Mccree: *watching Hanzo wait in line to order his food* you sure he’s related to you? He seems so refined and reserved.
Genji: *watching the creep in front of Hanzo reach under a girls skirt* just wait-
Hanzo: *suddenly yanks the creep back and slams his face into the counter repeatedly* OI BOKE!! (You motherfucker!!) NANI YATTEN NO!? ORA KONOYAROU!! (what the hell are you doing?! Motherfucker!!)
Genji: *already out of his seat* shit shit shit we gotta go!
Hanzo: *still beating the hell out of the creep* KIITEN NO KA?! OI!! (Are you deaf?! you fuck?!) I SAID LEAVE THEM ALON- Genji what the fuck?!
Genji: *suddenly flinging Hanzo over his shoulder and booking it out of there* WE’RE NOT YAKUZA ANYMORE ANIJA YOU CANT DO THAT!
Hanzo: HE DESERVED IT!
Genji: WE STILL CANT DO THAT!
Mccree: *following behind* Yep. The resemblance is uncanny.
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