the fact that dave opens up to rose so easily that he doesnt even realize hes doing it until after hes already done it. the fact rose doesnt try to stop him from speaking but just says she likes his websites. daves instant "yeah well YOU WOULD". the way he immediately starts spilling again without even thinking. the way rose only has to say one word before he picks up on what shes doing. the instant playful sarcasm she gives him. they were just kids.
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if clawcode has the gay vampires shenanigans and blood is related to them in THAT way, i think miles and ganke should cover up an accidental murder together. like i think it would be good for them. Ganke M wants to help Miles G so he offers his own blood and Miles G finally accepts after denying it so much that he was about to die from not feeding, and in 1610 Miles kills someone and Ganke immediately tries to help hide this bc his bf/best friend can’t be locked up oh no!!! and Miles tells him not to get involved but Ganke ends up involved anyway when Miles is about to get found out and Miles finally accepts it in full. and this one happens within a weekend
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i must cup bojan’s head in my hands, like i do w the cat, and stroke his cheeks w my thumbs, like i do w the cat, so that his face is slightly taut and he looks a little like richard hammond, like i do w the cat
cat and bojan for reference
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Naruto shippuden things that made me lose my mind (ep 347-365):
Danzo in disguise: I am Kanzo, friend of Hanzo
It makes me feel insane that nagato made the leader of the akatsuki an actual literal corpse
Hiruzen: orochimaru can't be hokage. I sense he's a greedy bitch
Minato looked at kakashi's blossoming suicidal urges and said let's channel that energy into something positive, like becoming a faceless murder machine
An ANBU: Hey, minato, kakashi keeps one shot blasting ppl with chidori. He seems a bit... not good. 3rd hokage @ Minato: Make him guard ur wife from afar. That will keep him from hurting himself but also keep him distant from someone who could help to heal him
Hiruzen (a fucking liar) to dying kushina: sure, I'll protect naruto
Ah now I understand how everyone in the world knows who kakashi is. He never fucking wears his ANBU mask
There is a clan of ppl who turn into smoke and if they got outside they fucking blow away in the wind
OK so tenzo has been twice swallowed by a giant snake
Gai: let me join Root! Danzo: I only employ edgelords
Konoha elders: let us ostracize the eyeball freaks (the uchiha. Not the other eyeball freaks)
Everyone: kakashi is real fucked up, having a set of kids will soften his heart. 3rd hokage: *gives kakashi the most fucked up kids in the whole village* this is a great idea
It's just 2 sad uchiha vs the entire world 🖤
God. I love the way Obito gives Madara the bitchy side eye
Madara abt obliterating the allied shinobi force HQ: yay, they're dead 🤗
And neji's death for hinata is confirmation that in Naruto you truely cannot escape the pull of fate. They are all caged birds and the only escape is death.
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Just thinking about all the loved ones killed by scared villagers because they assumed they were monsters wearing people’s skin
Thinking how Red probably knew about this
How she must realise now, the truth
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