#kinda a joke but also no

[caruliaa]

staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the #first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post #for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !! #bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny #EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically #also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am #anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things #also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode #i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep #and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves #also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc #id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever #it wld b fun !!! #oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically #a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday #ya !! :3 #flappy rambles #inaccessible #ask to tag #(<- idk. just in case)

[amiracleilluminated]

Herald of Darkness Performance at The Game Awards 2023

#jerichoes #usermichi #alan wake 2 #alanwakeedit #alan wake 2 spoilers #sam lake #ilkka villi #old gods of asgard #poets of the fall #*gifs #flashing tw #doing a coke joke? on the actual stage? kings #sorry it took so long. i was painting #also some shadow ppl looking kinda....... *twirls hair*

[chaos-bringer-13]

I just told mom about some bits of Danny Phantom lore and it basically went like this:

Me: So, this kid goes into his mad scientists parents' portal, activates it, sorta dies and instantly resurrects as a half ghost.

Mom, terrified: Poor mother.

Me: Nah, his parents didn't actually notice, they're kinda negligent, too invested into their work.

Mom, more terrified: Poor children.

#danny phantom #this is how you react to being exposed to dp lore #she looked so ready to adopt danny and jazz that instant #kinda wanna write fanfiction with mom #she would write the best angst #and also amazing crack #she's good at death jokes and dark humour #how do i get my mother into phanfiction

[genderkoolaid]

european italians when italian americans have their own pronunciations & spellings because we are a linguistically isolated diaspora & most of our families spoke regional dialects instead of standard italian when they immigrated anyways:

#also idk man. i grew up in an area with no real italam community #my family barely speaks italian/neapolitan at all #it kinda sucks that italam language is seen as a joke/as mangled Italian #when so many of us never learned it bc our families refused to teach it #for safety & security! to assimilate! that sucks!! #like yeah god forbid we enjoy having a unique culture & having some connection to our ancestors #didn't realize we needed yalls permission to speak !!! #m.

[loriache]

Ambush

#dungeon meshi #labru #dunmeshi #laios touden #kabru of utaya #my art #laios x kabru #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #marcille donato #i think when kabru grabs his arm its cute :) #also while i was drawing this my friend kept joking it depicted #“dont worry laios i’ll kill those guys for you” #which. kinda lmao #i like the tapestries they were super fun

[starrylayle]

To all those shippers that depict Sirius as a self-absorbed, short, fem twink with a flare for dramatics -- and Remus as a tall, angry, buff, dom werewolf daddy -- go ahead, it's a fully rounded dynamic! You're actually shipping Gilderoy Lockhart x Fenrir Greyback though! Remember to tag correctly folks! Hope this helps 🥰 🥰 

#remus lupin #sirius black #marauders #marauders era #wolfstar #marauders hcs #anti fanon #gilderoy lockhart #y'all this is a joke btw #yes these characterisations annoy me #but at the end of the day we're all obsessing over the fucking harry potter series #i just enjoy being a hater #but also.... #maybe consider ur not actually a sirius stan but a gilderoy one? #lmaoo i need to chill #anyways #anti marauders fandom #kinda.....? #fenrir greyback

[flyingnightmouse]

virgin “let’s have weird Vibes and never truly acknowledge it” tntduo VS chad “constantly argue and canonically have minecraft sex live on stream several times” slimeriana

#qsmp #this is a joke #but also accurate #look. i kinda have a bit of slimeriana brainrot perhaps #they are hilarious and weirdly compelling #tntduo #is wilbur and quackity btw #if someone needs clarification #slimeriana #quackity #wilbur #slimecicle #elmariana

[topazpearl]

Every day Tyler wakes up and looks at this

#i made this as a joke but also kinda serious :sob: #do it for her(nández) #school bus graveyard #sbg #school bus graveyard webtoon #tyler hernandez #taylor hernandez #mariana hernandez #he's a king for doing so but also he needs therapy #dumb thign

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

Ninjavember Days 20 - 24

#rc9gn #ninjavember 2023 #randy cunningham 9th grade ninja #randy cunningham #rc9gn the creep #rc9gn the messenger #rc9gn julian #theresa fowler #debbie kang #rc9gn morgan #secret trio #hom au #obligatory plug of my own xover au lol #also i have no idea what name is for mlb&cn xover is but i just find them cute together #i....drew a lot and i have no idea how to tag most of it so im just posting cause f it #i HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT BG CHAR THAT I DIDNT EVEN KNOW OK?? #also day 24 is just me musing about randys joke about being THE weapon in a suit...and bein kinda right?yanno

[juaneloriginal]

This is the story of a woman named Mariella

TW: BLOOD AND MISSING ARMS

aaaand a couple doodls

ignorance is bliss

@blackkatdraws

#ignorance is bliss #again #omg a quote that i love so much #and in my headcanon (cause i know very little of her lore) fits her really well #being playful and still smiling after all the horrible things that place is #forgot her red eyes too #there is some symbolism behind that i know it #still smiling even if not genuine after all that it's really interesting #and how she sometimes prefers to take things lightly or as a joke #imo is a coping mechanism #like she chooses to be ignorant to a lot of things #im not sure i think she represents kinda what Stanley can turn like in the future #i could be wrong #i also love how in contrast Stanley is with her #Stanley IS aware #the eyes drawing u did that stanley is the ONLY ONE seeing them #symbolism? idk #canon or not is cool #okay im going insane #tsp stanley #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp fanart #tsp mariella #:3 #tspud #stanley parable #the stanley parable

[punkeropercyjackson]

"This is the gender fuckery and cis+ website"You guys can't even handle trans people who don't want to physically transition

#no because this literally ruined my first best friendship after i grew up friendless my whole life💀she sxually harrased me with bodyshaming #and the worst part is that it wasn't even her saying i'll never be a man i'm bigender and super femme and THAT'S why i want to stay afab #but she refused to understand me!!!she expected my femininity to be the same as a cisgirls and my manhood the same as binary trans dudes' #i explained my gender SO MANY TIMES and she used 'she' 'accidentally' even though her fuckass also called me 'a girl in a he/him kinda way' #she saw my bigenderness and genderfluidity as a fucking joke instead of who i actually am just because i don't want t or surgeries bc gnc #and i told her both those things too but here we are!!BE NORMAL ABOUT TRANS PEOPLES BODIES AND STOP BEING A DICK EVEN IF YOU'RE ALSO TRANS #trans #transgender #transmasc #transmasculine #bigender #genderfluid #trans men #demigirl #ftm #transfem #trans women #nonbinary #agender #demiboy #transneutral #transmascfem #black femme #genderqueer #xenogender #catgender #dragongender #ghostgender #💌 #summerposting

[dazeddoodles]

I wonder if we’ll ever find out why Darius and Alador stopped being friends

(Darius camped out in Raine’s gender neutral bathroom for like a week)

#the owl house #toh #darius deamonne #alador blight #raine whispers #odalia blight #aladarius #kinda #my art #these were also old joke drawings from instagram

[pbnmj]

i deserve a spider-woman nepal..... miles doesn't have to be the only teen spider with a terrible bisexual mentor (enter my own sketches of the world's most annoying spiderperson, who i fling towards pavitr, complete with a design that's subject to change)

#geeta methodically puts on all her jewelery before going out as spiderwoman <3 u cant fight crime if u are not cute #spidersona #of sorts? i think but everyone should have expected this from me. there was no way sony was going to give me spiderman india #and not receive spiderwoman nepal (THE KATHMANHATTAN JOKE IS TOO EASY) in response #im tackling south asian unity one spidersona at a time! #pavitr prabhakar #spiderman #my art #also ofc one specific mention to demigod-of-the-agni who inadvertently triggered my actual posting of geeta #who was just supposed to stay in my psd files forever..... #mythic mumbattan au my beloved. hindu mythology my beloved. genuinely so so cool to see and it enabled me being self indulgent on this blog #for some extra context: im very much still workshopping her and me and my nepali friend were drawing her tgt #as in she would say something and i would hurriedly scribble/sketch it down #and then i kept kinda building on it. ofc i could not resist being inspired by the comics noirverse #so here she's also gifted her powers by a goddess (durga!!!!!) and almost works w her like a much less deranged moon knight. yeah... #don't look too closely at these pls . the design/sketching/etc is kind of everywhere #edit: forgot to adjust colors so theyre up again and a little more vibrant nyeow....

[luuxxart]

so anyway I’ve been making hot milkies in my college’s dining hall

#persona 5 #akira kurusu #ryuji sakamoto #yusuke kitagawa #ann takamaki #can be #pegoryu #but could also be #ryukita #ryuann #ryuannkita #annkita #up to u #shuake is kinda there in the bg tho #hoping y’all got the ‘not guilty’ ‘hot milky’ lawyer joke #this comic has been cooking for like four weeks yall lmao #pls reblog sjxkskzkskxm #also ryuji and akira go to doshisha #ryuji does track #ann and yusuke are traveling (yusuke is working on designing and painting while ann is modeling)

[marivanilla05]

Out of context dub scenes I found buried in my files

#dcmk #detective conan #conan edogawa #ran mouri #kogoro mouri #sonoko suzuki #the new dub could never #and if i remember correctly a lot of the jokes in the mountain lodge weren't from the original japanese ep #bc the scene itself was supposed to be serious #also I love the sass the VAs portray in the eng dub #as much as i love the sub i still kinda wish we still had this dub #out of context detco dub

[senei]

some damsels

#her route was very amusing and also the analogies it made i enjoyed it was kinda fire #(burning grey joke hahaha i'm so funnyyyy lol haha*gets dragged away into the vast unforgiving depths*) #slay the princess #stp the damsel #stp the long quiet #sen's drawing again... #stp the voices #they're here as well. ig