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chaoticace2005 · 2 months
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Charlie: I can’t believe you assassinated Vox!
Alastor: My dear, “assassinated” implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was an obnoxious, pompous, piece of shit television, so technically I murdered him.
Vaggie: That’s not better!
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scientific-horrors · 8 days
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if i can just reach him,
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kuuuuro · 5 months
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From here!
Nightmare belongs to @jokublog
Killer belongs to @rahafwabas
Horror belongs to @horrortalecomic
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shittyutmv · 5 months
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-3 to stealth. all of them nightmare by jokublog cross by jakei95 horror by sour apple studios killer by rahafwabas dust by ask-dusttale
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Y/N, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Jeff: Hello.
BEN: Hi!
Toby: Hey!!
Y/N: I gave you the key to my house for emergencies only.
BEN: We were out of Doritos.
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soracities · 11 months
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"Can I tell you that, sometimes, I utter the word justice and mean revenge? On my best nights, I mean mercy, but my best is my rarest form."
J. Estanislao Lopez, from "My Uncle's Killer"
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brights-place · 3 months
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Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes #12
Sally: Good morning!
Toby: Good morning!
EJ: Good morning...
Y/N: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit!
Jeff: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS! Y/N: THATS MORE LIKE IT
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whittluvvz · 1 month
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incorrect comic prompts #1
"ignored"
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slowly accumulating these so here, have some Hatchetfield images + text posts i slapped together lol
pssst if you join @blinkysrewatchparty you get to see things like this even sooner... 👁💜
and also a lot of eels??? idk how that started
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inaccurate-linguini · 5 months
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E.J.: You're scamming him?
Ben: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him
E.J.: What? No way
Jeff: We already stole Y/n
Y/n: Hey guys
E.J.: We didn't steal them, Y/n is a persom, they can do what they want
Y/n: I wanna steal
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cromulentreader · 2 months
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Valerian: May your hands always be stained with blood. Jude: The joke's on you. I'd love that.
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365filmsbyauroranocte · 4 months
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The Killer (David Fincher, 2023)
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0hheytherebigbadwolf · 10 months
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Teacher: So, Eli, tell us about your parents, what do they do?
Eli: *thinks about his millionaire werewolf dad who turns into an actual wolf*
Eli: *thinks about his spark-witch dad who specializes in supernatural crime*
Eli: My dad's a mechanic.
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wyvernslovecake · 2 months
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Kid: Wait, so "rizz" stands for charisma?🤨
Killer: Yeah. What did you think it stood for?
Kid: Rizzonate. Like, "damn, that rizzonates with me."
Luffy: Rizzardry
Zoro: Rizzception.
Law: Aneurysm.
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lover-of-skellies · 5 months
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Killer, about to do something stupid: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?
Dust, imitating Nightmare: Killer, what are you doing?
Nightmare, appearing from behind Dust: Killer, what are you doing?
Dust: I conjured him
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Y/N: Are we dating?
Jeff, spitting out his drink: W-what?! No-
Y/N: You called me baby and sunshine this morning.
Jeff, nervously laughing: I call all my friends that.
Y/N: …
Jeff: …
BEN, tearing up: You never call me that.
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