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astaroth1357 · 2 months
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So. As something of a connoisseur of depictions of the 7 Deadly Sins in media, I was just mulling over FMAB and thought, “I don’t know if anyone as crossed this over with OM before, but that would actually be kinda fire though.”
Like, imagine each of the brothers with the destructive powers of their respective Homunculi.
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Lucifer coming off as the most normal at first, until MC catches how his shadow bends and curves to avoid harsh light. They swear they sometimes hear him chuckling in the dark corners of the House, but they never actually find him anything there when they check. Red eyes reveal themselves in unlit rooms and follow them through the halls, all the while they keep wondering how he always seems to know where they are whenever he's away…
Mammon hardening his skin to be tougher than diamond, then using it to reinforce his claws and smoothly cut a perfect circle into glass display case. Him letting himself get punched when things don’t matter, but instantly hardening his cheek to break the assailant's hand whenever he starts getting serious. Or literally using his body to protect MC from harm as their first man and loyal shield.
Leviathan having a MASSIVE aquatic beast form that he shoves into a normal sized body, making him feel even more distant to others. Using transformations to regularly make himself look like his favorite anime characters/idols since he can’t stand the thought of looking at his true form. Yet, he still has that conservation of mass going, so he can simultaneously look like a 12 year-old girl and kick a car down the street like a soccerball.
Satan using his gifted sight to become an absolute force of nature. Not just a mere brute, but a sophisticated and effective killing machine with the wit and reflexes to mow down entire armies before breaking a sweat. Never blinded by fury, but harnessing his rage behind every inescapable strike. Him silently vowing that any threat to MC or his family will barely get to finish a thought before he's cut them down with precision and grace.
Asmodeus mostly using his extending nails for glorious manicures, but not being afraid to pierce the heart or lungs of anyone he doesn’t much like. He hears an incubus talking shit from a few tables down and stabs a hole through the jerk's skull while never looking away from his milkshake. His fights with Mammon getting 1000 times more destructive as his razor sharp claws bounce off his brother's skin and dig into the walls and furniture. The only thing he hates about them are how long it takes to scrub the blood off his nails afterwards.
*silently contemplates the possibility of Beel ripping himself in half to reveal a nightmarish second “stomach” capable of sucking anything into a blood-filled pocket dimension of which there is no light, hope, or escape* … Okay, moving on.
And of course, for those unaware FMAB Sloth could run at like the speed of sound which was threatening because he was also a behemoth. However, Belphie probably weights 125 pounds when wet, so… I admittedly get a giggle at the idea of him giving Lucifer a speed-of-light drop kick from across the House. That is probably all he would use it for, too. Him just getting those horns out and going into ramming speed… What a menace
Bonus: Wonder what kind of alchemist Solomon would be? 🤔
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impish-ivy · 4 months
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If you have ever unironically called Lucifer a “daddy dom” you do not understand his character.
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the-witchhunter · 2 months
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DP x DC: Custody
Do you know what ghosts are?
Okay you presumably have an idea of the concept, but are you aware of what ghosts are in the DC universe?
In DC, when you die, you tend to go where you think you should, with a couple notable exceptions. Your soul goes where you think it should.
A ghost is a soul that has not moved on to an afterlife, has escaped an afterlife(usually hell), or some force keeps them from moving on. The Ghost Zone? That’s just where souls that don’t have an afterlife to go to but don’t want to move on to Death’s domain
Selling your soul? That’s just giving custody of your ghost to someone, and they collect upon death. a bit more akin to selling yourself into future slavery, but you get the point
Tricky thing is only one being can collect on a soul/ghost and upon death John Constantine has some pissed of Demons ready to collect
That’s going to be one hell of a custody battle, and Danny counts as a neutral third party since he doesn’t belong to a specific afterlife
He can already feel the headache
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frobby · 2 months
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what is more homoerotic than the fact that rin and bon would have both literally died at birth if the other didn't exist
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If Crowley invented being transgender
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then Furfur invented transphobia
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Lucifer’s Fall; told from the Sloth Sin’s  Perspective
Belphegor finds a heavily injured angel and a woman of Creation in the wastelands of hell’s highest crimson ring.
The same ones that just caved in their realm’s roof with an incredible light show.
Despite being aware of the potential threat a powerful angelic being poses to all demons, something compels her to start picking up the pieces before her fellow sins have even finished deliberating on whether they want to kill the pair or not.
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Hell itself is alive and reacts to Lucifer with cuteness aggression, and to Lilith like a friend group finally gaining one person who’s good at social interaction
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Belphegor’s tail dragged against the thick layers of red dust covering the ground as she slogged through the endless dark in blind search of a query unknown.
The highest level of hell was a crimson wasteland bathed in impenetrable pitch black. It’s giant expense only sparely populated by roving bands of tiny simple creatures.
The heat and power from which hell had sprung thinned out bare up here and under the shadow of creation, heaven’s light wouldn’t reach.
No demon prince or deadly sin had ever risen from it nor did any of the others wish to claim it despite its grand size, content to consider it the lid caping off their realms and nothing more.
Mammon had probably mentally dubbed it as his, but he wasn’t ready to back that claim up without anything valuable to show for it.
The demon prince of sloth had always been a slave to her own whims. Most of the time that meant she slept with no motivation and thus no ability to do anything at all.
But sometimes, she’s awaken with a vague but unbearable compulsion that would send her scrambling, as helpless to stop herself as anyone else from her mission.
So, she found herself wandering this never ending desolate ring so far from home and bed.
Regardless, her visions had never led her astray before, if they brought her here, there was something to find.
She felt the change in the air before anything else.
Soft light was ever so slightly penetrating through the black above her; washing out the dunes around her. Piercing a dark that swallowed up the glow from even as great a creature as she.
She inclined her head, gaze straining for the source.
A thin white line, like a tear in the very sky itself, slowly wretched apart.
Taking on off-white shades of gold and blue as it deepened and strengthened.
Belle tilted her head. Well, this was certainly getting somewhere interesting. Hell wasn’t a very old realm, she wondered if it was really coming to an end so soon.
It pulsed a few times, fighting through some unknown resistance.
And then it broke.
Belle was forced to look away as painful light burst from the sky, bathing the eternal unseen wastes in harsh white.
Through the sound was inescapable, nearly rupturing her eardrums, a thousand glasses shattering, unknowable violence, rage and desecration retrained to a moment.
And then it was over.
She glanced back up, blinking a few times. Oh, not quite.
The brightness was falling down, the opening quickly sealing behind it, leaving the sky permanently altered.
She could taste it’s power, the energy from that break still echoing forcefully against her senses; no doubt all of hell had felt it.
The other sins were on their way.
But even now, after the break, hell was shifting around to accommodate this new entity, as if a gravitational force they were all being orientated towards. As if it’s mere presence changed the makeup of the entire realm.
It reeked of something powerful, even if temporarily stripped.
There was one more thing.
It wasn’t just entering hell, it was being *given* to hell, bound.
Something the light starved ring accepted eagerly.
The assumedly unwitting and unwilling light source would probably be less excited.
Belle started to move again once she had a good idea of where it would make contact.
She wondered what her fellow sins would decide to do with it, could they feel hell’s unabashed yearning to keep it? If they did would that carry any weight when deciding to destroy or consume it.
Satan would probably be the next here, coming from just one ring below. The others not far behind.
The noise of the actual impact was a little underwhelming when following the realm being thorn asunder.
A slamming, a crash, a scraping skitter. Belle winced sympathetically at a sound that was definitely shattering bones. And then nothing.
It… was a pretty far way to fall after all.
She was pretty sure she heard a woman shriek, but not nearly enough compared to the intensity of the landing.
She continued to trail towards the light, now laying unmoving in a decently large crater.
Another glow caught her eye, not nearly as bright but quite distant.
Golden ichor, spattered across the ground.
A grim gift from Heaven then? Perhaps they had finally come to open relations properly, even if this was rather morbid for their like.
But she supposed even those above needed disposal methods.
Belle peered over the edge of crater, squinting while her eyes adjusted.
“Lucifer-!” A broken cry.
Her head snapped to the voice, another figure in the pit shakily attempting to stumble to her feet.
She smelled of dirt and roses, earthen. *Creation’s* work.
As she scrambled over to the light, Belle could feel hell swirling around her too, equally as fervent but different from its attraction to the glowing creature.
Whatever attachment to realms beyond she has won’t remain for very long. Hell was taking to her as if welcoming her home.
And yes, she could see that now, the light was a being, still alive even, if barely.
The figure desperately pulled it against her, and Belle finally recognized its wings, tattered and scorched as they were. They had seen beings of its like a few times, circling and observing the young hell from afar.
The few direct confrontations said they despised this place, everything in it and every single creature born of it.
“Ya think that little thing’s a threat?” Satan had shuffled up beside her at some point, thankfully keeping his voice low. “Would do us good to end it now.”
The light was yelling something, maybe names she didn’t recognize barely intelligible between the sobs in its ruined throat.
The other sins didn’t take long to follow.
“I say… we eat it?” Beelzebub had been curious about the angel creatures’s taste since she first saw them, Belle was honestly a little shocked at the hesitance. “I dunno it’s just, in a lot of pain. Feels bad, gone sour.”
“The air tingles with its power even in such a pitiful state~” Leviathan hissed, her tail thrashing in derision. “Leave it to bleed, let it die, let it die! While we still can, before it consumes us all in its shadow.”
“If we killin it, we’re goin down there to make sure it’s good and dead and staying that way.” Satan adds “Coward.” He spits quietly in Levi’s direction in spite of their seeming temporary alliance.
“You kidding?” Mammon choked a laugh. “The perfect potential counter to all our enemies falls into our lap, and you wanna chuck it?” He stalked forward, eyes gleaming. “Nah nah, we make it ours.”
‘We’ Belle thought that was interesting addition for him.
“If that becomes the strongest thing in hell, what’ll that make us?” Asmodeus kept his voice steady, not giving either way.
“Masters!” Mammon cheered.
“Slaves!” Levi retorted.
The puddle of gold beneath it was deepening, they’d have to make this decision quickly before it was made for them.
It was good hell had never been a democracy.
Belle lurched her hulk over the side, sliding towards the centre.
She came to stop just before the two. She could see why hell found both so appealing up close.
The woman faced her not with wide eyes like she expected, but careful scepticism, although her exhaustion and panic permeated clearly just below the surface. Judging her not just for a threat, but for potential assistance.
Belle could taste hells energy so much clearer here, how it warred with itself. Desperate to surge forward and take what belonged to it and longing to preserve the glow. The light’s essence writhing in repulsion to the demonic force.
She was exhausted just observing it.
Based on the angel’s shock and fear, it could feel the shadows pressing and snapping against his weakened essence too.
She wondered if the woman could, did she know she was the one thing holding back the darkness from snuffing out her light totally.
“Mistress of Night,” Belle had no idea where the title came from as offered greetings to the pair.
She didn’t seem to recognize it either. “H-hello-? “ she cleared throat, finding her confidence. “Hello. Why do you appear before us?” Even toned, a chance to dismiss the accusation before it needs to be levered.
Belle dipped her head, in respect and in gesture. “Your light is fading.”
Her breath shuddered in dismay, expression breaking for a moment. She nodded tightly. “H-he is.” She swallowed hard. “Can- May you help?”
She stepped closer, bringing up her great claws. “I may. I can.”
The woman hesitated, tightening her hold before allowing her access.
He stared at her with wide eyes, delirious with pain and fully able to view her connection to the dark.
But unable to so much as shy away from her looming form.
Oh yes, taught to despise the demonic he was, how fun.
A distant tiring thought wondered why she was even doing this for the little thing.
She felt him attempt to call upon his magic once or twice, seemingly more out instinct than anything only for it to fizzle out.
She brought her face right down to his, staring into her blank eyes with a mad gaze.
Belle took a deep breath in; blowing out smoke that blanketed him. His eyes squeezed shut but at least he didn’t try holding his breath.
She held a moment.
Before sucking it back in.
She couldn’t say she was surprised at the extent of damage, but it was something to see it all laid out.
Wings burned and torn from air friction, a web of cracks in his skull, all of his ribs had been fractured and two had been entirely scattered, she was sure some of the organ damage came from a wandering bone piece or a couple piercing something.
There was too much organ damage for even her to tell at a glance.
His back was especially a mess, mostly likely bent double in the landing. Including a complete break in his spine that seemed too clean to be from the fall alone, or unintentional; placed at the perfect point to paralyzed all of his six wings at once.
If she wasn’t convinced of his power before, the fact that he was alive at all more than proved it.
Belle steadied herself.
Estimate his limits based on how bad he’s handling the current damage compared to the average; she doesn’t need to get him perfect, just stabilized enough for his magic to begin to recover and take over; just like one of the sins.
She kept her ring and her effort out of others constant wars by playing healer to all sides, she could do this.
She numbed the pain just enough to take the edge off without compromising his reactions. Both of the pair visibly relaxed, she hadn’t realized how much their tension had been getting to her.
If any of the other sins reveal themselves now she’s killing them.
She began moving bone fragments back into place and locking them, disappearing some that were too small or embedded. Stitching the wounds left behind.
She added some magic to assist the faltering bodily tasks and save his body precious energy, as well as avoiding a full system shut down if an organ properly fails for a moment or two.
She seeped the heat from the burns and the tension from his muscles with little else to do.
And she finally breathed.
Well, more heaved painfully as the weight of such draining magic collapsed on her all at once.
It took every bit of effort left not to collapse right then, a dust pile alone wouldn’t be her worst nap spot but the pool of ichor was too much.
She focused down. His body still shuttered even as he fell against the woman and shut his eyes, good, he was still fighting.
“Keep him awake.” She spat, barely managing. Her bedside manners were usually a little better.
But the woman nodded determinedly, staring at Belle with nothing but bewildered but grateful awe.
Before turning her attention back to her light, Belle could practically see the rest of the world disappear to them as she placed a hand on his cheek and began speaking softly.
“The angel needs rest and to be carefully monitored for the next,” she’d never fully treated such fatal injuries before, she had no idea how long they’d take to heal given the chance. “While.”
Belle noted the small nod that said she was still listening.
“Lucifer.” Interrupting her own mutterings. “His name is Lucifer, and I am Lilith.”
“Pleasure. Prince Belphegor of Sloth, my ring is some distance below.” Lilith was already beginning to stand, taking the hint. “You can tell me what happened on the way.” Belle didn’t have enough left in her to be curious at this point, but she had met enough suspicious types to know better than to present this as just charity.
“He ain’t in a state to make that trip,” Belle narrowed her eyes at Satan’s approach. “My ring’s closer.”
“I thought-“
“I just said if we’re gonna put the lil angel out of his misery we do the job good and right, but if we ain’t then we ain’t.”
Belle watched Lilith bristle at the mention of threat. Carefully holding her composure and glaring down the towering bull, “You aren’t.”
“Thems fighting words but guess you’re right, so hows bout another time.” He added quieter. “I like her”
Bee pushed by him. Giving the pair a soft look “Oh, you poor things.”
She buzzed back to Belle. Excitedly announcing, “Yup, I made up my mind! I’m with you, Belle, they’ll taste much better after you fix ‘em up.”
Great, she was so looking forward to the panic that line would inspire in the clearly protective and threatened woman.
“I’ll carry him.” Ozzie offered, and oh thank fuck he did before Belle had to make Lilith choose between the sin that talked about killing or eating her light.
She heard Mammon laugh some ways away. “Good luck with prying ‘im out of her grip.”
Ozzie grumbled something insulting, but one glance at her said he was probably right.
He shrugged, “Then I’ll carry both.”
Lilith perked up, agreeing after a few thoughts.
And they began the delicate process of getting them both comfortable and safely positioned against Ozzie soft chest.
Leviathan kept her gaze targeted square on the sky, long since losing interest in the scene in the crater below.
She still thought dead was a preferable option, but that doesn’t mean she was gonna let herself be left out of the loop just cause her fellow sins didn’t go with it.
The dryness here usually could irritate her, but it was different now.
A barely noticeable breeze, a shifting in the dust.
Feeling less like the nothing after hell ended and before creation began and more like a blank place, a yet to be territory…
An empty ring.
The sky had changed and was changing still, she could she it through the enveloping shade for the first time.
She looked back the angel, she wondered how much it’d take from him, she wondered how much it’ll give back.
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Hell and Heaven are both cesspools of writhing energy (heat and light respectively) that life is clawing it’s way out of, just with like slightly different aesthetics
This kinda implied hell is only weaker than heaven cause it’s so much younger and I’m lowkey down with that theory
Lucifer’s Fall is honestly a very messy affair to me; way more damage was caused than intended cause 1) it’s the first time Heaven ever did something like it 2) it’s very hard to make a being as powerful as Lucifer leave when they do not want to. It was scrambling mad rush(mostly by Michael) to break his halo and get him out cause his panicked blind resisting kept bringing buildings down and crumbing any angel not an archangel or seraphim like tissue paper
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If this is received well enough I might make a part two following Lucifer’s recovery, adjusting to hell and processing what’s happened to him, so ~ reblog ~
It’s going to be apart of a bigger series of oneshots interpreting past events of Hazbin’s universe, From The Very Beginning, if out of order
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tuff-ponyboy · 8 months
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adding on to the idea that dal's room at buck's would become an urban legend, I think the same would happen for the park where bob was killed at. the swings go crazy every night just after 2 am......the fountain water supposedly turns to blood every year on the anniversary of bob's death.....parents tell their children to be home for curfew or else an old greaser ghost will get you...
#my paranoid crazy ass most definitely would do this shit#do you guys have any urban legends about your town? the high school here has an underground bunker that kids in the 70s would go down to#and do 'santanic rituals' which sounds like some satanic panic shit but it was real!#there was a book made about it....and then another book made about it...#one kid killed himself and his house burned down but a pic of him survived the fire#his friend was on Main Street and got hit in the head by a car and then another had the same thing happen in Vegas#they all had something happen to the left side of their face. like homeboy shot himself on the left side and they all got hit on the left#his grave at my city cemetery is destroyed :( which is so sad but so fucking creepy#so I'm terrified about this my whole life right? like I can't sleep bc he's gonna get me and then i read the book when I'm 19 and it was#the most edgelord ass shit I have ever read. shit pissed me off cuz everyone in town says how terrifying it is but it wasn't at all#anyway if you have read this far and want the book name it is written by the same author who wrote go ask Alice#the outsiders#the outsiders 1983#dallas winston#johnny cade#bob sheldon#ponyboy curtis#i just be saying shit#the outsiders headcanons#my headcanons#I guess another legend is how this kid got whacked by his mom in the 80s with a hammer and died but that was very much real and tragic#I just say it's a legend cuz I grew up near the house and had to walk past it every day from school!#my mom was across the street when it happened and she saw the body bag and then my aunt asked my grandparents if they were going to kill#her and her sisters! okay wait fjdjdjdj the mom also had a hit list which was full of people in the ward (church..Mormons live here)#I love that fact tbh like it's so fucking tragic but the fact she had beef with church people and wanted them dead.....Yeah
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solomiracle · 4 months
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i think it'd be interesting if the brothers' comments on solomon acting more like a demon than human actually went somewhere. it's really only used for comedy, but even then, it kinda falls flat since it seems to only stem from him being immortal and shady or whatever. if they focused on it and made it have some weight, i think it could be a really good source of angst and character development for solomon.
solomon prides himself on being humanity's protector, the one who will keep his fellow humans safe from unnecessary otherworldly interference. but if demons started comparing him to themselves, denying him his humanity, his entire motivation for doing what he does, how would that make him feel?
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defining will's love for hannibal as religion stands as an overpowering symbol of how will's emotions are powerful enough to mold a man into something akin to god, even with his flaws, even with his mortality, even with his own devotion to him that isn't some imprisonment or necessity or a show put up for valour or honour but formed of his own volition that itsn't driven by lust unlike so many other metaphors and so called "analogous" loves, is such strong visual and visceral representation of the human psyche omitting life outside of its own want and turning it into piety. in this essay i will...
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loreofthefritz · 1 year
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Videl: *to Mr. Satan* dad, this is my boyfriend, Gohan. *points to the one holding his other hand* that's his life partner, God of Earth, Dende. That's *points at the person waving from behind Gohan* also his boyfriend, God of the universe, Kaioshin
Mr. Satan:
Videl: and here's my girlfriend, *holds up her other hand* you know her already; and that's her boyfriend, Sharpner, who also happens to be Gohan's other boyfriend.
Mr. Satan:
Mr. Satan:
Majin Buu, shouting from the other room: TELL THEM NOT TO TOUCH THE 3RD AND 4TH REFRIGERATOR
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dnangelic · 14 days
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i'm a horror writer at heart but i like shoujo and big feelings which is why i'm here in gothic vkei central with daisuke
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I watched this movie last night and he had me laughing so damn hard! I love this man.
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Vincent Price as The Sinister Man - Bloodbath at the House of Death
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frogcat7 · 2 months
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myremnantarmy · 3 months
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𝘒𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘸!
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journey-to-the-attic · 2 months
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hey so WHO WAS GOINT TO TELL ME THAT A NEW VHAPETT IS OUT AND K MISSED IT !!!!!!!! HEY GUYS !!!!!! WHP WAS GPJNG TO TWLL ME IM LATE TO THE PROGRAM !!!!
hey when I tell you i've never opened Tumblr so fast in my life. one question for you please answer as honestly as possible: genuinely do you care if I live or die!!!!!!!! (/j)
the last time I cried this much over a piece of fiction was legitimately back when adventure time ended and I had been watching that show since I was 5 years old and this is more devastating than that. I am not joking !!! I am going to Find You and Get You !!!!!!
Jokes aside the chapter was phenomenal as always and the pacing was brilliant- such a great way to cap off the ending
Please see my previous emotional spiel about the impact your story has had on me because I don't want to bore you repeating it but it very much needs to be said
[insert emotions here]
They mean so. so much to me ,,,,m,m
tgey are so cute. i'm going to be sick
I need to know how badly Mephisto misses her PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA
ah at least you know now!! and ajhdsjk i feel like i've said this too much but it means so much to know i've managed to invoke Feelings.. as always thank you for keeping up with our sweet girl and for chatting with me here!!!!
as for mephisto ohh he misses that kiddo like a grandmother misses her grandkids. outside of the newspaper club that's his best friend (though to be fair, ik is many a being's best friend), so whenever he's idle he just bombards her with messages because he can't go bother the exchange students under their lunch tree anymore
sometimes he sits there under the tree on his own and 'broods' for a bit, but that generally only lasts for about half an hour before alecto finds him. one time levi joins him and they sit there in silence for a whole lunchtime
(side note i'm especially glad that the pacing worked out because that was my no.2 biggest issue after deciding what was actually going to happen! no. 3 was satan's poem, which took up a disproportionate amount of time for something that i completely spur-of-the-moment decided to include)
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hell-propaganda · 1 year
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The fact that God hasn’t struck me down dead means that he is allowing me to speak. I have an important role in this whole game whether you like it or not. Jesus let Satan say his piece in the desert and try his shot, and today, you’re reading this post
Worship means nothing if it’s your only option
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