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glitchinnf · 2 months
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pebbles listens to mcr canon im artificer's left ear
this was supposed to be a shitpost y'all
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its canon look guys
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One of the best Batfam Tropes is the endless fucking concern people have for all of Batman’s kidnapped victims Robins. It’s so funny.
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slug-gore-bug · 5 months
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Found this little weirdo skrunkling around in my deck.
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sirskinnyjeans · 2 months
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3 am thoughts
this drawing might b used for something else i dunno
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sylver-seraphim · 5 months
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Oh... It's only 01:45? Haha-
Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY @du-buk !!!
8:11 changed me a lot, thank you for this game ✨
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thatmoththoth · 9 months
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Details for doing business with the Circus of the other (and making it out alive and with your skin intact)
So, you are an avatar or some other person wishing to correspond with the Circus of the Other for whatever reason. If you want to make it out unharmed then here are some things to keep in mind:
1: make sure to get a nametag from the Ringmaster, this isn’t for people there to know your name, no it’s just so they know not to skin you.
2: do not open the two delivery men’s coffin. They won’t stop you or anything but let’s just say you’ll meet a horrible fate.
3: do not break or damage the taxidermy or you will be joining the taxidermy.
4: do not bring C4 or other explosives with you.
5: do not mention Cirque Du Soleil as they don’t like them. (The less you know about it the better)
6: do not compare them to Cirque Du Soleil, as that’s basically asking for a death sentence.
7: Generally just don’t ask any questions and just keep walking when you see something weird or disturbing.
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sarah-kings · 7 months
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Me trying to find a good start to explain the story I've been writing for the past five years that mostly consists of G/t and is neither only focused on just one person, but on multiple who aren't even necessarily on one planet, having rich lore that goes back since the creation of time in the story, trying to figure out how to explain it to a friend like:
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thelemoncoffee · 1 month
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my brain is empty right now, but i must prompt.
uuuuh- fuck it, using a meme as prompt fodder. ya know the mlp "the bride and the ugly ass groom" meme that's being going around? you can saiouma that if you aren't a coward
Shuichi's pretty as fuck and well kempt and polite and the son of a fucking movie actor, dude's got it all. and then there's Kokichi's scruffy ass, all wild and scraggly and nobody likes him cause of his behavior- beautiful detective and his ugly ass clown.
man i don't know i'm tired and brain dead. someone play with this
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muclunga · 2 years
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Moving my art to my main ac🤷‍♀️ (tap for clearer image)
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dyke-pollinator · 6 months
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My gender is gay and my sexuality is trans. What's not clicking here?
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i-am-a-fan · 7 months
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listen. listen lmk fandom.
we gotta show the internet we can handle morally grey characters. Sun wukong? Macaque? DBK?
Remember that like the hero and the warrior, there are two sides to every story but both work together.
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depressinglyhauwt · 2 years
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the idea of getting hate fucked by a slasher is scary asf but also so fucking hot.
like imagine micheal myers (i can't imagine tommy doing this to me bc i'm just built different) absolutely despising u. like he would start sprinting to stab u in the back whenever he had the chance. he would hunt down all ur friends and family, one by one, taking them out and left u for last.
and then he has the perfect opportunity to murder ur ass, but instead of ur body hitting the floor, ur clothes do. like for some odd reason he got a raging boner right before he was gonna kill u and was just like "fuck it". quite literally.
like ur so fucking confused and concerned. ur tryna make sure this is the best fuck he's had in his life in hopes that the pussy (or bussy) too good for him to murder ur ass. but then u hate him too, so ur tryna be petty in the little ways and not moan and shit.
and then ur having a good ol' jolly time (bc that ginormous slasher cock-) and he finally cums and he just stabs u.
like he didn't even let u finish, spiteful bitch.
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icycoldninja · 18 days
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How to make a boring day sound interesting.
Have you ever been asked "how was your day" but don't have anything interesting to tell them? I mean, how exciting is telling anyone that all you did today was sit around on your couch watching memes and playing video games? Well, thankfully for you, I have a method for making boring days sound interesting so you have something cool to tell those who ask. Let's dive right in.
The key is to tell people what you did literally, that is, give no context. For example, let us say that today you played Metal Gear Rising and massacred a bunch of cyborgs. Instead of telling people that you played Metal Gear, tell them something like this: "Today, I maimed, then decapitated several men and tore out their brains, how was your day?" This not only gives others the impression that you are a force to be reckoned with, but also makes them conscious of what they did that day, making you appear more accomplished. This is best directed towards those who are heavily competitive or have a peer they wish to put down.
Alternatively, you could explain what you did in very complicated, often heavily scientific terms--the bigger and longer the words are, the harder they are to understand; most wouldn't bother trying to figure out their meaning, so others will assume that whatever you did was important. Here's an example.
"Today, I ignited a combination of carbon monoxide, formaldehyde, benzene and nitrogen dioxide, thus creating a chemical reaction that resulted in the Malliard Reaction within the product of a Gallus Gallus Domesticus, which enabled me to eat said product." (I fried an egg)
As one can probably deduce, the majority of these words are incredibly hard to pronounce in everyday speech, and therefore are best used in text.
In fact, this entire paragraph was a practical application of the aforementioned methods, as it all boils down to this: If you want to make boring stuff sound cool, use lots of fancy words and use as less context as possible.
Thank you for your time.
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sirskinnyjeans · 2 months
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got games on your phone or ?
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bunnygirl678 · 4 days
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Cute hc
Silver ends up joining TR (want to know why I think he would feel free to dm me lol), Gold goes with him, cause he’d follow Silver anywhere,
As a signing bonus/gift from daddy, Giovanni bribes and blackmails all the Johto/Kanto leaders/law makers to pass a gay marriage law, then throws Silver and Gold a huge wedding
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nonromanceable-npc · 1 year
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Starscream may be my poor little meow meow, but Soundwave? He’s my baby girl 
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