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iheartbanda · 1 year
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BANDA BANDA BANDA BANDA.. oh banda…. Give me ur kids!!
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prolix-principality · 4 months
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You're Just a Little Under Rehearsed - MickyRC
Oh this just felt so sweet and natural and silly and happy and I love it ugh!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35532178
Good Omens: Crowley/Mr. AJ, Aziraphale/Mr. Fell, Anathema, Tracy, Adam (Young), Pepper, Wensley/dale, Brian, Warlock, Deidre, R.P. Tyler, Stella (OC), misc characters 14 chapters; 53,369 words. ~ Drama teacher Crowley loves directing the Tadfield Community Players' shows—interacting with the rest of the staff at the community center, not so much. So when he meets the new accompanist for this year's musical, he's shocked to find that he might actually like him. Possibly more than like, if he's being honest. Aziraphale is fresh from leaving a long career as a church pianist, and hoping that a new job will get him out of the lonely rut he's found himself in. The attention and kindness of the flashy community theater director are unexpected, but not unwelcome. Far from it. But with a community theater to run, a show to put on, and a disgruntled R.P. Tyler looking for any excuse to get rid of Crowley and his theater program, will they be able to make a relationship work? And, more importantly, can they make sure the show still goes on? ~ Warning: food/wine, unsafe/aggressive teaching methods/environments, brief angry yelling, brief mentions of death/executions/decapitation, a splinter, slightly confusing pov swaps
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aznxbeauty-blog · 6 years
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prolix-principality · 4 months
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Ill Begotten - Hel_in_NL
This was a cool premise!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/20143195
Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Raphael (OC), Adam (Young), Pepper, Wensleydale, Brian, Sabriel (OC), Kushiel (OC), Jophiel (OC), Gabriel, Beelzebub, Dagon, Michael, misc characters 24 chapters; 44,639 words. ~ Seven years after the failed apocalypse the earth keeps turning on its axis. Heaven and Hell are back to a stalemate and it seems like the world will keep spinning for a bit longer. Enter a new faction with an unknown goal and a origin that was lost to the ages. ~ Warning: food/alcohol mentions, loss of children, violence/battle, temporary major character death, minor character deaths, mind and memory tampering, discussion of pregnancy/breeding/(possible incest?), bigotry/inequalities/slavery(?), kidnapping/prison, discussion of genocide, possibly creepy relationship dynamics, (brief) mentions of sex/excrements/torture/throat damage
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prolix-principality · 5 months
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What To Do After Firing. - Lanna Michaels
I love Mary fics, tbh
https://archiveofourown.org/works/19364392
Good Omens: Mary Hodges/Loquacious), Jude (Adam?) Single chapter; 1,047 words. ~ One switch too many finds Sister Mary Loquacious raising the Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lord of Darkness. Or, as she calls him, Jude. She's always liked The Who. ~ Warning: food mention, (brief!) mention of orgasms
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prolix-principality · 6 months
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A Model Guardian - Fuuma_san
I really appreciated how much the Them were fleshed out and important in this fic!!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/24828121/chapters/60055153
Good Omens: Fell/Aziraphale, Jay/AJ/Crowley, Tracy, Newt, Anathema, Lucky (Lucifer), Warlock, Wensleydale, Pepper, Brian, Adam (Young), misc characters 23 chapters; 157,616 words. ~ Crowley is a self-sufficient model on the verge of stardom. They clawed their way up all by themselves and the very last thing they want is some cream puff bodyguard their agency hired following them around constantly. Pretending to be their boyfriend at work so they don't get a reputation as a Diva. Watching over them. Caring for them. But then it turns out "Fell" was not even his real name. Was it all fake? Would someone like him ever want someone like them? ~ Warning: nsfw, chapter warnings, food, (sometimes excessive) alcohol, work-related power imbalances, shame around sexuality/serious misunderstandings, “whore” and other sex-worker negative language, past! homelessness and sex work for food, kink/blindfolds, misgendering, bruises/blood/minor injury, off-screen death mention/loss of a parent, “shit-eating”/excrement/bodily functions/mentions of vomit, disgusting/unsanitary location, past child abuse, trauma conditioning, kids in danger (everyone is okay afterwards), mugging/attacks/abduction, police, (brief!) ableism/mention of homophobia, (sometimes extreme) interphobia/internalized, measurements and body/size thoughts/internalized fatphobia, industry-typical body discussion/negativity, sexual harassment, (mild) post-coital drop, accidental outing (everyone is safe), (brief) cigarette, semi-confusing pronoun usage/typos
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prolix-principality · 6 months
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Till We Have Arrived Home Again -prouvairing
This is such a sweet, silly, slice-of-life catharsis and I loved every moment of this.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/21852754
Harry Potter: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Harry Potter, Mrs. Clements (OC), Mrs. Singh (OC), Stacy (OC), Hermione, Ron, misc characters 13 chapters; 43,559 words. ~ Summer, 1999. Harry comes home with news. Quite a lot of news. ~ Warning: nsfw, food, alcohol use, mild injury, past! deaths/war/other canon tragedies, joking discussion of infidelity, interrupted intimacy, transformation, discussion of disease/sickness, hair pulling (kinky), brief ass-to-mouth, brief mentions of body size commentary/hypothetical murder/memory wipes/vomit/gender roles ~ Podfic Available - ashata
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prolix-principality · 6 months
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Round and Round They Go: Three Happy Endings - AnonymousDandelion
They all deserve the sweetest autumn and a festive winter.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/42264804
Good Omens: Aurthur Young, Deidre Young, Mr. Johnson (Greasy’s father), Harriet Dowling, Thaddeus Dowling, Adam Young, Warlock, Greasy Johnson (baby #3), misc characters Single chapter; 1,588 words. ~ There's a trick they do with one pea and three cups which is very hard to follow. Eleven years ago, something like it, for greater stakes than a handful of loose change, took place.
Three golden-haired babies; three sets of parents; one exceptional muddle in a tiny, out-of-the-way birthing hospital.
The trick has been performed. What remains is its outcome. ~ Warning: footnotes, brief memory alteration
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prolix-principality · 6 months
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People Watching - Supergeek21
People watching was one of Warlock’s favorite hobbies.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35016637
Good Omens: Warlock, Nanny/Crowley, Francis/Aziraphale, Adam (Young) Single chapter; 700 words. ~ Warlock Dowling spots a pair of almost-familiar faces while people watching in the park. ~ Warning: hypothetical cruelty to ducks
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prolix-principality · 7 months
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Homenum Revelio - LeilaKalomi
Aziraphale wondered what other bad information he’d gotten. Surely Gabriel would have more specific instructions for him.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31141622
Good Omens: Crowley/Crawly, Aziraphale, Warlock, Brian, Pepper, Gabriel, misc characters 8 chapters; 28,008 words. ~ Chronically underemployed millennial Aziraphale finally gets his chance when he's hired as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor at Hogwarts. But it's a temporary hire with a condition he must meet in order to make it permanent: he must rid the castle of the mysterious entity plaguing its halls, known only as Crawly. ~ Warning: illustrated, nsfw, food, additional chapter warnings, attempted violence/murder, captivity/detainment, animal abuse, plug-n-play genitals
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prolix-principality · 7 months
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A Boy, a Dog, and a Bedroom Floor - DandelionDrabbles
Adam did not frequently clean his room.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/36233545
Good Omens: Adam (Young), misc characters (mentioned) Single chapter; 300 words. ~ It's like havin' to tidy up people's bedrooms for them, he’d said the day before, making an analogy to why ruling the world really wouldn’t be all it was cracked up to be. You never tidy up even your bedroom, Pepper had pointed out in return, accurately. And somehow, now, the words seemed stuck in Adam’s mind. ~ Warning: none
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prolix-principality · 7 months
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It's a Nautical Feeling - ladydragona, SylWritesStuff
What a wild ride!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31231055/
Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Tracy, Beez (Beelzebub), Adam (Young), Pepper, Wensleydale, Brian, Anathema, Newt, Dagon, Shadwell, Lucien (Satan), Gabriel, Michael, Eric (disposable demon), Ligur, Hastur, misc characters 28 chapters; 210,942 words. ~
Captain Anthony J. Crowley would consider himself content with his life. He has a beautiful ship, a competent crew, and a job that gives him more freedom than most but when raiding a loyalist vessel, an unclaimed omega is offered up.
Navigator Aziraphale Eastgate would not consider himself content with his life, but he is trying. He's sure the famed Nutter Treasure will help if he can just get this crew of privateers to actually listen to him, but it's difficult being an unclaimed omega. It's especially difficult when one is offered to an alpha pirate. ~ Warning: nsfw, omegaverse and related tropes/cycles/marking, food/alcohol, harassment/bigotry, “bitch”, (false) kidnapping, (mistaken) main character death, various character deaths, threats/violence/executions, serious injuries, depression, discussion of rape/murder/slavery/flaying/other abuses, fire/explosion, tragedy, kids in danger, getting lost, manipulation and lies, post-coital drop, anxiety/panic, discussion of pregnancy/breeding (brief actual pregnancy), rimming/ass-to-mouth, (brief!) hair-pulling/cigarettes/water/excrement/mention of cannibalism, semi-confusing POV swaps/typos
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prolix-principality · 7 months
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Wulver Stane and Selkie Shore - D20Owlbear
A picnic on the beach.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/33961714
Good Omens: Crowley, Warlock, Aziraphale Single chapter; 1,923 words. ~ Crowley gathers Warlock from his games in the woods and goes to meet Aziraphale on the beach with a picnic. ~ Warning: footnotes, food
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prolix-principality · 8 months
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Crowley And The Chocolate Factory - entanglednow
Wow, that was quite a ride. An excellent, extremely sweet ride, but also what the fuck just happened?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32525173
Good Omens: Crowley, Zonka (Aziraphale), Adam (Young), Various Eriks (disposable demon), Brian, Pepper, Wensleydale, Warlock, Mike/Tank Top Dad (Brian’s dad), Cheese Mum (Wensley’s mum), Sunglasses Mum (Pepper’s mum), Mustache/Tad Dowling, Diedre, 10 chapters; 54,554 words. ~ Crowley has to step up for his nephew Adam when he wins a ticket to tour the famous chocolate factories, run by the reclusive and deeply strange Zira Zonka. It doesn't take Crowley long to decide that he wants nothing to do with the man, who's clearly hiding dark and mysterious secrets. ~ Warning: nsfw, alcohol use, ignored boundaries, various injuries/breaks, discussions on various violences/gore, (brief) mentioned smoking/drugs/cults/cannibalism/excrements ~ Podfic Available - Collab
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prolix-principality · 8 months
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stalwart sun, wily moon - dustnhalos
“Crowley. Go see Mr. Fell. Just...what he doesn’t know can’t hurt him, right? Trust me on this. I’m asking you to trust me.”
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28542933/
Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Warlock, Adam (Young), Pepper, Wensley(dale), Brian, Asmodeus (OC), Beelzebub, Lucille (OC), Gabriel, Dagon, Michael, Sandalphon, Bel/Belphegor (OC), misc characters 40 chapters; 369,724 words. ~ Anthony J. Crowley is a world-class art thief with a complicated past who, until now, had been pretty content with going through life as part of a prolific black market art trafficking ring. He enjoyed the thrill and danger of the hunt, especially if it meant he got to travel the world, play with state-of-the-art technology, and make enough money to afford anything he could ever want.
That is, until a simple logistical hiccup leads him straight into the path of one Aziraphale Fell, former Head Conservator of the British Museum turned antique repair shop owner.
Suddenly, there's a space in Crowley's life that only Aziraphale seems to fill, but his clandestine life of crime paired with Aziraphale's industry connections and indomitable penchant for good seems like a relationship doomed to fail.
Little do they both know, the strands of friendship, morality, and deception in their shared circles of the London art world are interwoven in even more complex ways than either of them could have expected... ~ Warning: illustrated, additional warnings, footnotes, custom formatting, food, alcoholism, sometimes violent bigotry (trans+homophobia/sexism/racism/fatphobia/etc.), graphic violence/blood/injuries, sabotage/manipulation/threats, abuse (family/kids/animals(?)/employees), various extreme traumas, guns/murder/suicide, arson/fire, abduction, drugs (weed, discussion of others), panic attacks, law enforcement, lots of overstepped boundaries, unexpected kiss, brief! excrement/vomit, brief! mention of needles/rimming/body horror/animal sacrifice/(potential) incest, semi-confusing POV swaps, various minor but sometimes confusing inconsistencies and typos
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prolix-principality · 9 months
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Flowers From Hell - entanglednow
What a sweet, fun story! I was not sure about reading this from the tags and description but once I got into it I was hooked.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/23380195/
Good Omens: Ivy (OC), Aziraphale, Crowley, Anathema, Newt 12 chapters; 41,968 words. ~ In which Aziraphale makes more of an effort to be involved with Crowley's interests and hobbies. ~ Warning: read the tags, food/alcohol, some body-horror, an animal almost eaten alive, plant yelling, brief mention of sickness/vomit, insects
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