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fanaticsnail · 2 months

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Fic Prompt: Donquixote Doflamingo

But it's Kill Bill.

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"Do you find me sadistic? No, kiddo, this is me at my most masochistic-."

"Doffy. It's your bab-."

Gunshot.

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"That woman deserves her revenge. And we? We deserve to die."

#one piece #opla #x reader #opla fic #one piece live action #donquixote doflamingo #donquixote rosinante #donquixote corazon #kill bill au #doffy x reader #Doflamingo x reader #op fic prompt #Donquixote Doflamingo x reader #Spotify

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hamspenalty · 4 months

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kill bill au?? 👀👀👀👀👀

When Max was a kid, his dad’s favorite knife bigger than his tiny forearm, he’d told him the most important thing about their job. It was simple, really. “Do not get attached. Whatever personal feelings or remorse you have gets thrown out the window. Do your job, and deal with the rest later.”

Since that day, Max had tagged along on his dad’s appointments until he was considered old enough to start taking appointments. When he was 9. He still remembers it; some angry ex-wife who’d asked Max and his dad to kill her cheating, deadbeat ex-husband. His dad had let him fire the fatal shot that ended up killing him. Quick and dirty.

He’d had nightmares about it until he was 13. The blood splatter against the wall. The way his dad had patted his back with a triumphant smile, lips curling into something sinister as he flashed his pearly whites at Max.

At 18, he’d learned all he’d needed to know. How to properly clean a toilet. How to make coffee. And how to hide a dead body.

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Max stares at his target from the rooftop of some run down apartment that’s infested with rats. It stunk strongly of mold and decay, and if Max hadn’t developed such a strong stomach from seeing and smelling brain matter since the tender age of 11, he’d probably throw up.

He finishes the last of his chocolate croissant, licking the crumbs off his fingers as he looks down the scope on his rifle, zooming in a little on the man’s ugly, screwed up face as he came. Max tamps down a laugh. If only he knew what was coming.

That’s the thing about assassinating people. They usually never know what’s coming for them. One day they’re having their morning coffee, and the next they’re dead. Simple as that. It used to tear Max up inside, all those years ago, but he’s learned how to manage it, he thinks. You see something enough and it becomes normal.

He shoots next to the man’s head, narrowly avoiding his ear. The bullet grazes it, if his screams of shock are any indication. The man does exactly what Max wants him to do. He runs out of the house screaming.

“Got you,” Max whispers to himself, looking down the scope once more. Everything slows down, his back muscles tensing, his breath becoming shallow as he fires one last shot, right into his chest.

The man stops. His eyes glaze over, and he falls to his knees with a deafening crack. Max smiles, triumphant.

As he packs his things up, he wonders whether he should order Thai or Indian for dinner. He thinks about the stacks of various food menus resting in his kitchen drawer, sticking together like one happy, symbiotic machine, and settles on Indian. He’s been craving chicken tikka masala.

He sighs as he gets into his beat up, sun damaged ‘95 Honda Civic, turning on his favorite Dutch radio station. He listens to the familiar songs from his childhood while driving to his apartment, aching for his bed.

Max lives in a shoebox. He has to, though. He can’t live in a nice, expensive apartment while killing people for a living. It just doesn’t make sense. He has to stay under the radar.

So he lives in a shoebox with no heating and no central air, with loud neighbors and two stray cats that love to visit him on the fire escape. He tells everyone that he works a regular job; a security guard for some high end law firm; and pays his taxes like a good citizen. He’s golden. No one has to know that he’s been killing random people since he was a child, and that sometimes he wakes up in a panic because of it. He was mostly okay.

Max runs through the rest of his day in a haze. He says hi to his neighbors, smiling in a way he hopes is believable. He runs through the motions of calling his favorite restaurant to order his food, hoping that his voice sounds normal, and not fuzzy and distant like it does in his head.

He finishes the last of his food while watching some stupid reality TV show that was in the recommended section of the previous apartment owner’s Netflix account. She’d never logged out on the TV she’d left behind, and since Max didn’t want to risk getting found out by something as stupid as a Netflix account, he used it to his advantage.

He let himself sink into the leather of his couch, listening to the contestants argue about who to kick off the island until he fell asleep. Sometimes he likes to pretend that those people were really there with him, that it wasn’t just him and his own parasitic thoughts.

Sometimes it helped.

#kill bill au #my ficlet #wip title game

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oceluna · 2 years

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‘‘Remake’‘ of this set

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romanticinpanic · 5 months

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Summary: A former assassin, known simply as The Renegade, wakes from a coma four years after his jealous ex-lover Deathstroke attempts to murder him the day he retires. Fueled by an insatiable desire for revenge, he vows to get even with every person who contributed to the loss of his adopted son, his forced relationship with Slade, and the decade away from his family. After devising a hit list, The Renegade sets off on his quest, enduring unspeakable injury and unscrupulous enemies.

AKA

Kill Bill AU where Renegade!Dick wakes up from a coma with his adopted son Damian missing. He decides to take revenge on Slade and all those complicit in their abusive relationship. Meanwhile the Bats in Gotham start noticing a pattern of said revenge killings done by a mysterious figure.

Relationships: Dick Grayson & Damian Wayne, Dick Grayson/Slade Wilson, (in a purposefully toxic way), Other Relationship Tags to Be Added

Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Kill Bill (Movies)

Rating: M

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con

Wordcount: 562 words (in progress)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Kill Bill Fusion, Inspired by Kill Bill (Movies), Kill Bill (Movies) References, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Dick Grayson is Renegade, Dick Grayson as Slade Wilson's Apprentice, Evil Slade Wilson, Creepy Slade Wilson, Slade Wilson Being an Asshole, Unhealthy Relationships, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Attempted Rape/Non-Con, Dick Grayson-centric, Dark Dick Grayson, Adoptive Parent Dick Grayson, Dick Grayson Has Issues, Dick Grayson Needs a Hug, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, You don't need to have seen Kill Bill to read this, but it'll probably make more sense/be more fun if you have

Author’s commentary: This is pretty high up on my “desperately needs an update” list. I can at least say I’ve figured out which characters are doing what :)

#renegade dick grayson #kill bill au #sladick #dick grayson #slade wilson #dc #renegade #deathstroke #fanfiction #my works #ao3

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musingsofvenus · 2 years

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⭐(i would LOVE if you talked about the kill bill au, but i'll take any director's commentary!)⭐

*cracks knuckles* This answer is Long As Hell 😌 I chose select scenes from my favorite chapters.

I also elaborate on other details in the author's notes section of each chapter on AO3, so I only included comments I haven't already gushed about below

Director's commentary is below the cut. If you haven't read the kill bill au, spoilers are yonder.

Request is from this post. Thank you for the ask!!!! 💗

Chapter 1

An unexpected spurt of blood hitting his face makes Charlie flinch. As he wipes his cheek, he sees a bullet leeching its way out of the woman’s chest. The bullet clatters to the ground, and a trickle of blood leaks from the hole left behind. Seconds later, her chest stutters with a weak gasp.

“Uh, she ain’t dead,” Charlie announces.

I'd say 80% of the dialogue is lifted directly from the movie or script. Whenever I write, I have the movie playing in the background for visual/story reference. I rewind and rewatch 100s of times.

Aside from that, I really loved writing this bit. Hillbilly cop Charlie and his sidekick Buttcrack Santa are my favorite humans. One thing I had a hard time with was describing the bullet leaving Leah's body; it took me a long time to figure out how I wanted to rework that scene. Translating movie action to words is hard. Some things just work better visually. But I think it turned out alright

Chapter 2

I LOVED this entire chapter. There's so many fun scenes. I wrote it in one sitting. I have so many comments about it

There was something about his perfect smile and his Southern charm that drew Leah in. His pretty brown eyes with gold flecks in them were like molasses, full of sweetness and affection just for her. And his hands, large and strong, played with Seth during the day and held Leah tenderly at night.

THE BLACK GUY ALWAYS DIES FIRST!!! I agonized over this a lot because it's my pet peeve in movies. So I just decided to make myself feel worse by describing Laurent as the hottest, most incredible lover ever. SIGH. I entertained the idea of having him reappear at the end of the fic as a vampire, but I ended up scrapping that idea. The logistics of that would've been too annoying

The charcoal wolf charged at them, wasting no time raking its claws across Leah’s face. She screamed in horror and agony, clutching at her face as it gushed torrents of blood and burned like fire.

I thought it would be ironic to have Emily be the one to scratch Leah in the face, since Emily was originally the one who got scarred in Twilight.

Long, pale white fingers grasped the edge of the boat, and a pair of red eyes broke the surface of the murky water with a laser focus on Leah. Long brown hair, turned teak from the water, floated along the surface in loose tendrils.

VAMPIRE BELLA! EVIL BELLA SUPREMACY! CRYPTID(ish) BELLA!

Remember when Victoria was watching Bella from the water in New Moon after Jacpb fished her out of the ocean? Yeaaaaah that's this

Chapter 3

“Your eyes haven’t cooled yet,” she realizes. “You’re a pup still.”

Leah nods sullenly. “A late bloom,” she confirms.

This is a reference to something that I can't remember lmao

Embry scowls. “Why do I always have to get the drinks?” he demands. He grabs Leah’s stool, scurrying to her left side and pointing angrily at ‘Kim’ as he leans his head over Leah’s shoulder like her body is a shield. “Why can’t you get it for once?!”

“Because I’m the boss,” ‘Kim’ hisses, raising the cleaver threateningly. Embry backs away with a yelp. “Now shut up and get this woman her drink!”

I was cackling as I wrote this interaction. This scene was SO funny in the movie so I tried to do it justice with my remix.

Her second and final weapon is a katana, and it sings from within the wooden scabbard. Embry holds the bottom end of the scabbard and thrusts the katana into the flames. The scabbard remains unscathed and the symbols carved into it glow a bright red.

I really couldn't tell you how Embry made this sword or what kind of magical process goes into it. I don't know why the blade glows in the fire or what it says on the sword either. It just sounded cool. I was literally making things up on the fly

I also couldn't think of a better alternative weapon to give Leah. In the movie, Beatrix gets a sword because she's in Japan and trained in martial arts. Is Leah trained in the art of swordsmanship, or is she just winging it? Beats me lol

Chapter 7

I just want to give a quick shout out to evil Emily and sleazy Paul. They were my favorite horndogs, RIP to the real ones

Writing their death scenes was fun but also challenging. I'm literally running out of creative ways for Leah to get through her kill list without being repetitive. But the show must go on 🥴

Emily drains the rest of her whiskey and runs a hand across her mouth. “They have two kinds of venom. One turns humans, and one just causes paralysis.”

She tosses the empty jar over her shoulder, excitement making her eyes wide as she counts off her fingers. “The paralytic is harmless to us. It’s like a temporary sedative to the nervous system. But the other kind? Well that’s the most effective poison for our kind– it breaks down tissue faster than we can regenerate it. It can even cause hallucinations.”

Emily's monologue while Paul was dying from the poison was a fun scene to rework from the movie. I watched the movie's scene between Elle, the black mamba, and Budd too many times to count. Somewhere in Twilight it's mentioned that the science behind vampire venom is that it paralyzes their prey with pain so they won't escape while feeding. I thought it would be cool if they had different venoms that served different needs, hence the paralytic and the turn-you-into-vampire juice.

Leah’s lips are right next to her ear as she whispers, “Where’s Sam?”

“You-”

A stab to her stomach makes Emily shout and double over. It’s quick, nothing more than a sharp flash and it’s over, but the lingering sting knocks the breath out of her. The oozing wound does not close.

“Where’s Sam?” Leah repeats, her voice rising.

When Leah dipped from the hospital in chapter 2, I couldn't think of how to include the scene from the movie when Beatrix is bashing the nurses' head in with the door and screaming "Where's Bill?". I thought it would with better in this scene. I was also coming up empty on how to pull this fight scene together so that addition saved my ass

Chapter 8

Curious, Bella turns on her heel and lifts her gaze. The sight leaves her bewildered.

This is wrong. All wrong.

There are two blue moons in the sky.

She squints, leaning closer, and then she feels it: A huff of air that blows her locks away from her face. A vibration throughout her body from a growl so loud the ground shakes with it. A heart that has long since stopped beating in her chest drops into the pit of her stomach.

Nothing is going the way she remembers.

The shroud of darkness before her parts like a curtain, unveiling a large white muzzle. Trembling lips peel back to show off rows of sharp and gleaming canine teeth. Its jaw opens wide, unnaturally so, and the base of its throat glows with the light of hellfire.

Bella had a handful of prophetic dreams in Twilight and that storyline went nowhere. Her dreams are literally messages from the deep, and when she got turned into a vampire all of that just got dropped...? So I incorporated that back into this fic.

I also just really liked how I described her dream sequence in this chapter. Shout out to me lmfao. I'll never achieve this greatness again.

“Dreams again, love?” Edward asks quietly.

Fall Out Boy reference. IYKYK

“‘O, swear not by the moon, th’ inconstant moon, that monthly changes in her circle orb, lest that thy love prove likewise variable.’” Jacob scrunched his face into a grimace. “How do you read this stuff? What does that even mean?”

“Juliet doesn’t want Romeo to swear his love by the moon because it’s always changing, and she wants his love to be constant.”

Foreshadowing 👀 Also the sun and moon trope for Bella x Jacob is absolutely perfect. They are literally the definition of that trope. I love them. I'm obsessed with them. Okay? Okay.

Shout out to that teacher in New Moon (?) that made Edward recite lines from Romeo and Juliet. I imagine if Jacob were in that clas with them, he would hate everything about the play and scoff at Edward's memorization of it

A weaker version of that sunny smile of his bloomed on his face as he murmured, “It’s okay, honey. It’s okay.”

He was always trying his best to make sure Bella felt nothing but love and comfort in his presence. Even so close to death, he was still trying.

“I love you, Jacob,” she choked out.

Jacob’s bloodshot eyes softened, and a trickle of blood dribbled from his nose.

“Love you more,” were his last words to her.

Yeah so I hurt my own feelings writing this. I also heavily referenced the scene in Eclipse when Bella says goodbye to Jacob after the newborn fight.

Also remember that time when Jacob just suddenly called Bella 'honey' and it wasn't a big deal???? Well, it IS to ME.

Okay love you bye

#ask #kill bill au #twilight au #twilight fanfiction #i have another one sitting in my inbox working on it nowwwww

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 8 months

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years later someone buys the plot, turns on the lights and is suddenly worshipped as a sun god by a bunch of puppets falling apart at the seams

pov you break into the spooky abandoned Playfellow Studios building for shits and giggles

#lore tidbit! the plot is not available for purchase #the building is only Technically abandoned. its still very much Owned private property!#actually ive been thinking about the Other side of this au. the people's perspective #cause in this au at least they all Knew the puppets were alive #many employees - especially the ones working 'closest' to the puppets - put up a huge fight when the show got canceled #but it was either Disassemble (kill) Them or Lock Them Away #and honestly? killing the neighbors would've been somewhat of a mercy #but the employees had no way of knowing just how Bad things would get #wh lights out au #scribble salad #and i mean. the building's electricity bill remains paid.#the employees that felt really bad kept it paid over the years - devoting a bit of their income each to it #thinking the puppets would a) be awake & b) be able to figure it out #yeah that's actually a lil fun tragic tidbit as well - if any of the puppets had found the breaker....#or found it and Messed with it a lil... flipped the right switch...#they would've gotten the lights back on no problem #but yeah anyway ive been Thinking about the employees' side of things a lot #might tie that in with act two. it'd make sense considering the shit that happens #well either they'd help the puppets out or they'd get shoved into one of the sinkholes by barnaby. so.#bc if we're talkin seriously here. the puppets are more likely to kill a person than worship them for any reason #they'd go full 'THREAT!! THREAT!! ELIMINATE THE THREAT!!! WE'RE NOT LOSING ANYONE ELSE!!!' mode

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alcorian-wizard · 10 months

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ik they’re like sworn enemies and stuff- but i’ve been thinking abt how one day in the faaar future alcor just brings bill cipher back for the shits and giggles (in a good ol the-more-u-fuck-around-the-more-u-find-out fashion) after being bored out of his mind for a good millenia or something (im sure this goes against some alcor lore but it’d just be so funny). alternatively, in the fashion of someone like me, bill comes back after like, centuries after dying and alcor’s got a small tea party set up waiting for him

#bill:pinetree stop giving me holy salt instead of sugar pls im still weak #alcor: stop calling me pine tree and i'll consider it #im joking please dont hate me #i think their dynamic would be so funny though like putting aside the centuries old feud and hate between the two #like let's just ignore alcor's primal urge to kill bill on sight #alcor #alcor the dreambender #dipper pines #dipper #tau #transcendence au #tau art #tau fanart #bill cipher #gravity falls #gravity falls au #reluctant roomates au

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why-is-it-always-autumn · 7 months

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The problem with big fandoms (using "problem" in a very loose sense here) is that it's really hard to stumble across the weird niche undertagged stuff when its being buried in five million coffee shop/royalty/high school/soulmate aus. If there are 150 works in the tag total you can look through very quickly and find anything that appeals to you. When there are over a million it is much harder to do that.

#im very into a genre of fic i like to think of as #'canon adjacent but we got silly with it'#like crack treated seriously and very specific canon divergences and obscure crossovers #the lore is intact but the plot diverges #or it doesnt even technically diverge its just set pre- or post-canon or focusing on side characters #i want two characters who never met in canon running into each other and getting into shenaningans #i want time travel fix it but only for this one specific guy who doesnt know or care what the protagonists are doing #au where due to some cascading nonsense the plots of season 1 and 10 are happening at the same time #this specific character didnt get killed off and is just sort of around now #au where everything is the same but one of the protagonists is some sort of creature #unfortunately this is a very broad category #and it is impossibly to effectively filter out everything that does not fit the bill while still including everything that does #i can filter out my notps but if im ambivalent towards the juggernaut ship of the fandom that doesnt help much #fanfic

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twilights-stuff · 6 months

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Took a break from studying and decided to self indulge myself with an GF X Odyssey/Epic au

Ford is now Odysseus babyyy. Basically just like in the book as well as in the musical, Ford spends 20 years away from his home Ithaca, his beloved twins Dipper and Mabel and his brother Stan who became a regent taking over Ford's place while the king was away for war and raising his niece and nephews for the last 20 years. Still figuring the other stuffs tho. Mostly based from the musical rather than the myth itself but I also took some creative liberties.

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kkurades · 9 months

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KILL BILL ━━━━━ full house copycats

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PARK SEONGHWA regretted nothing more than breaking up with you due to his need to focus on his studies but trying to win you back would be harder than he had originally thought and finding out that you had happily moved on with another man while being a successful idol didn’t make it any easier for him

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YANG YN ( portrayed by JENNIE )

(g)i-dle member, met shuhua first when she was hiding in the toilets at cube ent to watch the newest httyd episode, has an httyd addiction, absolutely loves loves loves penguins, is still close with her high school friends, is fake dating minho, gets sad whenever someone mentions seonghwa so no one does, is the rory gilmore of her idol!friendgroup, is the child of shuhua and soojin but they’re kind of divorced now :(

CHO MIYEON ( portrayed by MIYEON )

(g)i-dle member, pretends to date minnie for the giggles, acts like a dog for minnie tbh, is yuqi’s ‘father’ & ‘minnie’s’ wife in their ‘family’, is actually a fan of the yninho ship bc she really really doesn’t like seonghwa even though she has never met him, has accidentally cut yn’s hair during a vlive and she had to wear extensions for a year after that

JEON SOYEON ( portrayed by SOYEON )

(g)i-dle member, kind of the single fun aunt of the group, always complains about being the leader of the group but secretly loves it, has a weird thing for cars mcqueen, miyeon is now sensitive to the color red bc the amount that soyeon watches cars, is unbiased to yn’s ships

NICHA YONTARARAK ( portrayed by MINNIE )

(g)i-dle member, pretends to be dating miyeon for the giggles, is yuqi’s ‘mother’ & miyeon’s ‘husband’, is the only one of the group that low-key roots for ynhwa, drinks water every three minutes

SONG YUQI ( portrayed by YUQI )

(g)i-dle member, has some weird thing going on with yn, always claims to be yn’s gf, is the ‘child’ of minnie & miyeon, thinks barbie is the ultimate girlboss, is an active yninho & ynhwa hater, collects barbie dolls since she was 5, brings up her father in every single conversation

YEH SHUHUA ( portrayed by SHUHUA )

(g)i-dle member, is kind of depressed bc soojin left, is yn’s ‘mother’ and soojin used to be yn’s ‘father’ and her ‘husband’ but bc what happened they refer to it as the divorce, swears she’s against any yn ships but has a secret preference for yninho, puts cat stickers on everything and everyone

# NOTES — i finished my niki smau so i can finally start making this 😼

# TAGLIST — @sserafimez , @neohyxn , @smh-anon , @redm4ri , @stopeatread , @yourfavoritefreakyhan , @saiewithakatana , @kyuupidwrites , @i-dont-know-me-either , @aestheticsluut , @certainyouthpeanut, @deadgirlwalking3 , @stopeatread , @cookiechristie , @atinyreads , @legohwas, @sollum , @a1sh1teruu , @nikisbf, @s00buwu , @kissezfornamjoon ( open )

#✩⋆° kill bill #seonghwa #seonghwa smau #park seonghwa #seonghwa x reader #kpop smau #ateez x reader #ateez smau #ateez #ateez social media au #lee know x reader #lee know #lee minho #lee minho x reader

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tswwwit · 10 months

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been rewatching gravity falls and this got me thinking-

would dipper allow bill to possess his body at least once? :0

Only if it were necessary for something! Dipper might trust Bill enough to use it for a limited amount of time if he has to, but no good could come from letting him joyride.

#answers #After all they've been married for a while #Dipper's stance on demonic possession by Bill has moved from #Absolutely no fucking way; he'd probably be trapped as a drifting spirit as his body was mutilated then killed #To: Only if he really has to because lord knows Bill's going to wring amusement out of it. Please don't make it a weird sex thing Bill #You know Bill at least jokes repeatedly about making it a weird sex thing #I'm not sure how possession would functionin Familiar AU but I'm sure there's some shenanigans with the bond and all that would make it wor #It's certainly not convenient to arrange and would require Dipper cooperating #So doubtful that it happens without them having to do it for some reason or another #Perhaps they even have to *Swap* to make it work in which case Bill *definitely* tries for the weird sex thing

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lucydoodles · 18 days

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I bring you another drawing of those 3 dumbasses arguing about Ice Cream

I posted it in Video format on TikTok as well!

Font by Ashyslashy

#gravity falls #bill cipher #illustration #gravity falls fanart #gfhumanized #will cipher #kill cipher #gravity falls au #gravityfallsfanart #I’d be pistachio #ice cream #heard nobody really likes pistachio #gravityfalls meme #meme drawing

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sorrowfulwill · 8 months

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ever since I kinda thought about kill a bit more I for some reason got father figure vibes from him so here’s a wholesome comic

#maybe like a near future redemption arc sorta thing??#gravity falls #gravity falls au #art #artists on tumblr #comic #kill cipher #bill cipher #stupid #wholesome

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oceluna · 2 years

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''“It’s mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality!”

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notthestarwar · 9 months

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Since I'm going through my notes. Here's a snippet from an old WIP

Cody and Fox after the war, no order 66, the stories called 'Fox gets a job' and I wrote quite a bit of it but then I hit a point where I didn't know what happened next lol so I moved on to something else.

Cody gives him a long look, one of the ones he's learnt from his Jedi. Theyre beginning to merge in to one person. "Fox, do you actually want a job?"

Fox smiles. "Brother, you don't go to interviews if you don't want a job. We can't all marry in to wealth!"

"He's a monk, Fox. He took a vow of poverty."

"Ah." Fox tilts his head. "There's more to wealth than the material."

"True." Cody Acquiesces. "There is a wealth in connections. Much like the ones I used to get you this interview."

His brother shoots him a dirty look.

"If you want the job, you don't tell them you killed your last boss! You aren't stupid Fox, I don't need to explain cause and affect to you! So what is this? Really?"

Fox shrugs. "I'm just done lying to natborns to keep them happy. "

Cody narrows his eyes. "OK fine, but no-one is asking you to get a job with natborns! There are dozens of brothers who'd kill to have you working with them. You know Wolffe keeps offering. Hell! You don't even need a job. Come live with us."

"Oh yes nothing I want more than to live in Cody and Obi Wans home for wayward siblings. Me and Skywalker can share a bunkbed!"

Cody rolls his eyes. "You know there's another spare room."

Then he sighs, looking up at him with those stupid eyes. All hopeful and sickeningly sincere. The Jedi were honestly getting to the guy, Cody was getting all soft. Too much time with tubies and religion could do that to a man.

"Look, just tell me you're doing this for fun." He says. "If you are fucking up all these interviews for shits and giggles then go ahead. We can meet up for drinks and laugh about the stupid natborn of the week. But Fox. If this is something else...Just tell me this isn't some kind of self destruction, OK?"

"I don't not want a job." Fox tries.

The look Cody gives him is pained. "Go on."

#commander Fox #commander Cody #snippet #star wars au #order 66 didn't happen #lol so this is not reflective of the part of the fic I've written at all. fox ends up as a noir esque private detective #and he's investigating an illegal cloning op with teenage boba of all people?#and i couldn't figure out where the investigation was leading to so that's where i stopped. but yeah. not representative looool #fox is also secretly having all his bills paid by Quinlan #(its secret cause fox feels weird about it. he doesn't want to admit to his brothers that he and Quinlan are a thing)#so there's a sideplot where cody is very worried fox has no money to feed himself. but Fox is fine.#(tho slightly emotionally constipated. he keeps being like. 'this doesn't mean anything' with quin. but it does. they're in love #fox just won't admit it)#yeah he killed Palpatine and keeps telling interviewers. what about it

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musingsofvenus · 2 years

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another update posted for the Kill Bill AU. moodboard coming tomorrow!

#my post #kill bill au

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