#king of the dad jokes

[this-hazbin-quoted]

Lucifer: *unable to figure out why he is losing at chess*

Alastor: *has been secretly eating the pieces*

#incorrect hazbin quotes #hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #hazbin alastor #radio demon #hazbin lucifer #lucifer morningstar #king of hell #dad jokes

[redraccoondog]

#dad joke rAUru #he's the only dad she's ever had #tloz #zelda #dad rauru #king rauru #tears of the kingdom #totk #ganondorf

[viivdle]

cardan writing the last letters:

jude in twk (this has multiple meanings):

the ghost:

#the last one was such a dad joke i'm sorry #cardan greenbriar #jude duarte #jurdan #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #the folk of the air #tfota #holly black #tfota memes #the court of shadows #<3

[drabbles-of-writing]

nice to see Luz and Hunter are upholding the sibling tradition of the younger one copying everything the older one does. I mean, I’ve never personally wanted to die by a puritan tyrant before getting revived by someone who sacrificed their own life and get magical powers in the process, but to each their own

#for legal reasons this is a joke #the owl house #toh #watching and dreaming #toh spoilers #spoilers #luz noceda #hunter toh #hunter noceda #flapjack #emperor belos #philip wittebane #the titan #kings dad #jokes #luz death #hunter death #drabble post #its alright hunter still gets to flex because he got to KEEP his magical powers #also he got scars out of the process which he in no way wants. but when it comes to one-upping siblings #he can and will use it as ammo against luz. oh you have to TELL ppl abt the time u became god and theres no proof? #and sometimes they wont beileve you? skill issue. I have kickas scars that PROVE my story #this is how they accidentally start being nicer to themselves by insisting that time they died was cooler than the other #'i did it first' #'i did it better' #'you didnt even get to STAY magical you still gotta work like a loser' #'bold words coming from someone who didnt become GOD' #'BRIEFLY' #'ITS MORE THAN Y O U CAN SAY' #everyones worried but dw luz and hunters mental illness is like on the same brain wave of dealing with it (they dont)

[luxthestrange]

LMK Incorrect quotes#3 Comedy gold!

Wukong: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Macaque: I do have a sense of humor you know

Wukong: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Macaque: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

Y/n: Mac!Mac!MAAAC!*runs to him and hugs him with a happy grin*What does James Bond do before bed?

Macaque: What?*endearing gaze as feels himself melt at them going in for a hug, patting your head*

Y/n: HE GOES UNDERCOVER

Macaque*Cracks a smile and snorts, chuckling more when he noticed, how proud you are for making HIM laugh*

Wukong:*watching him*...👁👄👁

#lego monkie kid #lmk #lmk y/n #lmk wukong #lmk sun wukong #lmk monkey king #lmk macaque #six eared macaque #lmk sun wukong x reader #lmk wukong x reader #lmk monkey king x reader #sun wukong #sun wukong x reader #monkey king x reader #macaque x reader #dad jokes for ever! #lmk fluff #lmk incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[puppetmaster13u]

Y'know what, yet another de-aged Danny idea where he falls into another world. But Clockwork sends Fright Knight to go watch over him to stop something bad from happening. The heroes of said world were not prepared, at all.

#dpxdc #prompts #The JL are confused about this lil glowing green toddler with lil snek body #They are then alarmed by Massive Glowing Knight looking thing emerging from the shadows to scoop up said child #No one mentions anything at the time but does later joke about how there were 'Batman' vibes going on with the whole situation #fright knight #de aged danny #Honestly I want Fright Knight & Batman to get along and be friends lol #Bruce became the embodiment of his fear to fight in Gotham & is called the dark knight so they can be fear/knight buddies #Bruce can use Alfred to help with the whole new single dad thing lol #Once he gets over his suspicions and anxiety and all that fun stuff #Not ghost king Danny #He a lil baby ancient #Fright probably calls him his lil prince tho

[raayllum]

it's funny because in our two examples of "what does a high mage do" we see Viren be involved in basically every decision that Harrow makes as an advisor, even ones that wouldn't necessarily warrant it immediately, versus Callum, who *checks canon* isn't substantially involved in any decision Ezran makes as king in any given season

#high mage club #i JUST WANT TO KNOW #1) how over bearing viren was (bc i feel like he would be) #vs 2) how few fucks callum actually gives #like he attends council meetings like the rest of the council. suggests/contributes nothing #except (beloved) bad jokes #corvus asks ezran about his plans and discusess his reasons #sorvus are both involved in ezran's b-day party planning #crownguard do handle security (as soren makes extra plan in 4x01) #he steps up when things go wrong in 4x03. opeli gives counsel #hell we don't even know if the painting was made by callum either #LIKE #i'm willing to be kpp'ar was actually normal - did his job and worked on personal projects in his spare time #viren was overbearing and overly involved but like. harrow being a warmer king than his dad yeah yeah #meanwhile callum is only as peripheral to ezran as he is bc they're brothers #but he actually does even less as a high mage Court Politics Wise than either of the other two #bc hyperfixations

[mintaikcorpse]

MK crying about not having a family like he don't got 4 dad's and a bestie who comes by his house sm that she might as well live there

#my brother in christ you got 4 dads #he calls pigsy dadsy and has lived with him since he was like 2 #tang straight up says he sees himself as MK's father figure #Monkey King might actually be has biological father #Macaque is his dad by technicality #and Mei would sacrarice so much for him #yeah yeah ik where his thought came from #just let me make my jokes #mk #tang #sun wukong #macaque #mei #lmk mk #mk lmk #lego monkie kid mk #mk lego monkie kid #lmk #lego monkie kid

[n3onwraith]

GOD I love drawing those stupid jorses 😭😭

Straight up made an infection AU bcs it was going around tiktok and now I keep drawing those little fuckers and making new ones it's becoming a problem

Art under the cut, tw for gore in general in some

There's so much more but omg it's becoming a problem 😭😭

Anyways if yall wanna see the infection it's @/mlpchronicwastingfiles on tiktok and updates are slow and actually kinda mediocre because I made the first parts and the next one I have in drafts before I had the progression figured out, so it's all sorts of boring and full of plot holes rn but I promise it will get better!

#mlp #horror #gore #mlp infection au #mlp infection #my art #god these stupid ponies are ruining my life (joking and affectionate) #i need to learn how to draw LotR too but ill figure that out later cause going from realism to illustration is HARD (for me at least) #also #funfact #google will just show you images of necrosis no issue #but my stepmom had to dig through like 8 sites for the temps of antarctica #soooo #(we were watching Return of the King and both went on tangents that bounced off each other. my Dad loooooves watching movies with us lol)

[newkatzkafe2023]

Wukong Verse incorrect quotes #11 Goodnight

(Y/N) Hey Boys what happens to Nitrogen when the sun Rises???🤔

(HiB Wukong & MK Reborn Wukong)😑😠

(Nezha Reborn wukong) it becomes Daytrogen😏😏😏

(Y/N & the other Wukongs) Ahhhhhhh😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

(HiB wukong & MK reborn wukong) We're going to our rooms 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😠😠😠

(Nezha Reborn wukong) Good Nitrogen🤪🤪🤪

(Monkey king Netflix) Sleep Titrogen😇😇😇

(Y/N) Whispers in Lmk Wukong ear🤭🤭🤭

(Lmk Wukong) Don't let the bed bugs Bitrogen😏😏😏😏🤣🤣🤣🤣

(Hero is back Wukong & Monkey king reborn Wukong) 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Feel Free to Reblog😊👍

#monkey king reborn #monkey king netflix #monkey king hero is back #monkey king x reader #lmk monkey king #incorrect quotes #Nezha reborn #dad jokes #tsundere boys #x female y/n #chillout #bad puns

[polite-little-lad]

i had a vision

here’s the conversation in case it’s too difficult to read:

Purple: —and then, that piglin tried to rob me, can you believe it??

Purple: Just wait til he finds out we’re their rulers-

MT: Purple.

Purple: oh-uh, yes M— King?

MT: Do you know what a piglin that steal things is called?

Purple: …no?

MT: A ham-burglar

…

Purple: Wait- Did you just made a dad joke??

MT: I apologize, I didn’t know what came over me

Purple: Make another one!!

MT: STOP.

(sorry for any grammar mistake, i made this at top speed)

#animation vs minecraft #avm #purple avm #king avm #i had to gg up minecraft dad jokes just to make this comic #mini comic #doodle

[redraccoondog]

#Dad Joke rAUru #he's the only dad she's ever had #see what I did there #foreshadowing! #zelda #king rauru #dad rauru #totk #tloz #zelink #it counts!

[xxinksxx]

Hi I wrote a crack fic for @corndog-patrol for King Thranduil and Bard the Bowman if anyone is interested!

#Thranduil x bard #Thranduilxbard #Thranny doesn't know what hit him with those dad jokes let me tell you #Thranduil #Bard #Bard the bowman #King Thranduil

[anti-spop]

as i watched s3 and s4, i felt that spop went all httyd 2 by killing the alive parent, and bringing back the 'dead' one

#i post #honestly if they actually explored micah outside of being a goofy awkward dad #i would be ok with it #but he never has time to like. mourn angella #or all the years he lost not spending time with glimmer #they just make that into a joke #AND they chipped micah too #knowing that he would hate catra for indirectly killing his wife #and making glimmer suffer bc of it #yeah. #micah my king. ily you deserved better

[a-tiny-sloth]

his dark materials is so real bc sometimes your parents are really shitty but it's okay bc you can have better parental figures like a polar bear or a balloon driver or a witch or even a nun-turned-scientist

#this is not a joke btw i wish the king of the polar bears was my dad #hdm #his dark materials #noah's stuff

[radioactivepeasant]

WIP of Damas post Jak 3 (because 2004 animation being what it was means in The Scene We Don't Acknowledge Except For Angst, the dude only had his legs pinned. Learn to read a pulse, Jak! 😆)

"You're just going to sit there all day?"

"Yep."

"....you don't trust me not to strain the injuries. I should be insulted."

"Well frankly, boss, I had to inherit the recklessness from somebody."

"..."

"I'm right, aren't I?"

"....I'm going to tell the next advisor who walks in that you have separation anxiety. How about that."

"First of all, you're probably not wrong. Second, if you think you can annoy me into leaving, we're gonna be here a long time."

"So you say. But I am a man of nigh infinite patience-"

"-except when it comes to recovering from compound fractures, apparently-"

"-and you'll break down sooner or later."

#jak and daxter #jak 3 #jak 3 wastelander #my art #lineart #wip art #dadmas #king damas #headcanon that Damas is a stubborn grouch about recovering from injuries #look there's many wonderful scenarios of Damas learning Jak is Mar that are filled with delicious angst and hurt/comfort #i want one thats as unhinged as the family itself: give me a Damas who realizes he now has carte blanche to inflict dad jokes on Jak #Damas unleashing puns and 'because i said so' and annoyingly supportive sports dad attitude #hes been saving it up since he first lost Mar and he's making up for lost time #Jak is absolutely mortified but secretly enjoys it