Clover: Good morning.
Maurice: Morning.
Mort: Oh, good morning!
Julien: Urgh, listen to yourselves! "Good morning, morning" you all sound like robots! Liven it up a little, people!
Mort: HEY MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Julien: Go big or go home!
Maurice: For once in your life, your majesty, I'm begging you, please go home!
Julien: I'm going big!
The show in a nutshell.
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Clover: Whenever King Julien is mad at me, I go and tighten all the lids on all the jars, so eventually he'll have to ask for my help.
*sound of glass shattering in the background*
Clover: It hasn't worked yet, but one day it will!
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Julien: But Maurice, Crimson is the woman of my dreams!
Maurice: You say that about all women!
Julien: Well I have a lot of dreams. Mostly about women. Except for the one where I have the body of a crab...
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Julien: Today I slept for fifteen hours, did six star jumps, ate literally eighty pizza roles and binged all seasons of Love Island.
Julien: I know there's a fine line between self care and self destruction, but boy do I walk it hard!
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Julien: *sighs*
Pancho: You bored?
Julien: Yeah.
Pancho: Wanna go cause some chaos for no reason?
Julien: I thought you'd never ask.
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Times characters should have been able to say f*ck, part one:
"What, are you writing my fucking biography?"
"Hans is fucking dead!"
"Maurice, what the fuck did you do?!"
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Ted: Imagine if someone gave you back a box of all the items you'd lost throughout your life!
Clover: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.
Julien: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Maurice: Time that isnt spent devoted to taking care of everyone else? Didn't think I'd ever see you again.
Hector: My will to live! Why I haven't seen this in years.
Willie: Mental stability, my old friend!
Pancho: Childhood memories that AREN'T traumatic? Where did you find this?
Ted: *concerned* Guys, could you lighten up a little?
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