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misscrazyfangirl321 · 9 months

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Kids are the best, man. They have no idea of like... Connotation, I guess?

Had a little five year old very excitedly tell me that his cat was a "human cat."

And I said, "Wait, what?" Fully expecting to be regaled with some story about how the cat is secretly human or something.

Instead, he cheerfully informed me, "She really likes people."

Me: ".... OH."

#i speak #kids tag #it makes sense!#we say people are 'cat people' or 'dog people'#so he just translated that to 'a cat that likes humans is a human cat'#just #ahhh kids are great #humor tag #story time

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neurodivergent-loverboy · 1 year

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you work with small kids right? do you have any particularly funny or cute stories?

So many. One really good recent one was when I was in a bathroom stall helping a two-year-old with toileting. In the stall next to that one was a toilet trained two-year-old who didn't need as much help. I heard her yell, very distressed, "I can't pull my pants up!" and I answered "Okay, I'll come help you in a minute." Still frustrated, she repeated through gritted teeth, "I can't pull my fuckin' pants up!"

Another really good, much older one was when I was with a group of toddlers cleaning up after lunch. The classroom didn't have a child height sink, and we taught the kids how to reach up and dump their cups out in the big sink. One girl was much smaller than the others and had to *really* reach - and I watched as this 18 month old, looking up at the edge of the counter, missed her target and poured milk directly onto her own face. She looked so befuddled, just blinking at all the teachers and her peers like 'How did I end up like this?' Only time I've ever laughed out loud at a child.

#kids tag

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farmverse · 6 months

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lays facedown on the floor. i miss my kids

#farm tag #farm speaking #kids tag

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kehuyquan · 2 years

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Touch has a memory. O say, love say, What can I do to kill it and be free in my old liberty?

John Keats

#john keats #poetry #kids tag

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doccywhomst · 4 months

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#i’ve been thinking abt that cringe post #i think the latent feelings behind ‘cringe’ are shame and sometimes envy/bitterness #same vibes as when six year olds say ‘those toys are for babies’ if they’ve been shamed for their age by older kids #anyway. i think part of the healing process is realizing that shame puts you at war with yourself bc part of yourself is a social being!#and that part of you wants community and acceptance (maybe love). shame is the absence of acceptance #unlearning shame means learning self-love and gaining the confidence to find your people #jerma #cw jerma #(someone asked me to tag lol)

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midnight-coffee94 · 9 months

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No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

#the good place #i'm binge watching it again and it just takes me out so hard #i get lost in the sauce thinking about this quote #the idea that those who hurt you are capable of being better people and then seeing them change and grow just hits me right between the rib #who am i kidding it stabs me like the senators stabbed Caesar #anyway #icy does a tag ramble

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redsray · 2 months

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the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?

Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??

Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.

Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.

Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.