That Loki episode got me feeling not ok (tm)
MAJOR MAJOR LOKI SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT
OOOHHHHH MY GOD I MA SHAKINF ACTUALLY GOING TO CRY HOLY SHIT
MY GIRLIE GOT TURNED INTO SPAGETTI OH MY GOD AND WE ARE SO DOOMED I NEED RHE NEXT EPISODE RIGHT FUCKING NOW JOW WILL THE BABYGIRLS SURVICE?!?????? IM ACTUALLY UNWELL OH MY GOD TIMELY WAS SO ADORABLE HE WAS SUCH A LITTLE GIY THEY KILLED HIM THEH KILLED MY FUCKING BABYTHIS IS A NATUOMAL DUCKING TRAGEDY
OH MY GOD JUST EVERUTHINT ABOUT THIS EPISODE IS LEAVING ME IN SHAMBLES
ALSO LOKI PRUNED HIMSELF OH MY LORDY LORD
ALSO MAGIC FINALLY IN THE TVA!1!!1!1!!!1!!1 MY SPECIAL LITTLE GUY CAN USE HIS COOL AS HELL MAGIC OH MY GOD
BUT STILL OH MY FUCKING GOD THE EXPLOSION JN THE END HOLY FUCK I WAS LEGIT SILENT DURING THISE CREDITS WHAT A FUCKING ENDING AIJXJWBEJ
SYLVIE IN THIS EPISODE WAS SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY FINALLT MADE HER BETTER IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORNR
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HURT / COMFORT : STARTERS
a collection of quotes, phrases, and sayings for when your muse needs a little TLC. change & alter as needed.
THE HURT:
“Nah, it’s not that bad. I’ve had worse.”
“I don’t think I can walk that far... or at all.”
“I’m fine. I don’t need your help.”
“Will you stay with me? Just until I fall asleep?”
“I’m sorry, I’m just—I’m just really tired.”
“I don’t need a break. I’m okay.”
“It was my fault. It was all my fault.”
“I think I need help.”
“So, I don’t think I’m dying, or anything, and it’s probably not that serious, but... I’m kinda bleeding. A lot.”
“Is the room spinning right now, or is that just me?”
“No, I’m okay, I just... I hit my head. Really hard. I’ll be okay, just give me a second.”
“I’m not sick! I’m fine!”
“No, I don’t think any of my bones are broken, or anything like that. Just bad bruises.”
“Yeah, but you should see the other guy.”
“I’m fine. This just happens sometimes. It’s normal for me.”
“I’ve got a headache.”
“Seriously, though, I’m fine! Stop making such a big deal out of it!”
“I’ve been taking care of myself for a long time. I don’t need your help, and I definitely don’t need your pity. Fuck off.”
“Please tell me I don’t look as bad as I feel.”
“I think I’m running a fever.”
“So, what’s the prognosis, Doc? Am I gonna live?”
“Stop fussing over me! I’m not a baby!”
“Can I stay with you tonight? I just... really don’t want to be alone right now.”
“No, I-I’m okay. It was just a nightmare. Go back to sleep.”
“I... can’t actually remember the last time I had something to eat.”
“You shouldn’t be here. You’ll get sick, too.”
THE COMFORT:
“Honey, have you been crying? What is it? What’s wrong?”
“I think you’d better take a break.”
“It’s not your fault, sweetheart. You did everything you could.”
“You don’t have to go through this alone. I’m right here for you if you’ll just let me in.”
“There’s nothing wrong with you. There is absolutely nothing wrong with you. Don’t ever let yourself believe that there is.”
“You really don’t realize just how many people love you, do you?”
“If you’re not going to take care of yourself, at least let me do it for you!”
“I’m sorry. I know it hurts.”
“You’re not alone, baby. You never have been.”
“Let’s get you some food.”
“You’re dead on your feet, poor thing. Come on, you need some sleep.”
“Stay where you are. I’m coming to get you.”
“Tell me where it hurts.”
“How many times have I told you to be more careful?!”
“It’s okay. It’s okay. I’m right here, okay? I’m not gonna leave you. I’m never gonna leave you.”
“Oh, honey, you’re safe now. I promise. I’m not going to let anything happen to you.”
“Go ahead and take a shower. I’ll fix you something to eat.”
“What happened to you, baby?”
“I’ll kill that bastard. I’ll kill him for what he did to you.”
“You look like shit, man.”
“Whoa, whoa, take it easy! You got pretty banged up back there, and you don’t want to go making yourself worse.”
“I’m not trying to baby you. It’s called taking care of my friends.”
“Sweetheart, you’re burning up! Why didn’t you say anything? Why didn’t you tell anyone you were sick?”
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★ THE WINNER TAKES ALL 2 | LN4
Scenario: lando norris just wants people to realize that he and his teammate are dating. what better thing to do than kiss her on live television after winning a race?
Pairing: lando norris x fem!reader (mclaren driver)
A/N: she’s kinda hot is my favorite fic…but this one might have just taken the cake. giggled and kicked my feet the whole time i made this one, guys.
PART ONE
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landonorris at last, my maiden win. the best gift for 100 races. thank you to my team, my fans, and especially my girlfriend, @/ynln_mclaren. i truly couldn’t have done it without her 🧡
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ynln_mclaren i love you so very much lando, and i’m so happy for you. you deserve this and so much more, my love.
⤷ landonorris i love you. thank you.
⤷ formulanorris im just gonna cry myself to sleep brb
mclaren YES, LANDO. amazing performance this weekend!
danielricciardo man, congrats on that win…and your first kiss!
⤷ landonorris awe mate how kind of you 🖕🏻
⤷ rizzciardo i keep up with landos posts not because of lando, but because of daniels comments
norrisnation I SOBBED WATCHING THIS. LETS GO LANDO!!!!
formulafernando is no one going to mention the kiss
⤷ landoland I KNOW my jaw dropped to the fucking floor. i was expecting a hug not THAT
maxfewtrell idk i think they’re just friends…
⤷ ynln_mclaren fuck off
⤷ maxfewtrell using lando’s terminology i see
⤷ landonorris fuck off
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lando.jpg celebrating the weekend with MY GIRLFRIEND…and some other pretty cool people.
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ynln_mclaren celebrating with MY BOYFRIEND. *pinned by landonorris*
mclaren fantastic weekend thanks to the both of you. keep up the good work and have fun 🧡👊🏻
formulanorris LMAO lando we know she’s your gf now it’s okay 😭
⤷ rizzciardo he was FED UP LMAO
maxfewtrell keep the coupley posts to a minimum?
⤷ ynln_mclaren no 🤗
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