#kids for fishing

[toughbunnyforever]

bkdk ponyo au bc it's summer

#i made them like 8 or 10 instead of toddlers bc its funny to me #like katsukis just a whole ass kid talking to a fish #a fish he lowkey has a crush on #anyways i would die for little fish deku #bkdk #dkbk #ktdk #mha #ghibli au #ghibli #my art

[critterbitter]

THEY ARE ELECTRIC STARTER BUDDIES NOW.

Emmet and tynamo become partners! With a buddy in his pocket (literally), Emmy’s becoming bolder by the day.

Plus a bonus Ingo. (He has not found a starter yet. Here's his feelings on that.)

For more, check out the submas masterpost!

#for the viewers: yes elesa is charging her hearing aids. The cables she’s using is later repurposed in her bw design. good for her! #and Yes emmet’s saying ‘look!!’ in sign #i headcannon he uses is pretty sparsely cause he and ingo hang out all the time and ingo usually talks enough for both of them but like #i will ALSO say that sinnoh’ian sign and unovan sign are two different buckets of fish so alas… poor elesa gets Tangents of Info at a Time #The kids r interacting!! good for them #pokemon #art #sketchbook #submas #myart #fanart #pokemon ingo #subway boss ingo #submas comic #pokemon elesa #pokemon emmet #elesa #ingo #emmet #tynamo #blitzle #nimbasa trio

[voiider]

I need codependent Danny/Jason as a little treat (for me) and I love the idea of them having some sort of instant connection the moment they meet (bc ghost stuff idk)

Danny who's been dropped in Gotham with no way home (alt universe??) and he's been here for 36 hours and having a Very bad time senses a liminal being and immediately latches onto them heedless of the fact that his new best friend is shooting at some seedy guys in an alley and goes off about how stressed he is and how he can't make it back to the ghost zone and what a bad day he's been having (and it's important to note Danny is a littol ghost boy literally hanging off of Jason's neck as he floats aimlessly) and Jason is like "who are you??" And Danny is like "oh sorry I'm Danny lol" and then just continues lamenting his woes

And honestly ? This might as well happen. Nothing about this Danny guy(is he human?) gives Jason a bad vibe and tbh he's never felt more calm and level headed before so he just keeps up his usual Red Hood patrol and doesn't even think about it when he heads back to a safehouse and feeds Danny dinner (breakfast) before crashing for half the day

The only thing I actually need is Jason meeting up with the bats for some sort of Intel meeting and they're like "uhhh who's that" and Jason is like "that's Danny." And does not elaborate (very ".... What do you have there?" "A smoothie" vibes)

And it takes them a while to realize that these two have known each other for less than 12 hours and are literally attached at the hip

#very remora fish with a shark #jason todd #danny fenton #danny phantom #dpxdc #dp x dc #this isnt super important but i imagine Danny's ghost form as young and unaged from his death so jason is used to this small whispy kid #who just hangs off him and talks literally all the time #so when something comes up and someone is like 'idk if we can bring danny looking like... that' (glowing and a literal ghost) #danny is like 'oh ok u need a human? ok :)' and transforms #its been WEEKS #jason didn't know he could do that #nobody did #and now theres this 20ish dude standing there #human form danny doesn't talk a lot (anxiety) ghost form danny can't stop talking (anxiety) #could be a ship fic and at this point jason goes from 'where is my little buddy :(' to 👀😳 #i imagine theres a sort of feedback loop with them both feeding off of each other's ecto energies and vibes idk #so when danny is human its not as strong #batman is convince this strange entity is like hypnoyizing his son and like hes not WRONG #but it goes both ways #idk #i just need more codependency fics :( #i should go on a bender #ignore my 500 open tabs and go to town

[fish-daily]

the kids' online safety act

i've gotten a few messages recently asking me to talk about the kids' online safety act, or KOSA, and because i have sort of a platform, i think it's important i use it to try to do some good

first of all, don't let its name fool you.

i'm no expert on the whole thing, but this video here has a very good explanation of it. long story short, this act could threaten minority groups such as black, brown, queer, and others, as well as affect the ability to organize online, among other things.

now, i don't need to tell you, but this is bad.

furthermore, the anonymity the internet provides will be killed, because people will need to prove their age by uploading their government ids.

everything. will. be. watched.

here's a link to a change.org petition to stop it.

we need to fight this.

#not fish #kosa bill #stop kosa #kids online safety act #kosa

[catmask]

what is it about trying to learn health facts or hygeine or body care that after a certain point it tailspins into online fanaticism. why does my mom believe gut health powders meditation and sunlight mean she will never die or age. girl i just want to find a good yogurt brand

#we're trying different yogurts bc our kid (also has autism) is super super food picky #moreso than i ever was as a kid #forrest never had issues with food more sensory things like sound and heat/textile stuff #whereas i was super super picky BUT. i was always introduced to something of at least diff food groups #so even if i onyl atelike 6 things id always have One vegetable. One probiotic. One protein source. u get the deal #we only recently got our kid to start eating fish sticks and chicken and even beef! #so hes got protein down. before he only at chips and frozen mini pizzas. like thats literally it #and he eats bananas and strawberries. we got him vitamin/protein drinks for the time being so hes not nutrient deficient #and he likes those theyre chocolate #but we're trying to find a yogurt he doesnt mind bc he doesnt have like. any. digestive or fiber ro like anything ot help him #i dont want him to feel sick and sluggish all the time . we've had a lot of success with the drinkable yogurts #but talking abuot this made my mom start talking about gut health.......

[angry-roomba-army]

THE FUCKING LEGO MONKIE KID REF SHEETS DROPPED BUT THE SITE (donffy.weebly.com) ISN'T WORKING FOR ME SO I STOLE AS MANY REFS AS I COULD FIND

[X] [SECOND] [THIRD] [FOURTH] [FIFTH]

#angry roomba whirrs #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk #lmk nezha #lmk ao guang #lmk yellow tusk elephant #lmk peng #lmk scorpion queen #lmk demon accountant #lmk fish demon #lmk huntsman #lmk reference sheets #lmk removalist #lmk macaque #lmk six eared macaque #lmk liu er mihou #lmk macaque mech #lmk mechaque

[sensitiveheartless]

Part 4 of the "Dazai and Chuuya being competitive, mutually pining disasters" comics!

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Most of this one is under the cut because it got LONG

#I'm gonna make at least one more little thing for this because it's eating my brain lol #possibly two because I have a compulsion to resolve literally everything possible #side note: that kid remains convinced that he saw real-life Westley and Buttercup in the grocery store for a long time #...also if I had the hands for it I would redraw this whole thing from the outsider POV because i think it would be hilarious — #man in hat shakes a package of fish around in a silent rage and then sadly puts it down and wanders around looking intensely depressed #until suddenly another guy #very out of breath #runs in and passionately declares his love for hat-man #life in bsd's Yokohama can never be normal #bsd #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #my art #bungou stray dogs #soukoku #skk

[hyunpic]

credit

#hyunjin #skz #stray kids #bystay #gifs #staydaily #he flops in to his arms like a fish #how can i ever return to being a normal functioning human being #when these fanmeeting end and i won’t get my daily hyunjin and jiniret videos? #will there ever be happiness for me anymore.. #there will be just a dark rain cloud following me at all times

[stimtfil]

luberto nation won this time 🫶

#luca #pixar luca #luca movie #luca paguro #alberto scorfano #luca x alberto #luberto #gay fishes🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈 #the sillies😔🤲 #my tiktok fyp goes WILD #wasn't their fan in 2021 but im really happy for this kids :(

[ningadudexx]

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Happy sun wukong sunday!! I am posting from the tree tops ( *_*) hope everymonkey has a good day forging for fruits and friends 🥭🐒

#monkie kid #lego #lego monkie kid #lmk #monkie kid mk #mk #qi xiaotian #sun wukong #monkey king #lmk sun wukong #lmk monkey king #six eared macaque #liu er mihou #lmk macaque #macaque #ocs #oc art #the fish prince n the monkey boy were fun to draw ^_^ #the monkey boy is a squirrel monkey btw #hes small and acts similar to pre mountain imprisonment sun wukong when he was wrecking up heaven #i ❤️ overly confident and silly characters #i may add the character sheets to my commission sheets if anyone is interested ^_^ i love drawing character sheets #lmk tang #tang sazang #tang jumpscare

[hyolks]

man this date sucks

#asaden #asa mikata #denji #chainsaw man #csm #csm denji #csm asa #TECHNICALLY A SCREENCAP REDRAW #honestly. the most romantic thing ive ever seen in my life. #I'm kidding (not kidding) #i forgor how to draw water. #AND fish #i used to be so good at drawing fish... v #1k

[hoshigray]

I'm coming for MAPPA's necks bc what the actual fuck is wrong with them

#they weren't kidding when they said they'd add anime only sequences bc H U H!!?? #i don't remember him biting a fish in the manga bc if i did i would've made so many fish thirst statements ages ago #MAPPA....imma statngle y'all [out of horniness love] #that's how i want him to bite me like idk???? #𝑯𝒐𝒔𝒉𝒊 ˖⁺‧₊˚🎐˚₊‧⁺˖ 𝑫𝒊𝒂𝒓𝒚 #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen season 2 #jjk #jjk s2 #jujutsu kaisen spoilers #jjk spoilers #toji #toji fushiguro #jujutsu kaisen toji #fushiguro toji #toji zenin #daddy toji #dilf toji #jujutsu kaisen anime

[muensterfucker]

#i don’t have kids but i forced my campers to watch the weird fishes music video #enough said #monument mythos #wendigoon #arg #horror #black box

[aristoteliancomplacency]

I present to you the work of another painter of fish plates. Y’know how you use ‘scare quotes’ for various purposes, including indicating that you’re not actually sure about The Thing?

Well, this guy was so bad at whatever he was painting that we call him…

The ‘tadpole’ painter:

Here’s another example:

This one was sold as part of the Graham Geddes collection at Bonham’s auction house in 2008 for £2,040.

They describe it as ‘three fish including a wrasse with dorsal spines, an angler-fish, the rounded body with multiple black dots, two large round eyes with pupils, an open mouth with teeth bared, and a ray with pointed face, the body with multiple black dots’.

Which like… bold fucking move missing out the fact that they have legs. Though I can’t say I envy whoever had to write the description.

#first one is: #from ‘Greek red-figure fish-plates by Ian McPhee and A D Trendal #from the Macinagrossa collection in Bari #which I think is a private collection? #Trendall and McPhee refer to him as ‘a very minor artist’. #v rude. #imagine the auctioneer writing the description like ‘sooooo… uh. anyone know what this is supposed to be?’ #and a colleague just pointing out the fact that it’s the ‘tadpole’ painter and shrugging apologetically #because it was looted we do not know where it originally came from #(though many were found in tombs) #anyway. my personal head cannon - and I cannot emphasise enough that I have literally no evidence for this. it is just a flight of fancy #is that someone has to bring their child to work for a few days #and just let their kid play around and decorate plates that were write-offs for one reason or another #and some kid just sat their happily painting their crude little fish on these plates whilst their dad worked away #Fischteller #fish plates #tagamemnon

[a-book-of-creatures]

Amazing how we keep discovering new things. Back in my day barreleyes like Opisthoproctus soleatus looked like this

because they were only ever known from dead specimens dredged up from the deep.

Except when a barreleye (Macropinna microstoma) was actually filmed alive in 2008, turns out it actually has a transparent dome over its head that collapses at the surface.

The dome helps it gather even more light into those big upward-facing eyes! It’s like it’s wearing a deep sea helmet!!

And then you look at the old illustrations and realize the deflated membrane was there all along, you just didn’t realize it!

I know the blobfish is the gold standard for “fish that looks completely different at the surface” but this is one of the ones that I knew of as a kid and blew my mind when I saw the live footage.

Next time we’ll talk about gulper eels

#opisthoproctus #opisthoproctus soleatus #barreleye #kids these days have got it so good #fishes #marine biology #macropinna #macropinna microstoma

[swingsetindecember]

whatever happened to the 90s obsession with bath oil beads? they were everywhere in drug stores, dollar stores and bath soap shops then gone. it felt like a fever dream

#you could always find a bowl in someone’s bathroom and you would get this urge to pop them #i knew a kid who ate them #my friend used to shoplift them #bath oil beads #a staple for every christmas or birthday gift for a woman you kinda knew #they had funky turtle ones and fish #i remember bursting them and being regretful because it made a mess #they were the tide pods of millenials