the fact that he was even there. He wasn't even there half the time.. or he came in super late because he sleeps in.

You were looking for a plug and your friend Kiba had told you Shikamaru's snap and that he's a good one.

I'm walking with Kiba outside. It's dark, and we're on our way to a party.

I'd been looking to smoke thc but I literally can't find a plug.

"Kiba?" I interupt whatever the hell he was ranting about.

"Hm? Whats up baby?" He asks, ignoring his last debate.

"I need a plug. And I can't find anyone." I say softly.

"Ahhh. You know Shikamaru? Pony tail, never shows up, always sleeping in class?" He takes a hit of his nic.

I nod, snatching his pen out of his hand and take a hit, blowing the smoke in Kiba's face.

"He's the ultimate. Add him on snap it's marugetsts." He explains as we reach the house where we hear loud music and see led lights from outside.

"Is he at the party?" I ask while adding him on snap.

"Oh 100 percent." Kiba says, opening the large wooden door, walking into the large castel.

I walk behind him, I hear a snap notification.

He added me back. That was fast.

Shikamaru: yo.

Me: heyyy

Shikamaru: wsg u here?

Me: yea wya

Shikamaru: second floor third room

Me: who's up there

Shikamaru: Choji, waiting on Kiba

Me: Kiba's with me, heading up rn ;)

Shikamaru: igh see ya soon

Read 9:27

"Second floor third room." I tell Kiba and lead him up there.

He follows behind me, pushing through all the people there.

We finally make it and I enter the room.

"Yo." Shikamaru says briefly.

"Heyy." I drag out the y.

"Come're." He pats the spot next to him on the bed.

"Shikamaru can I go get food now that Kiba's here?" Choji asks.

"Hm yeah Kiba you're going with him." Shikamaru nods.

"What? Why do I need to go with him?" Kiba asks frantically.

"Because I'm not sending him down there alone, so go." He points his chin to the door.

"I'm hungry anyways.. let's go Cho." Kiba walks out and Choji follows.

"I heard you were an elite plug or something like that?" I question, not really wanting a genuine answer.

"Only the best." He shrugs and puts a hand on my knee.

"Mm. Give me that." I lean over him to get the vape pen on the opposite side of him on the bed.

I can feel his gaze on me. I can smell that shit eating grin he has on his face right now. I stay in that position for a second and on my way back to where I was sitting I lightly graze his upper thigh portion.

Once I'm sitting back right next to him, my thigh against his, he puts a hand on my thigh and squeezes it.

"So.. It's lush babe." He says as he notices me looking around the pen for the flavor.

I take a hit, tasting the flavor of watermelon hit my tongue so beautifully.

He holds his hand out for me to give it to him and he pulls me onto him.

I'm straddling him, watching him hit the device.

He takes his free hand and opens my mouth, coming closer to me.

For a second I was convinced he was going to kiss me.

Until I see his mouth open slightly and I feel the warm air flow into my mouth.

Once it's done I breathe all the smoke into my lungs.

"Hot damn." He says, slapping my ass with both hands and squeezing tightly, assuring a red mark to be there under my skin tight red dress.

I wrap my arms around his neck and allow them to rest on his shoulders.

We kiss.

I don't even know how it all happened. But it did. Here I am. Kissing the school plug.

I start grinding against him because at this point I'm horny as fuck and in desperate need to get some friction.

"Mm.. so you just realized how sexy I am huh?" He smirks.

"You've always been hot. Just never shot my shot towards the school druggie." I roll my eyes and buck my hips harder.

He grinds back, bucking his hips hard into mine.

I moan loudly, tucking my head into the crook of his neck.

"Fuck baby.." He groans out.

"Uh.. Maru p-please." I moan.

I'm practically bouncing on his clothed cock.

"Want it?" He asks softly, pulling up my dress to reveal the top of my lacey panties.

"Please." I bring my head up and unbuckle his dad belt, pulling his pants down.

He pulls down my panties and leads his tip to my entrance.

I slide down on his large cock.

It hurt like hell at first but fuck it felt so good.

I rode his cock.

Bouncing up and down.

" 'm close Maru.." I moan out.

"Cum baby. Cum all over my cock f'me." He says softly and sensually.

That made the knot in my stomach snap.

I came all over him, and continued riding out my high until he cums inside me.

Our heavy breathing mixes.

We hear knocking on the door.

"Let us in!!" We hear Kiba yell out.

I quickly get up and pull my panties back up, wobbling everywhere.

I pull my dress down and by then he's fully put together again.

I go let them in and Kiba smirks at me.

"So cheif, why was the door locked?" He asks.

"It wasn't, fuckin weakling. Yall just can't build up enough strength to open a fuckin door." Shikamaru says before I can respond.

I nod and giggle.

Oh my lord.

I walk back to sit next to him.

"You on birth control?" He whispers to me.

#shikamaru smut #naruto #naruto shikamaru #shikamaru nara #naruto smut #naruto one shots #sasuke naruto #shikamaru x y/n #im high asf

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punk-pandame · 1 year

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Punky's Kinktober 2022 Masterpost

to the anons in my inbox: i see your messages, and i raise you this! kinktober 2022 masterpost for you! they're also all in the same series on ao3 here <3 if anyone (including me XD) ends up making fanart for any of these fics i'll link those here too! thanks so much for your support!

10/1- A: Aftercare/Anal- Neji x Tenten

10/2- B: Barosmia/Body Worship- Kakashi x Gai

10/3- C: Choking/Cockwarming- SNS

10/4- D: Dirty Talk/Double Penetration- Kisame x Obito

10/5- E: Edging/Erotica- Kakashi x Obito

10/6- F: Femdom/Fisting- Ino x Sai

10/7- G: Gagging/Gloryhole- SNS

10/8- H: Hair-Pulling/Humiliation- Hashirama x Madara

10/9- I: Ice Play/Impact Play- Suigetsu x Karin

10/10- J: Jerking Off/Joydogging- Itachi x Deidara

10/11- K: Kitchen Sex/Knife Play- SNS

10/12- L: Leather/Lingerie- Sakura x Karin

10/13- M: Massage/Mirror Sex- Shikamaru x Neji

10/14- N: Nantaimori/Nipple Play- Chouji x Karui

10/15- O: Office Sex/Outdoor Sex- SNS

10/16- P: Pet Play/Phone Sex- Kankurou x Kiba

10/17- Q: Queening/Quickie- Shikamaru x Temari

10/18- R: Ritual Sex/Roleplay- SNS

10/19- S: Sensory Deprivation/Shibari- Kakashi x Gai

10/20- T: Teasing/Touchless Sex- SNS

10/21- U: Uniform/Urethral Sounding- Kakashi x Yamato

10/22- V: Vibrators/Voyeurism- SNS (+ Hinata as POV)

10/23- W: Wall Sex/Wax Play- SNS

10/24- X: eXhibitionism/X-Frame- Hidan x Kakuzu

10/25- Yiffing/Yoni Egg- Hinata x Kiba

10/26- Z: Zappers/Zelophilia- Orochimaru x Tsunade (+ Jiraiya)

10/27- Cuckolding/Threesome- Iruka x Kotetsu x Izumo

10/28- Foreplay/Group Sex- SNS

10/29- 420/69- SNS

10/30- Love Potion/ Sex Pollen- Shino x Hanabi

10/31- Bloodplay/Monsterfucking- SNS

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edai-crplpnk · 1 year

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Hey hey! So i havent fully read ur fics (its on my to read list but uh..... Im really bad at actually reading stuff on there djdndn one day i shall read ur entire fic list) but ive liked what ive seen so far so ur really high on my to read list and i saw u post the new chapter for the smell of the rain and i didnt see it was a multip chap at first so i just started reading it sjsjsjdj and this line specifically took me out so bad that i couldnt finish the chapter the day i started reading it bc i just kept laughing every time i went back to read it.

"he had always thought of himself as the kind of person to be able to make rational down-to-earth decisions no matter what – which was a delusion already, Kankurou’s memories of his first exchange with Shino are definitely infused with a lot of acting on impulse and out of spite –" like this is just fucking gold its so hilarious hello? Anyway. This has made me eant to read all ur works like right this second so expect a lot of kudos ig?? Idk what the point of this was i just wanted to let u know how much that line made my day and it felt awkward leaving it as a comment when i actually hadnt fully read the series. Hdjdjdd so ye. But im loving what ive read so far! The way u characterise is really fun! Hope u have a good day/night ty for sharing ur writing with us!

No judgement, I am bad at getting myself to read things too haha

I just love the idea of Shino being like- this guy that really imagines that he is calm and not emotional and not the type to make decisions on impulse and everything (not like a certain somebody) (kiba) when he is truly easily overwhelmed by emotions and generally not great at dealing with them.

And it doesn't help that a lot of people do see him like that too. He's the nerd with the monotonous voice that you can always go to to ask a question and is always available and will answer even you don't listen to him 9 times out of 10. He serves that role both within the konoha 13 and within team 8 between Kiba's impulsivity and Hinata's shyness/emotional sensibility. He's meant to be the down-to-earth guy and he's not.

He repeatedly gets angry and frustrated in the canon but it's barely ever listened to because he's not good at expressing it in a way that sounds serious enough. And also I think he's not great at handling irrational and unanticipatable things, like his own emotions. He needs to be able to rationalise and makes sense of things and have explanations and justifications. And on the one hand, it does help because he spends a lot of time thinking his choices through and explaining them, but on the other, when he is faced with an emotion that is too strong or unexpected to be able to be channeled through reason, he as absolutely no tools to deal with it and he's just overwhlmed.

In conclusion, yes, I think he's the type of guy to make implulsive and maybe misinformed decisions because he's horny and he has a crush and the whole time he is internally staring at himself thinking "god why the fuck am I doing this???" lmao

Coincidentally, for the "why is Shino a teacher in Boruto where did that come from" crowd (I'm not judging, I get it), I think this why he's both good and bad with children. He's good at containing people and providing a cohesive and explained framework, justifying rules and letting space for them to be debated reasonably so that things make sense, and I think that's valuable for a lot of kids who often get assigned random rules and you have to follow them because that's what rules are for and adults decide. But also, children have many emotions often, they can be chaotic, especially a group of them, and, once again, when being consistent and fair and justifying himself does not suffice to make this manageable, he is probably quite quickly out of other options.

Anyway, I love him!

Please enjoy my 135k words of KankuShino as you please, I hope you'll have fun!

(another time maybe o can write about how, coincidentally, makes him both very similar and the opposite to Kankurou haha)

#shino aburame #character study #naruto #naruto headcanon #naruto headcanons

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opens-up-4-nobody · 2 years

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Naruto shippuden things that made me lose my mind (ep 388-413):

I did not realize thst gaara was explicitly sent to the chunin exams so that he would explode and destroy konoha. Jesus.

And in the course of a single episode they made hanabi a more interesting character than hinata

Tits out madara ftw 💃

Madara: I will drain the sage energy from hashirama and absorb it in my face titty

Why does madara stand like that 🤣

Madara throwing a spear through Tobirama's head almost made me choke on an orange

Obito: I won't have much to say to rin on the other side (no u won't. Fuck u.)

Neji, stop fantasizing abt naruto ur taking a ninja exam

Apparently there's a time of year in Suna where giant scorpions prowl the desert at night bc the naruto land is a hellscape

OK Kiba's naruto obsession is somehow the weirdest of all other characters bc it feels inironically delusional

I like how team kurinai has 2 characters that should be over powered (and then there's kiba) but they still suck so bad at fighting

Tenten: I'd like to prefect my own special jutsu like lee and neji. Gai: why? We do so well with u as our support (I'm gonna kill every jounin in konoha)

Glowsticks exist in the naruto universe apparently. Nice.

After all we've been thru the chunin exams truely feel like meaningless arbitrary bullshit

Tenten: have I really gotten stronger since the last chunin exam? Gai: ...well, u should have... tho we can't really see it (hey, gai, can u fucking stop???)

I love that the outtro starts with madara standing around looking cool. I love him.

Gaara: I know there was a lot of opposition to my becoming kazekage (yea, that's what happens when u try to elect a child with a massive body count of ppl within the village he's being elected to lead? Whose idea was that?)

#suna is full of clowns #woof this was a long stretch. prob the 1st time i felt like i was slogging thru it #mostly bc i just dont like the chunin exams. anime trials make me mad lmao #also everyone looked pretty bad coming out of it except team gai. they were great #glad to b back to the main plot for a sec?#naruto ramblings #naruto #unrelated

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