#kid meme

[misak04]

Me, a 20 year old waiting for my mom to tell the doctor what's wrong with me. 👶

#meme #fun #funny #funny memes #foryou #doctor meme #kid meme #grown up #mom memes #memes #funny post #funny stuff #for you #foryopage #tumblr #tumbler #laugh #laughter #laughable #misak04

[multimuseticles]

If they had a kid - Neka and Yuyuko~

If they had a kid meme!

send me a pair name and I’ll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child.

Name: Mika Saigyouji

Gender: Male

General Appearance: He has a fairly feminine appearance with messy pink hair. He's quite short too, only standing at 5'1"

Personality: He's very soft spoken and loves to cook. He's gentle and very kind to people, especially his parents. He loves to cuddle but he's way too nervous to ask his parents to cuddle him, so he tends to cuddle with a body pillow.

Special Talents: He's an excellent cook!

Who they like better: He loves both of his parents equally

Who they take after more: He takes from both of them, but mostly Neka

Personal Head canon: He has a body pillow and two covers for it, one of each of his parents. He keeps this a secret from them.

Face Claim: Itsuki Mitsutagawa from Shadowverse Flame

#ooc #nekasu #kid meme

[xmamaunicornx]

#mom life #parenting #parenting memes #things kids say #kid meme #meme

[ritzy-cervidae]

‘REGRESS’

@a-hazbin-spider ?

SEND ‘REGRESS’ TO MEET MY MUSE AS A CHILD.

Wide fearful hazel eyes stared up at the scary white and pink monster and Alastor quickly hide under a chair in the lobby with a terrified cry, the 5 year old didn't know where he was and everything was scary!!

"Who you?? ya gonna eat me toes??"

@a-hazbin-spider

#a hazbin spider #kid meme #from the letter box #Beloved petals on the backs of Doves (Angel ❤️ Alastor)

[redlips-blooddrops-deux]

if they had a kid vashlily :3c

Name: Zoe

Gender: female

General Appearance: Slender, a bit dainty compared to her mom, medium-length blond hair, bright blue eyes. Fair skin, generally very healthy young girl. Has a beauty mark near her eye like Vash

Personality: Cheerful and despite where she lives optimistic and hardworking child. Often seen reading or helping workers in the cabaret from an early age. Attentive and listens carefully with a whole lotta curiosity. Most workers adore her and would fight anyone who tries something suspicious against her.

Special Talents: Quick on her feet can maintain her balance with ease. Excellent memory, at times Lily thinks she noticed some odd glows on lil girl but she isnt sure.

Who they like better: She likes both equally! Just misses Vash more since he cant stay too long. Would often wait for him by the window where she can see everything clearly.

Who they take after more: Vash....super sweet child but can be sharp as Lily when needed

Personal Head canon: Zoe adores listening to her fathers adventures and writing them down. Since she promsied one day she will publish a book of memoirs about him! She hates seeing wanted posters and would take them off herself...though she keeps one in her room.

Face Claim:

#ic #answered #meme game #kid meme #needlenxggin #look at this pure child #mama is confused how is this so cute

[whatwastelanders]

Kid Meme: Novac/Holly

[Prompt]

Name: Laurel "Relly" Conley O'Rourke

Gender: Female

General Appearance: Pale blonde hair, about mid-back length and often kept tied up in various hairstyles to keep it out of her face; lively blue-green eyes; a smattering of freckles across her face and shoulders. Mojave scavver clothing, ie, whatever she can scrounge up that fits her overall vibe. (Loose-fitting t-shirts, tank tops; jeans; boots; various hats; etc)

Personality: Optimistic; clever; merciful; tolerant; generous; cheerful. If there's one word to describe Laurel O'Rourke it's bubbly. Even as a baby, Laurel was all smiles and giggles.

Special Talents: Music - singing as well as guitar and banjo. Would immediately bond to ukulele if she ever found one.

Who they like better: Holly

Who they take after more: Novac

Personal Headcanon: While Travis may have greatly improved with his DJ'ing by the time Laurel came around, there was something special about a live performance. Often complimented on her soft, almost haunting vocals, Relly (as she came to be known over the station), performed covers and original music a few times a week at the radio station, earning her a loyal following.

Faceclaim: Emily Kinney

#akickinthehead #saltyspitfire #asks! #kid meme #create a kid

[lizzydobbs]

LIZZY. I’m throwing in a late entry because I can’t believe I didn’t do it yesterday. Alexander/Anna kid

Name: Alexander "Alex" Lambton II 

Gender:  Male

General Appearance: The spitting image of his father at his age, but he has his mother's kind eyes. 

Personality: Adventurous; affectionate; ambitious, athletic; articulate; caring; clever; compassionate; creative; generous; impulsive; insecure; protective; reckless; short-tempered; stubborn; trustworthy; well-intentioned

Special Talents: Excellent marksmen, good with a sword, always had a knack for history and geography and is kind of a closeted nerd in that way, he also isn't a bad sketch artist (a talent he learned from his mother ❤️) but he keeps that one a secret since his father has told him that it is "a waste of a man's time to employ himself with pastimes that are only suitable for women"

Who they like better: Although he has been seeking his father's approval his entire life, Alex is closer with and loves his mother more. I feel like he would have been kept away from his Calvert family members who would have shown any affection (Aunt Rose & Uncle Charles) and his mother was the only one who consistently showed him love and kindness and without her, he would truly be lost. 

Who they take after more: He inherited his father's pride and temper, but his mother's empathy and kindness. As the eldest son of Alexander Lambton, it was drilled into his head from the day he was born that he would one day be king and as Alexander's heir, he must live up to all his father's expectations of him. I feel like Alexander and Anna would have had more children than just the one, but Alex would have been the only one Alexander ever paid attention to. His father would simultaneously put immense amounts of pressure on him, but at the same time, ignore giving his son any instruction or advice. He expected perfection without giving his son the resources to perfect it, and Alex struggled for a very long time with feelings of inadequacy. His frustrations would often erupt in fits of rages that he would often take out on those he loved the most (his mother, his friends, his younger siblings, etc), but unlike when his father became angry, Alex would become overwhelmed with feelings of guilt and shame, but feel that to express any sense of remorse would be to show weakness. 

Personal Head canon: When Alex got to be a certain age, I feel like he might have spent some time with his Uncle Howard learning how to hunt sorcerers, since his father despises them so much, I think he would have felt that if he could prove that he was invaluable in the effort to completely destroy them, that his father would respect him. I definitely think his mother tried to stop him, but he wouldn't have it and they had some kind of big argument before he left.  I think he probably did an excellent job with his training and probably even helped to capture several sorcerers during his time with his uncle and he returned home to an impressed father who was finally starting to show him that he was proud. However, it didn't take Alex long after that to realize that his mother was also a sorcerer, and he realizes how wrong he had been. I'm not sure if this would result in some kind of showdown with his dad or if he would just sneak his mother and siblings back to Valeria, but I think that realization would be a huge turning point for Alex and his character. Also, I feel like he was just hugely protective of his mother and siblings in general and did a lot to shield them from his father's anger, when possible! (And then he felt even worse about himself when he couldn't protect them from his own anger!!!! I think at least one of his sisters was probably afraid of him and tbh that broke his heart)

Face Claim: Young Leonardo DiCaprio

#kid meme #the valerian wars #alexander lambton #anna calvert #howard calvert #rose calvert #charles calvert

[wardenofthetracks]

Dad... You might wanna sit down for this. I think I... like cars.

[Future Kid meme!]

Ingo sits when prompted, immediately putting his head in his hands at the big reveal.

"Cars..." He eventually repeats. "How, how much? Interests can differ, I respect that, you are your own person, but cars? With their environmental impact and inherently dangerous design, it's influence on urban sprawl and the isolation of communities?"

" Are you saying they are simply advantageous in key circumstance, or going to advocate for them over trains- or, hell, even busses? Have you thought about busses? We could show you a very nice bus, you should maybe consider that-"

#((ingo absolutely struggling to accept that his kid likes cars fjenckefnskcnskcns #the ONE THING hed struggle with #ask games #kid meme

[iri-desky]

GET KOSA TRENDING.

STOP SCROLLING NOW!

AS OF FEBRUARY 21ST, 2024, WE GOT FIVE DAYS UNTIL THE DAY OF DECISION OF THE KOSA BILL, WHICH WILL CAUSE MASS CENSORSHIP ROUND THE INTERNET IF PASSED. WE NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW ABOUT THIS AND CONTRIBUTE. I'M NOT GIVING UP ON YOU ALL.

(IMPORTANT UPDATE: Kosa will not necessarily pass on the 26th. It only has the support to pass in Senate, and we STILL HAVE TIME. That being said, time is of the essence.)

WE'RE DOWN TO THE WIRE BUT WE CAN'T GIVE UP YET. IF WE GIVE UP, EVERYTHING IS OVER. IF WE DON'T, AT LEAST WE HAVE A CHANCE.

I'M THE ONE WHO SOUNDED THE ALARM, AND I'M NOT GOING TO CURL UP AND DIE YET.

Reblog this post in every LEGAL way you can under the Tumblr guidelines with the appropriate tags. TELL AND TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW, then add the tags to see below... and more if you can think of any complying.

Visit badinternetbills.com if you want to find a way to defeat KOSA. It WILL NOT take much of your time. Reblog with any other information or sources, too-- but make sure to reblog if you can.

Reblog if you support lgbtq+ content.

Reblog if you support questioning queer youth and/or abused youth getting the information they need.

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Reblog if you're going to repost this on other sites than Tumblr and spread the word across Twitter, Tik Tok, Pinterest, or elsewhere, alongside the link to badinternetbills.com.

Reblog if you think KOSA is unfair and shouldn't be anyone's problem -- including the adults ALL OVER THE DAMN EARTH forced to face the mass censorship it causes because "think of the American Children!".

Reblog if you support internet activism and Palestine.

Reblog if you hate fascism or censorship, and don't want actually serious and helpful conversations censored on the internet.

Reblog if you value the internet in any way at all whatsoever.

CHECK THIS PETITION, TOO! https://www.change.org/p/stop-the-kosa?recruiter=1331807538&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=sms&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial&utm_term=psf&recruited_by_id=57368c40-d0fd-11ee-98f7-2175430f819f&share_bandit_exp=initial-36809664-en-US

(Also, please reblog with at least "stop kosa" as a tag and not "kosa". I made the mistake of not adding just "kosa" as a tag...)

We won't let this stand any longer. Let's start a riot and get this trending.

#meme #memes #kosa bill #Stop kosa #bad internet bills #stop censorship #anti censorship #internet censorship #internet freedom #internet culture #Internet #signal boost #media preservation #social media #social justice #archive of our own #Ao3 #stop kids online safety act #very important post #important #anti conservative #antifascist #Fanfic #Fanfiction #Headcanons #LGBT #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbtq rights #lgbtq community

[thatrandomblogsays]

I’m so happy for them

[Image Description: Castiel from Supernatural is saying I love you, underneath is an image of Dean Winchester with the caption: “After four months of striking the WGA has a reached a tentative agreement & finalizing the contract. If all goes well writers will get to return to work with better pay and protections. They did it. Go unions”]

(Source)

#wga solidarity #wga strong #after months of watching union busting and anti union tactics #wga is coming out strong #hopefully sag is next! #writers strike #support unions #wga strike #sag strike #supernatural meme #destiel #destiel meme #workers rights #fuck the amptp #destiel news #mine #we’ve hit the note amount where people start fighting in the notes #stop fighting kids #but also the strike was absolutely necessary #withholding labor is how unions negotiate for better rights #the CEOs are multimillionaires who refused to pay proper wages #they needed to receive heavy losses so they’d actually come to the table listen to union demands

[typhlonectes]

#trans issues #lgbtq+ #parenting #kids #children #politics #memes #family

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

#submission #video #tiktok #videos #meme #tiktoks #cc #bugs #no i was like this as a kid. like in primary school age

[talaricula]

Things I've seen tumblr memeing about James Somerton doing à la "How did no one see how bigoted he was!" as if those things haven't been a significant part of tumblr culture for over a decade :

Presenting untrue and bordering on conspiratorial versions of (queer or otherwise marginalised) history without any sources

Completely disregarding and disrespecting any expertise on socio-cultural topics/humanities and distrusting academics and historians (incl. acting as if no academics or historians could be queer or marginalised)

Downplaying the role misogyny played in the historical oppression of queer women and concluding that queer men must have been more oppressed than queer women

Bi women are, at best, not as queer as "real" queer ppl, and at worst, simply equivalent to straight women

Despite nominal trans inclusivity, transmasculine ppl are functionally women when convenient (combined with the above, bi transmascs are functionally straight women)

Despite nominal trans inclusivity (bis), shamelessly attacking, threatening and actively endangering any trans woman who questions them or smth they find important (often by unfairly presenting her as violent or as a threat)

Having absolutely fucking wild and reductive takes about ace ppl, the oppression they face and their place in the queer community

Stating that marriage equality is an assimilationist fight while completely ignoring its direct roots in the horrifying consequences of the AIDS crisis for partners of ppl who died of AIDS

Praising western media creators from the past for queer coding even under censure and in the same breath condemning current non western media creators for being homophobic bc their representation isn't explicit enough

Blaming China for all existing homophobic censoring in western media

Assuming all queer media would be better told by western creators and by western standards

Only out queer ppl get to tell queer stories

Heavily criticising almost all queer media created by women or ppl they see as such (see above points about trans ppl) or involving/starring a significant amount of women for any perceived or real amount of "problematicness", but fawning over and praising and negating criticism of queer media created by and starring mostly or even functionally exclusively men (even when it could be argued that, you know, not involving/seriously sidelining women is a pretty clear example of misogyny which should probably be considered "problematic")

And I'm probably forgetting stuff or there's stuff I have internalised myself and don't recognise as an issue

Like idk but I feel like the takeaway from Hbomberguy and Toddintheshadow's videos should maybe be "be aware of such patterns in your communities bc they definitely exist" and not "this guy is uniquely awful" and I feel like a lot of the discussion I've seen surrounding this has been severely failing at that. Most ppl who've spent any significant amount of time on tumblr prob either have internalised at least one of those thought patterns, have had to de-internalise them, or have had to be extremely vigilant to not internalise them (which is done by, you know, seeking out other sources, which also seemed like an important takeaway from the videos)

#Also I'm saying this as someone who actually watched quite a few of Somerton's videos #And noticed those patterns and stopped watching bc I recognised them from here #and had already learned to unlearn them after being so exposed to them here #And tbh I think anyone who hasn't had the luck or made the conscious choice to seek out ppl who pushed against those narratives #Would absolutely have fallen for this man's bullshit. Like let's not kid ourselves we see takes like this every day on this hellsite #2014 me would have. For sure. #This is next to the plagiarism issue which as Harris points out is an Internet wide issue and this includes tumblr #James Somerton #hbomberguy #todd in the shadows #This brought to you by a conversation with my wife yesterday #So many ppl on here don't deserve to meme or be this self absolvingly critical of this man #The call is coming from inside the house #The man has a tumblr it would legit not surprise me if some of the things he supposedly made up himself he did actually get from somewhere #And that somewhere was a tumblr post

[destinationtoast]

My grandmother is Japanese and really likes to give gifts. Often those gifts are Japanese desserts or other food, but sometimes she just slips me cash, folded up inside a tiny, beautiful envelope. But she likes to pretend she's not giving me money, so when possible, she'll hide it somewhere that I will find later.

Today I spent the afternoon with her doing chores and tech support, and she clearly felt this warranted a significant gift in return (no matter that I enjoyed myself). But she forgot to slip something into my pocket or bag before I left, so instead she rushed outside as I was starting my car, making the old-school "roll down the window" gesture. Once I complied, she was forced to acknowledge she was handing me money, but she also tried to minimize the gesture.

The result was that she said, "Thank you, dear! I just wanted you to be able to... to buy yourself a hamburger," and then handed me a darling little envelope that turned out to contain $100. And all I could think was:

#we live in california and even here that's a lot of hamburger #do kids these days still know the old signal for #roll down the window #? #do they still use it? #it does have the advantage of being distinctive #in a way that holding down an imaginary button does not #toasty life #the value of a hamburger #memes #it's one banana michael #op #50 #100 #500 #1K #5K #10K

[clarisse-doodles]

inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

#sorry this was funnier in my head #but after i read that post I COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT #gen z batkids is the most Cursed thing i've read today and i love it #at first i had so many Thoughts about how my brain CANNOT reconcile tim as anything but a 90s kid but then i read that line about damian and #i feel like they'd mess with him sometimes by randomly quoting memes in unison #almost started to overthink how in This Particular Timeline jason might have missed out on this meme because he was Not Alive #but for the purposes of this silly joke i choose to believe dates are irrelevant #that is all thank you #clarisse doodles #batfam #damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd

[leggywormy]

It's end of May, yall know what that means

#pride month #pride #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbtq+ #trans rights #trans #gay #bisexual #asexual #aromantic #aroace #lesbian #queer #non binary #protect trans kids #protect queer kids #safe space #its gonna be may #tumblr memes