#kieran.work

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what if I kill myself instead

#text #mine #kieran talks #kieran.work #i have to be dramatic about it now and not later #this fucking idiot #at work. keeps making my life harder instead of actually reading what im telling her #and NOW she wants to have a phone call about it. #instead of answering my fucking question so i can get the project in production already #like i could have LAST MONTH if she'd ANSWERED MY FUCKING EMAIL #but no #we have to have a fucking phone call about it

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#text #mine #kieran talks #kieran.work #i have to fly out on sunday and my carryon is #just slightly more than 22inches and its making me nervous #i'll probably be fine #my flights on one of the big planes with three per row on either side of the aisle i think #but im nervous about it anyway #i hate flying #someone tell me itll be fine and they don't care

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baby's first workplace bonus

#text #mine #kieran talks #kieran.work #I AM NO LONGER WORRIED ABOUT PAYING OFF MY DENTAL CARE #for now at least

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everyday I wake up and I get emails

#text #mine #kieran talks #kieran.work #does the agony never end?

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HELLO I KNOW WHAT THE MOOD SWING LAST NIGHT WAS FROM NOW.

This realization brought to you by me, CRAMPING AT WORK WITH NO SPARE TYLENOL LIKE A DUMBASS

#text #mine #kieran talks #kieran.work #FUCK

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it hasn't even been an hour, but it feels like I've been here for six hours

#text #mine #kieran.work #kieran talks #im. probably going to head home after lunch and wfh tomorrow too #im so fucking tired still

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EMAILS.

EVERYDAY I GET E M A I L S.

#text #mine #kieran talks #kieran.work #IM IN HELL #(read. i am at work. doing my job) #HATE HATE HATE L O A T H E ENTIRELY

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an actual email I sent at work:

did I send this last week or did it get lost in the Haze

#text #mine #kieran talks #kieran.work #i couldnt think of a better way to say #i think i sent this but i can find no evidence that i actually did #so like. have YOU #seen this from me somehow already?? #or did i just comvince myself i sent it and never actually did #anyway i did actually send it

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there was a caterpillar in my hair :(

#text #mine #kieran talks #kieran.work #i made a fool of myself freaking out oer seeing it in a meeting 😭😭😭 #its fine #i put it in the grass outside #it referring to the caterpillar not the situation or my emotional state #my emotion state is in shambles and the situation is vaguely funny of it hadnt happend at 9 in the morning #when i am already so so exhausted

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I wanna go HOME

#text #mine #kieran.work #kieran talks #im not even an hour into my work day and i just #i want to go hoooome #i dont want to Be Here Anymore

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my productivity for the day is ended. I'm done, it's over, feed me to the wolves and make up lies at my funeral

#text #mine #kieran talks #kieran.work #im just waiting on one more thing to get picked up i think #well one set of things #but our laminator bungled on something and im done lol #im probably going to spend the rest of the day fucking around and making forms #OH I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO DO AUTOMATE #helllooooo linkedin learning #anyway

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plagued with eager to please disease, incurable

#text #mine #kieran talks #im volunteering myself for a project that ive fucking created from the ground up #well #from what i was given in an effort to make things easier for myself in the future #and now i have to test it and fine tune it and see if it does actually help at all #its fine #kieran.work #also this is a joke post #ok to reblog #tell me im funny

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why this

#text #mine #kieran talks #kieran.work #people either really like the work i do or hate me and want me to quit #why this

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losing my shit at work rn over nothing

literally nothing.

#text #mine #kieran talks #kieran.work #dont ask me to explain i Cannot #my lunch break is in 8 minutes and then i will walk it out and come back #itll be fine #but right now in my head the world is exploding and im on fire

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I have gone to my works mail room to get a package shipped out THREE TIMES. and they haven't been there THREE TIMES.

PLEASE. IM JUST TRYING TO GET THIS DUMB THING O U T.

#text #mine #kieran talks #kieran.work

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WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO HAVE THEIR MEETINGS RIGHT OUTSIDE MY OFFICE TODAY

YOU HAVE YOUR OWN OFFICES

USE ONE OF THEM

#text #mine #kieran.work #kieran talks #this is also a great indicator that my hormones are out of wack bc #i want to legitimately commit homicide over this which is a drastic escalation