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auideas · 2 years
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Hey! It's nice to see this blog active again. Just wondering if you have any AU prompts for a kidnapping story?
Aww, thanks! We’re happy to be back in action.
And damn, quite a dark request, but let's see what we can do!
Most kidnappings have a pretty sinister agenda, and kidnapper Character A wasn’t exactly straying from that stereotype. After falling in love with Character B from afar, they decide to kidnap them and show Character B just how much they could love them if given the chance. What Character A didn’t expect, however, was Character B being a bit too interested in the idea of being adored. If anything, Character A was the one starting to get a bit uncomfortable.
“Our friend Character A clearly has a problem, so I don’t think we’re outside our rights to kidnap them, hold an intervention, and force them to go cold turkey under the pretense that they’re going to their great aunt’s funeral...right? This isn’t weird, is it? Yeah, yeah you’re right. This is normal.” AU
It isn’t often that detectives are tracked by their investigatees, but FBI agent Character A is permitted to have a first hand look at serial killer Character B’s full operation after Character B takes a special interest in Character A’s methodologies. After all, if Character A slept 3 feet away from the extensive pictures of Character B’s deeds, this must be like a dream come true.
When Character A starts stealing from their local bookstores to complete the “Book Thief” challenge, they never expected that it would result in a kidnapping. Character A is immediately tackled to the ground upon entering a particularly small book store by Characters B, C, and D, who take ample time to poorly tie them to a chair and start interrogating them about the whereabouts of a specific book that’s gone missing. The thing is, Character A had never been to this store before, and even if they had, the signed copy of 50 Shades of Grey wouldn’t exactly be high on their hitlist.
Being a royal member of any nation with a certain amount of unrest can be dangerous, but that’s made even more clear when young royal member Character A is kidnapped by the impoverished members of their class system and held for ransom. What they don’t know, however, is that Character A was disowned by that same royal family less than a week ago.
“We always said that we wouldn’t get sucked into tech and that it wouldn’t control our lives, but that’s not exactly true. When the uberpopular immersive virtual reality MMORPG went live, everyone loved it, but some people wore the headset and never woke up from their digital world. Not everyone was trapped, just a few specific people. Because there wasn’t a way to figure out who trapped these individuals and why, the users came to be known as the SS, or the “seized spirits.” My girlfriend thought it wasn’t real, but then...she didn’t wake up.” AU
Characters A, B, C, & D partake in their weekly game of immersive DnD, but then their Dungeon Master throws them a bit of a curveball. A small side quest requires the group of renegades to kidnap an NPC. It wasn’t hard to snag the person from the local blacksmith, but after the quest was completed, the NPC just wouldn’t leave. For anything. They just. Stayed there. To be annoying.
As a form of hazing, all new villains have to perform a series of tasks to join the villain union. Baby villain Character A was ready for anything and gladly kidnaps a reporter when asked. Well...this particular damsel in distress wasn’t exactly the most compliant victim available, and the rest of the union was wildly aware of that fact. Character A has no idea what they’re up against until it’s too late (yes, they cried).
Hired kidnapping is a fairly easy gig if you know what you’re doing, which is why Character A doesn’t see a problem with kidnapping someone from a plane after a 2 hour ride. Sure, a small challenge, but nothing they couldn’t handle. As soon as the plane touched the ground, they made their move and poured their rehearsed speech right into their victim’s ear: “I have a knife. I will kill you if you try to scream or run. We’re going to leave this plane together, get your luggage--” etc. It was pretty standard fair, but as soon as they were about to finish their monologue, a voice comes over the intercom: “Hey folks, this is your captain speaking; we’ve encountered a bit of a problem on the runway. We won’t be able to de-plane for at least an hour, so relax and get comfortable. It’s gonna be a while.”
Magical creature trafficking was meant to be a thing of the past, but Characters A, B, and C find out the hard way that other nations aren’t as stringent about their policies. After being kidnapped, brought across the border, and escaping their captors, the group of creatures must find a way back home in a nation that isn’t kind to the otherwise-gifted. 
“Ever heard of a surprise party? Where you set up a party in the dark and the person comes home to be stunned to happiness? Well, we figured that doing the same thing but kidnapping the person and bringing them to the big surprise would be far more effective. Only, one of our friends didn’t understand that we meant ‘keep Character A’ in the dark figuratively, like, using a blindfold. They didn’t even hint that Character A may need to pack for the weekend, so Character A thought the kidnapping was real -- we have the black eyes to prove it...asshole got some mean swipes in.” AU
To pay off a debt, Character A promises their loan sharks (led by Character C) that they’d kidnap Character B and deliver them as soon as they’re able. Character A completes the job fairly sloppily and just decides to bring Character B home with them until they can drop them off the next morning. It was getting uh...kinda awkward during the car ride there, though, so the two made small talk and really hit it off. One night turned to two, then three, then they fell into a type of domestic bliss they never expected. In fact, they completely forgot about how they met until Character C’s goons break into their apartment at 2AM about a year later and try to kidnap Character B back. Nuh uh, not happening. Their pancakes are WAY too good to just let them walk out the door.
And last but certainly not least, there’s always the classic “oops, I seem to have kidnapped the wrong person...now what?”
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konigsblog · 14 days
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sigh, being forced to become farmer-könig's little housewife after being captured by him. :( 🌾🫐
he adores a domestic life with you. despite the collar around your neck, you're supposed to act normal and do housework whilst he's on the field, as if there's nothing bothering you — nothing nagging you inside your head. your head is spinning from horror and fear, constantly trying to make an escape, your attempts fruitless as he drags you back by your leather collar, forced to act like a mutt instead.
he tries to be sweet and gentle with you, and appreciates when you obey and listen — but, occasionally you have outbursts where you're inconsolable, hyperventilating and pleading to be freed. könig will drag you down into the basement, with a leash attached to your collar, forced to act like a dog and drink from a water bowl for days ‘til you're ready to behave yourself...
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zu-is-here · 1 year
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Happy Blueberror [11/9] & Error [11/10] Days ♡
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hyperfixatedfandomer · 6 months
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I need an angsty found family AU where Olrox, instead of killing Richter’s mother as revenge for taking his lover instead goes “you took someone I loved, so I’ll take someone you cherish” and up and kidnaps little Richter. One second the boy is there and the next, shadows descend onto the empty street, and the moment after — he’s just gone.
THE DRAMA of Olrox traveling the world and keeping the kid at first purely to spite and worry his mother, or as part of some evil plan to lure her to her death, but quickly grows attached to him and they become this duo of vamp dad and his (not) son. The angst of Richter hating his abductor and crying and kicking him and telling him that he hates his guts, but when night falls and nightmares force little Belmont to turn and toss in his sleep, it’s Olrox’s lullabies that keep him calm, sung in a language he doesn’t know but with a gentleness only a parent could provide.
And as Olrox puts a hand on Richter’s head, carding his hair he realises, terror-struck, that he doesn’t want to let the kid go. He comes to a horrific conclusion that this is his baby now, whether the kid likes it or not, and it sends the old man’s mind into a spin.
Richter is unlike anything Olrox ever had. He’s never been a father, and doesn’t know how express love and care he’s so desperate to provide. He thinks of turning his newfound son more than once, but settles on waiting as for a little vampire hunter, an event like that would be far too traumatic.
And let’s talk about Richie himself for a second. This poor baby was about to travel to his aunt’s place one night and then got express-adopted by an immortal who is surprisingly gentle with him, yet doesn’t plan on letting him go. As result, baby Belmont throws tantrums every chance he gets, tries using fire-magic against the man (to no avail) and attempts to escape at every turn. At first, he’s in fight or flight mode almost constantly because he knows that the dragon vampire has to be using him for some evil ploy…but then weeks pass, a month, and there doesn’t seem to be much of an evil ploy happening. The two of them simply travel form place to place, where Richter has to awkwardly stand while his…kidnapper? Temporary guardian? Is running errands and talks to other gross, smelly vampires.
He hates Olrox, he’s confused, he feels a strange warmth in his chest when the vampire picks him up and carries him around when he’s too tired to walk, or checks up on him to make sure he’s warm and well-fed.
Just imagine the bittersweetness of Richie developing a bond with his captor in these horrible circumstances, and they start to get along. He feels all kinds of guilt and self-hate for it, every time he fails to stifle a giggle at Olrox’s jokes or can’t help but lean in when he offers comfort.
It’s just such a messy, tragic dynamic, don’t you think?
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Legolas and his siblings get kidnapped for ransom:
*Lasgen’s turn*
Kidnapper: we have your daughter.
Thranduil: no, you don’t.
Kidnapper:
Kidnapper: y-yes, we do.
Thranduil: no, you don’t. Have a good day. *hangs up phone*
Kidnapper: wh- *incoherent screaming*
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*Lirion’s turn*
Kidnapper: take him back!
Thranduil, having just picked up the phone: no.
Kidnapper: please, he’s talking about how he would cut us open to see how our organs move!
Thranduil: well, maybe you shouldn’t have kidnapped him then.
Kidnapper: oh god, now he’s talking about genetically altering us so our children look like blob fish-
Thranduil: calm down, he hasn’t gotten to the stage where he’s threatening to go back in time and wipe your entire family line from existence yet. You have time.
Kidnapper: he’s going to what?!?
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*Kleoyia’s turn*
Thranduil: *dials a number*
Kleoyia: *picks it up as she’s grabbing a knife* oh hey, ada!
Thranduil: a little birdy told me you had been kidnapped.
Kleoyia: that? Oh, yeah, but then i got bored and decided to switch our places.
Thranduil: ah, ok. Be home by dark and tell me what you’ve got out of them when you’re back.
Kleoyia: gotcha! *hangs up*
Kleoyia, pointing a knife at the tied up kidnappers who are crying: oh don’t cry, i have a feeling we’ll get to know each other very well.
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*Legolas’s turn*
Kidnapper: we have your son.
Thranduil: uhuh.
Kidnapper: we want-
Legolas: *muffled through the phone* Tell him i’m not filling out paperwork for getting kidnapped!
Kidnapper, to legolas: Hey! Shut it!
Legolas: oi! I’m not taking responsibility for your mistakes!
Kidnapper, to accomplice: i thought i told you to gag him!
Accomplice: i did!
Kidnapper: well clearly not good enough seeing as he’s still speaking! Now, THIS is how you gag some- where did he go?
Accomplish: *starts screaming*
Kidnapped: *SCREACHING* IT’S A GODDAMNED DEMON- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!
Thranduil:
Thranduil: *hangs up* he’ll be fine.
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dragons-and-handcuffs · 4 months
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Kidnapper!Aegon Targaryen x heiress!reader
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Imagine Aegon kidnapping heiress!reader the very night she got engaged. You are already upset about the arranged marriage and the engagement and now some guy has kidnapped you for ransom.
Aegon stupidly falls in love with you but doesn't realize it. He sends ransom notes and everything and in return gets threats from your family and fiance. How stupid a man has to be to kidnap one of the most powerful businessman's daughter? Now the entire police department is after him.
You on the other hand don't want to go back, because if you do then you will have to get married.
"Here is your dinner. I got it from your favorite restaurant," Aegon places the sophisticated takeout box in front of you. The smell of the food already watered your mouth. "I am surprised you know about my favorite restaurant. And I am more surprised that you have money to buy their food," You commented as you quickly started eating as you were starving. "I got the money from your purse," Aegon flashed you a proud smile. "And second, I know about your favorite restaurant because I did my research well before kidnapping you," He said proudly. "So you stalked me?"
"No...maybe...yes," Aegon quickly replied before he started to eat some of your food. "Hey! Get your own dinner. This is mine," You slapped his hand away. "This is our dinner. You only had cash for one meal and I couldn't use your card, they will track it," Aegon explained as he stole another bite. "This is really good but not worth so much money."
Imagine Aegon giving you his clothes to wear once you started to complain that your fancy engagement dress was starting to feel uncomfortable.
Imagine him chasing after you once you manage to escape. He brought you back, carried you back to the cabin and complained how much of a trouble you are.
"I hate you," You threw your pillow at him when he caught you trying to escape again. "Really? Because I am falling in love with you," He said sarcastically but a part of him knows that it is actually the truth.
Imagine it's raining and the water started to leak in the cabin. You have never faced a situation like this in your life. And now Aegon is forcing you to help putting buckets and concealing the leakage.
"Couldn't you have chosen a better place to keep me in?" You complained. "I am sorry, your royal highness. Once I get the ransom from your family I will buy a better cabin, but for now this is where we will stay."
Imagine cops and your fiance finding the cabin and searching the place, but Aegon has quickly moved you down to the secret basement. He has you pressed against the wall, one hand covering your mouth and another hand holding his gun. Both your eyes locked into each other, as if a silent conversation is going on.
Aegon realized that the cabin was no longer safe and decided to move you to some place else. Imagine reaching a small town where you two have to pretend to be an young engaged couple and share a room for the night. Had to kiss to make the act more convincing. The kiss was anything but fake. It was that night you realized that you have feelings for your stupid kidnapper.
Imagine you saw the news that everyone is after Aegon and trying to save you. You know Aegon will never get the ransom and will never completely escape the cops. You have to escape and get back to your family and fiance to save Aegon, your kidnapper.
Poor stupid Aegon also realized his actual feelings for you and slept with a smile on his face, planning to confess the next day, not knowing that you would be long gone by then
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beesinaskirt · 2 months
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Ninjago au but in the pilot Kai gets kidnapped instead of Nya-
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xysidhequeen · 1 year
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So- for the Red Knight AU I was thinking
What if Danny has in the past accidentally popped into the Lazarus pit in the League Of Assassins? Like what if they're not quite portals but more leaks in the GZ to the human realm and Danny, exploring because he's bored, slips through using a portal he made.
And when he does he sees this small child, probably nothing more than a toddler and he just ends up visiting sporadically to meet this kid.
Later when he and Jason go back to Gotham Danny runs into a very familiar face one day in the manor.
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moonlight-stalker · 8 months
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# 82 Dcu x Dp
Danny is dating one of the Waynes they had gone out on a date when they got kidnapped together after the kidnappers send the Ransom to the others they start to threaten Wayne. The kidnappers end up hurting Wayne which causes Danny to go into a feral rage and break out of his restraint and beat up the person.
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northpen · 4 months
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i finished writing chapter 1 of my new fic (i'm going to write it to completion before uploading it) so here is a sneak peek of the introduction!! (warning for needles and a character being sedated)
1. LLOYD — 07:22 AM
Nobody likes Lloyd Garmadon. And they especially don’t like him the day after a Garmadon attack on Ninjago City. 
It hurts, but Lloyd can’t bring himself to blame them. His father’s attacks hurt people. They level buildings. They destroy lives. They make people angry, and angry people need a target for their aggression. Since Lord Garmadon is good at hiding, they turn to the next best thing: his son. 
This makes going outside pretty dangerous. On normal days, it isn’t uncommon for strangers to yell at him, or attack him, or even try to follow him home from school. If a Garmadon attack is particularly destructive, Lloyd doesn’t bother leaving his apartment at all—people have the tendency to get a little stabby when the damage is bad enough. It just isn’t safe for him. 
Last night was the worst attack they’d seen all year. Lloyd would need to have an actual death wish to risk showing his face on the street. 
It’s a good thing he doesn't plan on being outside for more than ten minutes. 
After getting dressed, Lloyd reaches below his sheets and sticks his hand into a slit in the mattress. He pulls out a small satchel of electronics. Now, these aren’t just any electronics—they’re gifts from Blue, resident tech designer of the Secret Ninja Force. Among the goodies are a stun gun, smoke pellets, by-pass keys, and a number of other devices he could use for self-defence. Their presence in his mattress has always made him feel a little safer at home. 
Lloyd upends the bag over the floor. He pushes the smoke pellets out of the way, then crushes each device underfoot. Once they’re reduced to small enough pieces, he sweeps them up and dumps them in the toilet. He tosses in the smoke pellets and flushes them away. 
Before returning home last night, he ditched his ninja communicator in a pile of rubble. His gi is stored under bricks somewhere else in the city. There is absolutely nothing in his apartment or on his person that could connect him to the Green Ninja. 
You see, Lloyd doesn’t plan on being safe today. But he doesn’t plan on dying, either. 
He’s going to be abducted instead. 
08:10 AM
If this were a normal school day, Lloyd would leave his apartment building through the fire escape and make his way to school through Ninjago City’s alleyways. He would move with his hood up and head down to conceal his face. He would hide behind dumpsters and boxes if he heard anyone else in the alleyway. He would take different routes to make it impossible for someone to trace his path back to his apartment building. No one knows where he lives, and Lloyd intends to keep it that way—it’s the only place where he can be himself without facing danger. 
Today, he leaves his building not via the fire escape, but through the front entrance. He walks along a main road, hood down and chin up to give anyone passing by a clear view of his face. If anyone is looking for Lloyd Garmadon this morning, they’ll find him. And he knows people are looking for him. 
A few blocks ahead of him, a couple of men stand beside an idling van with tinted windows. While crossing a busy intersection, he sees another van waiting on an adjacent road. One of the men posted outside is conducting a sweep of the area. When he sees Lloyd, he puts a handheld radio to his mouth and starts speaking. 
Lloyd steps onto the same block as the first van. His heart beats quicker with anticipation. As he moves to pass the van, one of the men steps directly into his line of sight. Lloyd crashes head first into his chest. 
It’s a little hard to act annoyed, but he does his best.  “Ugh, watch it,” he grumbles. He tries to step around the enforcer, but he moves to block his path once more. 
The enforcer opens his jacket, giving Lloyd a peak at the long blade strapped to his chest. With a smile, he asks, “Did you need a lift to school today, Garmadon?”
Before Lloyd can respond, the enforcer grabs him by his shirt and pulls him towards the van. Lloyd puts up a pretend struggle, pulling at his arms and kicking his knees, but refrains from using one of the many tricks he knows that could be used to get out of his grasp. Another enforcer opens the van’s back doors and helps drag Lloyd inside the rest of the way. 
The doors are shut behind them. A thick bag is pulled over Lloyd’s head, robbing him of his vision. Someone binds his wrists behind his back with scratchy rope. Once they're done, they use their weight to pin him to the van’s floor. As the van pulls away, the rumbling engine rattles his skull painfully. 
“Ow,” he mumbles. He makes a half-hearted attempt to throw off the person on top of him. They punish him by pulling back his head and slamming it against the floor. 
“Shut up!” they command. “If you keep talking, we’ll gag you.” 
That isn’t threatening enough to silence him. “What do you want from me? 
Another voice—the enforcer from outside—speaks up. “We want your father. We want him gone. You’re going to help us do that.” 
Lloyd opens his mouth to protest, but falls short of speaking when he feels something prick his arm. The effect is immediate. Within seconds, his body feels heavy as lead and he can barely think at all. 
Sedation. Of course. 
“Just sit tight, kid,” the enforcer says. “This will be over before you know it.” 
With sick satisfaction, Lloyd smiles at how wrong they are. All of his kidnappers are wrong. 
They want to use him as bait for Lord Garmadon. Unfortunately for them, Lloyd’s father doesn’t care for him at all—he won’t exchange peace for Lloyd’s life. This whole plan of theirs is going to end up as yet another fruitless attempt to save the city from Garmadon’s attacks. 
That doesn’t mean it won’t save him. As long as he doesn’t die in the process, Lloyd will leave this kidnapping an innocent man. The world will finally realize that Lloyd has nothing to do with his father and leave him alone. 
Okay, so maybe this isn’t the smartest way to prove his innocence. But Lloyd has tried every other trick in the book, and sixteen long years of isolation and undeserved hostility are starting to make him a little desperate. This is a huge gamble, but it’s one he’s willing to take. It’s one he has to take. 
Nobody likes Lloyd Garmadon. This abduction is going to change that for good. 
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discordiansamba · 2 months
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so how is everyone doing in this peacetime reality?
Well first off, the Kerberos mission went off without a hitch, instantly launching the career of young Garrison officer Matt Holt. He now holds the same Commander rank as his father. He works with his dad on all sorts of tech for the Garrison, basically living his ideal life. He also never really gets that second puberty he got in canon so he's still relatively pretty short. His only regret.
Pidge never had to fake her own identity to enter the Garrison, so Katie Holt attended and graduated under her own name. She also works with her dad and Matt, and is still friends with the cadets she was in her flight group with, Hunk and Lance. Hunk's got a solid career as an engineer for the Garrison (and is glad his role lets him do it from the ground). Lance realized he was kind of shooting himself in the foot during his last year and really buckled down with his studies, eventually managing to graduate as a fighter pilot- even if he never obtained the flashy upper level rank he actually wanted.
Shiro is on the verge of retiring as a pilot, but is thinking of staying on as a teacher. His disease is finally showing signs of actively getting in the way of his daily life, but he's got another good ten years before he really has to start worrying about its day to day effects. He made up with Adam and they got married. He's one of the Garrison's most decorated pilots...
...although Keith is hot on his heels, at least in terms of skill. He's proved himself to be one of the most skilled pilots the Garrison has had in generations, but he keeps turning down offers of promotion. Being in the chain of command isn't for him. He's mellowed out a little since his temperamental youth, thanks largely due to Shiro's influence. He's still not really suited for the strict Garrison lifestyle though, so he kind of bounces from base to base. He mostly works as a test pilot.
(Allura and Coran are still asleep, waiting for someone to wake them up.)
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aceofshitposts · 9 months
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Only vague thoughts but you know I love a civilian au so civilian Bruce au where Harley is tasked with guarding the Rich Hostage Bruce Wayne while Joker goes and idk harasses the mayor or whatever
And Bruce is just. Insufferable. Harley has no idea how this man has even survived this long. He's like a pathetic wet puppy and Harley hates that she kind of likes it.
Because I can't have Gotham without vigilantes we'll probably say Black Canary or Huntress saves the day but Harley is distracted. She's distracted because even as a hostage Bruce just. Talked to her. Like she was a person. Even when she threatened him. And they ended up just... Talking. And Harley wasn't expected to be the bubbly sidekick girlfriend, she didn't have to put on the voice or the act.
And she loves to do that for her puddin! She does. She does.
Right?
Bruce Wayne ends up a frequent hostage when Harley is loose from Arkham.
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crazy-fangirl2524 · 7 months
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If you ask me to leave I will
Neil Josten picked up his phone as soon as he saw that it was Andrew.
“-stay. I don’t want you here anymore. Leave, run, like you always do.”
Neil’s entire world crashed. A screaming static rang in his ears and through it he heard the click of the phone call ended by Andrew. A phone, his phone, the phone that Andrew got Neil, clattered onto the floor and Neil went down with it, his legs giving out. Oxygen couldn’t reach his lungs because his lungs had collapsed within him, suffocating his heart while his ribs crushed it simultaneously.
Neil allowed himself just a second on the floor, heart bleeding out and then he pulled himself up so quick that his vision whitened. His duffel bag was packed before he even registered it, it took everything in Neil to leave the keys. Neil could not afford to linger, to look back, to even think for a second why and what did he do wrong. Maybe Andrew realised what a danger he was to his family. With the trials of Nathan going on right now and his ties to the mafia, it made sense. Neil had always been a liability and danger to everyone around him. Look at how his mother had turned out, and Seth and-
Neil stifled any remaining thoughts because if he even hesitated for a second he would not be able to make it out of the door and he could not stay when Andrew did not want him here anymore.
Andrew opened the door before Neil could reach for it. Neil was a greedy bastard because he allowed himself one last look that he would burn to his memory, a small diminishing candle that hopefully could keep him alive on his run. The thought of how Andrew and the foxes would be safe.
Andrew was frowning, his eyebrows furrowing that there was a wrinkle between his eyebrows and some tiny ones on his forehead, his lips were thinned and displease, probably annoyed that Neil was still here when Andrew had already told him to leave.
“I’m sorry, I’m going now.” Neil could not tear his eyes away from Andrew’s face. The silky blond hair tousled from the wind outside, molten gold eyes that was more precious and hard than anything else in the world, that could hold up even Neil’s most fucked up baggage and thoughts. Neil would cherished the time he had with Andrew instead of being greedy that they did not have more.
“Where,”
“Away,” Andrew looked even more tensed now, he had crossed his arms over his chest and he seemed to be blocking the door now. Neil couldn’t complain, whatever bought him more seconds with Andrew would be worth anything.
“Why,” that made Neil paused. Why would Andrew ask when Andrew was the one to ask Neil to leave in the first place. Neil looked more closely and realised how tensed Andrew looked, and not in an annoyed way. Andrew’s eyes looked the same way as when Neil had nightmares, concern for Neil.
“You told me to go,” Neil’s voice sounded ragged even to his own ears. He sounded pathetic and hurt and he cringed from it.
“I never did.” Now Andrew looked angry, the familiar rage settled Neil just a bit.
“You called me and told me to leave and run like I always do,” Neil voice cracked at the word always.
It took Andrew only a few seconds to piece everything together.
“I was talking to Bear.”
Now it was Neil’s turn to be confused, “Who?”
“The stray dog on campus,”
Neil’s lungs expanded and he could finally breath since the phone call. He didn’t even realise how tight he was holding the straps of his duffel bag until he let it dropped and his fingers started to cramp.
“Oh,” the relief must be apparent on his face and then the belated familiar panic attack came but the same steady hand clamped the back of his neck as well.
Neil and Andrew sunk onto the floor and Andrew shoved Neil’s face onto his shoulder. Neil began to laugh hysterically, I can stay I can stay Andrew never asked me to leave, were the only things running through his mind even though his chest was breaking and burning and his hands were shaking and sweating. The grounding hand on his neck was the only thing tethering him to the world and the only thing that made sense and got him to breath through the broken pieces of his body that had turned onto flight mode since the phone call.
Slowly, pieces of his body settled back and his breathing was almost normal. Exhaustion settled in and finally, Neil noticed that his hands had clamped onto Andrew’s hoodie, no his own hoodie, the bright number 10 on Andrew’s back. Finally, Neil pulled slightly away, still close enough that he could smell Andrew’s familiar cologne. He looked up and was met with Andrew’s angry glare. It made Neil smiled.
“I can’t believe you butt dialled me.”
Andrew’s biting hands and lips were the only answer and it was more than enough.
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phoenixcatch7 · 1 year
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I pity all of LBH’s future kidnappers. Like, imagine kidnapping Bruce Wayne’s trophy husband who seems so very kidnapable. You make the call for the ransom and now all you have to do is wait. And then you turn around and not only has the trophy husband gotten out of his bonds, he’s now wailing on your crew. Then fucking Batman breaks in and the one man wrecking crew suddenly turns around and is like, “Batman, Binghe was so scared 🥺. Please hold me 🥺🥺.”
I mean, given Bruce Waynes reputation and Shen qingqiu's... Everything... I'm pretty sure the buffer and even taller hyper competent dilf who popped in out of nowhere would not be the trophy husband in this equation XD.
My first thought was 'lbh would NOT get kidnapped again if he didn't get wife plotted for it and ruin shizuns reputation' BUT if sqq sternly told him about the far stricter laws of this world around beating people up then Lord Manipulate Malewife Manslaughter would 100% use self defence loopholes to take out shizuns enemies.
Of course poor sqq wouldn't realise that to be the reason - his husband is struggling to adapt to the modern world and the cutthroat nature of Gotham! You can't just go around acting like might makes right without getting shot! So he runs to get the suit on and make sure his hubby is alright!
But asdfghjkl imagine you managed to kidnap the new husband of the Bruce Wayne! Billionaire by proxy! And he's so clearly harmless despite his size - look at his long shiny hair! He's wearing an apron, for crying out loud!
You and your mates are having a good chat, one upping each other over what you'll do with the enormous amounts of dosh you're about to earn, gossiping about heroes. (Hey, wasn't there a demon invasion in star city somewhere?
Nah, it was metropolis or somewhere, right? A demon lord from another dimension! Threw around the justice league like it was nothing!
Must'a been magic then, innit, if it hurt the boy scout! I heard he was looking for something, right? Took out a good few chunks of the city, they're still rebuilding! I'm glad we don't have anything like that in Gotham, can you imagine?
Ha! Bet batman would chase 'em off sharpish. Say, what happened to the demon lord anyway? Don't they normally make a big deal about locking them up or banishing them or whatever?
Well, I dunno, but wherever he is now he can't hurt us.)
Something clinks behind you. You whip around.
(Hey, didn't you say he'd be out for a few more hours?!)
The girly, weird house husband, still in his floral apron, eyes glowing red and talons dripping black smoke.
You find out where the demon lord went.
(Outside, a few minutes later:
Lbh: shizun 🥺🥺🥺, it was so scary! I had to pretend to be human, and they were saying all these awful things about you! I didn't know what to do!
The Batman, huddled awkwardly in the few centimetres of shadow the warehouse wall casts, reaching up to pat a slumping 6'11 adult man on the head: what a sticky disciple. You know they can't hurt you. What's with these tears, eh? Dry your eyes, I won't tell the police who attacked them, okay?
Lbh, hiding his blood covered claws under his pastel apron: okay 🥺
Robin, in the background: how come HE gets away with it??!)
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Plot twist, every individual drawing you have made of each of the crew members getting whumped happens simultaneously to all the others and we get to see the whole team injured and caretaking eachother
the true spirit of team whump
But man everyone's gonna be suffering 😭😭 (/pos)
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