In a human AU, Virgil is a five-year-old and Patton is his dad. Patton works from home a lot, and since Virgil is good at sit-quietly-while-Dad-is-busy as long as he's fairly content, Patton lets him sit on his lap while he works if Virgil wants to. Virgil likes cuddling and often ends up dozing off in Patton's lap.
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REVIEWING ASIDES VIDEO CAUSE YEA!
• roman being joy bc he has to be the main character and he is really trying to fit this role
• patton being sadness
• thomas pointing to the phone and looking at seemingly no one
• janus being perfect, as always
• roman bring up how he's controlling
• his immediately shutting down the idea of scrolling again
• logan doing crosswords without a pencil in hand
• roman saying "lo-gan"
• janus saying "here it goes" implies that this has happened before
• everyone telling remus no
• the very common idea that an animal will get into your plumbing
• logan's face
• roman gripping his hat
• the sound effect
• "joyman" being a play off roman
• patton agreeing with remus on buzzkill roman
• roman holding his tongue after patton said that
• janus yawning
• remus
• the "yay" sound effect
• the deep "i can't do this"
• janus is casted perfectly
• virgil's pigtail hair
• the multiple "oh"s
• roman covering his mouth with a frown on it
• remus's laugh then saying he looks stupid
• janus is amazing
• the thank yous
• janus and remus being bribed
• they have played this in the past
• remus being best friends with virgil
• janus agreeing then bring up Maya Hawke
• roman immediately having a miscommunication error and yelling at janus
• janus just staring at him
• "hi bud" double wave
• all the heads shaking
• remus
• "simply because we both wear neckties. No for other reason."
• roman making logan angry just to prove a point
• roman saying they like virgil better
• the smiles
• thomas's jaw dropped
• patton avoided eye contact
• janus's look
• roman's noises
• logan's face, bring back up his crosswords
• remus saying what needs to be said
• virgil wanted to win in a fight
• everyone agreeing, expect remus
• the look
• "interrupting cow"
• roman singing for 3 hours and virgil threatening to kill him
• "buddy"
• janus face looking like a wine mom again
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Virgil is a little kid and Patton is his dad. Recently, Virgil has started asking for two glasses of water during their bedtime routine-- one for him, which he drinks, and one for the monster under his bed, which he leaves on the floor. In the morning, the second glass is always just as empty as the first. Virgil says the monster is dark and fuzzy and not mean, and it sometimes comes up to cuddle with him when it’s cold and when it’s not too shy.
Most parents would dismiss this or, in the extremely unlikely possibility that they didn’t, would become very concerned.
Patton is not most parents.
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All Sides: *all speaking over each other at once*
Logan: Everyone, one speaker at a time please...
All Sides: *continue bickering*
Logan: GUYS! SHUT UP!
All Sides: *continue shouting*
Logan: ... well, since no one is listening, no one will hear about that sex dream I had about Remus…
All Sides:
Logan: Oh so NOW you guys have stopped talking? I hate you all.
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