Congrats to Kinn for winning Horniest on Main in a BL!!!
In our first regular bracket after the long hiatus and the Build-a-BL polls, we sought to ascertain the enteral question of who is the horniest on main? While many competed, only one, Kinn from Kinnporsche: The Series, was declared to be the most penis delirious and the most horny on main!
There were several close calls this bracket, with one exact tie in our losers bracket! Which brings me to the second point, this was our first time doing a losers bracket! Characters had to lose twice in order to be completely kicked out, giving many characters who had tough matchups early on a second chance to progress farther. The result of this means that for the first time ever we have a definitive second place, a winner from the losers bracket! He faced their champion and remained victorious. While he could not claim the final crown, his win and horniness levels deserve respect! It is of course none other than Boston from Only Friends!
Real talk though, this has been so so fun and I enjoyed this greatly! I missed running these types of brackets and it was very encouraging and fun to see that all of y'all are still interested in these silly little things! Currently, we still have a bonus round for what BL drama is the horniest on main, and after that we'll be voting on our next bracket topic so stay tuned!
(The bridge of Porsche’s nose is an angry, irritated red. Big wonders whether Porsche got that bruise while protecting Kinn.)
Porsche rubs at the back of his neck. “Look. Before we go on this casino stakeout, I wanted to say... I know I’ve fucked up a lot of missions. But this one is really important to me. We need to make sure Kinn stays safe. So let’s work together on this one, yeah?”
He holds out his hand — a truce. A far more gracious one than Big deserves.
Because Big is a fool. Big had seen how inexperienced Porsche was, how thoroughly he was favored in spite of it, and Big had despised him. Big had tried so hard to grind Porsche’s face into the dirt, to teach Porsche his place.
And then Porsche was alone in a forest with Kinn for days. Porsche kept Kinn alive, healthy and well-fed. Porsche single-handedly saved Kinn from being murdered in the rocky wilderness, where Big could not reach him. Porsche’s star is rising, and there is no stopping it.
All Big can do is carve out a space for himself in the shadow of Porsche’s blinding radiance.
(The one thing Porsche couldn’t do was stop Kinn from getting shot. Big would have stopped it. Big would have put himself in front of that bullet, and Kinn would have let him.)
Porsche’s hand, held open in genuine invitation, mocks Big for every petty misstep he’s ever made.
Big has no choice. His hand reaches out in return, in surrender.
*This is NOT what show has the highest heat/most sex scenes/etc but what show is the HORNIEST on MAIN. Not all sex scenes are horny and not all horny scenes are sex scenes.
This could fall under regret, and it's certainly one of my favorite platonic/family relationships, but no prompt really.
Just realizing during rewatch how this is the first time Kinn has ever gotten to go out with his brother. How he brings his friends and gets drunk and undignified and just has a good time, savoring the moment. How sweet and heartbreaking it is at the same time.