#king of being awkward

[izuke-the-zombie]

This is a little head cannon/What if Macaque had more original powers, a little more Starry Night dreamlike powers leaning into the more nurturing kind, you know, the moon and sun kind of powers? 🌙☀️

 

Maybe in the past, he was like a therapy friend to Wukong, someone he could really be himself with, vent, and tell his secrets without being judged in the safety of his own dreams. Someone he can truly trust, and that was Macaque.

Skip to Redemption Ark for Mac

Now he's a therapy friend to the whole MK team! (Against his will) They cuddle, pet, and vent to him with their problems. He's like one of Sandy's therapy cats, just bigger and grumpier.😾💕✨ he just has this way with people I guess

Okay, this is how it starts: Macaque and Wukong's first encounter was in a dream.

Wukong would not shut up about the pretty demon in his crazy dreams, often to his sworn brothers; he talked about all the fun and crazy adventures he'd have, the long meaningful conversations and jokes, and the occasionally moving pictures of otherworldly strong magical humans with sparkly eyes and spiky hair who wield giant weapons that shoots Fire called anime, and that this had been going on for a few months now.

This annoyed and concerned them; they think it's a demon trying to take over the Monkey King's mind or trying to brainwash him somehow, so Azure Lion and the Sworn Brothers all brainstormed together to devise a plan to somehow confront this tricky dream demon. Wukong doesn't want the fun dreams to end or scare off this other celestial monkey, so he decides to talk to his friend in his dreams. Wukong casually brings up the idea that the macaque should visit Flower Fruit and meet his sworn brothers! Macaque of course hesitates, not sure of the idea of traveling to an unknown island and meeting The Monkey King's questionable choice of sworn brothers, but of course, Wukong, sad and a bit offended, but he doesn't give up.

He decides to bring upon the Ultimate Weapon, begging and whining until Macaque crumbles and gives in, which eventually does. Mac reluctantly agrees to travel over to FFM in disguise, just to be safe he tells Wukong he'll be there. Within a month, Wukong couldn't be more excited; he was like a little kid waiting for Christmas day!

So this is what kinds of powers I think he should have.

😴 the first pic is crossing over to other people's dreams and making their experience life-like he has illusion magic so this makes sense to me. Wukong and macaque would prank the Brotherhood or play tags and hide and seek in their brother's dreams. 🌸The second pic is the soothing ability to calm one's nerves if they pet or cuddle him like a therapy cat,🐈 Wukong would groom him for hours to calm his nerves. now come copes with food🍑🍔🍭

🌸🎶I saved the best one for last the cute/sad little head Cannon I have

At the end of every dream Mac visits they would end it by dancing to music Mac would bring from the future laughing and stumbling while wukong slowly wakes up, wukong has always gone to bed early But now he goes even earlier to bed. Wukong always thought he was the luckiest monkey in the world he gets to have two Adventure and one of them is with his prettiest best friend Macaque 😚✨the monkey of his dreams.

🌸 Wukong couldn't truly dream of a world without his bestest friend🥰✨

#monkie kid #lego monkie kid #lmk #sun wukong #six eared macaque #doodle #monkey king #macaque #shadowpeach #third idea of power: creating little stars out of his hands that float around like for his shadow play or a night light for the baby monkey #cute right!? #originally I was going to write a short fanfic about Wukong having nightmares and not being able to sleep because of that Mac notices #and decides to visit Wukong in his dreams #Hong Kong wakes up in his dream within a dream to a beautiful breathtaking flower field and seeing the beautiful sky it looks super Galaxy #and Mac just pops up out of nowhere and tries to start up a conversation #at first he's like cocky and stuff and then he gets little awkward #fumbling with his words and he gets a little bit more flustered wukong is like super confused and surprise to see him here #Mac gives up on trying to talk and just attacks wukong after a while we'll come figures out he's just play fighting they pretty much #just play tag and wukong slowly he gets into it but Mac starts cheating a little bit and this Riles up The Monkey King and they're just #having a blast now and at the end of it they start talking eating a few peaches just joking around it's awkward but it's nice wukongs #grooming him and he's just feeling a whole lot better Mac wants to know what's bothering him but he feels like can wait until Monkey King #Monkey King is ready for that macaque gets up extensive hand to Wukong they try to dance #and they're both terribly out of practice they keep going until they're tumbling and laughing and will come slowly gets up #with a smile on the face and super well-rested all thanks to macaque the monkey of his dreams #seriously if anybody wants to make a fanfic about this you have my full permission I don't know I think you guys can do way better than me😫

[i3utterflyeffect]

alternative meeting. because its funny

purple and chosen are not having a good time

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#pitch's art #tommy's stickmen tag #king merc au #avm #ava #ava/m #ava the chosen one #ava purple #avm purple #ava tco #ava chosen one #flying bonding time with your estranged sibling's best friend while breaking out from jail. what could go wrong #i love the idea of them being friends. you wouldn't expect it at all #especially since i imagine they're socially awkward in opposite ways #purple talks a lot and occasionally feels awkward abt it. chosen doesn't really talk a lot if not directly asked a question #and doesn't really get why people keep looking at it weird for not upholding conversation #ava au

[dani-luminae]

"Disney's princess needs to have more diverse personalities!" Yes true, sure, but also

Disney's first three Princesses (Snow White, Cinderella, Aurora) are all graceful, sweet, like singing songs about dreams and wishes, and do not actively fight: "omg they're such anti-feminist caricatures!!!"

Disney's next princesses have more established emotions and personalities, alongside the establishment of the "I Want" song as applied to motives outside of love (exploration, adventure, making their family proud): "OMG Ariel traded her voice for a man, how stupid!" "Belle's so stuck-up!" "Jasmine's just a spoiled brat!"

Tiana's a dedicated hard worker, loves her family a lot, and wants her loved ones to be very happy even at her own expense and gets... totally ignored in this conversation, gee I wonder why

Rapunzel, Anna, and now Asha are a little bit awkward, silly, but exuberant and get written off as "stupid adorkable" despite the other tenets of their personalities setting them apart, like Rapunzel's creativity, Anna's dedication to her family, and how Asha strives to help those around her

Moana gets called a disobedient brat for seeing beyond her father's narrow-mindedness

Disney Princesses have many wonderfully different personalities. It's just that people are dedicated to misinterpreting them, and that's why I never take the "Disney Princesses need more diverse personalities!" comment at face value.

#of course rapunzel's socially awkward she's been shut in a tower for eighteen years!!! she's also creative sneaky and sees good everywhere! #anna is dedicated to a sister that as far as she knows has never shown her an ounce of love in ten years even after their parents died #but oh wow! both of them make one goofy face once and suddenly they're 'adorkable oh boo disney needs better protags!' #asha is understandably nervous about meeting the literal king of her beloved country and somehow that a bad thing???? #long story short i think the 'adorkable' is just the current word for 'why i don't like disney princesses for *checks notes* #being disney princesses' #disney princesses #ALL DISNEY PRINCESSES ARE WONDERFUL

[anti-spop]

as i watched s3 and s4, i felt that spop went all httyd 2 by killing the alive parent, and bringing back the 'dead' one

#i post #honestly if they actually explored micah outside of being a goofy awkward dad #i would be ok with it #but he never has time to like. mourn angella #or all the years he lost not spending time with glimmer #they just make that into a joke #AND they chipped micah too #knowing that he would hate catra for indirectly killing his wife #and making glimmer suffer bc of it #yeah. #micah my king. ily you deserved better

[meganechan05]

Rita getting some love via Valentines Chocolate from their loved ones ( 〃▽〃)

And some more KanisCampa Lore!

Like Rita, Maple tends to overwork themself. The only difference is that Maple's workload is more voluntary and their inability to say "no" at times compared to Rita's King and Chief Justice duties. Rita and Morfonia take a while to notice until Rita had to run out and catch Maple from falling off the radio tower from exhaustion. Since then, Rita assigned one of the castle employees to keep track of Maple's workload so they won't overfill their schedule again.

It doesn't really work until Chapter 2 when Rita found Maple overworking themself after the 5 Kingdom Reclamation Arc helping with repairs. They already began seeing Maple as a possible friend and younger sibling by then so they gave Maple a stern lecture and to remind them about proper work-life balance before yelling at the employee for not doing their job. They even allow Maple to nap in the throne room between jobs as long as there aren't any court hearings. Otherwise they'd tell the handyman to sleep in one of the guest rooms.

#Maple never calls Rita by name when speaking to them. Only “My King” or “Your Honor” bc they're a commoner #But they do refer to Rita as “Chief Justice” and “Rita-sama” at times when talking to others. #Rita can only give Maple headpats at most after seeing the younger person as a friend. usually very awkward headpats #Maple doesn't mind being seen as a younger sibling figure to Rita. they ship HimeRitaMorf too much anyways lol #kingohger #king ohger #ohsama sentai kingohger #rita kaniska #rita kanisuka #himeno ran #hymeno ran #morfonia #morphonia #himerita #hymerita #ritamoru #ritamorf #himeritamoru #himeritamorf #kingoh oc #maple campa

[zuppizup]

Legit so excited for whatever is going on here because he looks so awkward and dorky, I know it’s going to be adorable as all hell.

#dork boy #we love him #be awkward king #look at him #he’s being dumb as all fuck you can tell #love him #‘I’m a Prince and High Mage!’ #sure sweetie… #the dragon prince #tdp #callum #tdp spoilers #tdp s5 spoilers

[demobatman]

i love joseph quinn because he leans into being just some freak guy. hes so awkward in photoshoots. he answers interview questions so lackadaisically. he'll lick his costars hand in the same interview. he will only talk about pistachio affogato. i want to dissect him.

#that fucking ONE RESTAURANT HE LIKES #god he is my taurus king #hes literally so fucking. humble. is the word #like the way he answers questions so unseriously #'whats ur relationship to fragrance' 'i like smelling good' LIKE. #im Obsessed with him #'explain ur magnetism on screen' 'i eat magnets. no sorry bad joke' YOU R MY BEST FRIEND #so chill so stupid im in love with him #exactly how i would be answering questions #joseph quinn #eddie munson #yeah Yeah he gets tagged too #stranger things #st 4 #'hes not awkward in photoshoots' he aint modeling neither ill tell you that #he aint bad lookin he just cant model and that is okay he isnt one #hes cheesing in all of them bc hes just having a good time #my man dont get it twisted #he looks like someone having fun being photographed #bc he IS.

[operaofsocks]

god works hard but billdip fans work harder

#me: (posts to this account) #my beloved loyal readers: yaaas king slay #you're going to have to forgive me for being an awkward social reject who doesn't actually know how to maintain casual conversation #however. i care you #tox.txt

[aria0fgold]

Also what is going on with the Daydreaming One??? She has a sister but can't remember her name to the point that she believes she's an only child. Did the sister went to that island in the north that mysteriously disappeared that no one can say the name of anymore? Is that also the island where the king came from cuz whenever you beat him, he keeps saying how he still can't say "it." What's "it"?

#ariaplays: isat #isat spoilers #aight thats enough for the day again. but for the next loop am gon try and get a LOT done. and by that i just mean get me #here. looking for an item has got to be the biggest struggle ive ever had cuz i suck at remembering Which is Where #also the lil phrase the king says before beginning battle is a bit awkward cuz he's like: let's see which one the universe favors #well... im sorry to break it to you my guy but its definitely not you. speaking of awkward siffrin seems to have hit home with #when talking with loop bout how siff started calling everyone ''family members.'' honestly im soooo curious bout what #is up with loop. that theory hangout was one thing but like their Whole thing is so mysterious and interesting in that i #wanna know a lot bout em. they also did tell siff that theyve been in a similar situation before too. being in a timeloop #howd that happen. howd they get outta it. why do they know bout siff but siff doesnt know them. what happened to them #why do they look the way that they do and what did they mean bout siff being ''all that's left.'' so many questions... #yet so lil answers. well id get the answers sooner or later! first... i need to figure out where tf is that article bout the king

[batmanfruitloops]

I'm on my worm lunch break, so you'll have to forgive me ranting about something I find unreasonably funny for now;

In this au, Bruce isn't openly a bisexual at first. Not because he's concerned about people knowing, but because he would never think to clarify it.

Bruce has never actually dated anyone, nor has he felt the desire to take the time out of his schedule to look for someone to share romantic affection with. To be clear, he's still a lonely mess, but he knows that, but that's exactly why he doesn't want to voluntarily put that stress onto someone else.

Even in many of the movies and comic books, Bruce is shown to crave a proper relationship, yet never feels that he can share who he truly is with them.

That problem doesn't exist (feeling the need to hide his true identity) in this au given that Bruce works with John.

All that to reach my dumb little point,

When the Gothamites find out that Bruce is dating a man, I feel like there would be an outburst of men who would have also tried dating Bruce when he was still single.

I know this probably isn't funny to anyone else, my humor is a mess, but I still wanted to share.

- Sarsee

#sars babbles #batmanfruitloops #anewgothamau #batman #bruce wayne #king of miscommunication and being socially awkward #I dont think you understand the emotional constipation this man has #sars silly rants

[fizzytoo]

baffles me that this is comfortable to him

#*fizzyspeaks #king of sleeping in awkward positions #his favorite spot is being pressed into a corner with his head resting on the wall???? what it his problem 😭

[todayisafridaynight]

God that reminds me I was writing this longass reply to when you were comparing MineDai to AraSawa and part of it was basically like. Hear me out but While I've Concluded MineDai Should Not Be Parents For Various Reasons… If they were. Non-zero chance the kid could plausibly turn out like Masato 😭😭😭like spoiled and entitled “wait ’til my FATHER(S) hear about this” nepo baby who can’t connect with either dad and actively resents at least one while taking advantage of their familial ties and living a life of (financial) privilege just sounds about right I'm sorryyyyyyyyy

So it was funny to me because just as AraSawa is MineDai With Dads… perhaps MineDai is AraSawa Without Kids… and AraSawa is the alternate, still-doomed timeline…

its only natural that if arasawa is Minedai But Dilfs then minedai inversely is Arasawa But. One Of Them Sees Red Around Happy Children

#snap chats #BUT SOOOO true that baby WOULD be masato adjacent tho... its in the cards... #only i imagine that kid's resentment towards mine is like. actually justified probably #i said it months back but i always think that if mine WAS a dad he'd be a lot like my mom #though somehow probably like. 2% calmer. he doesnt yell at you but he will make you feel inadequate about everything you do #money can fix whatever damage he does right <- it will not and in his soul he knows that but he wont acknowledge it #and why should he i mean its just a kid right. //screaming// #OK BUT ALSO DOUBLE FUNNY i thought of making a stupid meme chart of my first impressions of arakawa/sawashiro #vs how id feel bout them throughout the game and then just. The Conclusion Being 'this is minedai but with dads' #as a comedic super simplification of course. theres layers. but also lol #THE FACT THAT SOMETIEMS I DO FIGHT WITH MYSELF ON IF I WANNA EXECUTE AN IDEA WITH MINEDAI OR ARASAWA #IS REALLY FUNNY. theres differences tho dont be fooled.. its not a perfect mirror but its close enough to be hilarious #ive talked way too long ANYWAY. do not let mine around kids hes going to give them trauma just by talking to them #id trust daigo with a kid tho. hes proven he can take care of them..... what a king... #he reads as someone who'd be a lil awkward bout bein a dad tho but now im gettin too into it

[sloshys]

I rlly love it when ppl portray the relationship of the cups with the bosses like another family or replacement for the parents they didnt have. But also i imagine they wouldnt be really good with children and act more like like disfunctional parents who went through a divorce or left long ago. Like i wanna see baroness von bonbon having the cups coming over like usual for diner and she gives them the left over cakes she had in the fridge while she goes get a soda for herself. Grim having the cups over at his castle but they're all standing awkwardly in silence not saying much excepts when he has to tell the cups to be careful with the treasure. Cala hanging out with the cups at sea while the brothers almost get swallowed by a typhoon due to her not really paying attention. Ribby and Croaks constantly outplaying the cups at any sports and they're so happy abt it "why arent you good at benchpressing??? arent you kids like 6 by now??". Beppi inviting the cups over but its in the middle of a roller coaster ride and he's asking them about life goals and future college. When Dice have the cups coming over to the casino the devil leaves immediately bc" he has to go buy cigarettes"and dont see him the whole day for absolutely no fucking reasons.

#cuphead dont deal with the devil #Cuphead #Mugman #beppi the clown #cala maria #baroness von bon bon #King dice #ribby and croaks #Please add more i need them to be bad at parenting the cups and being awkward

[hella1975]

i went on the date...

#hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #so we got to the coffee shop for 3 oclock and stayed until close... #which was 2 and a half whole hours later #and there wasnt a single awkward silence like he literally made a joke at the end being like 'i cant believe we weren't awkward once' #he want me fr #idk if i fancy him??? like he's definitely fit and i think worst case scenario i can see us getting along really well as friends #which isnt a bad worst case scenario to be in #but like also im someone that needs to know someone well to even consider them romantically #which is... definitely a thing but i dont feel the need to label it #and i kinda said that to him bc i didnt want him getting the wrong imrpession that this was gonna be a magical spontaneous Thing #like no king every single thing is going to be intentional and deeply analysed the moment im alone #so i can critique my behaviour and every vulnerability i might have shown until i warp the entire interaction into something monsterous #like yes that's gonna take time LMAO i genuinely dont think im capable of just falling in love #i will calmly step into love after thoroughly reviewing the situation thanks <3 #BUT YEAH BASICALLY IT WENT REALLY FUCKING WELL AND WE'RE SEEING EACH OTHER AGAIN WHEN WE COME BACK FROM BREAK #hella goes to uni

[spottedside]

gripping myself by the shoulders

#IM GOING TO WRITE 500 FANFICS #im gonna write one where kiara and vitani from the lion king 2 are lesbians #im gonna write one where feathertail and tawnypelt have an awkward enemies to lovers trope based on feathertail's attitude in her novel #her fuckin graphic novel #im gonna write 20 about ozzy and drix being gay #THAT IS HIS HUSBAND FUCK THRAX i dont like him like the fandom does and thats just because he's hot to most of you IM SORRY GUYS PLEA #theres your monthly dose of kayden wanting to do shit and not doing it and also having hot takes to throw about

[fereldenshero]

hi mars ^_^ im thinking 24 + amylex OR 20 + jam ..whichever ur heart desires

blossoming romance prompts ♥ 24. attempting to find out if they are single/available

(omg hai parker >_< these r both so wonderful but the amylex STRUCK ME with such a wonderous vision. i hope u enjoy some pre canon SILLY NONSENSE 💞)

"Do you think she's single?" Alex suddenly asks in the middle of a study session with Jay at the library. He taps his pen (the one that has been used to write exactly zero notes down for the last hour) against his chin, either purposefully or incidentally ignores the glare Jay levels at him from his seat across from Alex. He's perched horribly awkwardly in his chair, Alex notes when he stops looking away pensively.

"Who?" Jay asks, staring back down at the textbook he has laid out in front of him. Alex can almost feel the annoyance rolling off of him in waves. He finds it vaguely amusing.

"Amy," Alex says, as if it's the most obvious fact in the world. Jay huffs and rolls his eyes, and Alex throws a nearby eraser at him in response. "I'm serious! She's so pretty and nice and funny, there's like... No way, right?"

Jay rolls his eyes again, and Alex swears he's going to get his eyes stuck in the back of his head one of these days from just how often he does so. "I don't know and I don't care, man. I thought you invited me here to study, not talk about girls."

Alex snorts and finally looks down at his long since abandoned textbook. "We can do both. You seriously don't know?"

Jay lets out some sort of exasperated noise and shrugs. "Why don't you go ask her yourself? If anyone's gonna know, it's her. I don't even talk to her, man."

Alex makes some sort of thoughtful noise, taps his chin with his pen again. He supposes Jay is right, as much as he's not exactly thrilled at the idea. Thinking about Amy is a lot easier than talking to her — he's spoken to her a handful of times in their shared gen ed courses, but he always feels like he ends those interactions making a great fool out of himself in front of her. He supposes he's going to have to learn to get over that if he wants any semblance of a chance with her, though, so he nods resolutely to himself before finally allowing himself to turn his attention fully to his classwork for the first time today.

ʚ♡ɞ

It's a few weeks before Alex actually gets the courage to speak to Amy. He hadn't actually planned to do it that day, but the words had stumbled out of him. Amy had been late to class that day, a rare occurrence for someone usually so punctual. She had arrived in a flustered tizzy, sneaking into the back of the lecture hall and choosing the first seat she saw — which, of course, was the seat right next to Alex. He tried not to stare at her openly as she got her things out of the bag slung over her shoulder as quietly as possible.

"Hey," Amy suddenly whispers, and when Alex feels the heat of her body leaning into him slightly, he knows she's talking to him. He's distantly aware that his face is probably bright red. "Do you have a pen I can borrow?"

"Are you single?" Alex asks instead of answering, and his eyes promptly go as wide as dinner plates. Amy's eyes go wide too, and Alex thinks it's wishful thinking to hope that he's not imagining her face going red. He coughs, cringing terribly at himself as he goes digging in his backpack on the floor underneath his chair instead of acknowledging... any of this. He pulls out a pen after a minute of fumbling and shakily hands it to her, dutifully looks away from her face. He doesn't think he can bear to look at her face right now in fear that there'll be any sign of contempt in her eyes (the most beautiful shade of blue. He thinks he would gladly get lost in them).

Amy takes the pen with hushed gratitude, and Alex's whole body jolts with the way their fingers just barely brush together. He wants to hit his head against the table in front of him, feeling terribly mortified at just how easily she seems to effect him without even meaning to. He doesn't think any of this is what Jay had in mind when he had told Alex to just ask her himself.

Alex is just about to resign himself to a permanently Amyless life when suddenly there's a scrap of paper being quietly slid onto the desk in front of him. He looks down at it with wide eyes, half expecting it to be some sort of angry note written by Amy for being so awkward and clueless, but he's extremely pleasantly surprised to see a phone number along with a note that says yes i am :P i'd love to hang out with you. He finally chances a glance back over at Amy, only to find her dutifully paying attention to their professor with the prettiest little smile on her face. Alex can't help the way a smile spreads onto his own face as he stares back down at the note. He neatly folds it up and puts it in the pocket of his jacket with the decision to text her the moment he gets home. He distantly thinks he'll have to come up with a much cooler story to tell his friends how he managed to get Amy's phone number, but for now, the excitement is too much for him to focus on anything but the smile on Amy's face and the note sitting heavy in his pocket.

#amy walters #alex kralie #amylex #marble hornets #they r so sweet and sillay smiles #hope u LOVE THIS. i love alex being awkward and weird and infatuated #amy is also an awkward weirdgirl to me but shes less awkward than alex. godbless #im considering this my birthday gift to alex . Congrats king u are acquiring a girlfrand #idr what my fic tag was erm #lovely writes #goin with that yay #parker tag