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#kids are stupid
angstymilfy · 5 months
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My weird ass liked two of his lesser hits the most: “darling nikki” and “raspberry beret.”
Still laugh that my 6th grade self thought the DN lyric was “master baby with a magazine.” Lol. Figured it was some kinda lingo I’d not yet heard….took me YEARS to figure out what was really happening there.
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superfuxkinghungry · 2 months
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Why put a living breathing being into a world full of torture, racism, physical pain, mental illness, mental pain, disabilities, danger, murder, restrictions, and hate rather than just let your little children rest in a no pain feeling no thirst or hunger feeling forever state of unconsciousness? Sounds soooo much better than making those cute little babes suffer inflation, climate change, societal norm, and other nasty stuff 🥺🤢
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spaghetticat3899 · 3 months
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Thinking about that one time when I was pretty small (no clue what age, to be honest), and I was asked what animal I thought Sonic was by my sister (not knowing the franchise was Sonic the hedgehog), and I came to the absolutely flawless conclusion that since his ears were pointy, he was a cat.
Child me was not the brightest creature to grace the planet.
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wizardsaremomstoo · 5 months
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Peter: *Licks a Variety of Inedible Objects in the Sanctum for no Reason*
Stephen, knowing how dangerous the Sanctum air is:
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floralcavern · 5 months
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’Fun’ games I get to play as a daycare worker. “Is someone crying, or is that just laughter?”
”Is someone fighting, or are the kids just being loud?”
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stylinson-spagghetti · 3 months
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i remember when I was like... 7???? and everyone was telling me that blades are sharp. my chaotic ass went "try me" and sliced my finger🤘
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emi98338 · 7 months
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“AHHH! Oh, it’s just Skipper.. I thought we discontinued you..”
Story time! Growing up, my mom was firmly in the ‘Barbie adds nothing to society but giving girls body issues and the ability to leave 3,000 accessories around the house’ club so I had Polly Pockets growing up (just as bad but on a miniature scale might I add). My friend up the road though???? Ohhhhhhh man not only did she have almost every Barbie you could think of, she had the accessories, houses, cars, all in her very own tree/clubhouse. It had AC and a working phone and everything.
Well one day she and I are up there, and my little sister is kind of doing her own thing nearby. Well we’re INTO this game of Barbies and who should come along into the dream house, at the most dramatic moment, crying about how the baby was coming and 911 needed to be called? Dear old Skipper. My friend and I worked our little heart out to ‘deliver’ the baby when we hear a muffled “hello? Hello does anyone need assistance?!”
We look up and make eye contact with my sister, WORKING PHONE IN HAND, who had at our perceived request, called 911. Panic ensues and she hangs up while we freak out and start cleaning up all the Barbie’s (no baby no proof I guess lol?). By the time we were about done, the police had called back to the house and spoken to my friends mom about the situation, making sure everything was actually ok, who in turn called MY mom to let her know what had transpired. I think that was the only time I’ve ever seen her in more trouble than me, what a soap opera of the day.
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monkeyroseone · 2 months
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You wanna know how I found out there was a world border in Minecraft a couple years ago?
This was before I knew about the world border bcs I never went that far
My little brother and I were playing split screen on the 360 and I got lost
So my grand plan was "there's an ocean right here and the earth is a sphere! If I go one direction long enough I'll find out base!"
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Needless to say, I sat there at the world edge in my boat for over 30 minutes before I turned around and realized that there's a border and I wasn't making any progress
This was at the world border corner btw and beyond the border looked like more water
So you can see my confusion
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dumbistsmartass · 8 months
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I'm not gonna say what the ending of gen loss is because my mutual hasn't watched it yet, but too many people in the comments ask if the ending is real
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the-great-bonkings · 3 months
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When I was 8 my dumbass didn't know how to pronounce the word pianist correctly so when the teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up I accidently told her I wanted to be a p**is.
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angstymilfy · 3 months
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that time my brother fell into a hole and thought my tiny ass could help.
or maybe he was trying to pull me down with him….🤔
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When she was five years old, my niece announced that she was going to marry her uncle. When he was four years old, my nephew wanted to be a firetruck. Not a fireman, a firetruck.
Kids are stupid. They don’t have a concept of an 80-ish year lifespan, or irreversible consequences. They’re allowed to be stupid. Because they’re kids. Because they’re supposed to be protected by parents who aren’t.
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mellitos · 7 months
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Mello says: Bello’s first concert at 10.
A cute memory I want to share, how as kids we dont need as much to have a great day.
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ballcrusher5000 · 9 months
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when i was a little kid i would lie down in front of the other kids and suck my stomach in as far as i could because i thought i looked like roadkill and that seemed cool to me at the time. i didn’t have many friends in elementary school.
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meeldeya · 9 months
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