y’all, i caffiene crashed a while a go, and guess what i did?  i just scared a poor fan fic writer the night before their final by talking about how a very infamous sentence in their work reminded me of the theme song of hereditary. fml, i can’t even w me rn. @peterbenjiparker i am so sorry. good luck tho

straight vodka at 9am let’s go

Originally posted by diostukos

This is one of the things that always bother me in the routes, the fact that the MC is determined to turn back at her friends that do anything to protect her and run away whit the new guy that she just meet a few days ago. I know he’s handsome but still…

@norton why is this ad black and white? What is it trying to signify? Why does it look like it was saved on Instagram first then shared to Tumblr? Who told you to export type heavy images as anything other than PNGs? Why would you assault my eyes with this and dare ask me to pay for your service with this travesty? Why do you think millenials, GenXers and iGens are willing to pay for anything you have to offer when AVG, Comodo and PeerBlock are free and more than adequate in protecting our computers from most typical threats?

mä luen koko yön (niin kuin roy orbison)

i spent two hours creating a gifset for this olicity au instead of hw………

So I still have about a glassful of that Mabel Juice I made earlier.

…What if I….

PUT BOOZE IN IT?

TODAY IN “BAD DECISIONS”:

I bought 2 bags of sweets: one of coffee-powdered chocolate truffles (7 in total) and another of Turkish delights. Instead of eating a few and share the rest with my mom and brothers, or leave some for tomorrow, I ate them all myself. 

Now my tummy hurts and I got sugar-high.

“Saw DoFP and I want to get into X-Men comics”

/cue a giant group of soulless masochists bursting into tears and laughter

Time to play: Let’s See What Happens First!

I correctly remember the chemical forumla, one of which is drinking alcohol

oooooor

I finish drinking this alcohol!

If I could open a portal and go back in time, I’d go to my 19 year old self and slap myself in the face (or just shake my finger and scold) for using ‘Zelinxia’ as the username for a community college account.

Asking for a job via Facebook.

~

it’s good i’m not a melbourne supporter because there’s no way in hell i’d pass up an opportunity to hold up a sign saying THERE’S A HORE IN THE HOUSE at every aflw and aflm game

suddenly furious again over the grown ass 26 y/o gay man who thought it would be quirky to bother me when I specifically said I really didn’t want to be under a post where I was being very fucking serious to purposefully misgender me, someone eight years his junior, just so he can own the evil proshippers

the coward does all this then blocks me on both my accounts where one had nothing to with proship shit (so I don’t fucking know how he found it???) so it would be a pain for me to get rid of his reply.

@drmactr​ sent an ask!! :: DJ PLAY THAT SONG - for annaleigh // send “DJ PLAY THAT SONG” and I will shuffle my playlist and post a lyric starter. // shelf by jonas brothers.

“You know me better than I know myself.”

I have a really important thing tomorrow and I can’t be fucked to prepare for it. My boss is checking my work, it has very real consequences for my career, but all i can think of is doing the bare minimum and hope to get away with it.

other people: I will space the postings of my edits out by putting them into my queue which will then spit out one at a time in set intervals throughout the day and/or week.

me: *sipping my seventh cup of coffee while vibrating at the speed of sound at 2 in the morning, elbow deep in 3 different edits* IF IT IS DONE IT GETS POSTED.

i crushed a bunch of melatonin gummies on Saturday night and slept a solid 15 hours, so we good