#kiddo phase

[tippenfunkaport]

After the war, prolonged exposure to Swift Wind causes Melog to invent its own annoying catch phrase.

#and thus continues the harmless nonsense poll of the day trend #only Catra can hear this catch phase and she is SUFFERING #fun fact: three of these are from a fanfic my kiddo wrote immediately after the finale called The Melog Diaries #the last one is from super kitties #we watch so much super kitties in this house I have just started saying you gotta be kitten me unironically #melog #spop #shera #she ra #polls #swift wind

[chicken-wayng]

My little cousin's birthday party is this weekend, and since she's finally growing out of her Harry Potter phase (it's a cannon event, I can't interfere) and asking for new book recommendations I decided to just get her the next phase. I'm very happy because I was able to get the same set design my mom got for me when I was 13

#pjo #pjo stuff #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #percy jackson vs harry potter phase #i pray you dont have this app but regarless happy 13th birthday kiddo

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

I was gonna write "taking psychic damage from the adults in his life" but that would imply he's got adults in his life.

#wake of the clash #webcomic #superhero #comic art #drawing wake again tonight #it's pencils time eeheh #gonna do one more page until switching to inks phase #poor ghostie #sorry kiddo

[weirdcultstuff]

My therapist: so do you think this could be an example of thinking about and making a plan for a scenario of scarcity - which hasn’t happened yet - as a way to feel a sense of control when you’re feeling anxious?

Me:

#one time my dad went on a diet phase and we all had to do it with him #and that’s when I actually started learning how to forage from the yard and woods #eating thistle root with my sister #hiding food between the boxes in the storage room #hiding the kids Tylenol so they’d buy more so we wouldn’t run out the next time the kiddos got sick #and now I have a ton of random shit I don’t need and it’s annoying but I’m PREPARED for improbable things

[c-kiddo]

good news everyone. in ep 32 of campaign 2 fjord fully /srs tells cad to “go make some tea and shut the fuck up for a second” lmao (context: cad was being rude and autistic @ gustav)

#kiddo say #i lov early campaign its so good #i especially love th phase of tmn just being liek What the fuck is that. @ cad existing

[qprstobin]

I know people love baking Steve but I think while he would be good at cooking he's not as good at baking. Cooking he can just say fuck it and throw whatever he has on hand in a pot sometimes for a stew or gets gifted fun spices by neighbors that he can experiment with. He can play around with things in the kitchen esp if he's lazy or tired or having a bad head day but baking? Too precise too much math this is a strange science that is too tetchy for him he will stick to store bought mixes thank you

#steve harrington #steve #this isnt a hard set headcanon for me i think in hs he had to learn how to cook for himself #as a growing teen who was a student athlete and probably had his mom going thru weird health phases #you have to consume a lot of carbs as an athlete and theres only so many times you can eat plain chicken and pasta before you start #to experiment a little #i dont think hed be like cooking beef wellington but i think he steals recipes out of his moms magazines #(steve is a magazine hoe okay) #but baking? complicated you do one thing wrong its fucked #my best friend has a degree in baking and pastries #watching her bake is like watchingn someone fondict a science experiment or perform witchcraft #i think the kiddos would enjoy baking tho

[supafrootee]

the snk references in tmnt mutant mayhem had me rolling like DONNIE???

#tmnt mutant mayhem #it was so funny #i was like ong i had a snk phase when i was your age too 🥲 #donnie... i ❤️ you kiddo

[fortheturnstiles]

re: the beatles i was a george girlie in my first beatles phase as a kid and i remain a george girlie today. paul is close second because i really love wings & his solo career after the beatles but g is my number one forever and ever

#thinking about how the beatles were probably my first major music obsession/fixation as a kiddo #and i phased in and out of beatlemania over the years but those bitches have Remained. for a very long time #sgt pepper’s was the first record i ever had and i still have it now :') #feeling sentimental over the beatles nobody look at me rn

[a-lil-perspective]

Keidala has the same energy as Arthur’s sister D.W. going up to the “keep out” sign on the door with her hands on her hips declaring, “That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!”

#same energy XD #I swear I think of it every time #that’s her in a meme XD #jfjdhddh #ooh I should do memes on the batcher’s kiddos lolol #like assign memes #also I do 1000% think Asher goes through a phase where he puts up a ‘keep out keida’ sign on his bedroom door jfjdhdhdh #keidala #keida baby #keida #female ramser’ika #chaotic little gremlin #d.w #it’s a lil thing

[demonsfate]

which  i  haven’t  reblogged  any  “interact  with  my  muse  as  a  child”  meme  because  your  muse  could  be  like,  “hey!  jin!”  and  jin  just  acts  like  he  didn’t  even  hear  you,  and  just  walks  away  and  goes  to  play  with  his  toys  -  still  completely  ignoring  you.

#✏️ - ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏsᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ // (ooc) #// honestly the best way to interact with kiddo jin is watching his fav shows together #// other than that... kiddo jin doesn't rly interact with ANYONE that much #// unless they're someone he's very close to #// and dj was dormant during this phase so you won't see him #// THO A KID DJ WOULD'VE BEEN VERY INTERESTING...

[bones-n-bookles]

Finally sat down and took pics of the photos and illustrations in this >:) some of these are also of graphs which I'm very :0 about but will take more time to figure out if I do post them. Gotta translate captions and then actually queue them but that won't take too long :)

#idle chatter #got through the anxiety phase of holiday angst and have been floundering in the depression phase #but starting to feel like a human again finallu #and just in time as my photoshoot of kiddos from jackal will be all posted in a few days #got some sketching done as well #some coydog kiddos <333 #just lighthearted stuff for now still

[randomszzz]

I figured I’d finish my neo replay in honor of its anniversary, but wow, shiba’s fight is hard.  I had pretty much decided that mr chameleon was the hardest boss in the main game, and to some degree I still hold that, but still I’ve been able to get through week three hard/lvl1 without much trouble til now. 

When I first played I eased up on the levels when the going got tough, and something snapped inside me when they teased Shiki on day five so after susikichi killed me once I went to normal and gave myself another twenty levels and cruised through the rest of the game.  I was curious to see how these fights would go without that, and really given the ease I had with susukichi shiba blindsided me.  Wrist wound up hurting so I rested a day and finally beat him today, huzzah. 

Also I’ve been using the jp voices for my replay, and xander mobus is fantastic as kubo, but his jp va is also really phenomenal.  Kubo is just having such a grand ol time hamming it up as a cartoony villain, lol.  You can really hear just how much he’s enjoying himself

#twewy #ntwewy #tanzo kubo #Neo The World Ends With You #kubo #I've been relatively lax with stats #just let em eat whatever they liked in the current vicinity #I could never force feed them a strict diet of coffee or alligator #been a while since I played but I killed a t rex as warm up that went fine #twice I lost the third phase with shiba just having the barest sliver of health left arrgh #sooo many attacks #sooo many dodges #I'd get impatient in the first and eat unnecessary damage #sorry kiddos #kubo isn't exactly a complex character but he's having so much fun okay mr evil #good thing unpainted is one of neo's best songs #haven't done soul pulvis yet kinda want to play around on my completed file for a bit

[awesomefroggy]

By the way, in case anyone thought I'd ever hopped off this train

#I live my day-to-day in skinny jeans #Welcome back kiddos how's it feel #It truly was not a phase #froggy talks real life #Yes im using this as an excuse to show off my tattoo

[moonlight-at-dawn]

2nd week of school is going great, kiddo is flipping off his computer and saying "Fuck you, division"

I mean, me too man, but chill.

#i hate division bc i've never been able to do it without working backward with progressive multiplication #it's just so irritating to get through that phase #and it appears kiddo feels even more strongly cause he basically started breaking down after a few problems #yeah it was long division but it's also revisiting stuff not new info and i was walking through it with him every step

[that-student-that-has-homework]

Portgas D. Ace Headcanons 01

Excuse me Oda-sensei, but that 40 year old Ace is simply criminal. Thank you so much for blessing us with him

Anyway! Have some Husband!Ace headcanons For more Ace content please head to my Tumblr MasterList

Ace is, respectfully, a huge simp for his wife

To the extent that the Whitebeard crew straight up jokingly awarded him with a “Biggest Wife Simp” Award

They made it look official and had Whitebeard sign it and everything. There's even a stamp.

Ace has it framed and hung proudly on the wall next to your bachelor’s degree / college diploma / degree in general. 

I feel like despite his own personal insecurities, Ace still manages to be an amazing father

I imagine Ace originally setting out for like one or two kiddos at most (because y'know...what if he's not good enough) and ending up with 3 or 4 kids

Thing is, that’s both your faults.

Ace is tender and goofy with his kids, and he’s so friggin caring: to the extent that…well wouldn’t it be neat to see him with maybe another 2 or 3 kiddos of his own? 

(Your husband is hot okay?)

In his case, he swears you have a unique glow about you when you’re pregnant. But more than that when he sees you with your first born, he suddenly wants a big family with you.

I imagine his kids are an eldest son, then his princess, then the youngest boy who takes after his uncle Luffy.

His kids aren’t parentified. He keeps his issues far, far, away from them. Besides, he’s got you by his side.

He was dedicated to making sure they got as much playtime as possible.

He heard about learning through play, and he is DEDICATED to doing that as much as possible

Ace’s kids are spoiled with affection, but not spoiled brats.

While it’s true he’d give them the world, he’d rather let them go get it themselves. 

For example: when they asked for a tree house, he gave them the greenlight immediately.

But they had to build it themselves.

It was a super fun project lasting a little over two months with the whole family involved.

Oh and the Whitebeard crew helped too.

It took a while to get the design down initially, then the shopping logistics and whatnot (they used a lot of math here - see education via play)

Building the thing took maybe a weekend or two because the Whitebeard Crew and even the Strawhats came over to help

(It was mostly Franky and Usopp doing work, Sanji was cooking with Thatch)

Uncle Luffy was not allowed near the construction zone after an accident.

They almost destroyed the tree house with their partying once

Ace’s kids were not happy and no one was allowed in the backyard for the rest of the night

He makes sure they have proper manners and self-defense skills

You had to help out here, no lie.

He admitted he needed your help, especially after a dinner with Garp where Makino tagged along to see Ace again

He puts all of his kids into martial arts classes

especially his princess - he’s so proud of her when she beats up bullies

He’s not great at discipline though to be honest. He probably goes about it similarly to Garp. 

Ace will not tolerate any of his kids being nasty to their mother. No matter the phase.

You will have to hold him back if you want to let them get their frustration off their chest.

He’ll let them talk, but you’ll have to keep a hand on him somewhere, his arm, his hand, his knee, his shoulder, his back and rub soothing circles

Let’s just say, “talk shit, get hit,” is Ace’s attitude towards anyone being demeaning towards you (more so with adults, not his kids, but that's why they get a scolding)

"Ace my love" (he melts every time you call him that) "the kids’ll start thinking you love me more than them if you do that"

"My kids won’t disrespect their mother though!"

"They’re just venting darling, and when they say or do something that violates my boundaries, I'll be sure to reinforce it. Lead by example right?"

If they ever feel like pissing Ace off for fun they can just say something kinda not nice about you and he'll get mad and they'll flee from him giggling like the little gremlins they are

Ace is veeeeeeeeerry physically affectionate and he isn’t shy about it at all.

At gatherings with the Whitebeard family, he will gladly seat you in his lap, he will happily hug you as you are seated.

His arm is on your waist most of the time.

They tease him to make him tone it down, he does not.

He, in fact, dials it up. Turns up the heat lol.

You have kids? Not in front of them? What do you mean, not in front of the kids? It’s important they know just how much he loves their mama!

So he will continue to be playful with his hugs and kisses and other displays of affection.

It’s nothing too over the top. Just hugs and quick pecks wherever.

Your entire head is fair game for his smooches, your arms (he loves kissing your pulse and then making eye contact, sneaky guy that he is), your shoulders.

Maybe lifting you and spinning you around. Cuddles. Little bites.

He will play-wrestle his kids to “fight” them over getting to cuddle you, and then he’ll just put all his weight on all of you in a group cuddle

Just to let you know, your kids also receive all the warmth and love of his affections.

When his sons are still tiny and adorable, he smooches them all over. The kisses grow less frequent as they grow older, but the hugs do not stop.

Oh no, hugs galore.

Ace still pecks his little princess on her forehead though

When they’re all under ten he’ll wrap them in a hug (after he chased them down and caught them so they’re laughing and screaming) and start smooching their cheeks while they laugh and try to get out of his grasp

Also yes she’s his princess, but that girl has no problem throwing a fully grown man twice her size around, he made sure of it.

I reiterate: Ace is not remotely shy about displays of affection

Like his eldest could have a friend over, and Ace would still launch a full scale hug attack using the rest of his troops (daughter/youngest)

It's complete with screeching, screaming, and a lot of laughter

His kids used to get teased for it, but it didn’t take more than a few conversations for them to instead jeer at the kids that teased them.

"You’re all jealous your parents don’t love you like ours do"

"How sad, your parents don't hug and kiss you"

Their dad, grandpa, uncle - uncles really, are all gremlins - it's in their DNA

The kids are really physically affectionate with each other as a result

Deadass they’ll be kicking the shit out of each other one second and the next they’ll be all cuddled and huddled up playing Mario Kart or something

Ace is his kids’ hero.

His sons aspire to have his level of fitness.

His daughter, when she’s older, uses him as a standard for dating

You're relieved

Ace is touched and a touch nervous, because he is aware of his shortcomings, though he works hard to keep improving

Of course when you look at him, a twinkle in your eyes, and tell him, “I’m so proud of her, I’m so proud of you!” He feels better

When you continue: “if she can find a guy like you, who cherishes her as much as you cherish me, I’d be so happy.”

Ace loves you so much he swears

#portgas d ace x reader #portgas ace x reader #portgas ace x you #one piece x reader #one piece x you #portgas d ace x you #portgas d ace fluff #portgas d ace #portgas d ace fanfic #one piece fanfiction #one piece #ace one piece

[evilminji]

You know what? I just had A Thought(tm)~☆

Danny. Our bby boy. MINDING HIS BUSINESS. Maybe visiting one of his buddies in the Realms after he graduates. When he just?? Get full on tackled from the sky.

And like?

Huh.

THIS hasn't happened in a bit. Not since he's become king. Legit, no one dares. He's honestly kinda missed it. Alright, square up... Mr. Uuuuuh.... Who are you?

And it's this barely formed New Ghost. Still in that glitch-y goopy blob phase and everything. Is Baby. Why... why does this infant Want To Fight God? I mean. He Respects It(tm), no lie, but? Not exactly usual for him?

And it turns out? This dude is some rando hero. He basicly JUST died. By all rights SHOULD be resting and gathering his strength to Form Right. But he's so worried for his team mates and everyone else he CAN'T. Recognized a fellow Hero's Costume even at a distance.

Please. PLEASE! You have to help him! We have to WARN everybody!

And Danny is just? Oh no. This Actual Infant Baby is gonna Anxiety himself to Actual Second Death at this rate. Yes! Sure! Just CALM DOWN! Anything you need buddy! BREATHE.

And this dude? Who died? Is legit a minor player who got WAY too deep but refused to abandoned People In Need(tm). It happens. It HURTS. But he saved a LOT of lives before he went down. Him and his team were just some Minor Heros from Belarus. How they ended up in deep space? Even THEY couldn't tell you.

They couldn't even bring him home.

He forgives them.

He could NEVER blame his friends. Not for this. The planet is in danger. Some... some THING. An invasion. The League has to be made aware. He DIED helping a planet try to evacuate all that they could. He... at least he...

He can't remember if the Eggs got out. They... they're like babies. A whole room full of toddlers who couldn't run. They had to de-connect from the main building to lift it out. He can't... can't...

He saved them... right? Held on.. long enough? Why can't he.. he...

Danny has to make him focus be for the kid spirals. Don't think of your last moments. Purpose. You NEED to do something right now, right?

Right! The League! We gotta warn them! And... okay. Danny can totally do that. (What LEAGUE??!) He DEFINITELY knows who you are talking about and will tell them Right Away. YOU however are gonna rest up.

So he leaves the kiddo with Lunch Lady. Mother and Frightening Matriarch Extraordinaire. Lunch Box promises to SIT on him if he tries to sneak off. Good kid. Now eat your soup before you BECOME soup.

Time to bully the eyeballs. Whoms't the F*ck is this "league"? And where does he find it? Talk. He has sand and he's not afraid to use it. Don't MAKE him get out the pepper grinder! Yeah. That's what he THOUGHT.

After much, prolonged and unnecessary, whining and dramatic threatening... he gets a printed out map. Cheapskates even used flimsy paper. He gets there. Jaunt is even kinda nice. He says hi to a few folks he hasn't seen in a while.

Opens a portal.

Steps out.

Gets punched in the face. RUDE! He punches the flying blue man back. Dents their wall. Not even a LITTLE sorry about that now! See if HE does you a favor aga-... is that his Ex? John?

John! Constantine you B@STARD. YOU OWE ME 20 BUCKS. *Ten different hands slap a twenty on the table at his feet, including Constantine. Who is refusing to look at anybody.* Well, okay then. Debt payed. Gonna buy himself a shake or something, after this.

ANYWAY~ Good News Or Bad News?

He is met with silence. It's like they've never seen an ethereal, giant, glowing man with a suit that looks like a cut out of the night sky, step out of an eye searing rip in reality before. Man they're lives must be boring. But frankly? Danny can wait. It's not HIS reality that's gonna get messed up. He can take care of it if the wanna be Wah Babies. Good News or Bad News??? Pick one.

He sits back in the air and waits.

@stealingyourbones @cyrwrites

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #Message From Beyond AU #danny totally showed up mid-meeting #yes superman is mildly concussed #to be fair though #Kryptonians get the spookies around ghosts Super Easy #he panicked OKAY #Constantine gets around #this is actually the most amicable Ex hes run into in a while #wanna hook up in a closet? #john no they say #john YES he informs them