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gglitch1dd · 2 years

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Sweet-Bee Pt2 -MHA

Kiribaku x GN! Reader

Back by popular demand!

Note: Reader's body is not defined, mentions of a shot gun, mentions of alcahol, swearing, teasing (cause I couldn't help myself), Kiri not taking Baku's shit and putting him in his place, Bratty & Embrassed Bakugou, All the farmers in the story + Fatgum have southern accents (fight me)

Warning: NEITO FUCKING MONOMA!

Small Town Kiribaku Series: LINK Sweet-Bee: Part 3

They wanted to figure you out. They really wanted to and yet for some reason they just couldn’t. You were an unsolvable mystery. Everything about you made them crave more and yet also made them insanely confused.

You had just started hanging out with their friend group. First you met Mina. Mina approached you first, wanting to meet the person who she had heard from Denki, who heard from Sero, who heard from Todoroki, who heard from Midoriya, that someone had put Bakugou in his place

THAT WASN’T KIRISHIMA OR MITSUKU BAKUGOU!

So when she met you finally she was squealing and jumping for joy. First because, it approved the rumours that spread like wild fire (mostly due to her and Midoriya not shutting up about the incident) and she just loved meeting new people. She quickly swept you up and you slowly integrated into all of their lives. Eating lunch at Sato’s business neighbour, Sero’s restaurant. He had some of the best food you have tasted in a retail, you just had to say. And Sero like anyone who loved his Abuela’s recipes.

Sero was half Japanese and half Cuban (idk but I live for this headcannon) and carried his soul on his sleeve. Sero and his signature smile always seemed to make you giggle even when being out of a giggling mood. With Sero you soon met Denki, who’s first words were a pick up line. A pick up line, along the lines of:

“You are thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.”

This got him the la chancla from Sero and a disapproving look from Mina who then burst out laughing with you. You didn’t mind the pick up line at all nor did you mind his flirty behaviour. He was like that with everyone so it was even more funny when he looked at Sero with big eyes and started to dramatically told him they were getting a divorce.

Sero then proceeded to shout. "We were never married!"

"I'm keeping the kids!" Denki crossed his arms looking away from Sero.

"¡Qué!" Sero looked at Denki cocnfused. "WHAT KIDS!"

You had learnt that Denki was an electrician. He didn’t know alot of things but he did know electricity. When the three of them visited your house for the first time, they decided that they had to throw a party, to introduce you to more of their friends and the town. Denki looked at your electricity and started talking to you as if you understood a word of what he was saying. Talking about the box and something tripping or whatever. Well, he did something and then you couldn’t heart the buzz anymore so that was good.

Next thing you know that Saturday Evening you were catering for people that you didn’t know in your house. People sort of just streamed in and music was playing. It was like a college party but less crazy and more homey. You greeted Midoriya and he introduced you to Shoto Todoroki (who’s family owned the local supermarkets in town), Iida (who was a financial advisor and banker with his family), Uraraka (her family were builders) and Tsuyu who was a Vet.

Hosting people was a lot of work but Mina and Sero worked hard so that you wouldn’t do it alone. At some point, a sleep deprived man in a doctors coat with purple hair showed up. His name was Hitoshi Shinso and the first thing he wanted to know is where was the vodka. Not even questioning him at all you gave him a cup, patted his back in sympathy and directed him to the Dekusquad.

You were currently sitting in your backyard on the deck looking up at the stairs. The house was getting really crowded and warm for you. That and you didn’t want to get roped in another game of super charades. The door opened and you heard some footsteps behind you.

“Hey, Y/N.” You turned around and had to strain your neck to look up at two red eyed men who had found their way outside to your safe haven.

You smiled. The two gorgeous men that had made quite the impression on you and you on them. “Hey Kirishima. Hey Bakugou.” You smiled up at them. You turned around still sitting down on the wooden deck. “Care to join me in paradise?” You asked patting the deck.

Bakugou scoffed but dropped down in front of you, holding a cup of who knows what. “I wouldn’t call it paradise.” He commented.

Kirishima rolled his eyes and unlike Bakugou, carefully sat down. “Don’t mind him.” Kirishima pointed to Bakugou with his thumb. “He just doesn’t like parties that much. He partied too much as a teen to like them now.”

Bakugou rolled his eyes. “People.” He shuddered. “That’s why I prefer the farm. People don’t bother me unless I let them.”

Your eyes widened. You hit your forehead. “Oh yah! You're a farmer.” You recalled. That made much more sense because you saw Bakugou’s name on a lot of products not only in the supermarkets but at the bakery and at Sero’s restaurant. “You know I have to admit, your right.” You commented nodding your head. “My aunt lives on a farm and I used to visit her every year for summer vacation. I have some of my best memories there.”

Bakugou looked you up and down. He shook his head. “Nah! I doubt that. You look like the type to start screamin’ the moment you touch mud.” He snickered taking a sip from his cup. Kiri hit his shoulder with a stern look. “What?” Bakugou chuckled lifting his hands up. “Am I wrong?” He asked.

“Well one of these days, Bakugou. I’ll show you that I’m not some puckered up person.” You tell him, not really caring about what he said but wanting to still prove him wrong.

“Well… what are you doing tomorrow?” Kiri asked you. He tilted his head to the side, his red ponytail and hair strands moving with him. “Katsuki over here could need some help on the farm and I’m a big help but I can only do so much. You can stay the day and have dinner with us.”

“Who said we need help, Eijiro?” Bakugou asked with a raised eyebrow and angry scowl as he turned to look at Kirishima.

“I did and we do.” Kiri spoke brightly. He smiled positively.

You looked between the two of them. They called each other by their first names, they seemingly lived together and they always left places together. You motioned between the two of them. Bakugou gave you a raised eyebrow while Kiri gave you a look of interest and confusion. “Are you two dating?” You asked.

Bakugou looked over at Kirishima. He had a smirk on his face. “I don’t know, Kiri. Are we datin’?” He asked with a raised eyebrow. Kiri looked at the blond with a tense jaw and raised eyebrows in shock. He scoffed amused at the blond’s behaviour. Not shocked, just amused. “I mean Kiri is fine and all…” Bakugou spoke, talking to you. “But I don’t do beefy red he- OI!”

Kirishima grabbed Bakugou by the waist and threw him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. Bakugou was beet red from what you could see. Kirishima was smiling but everything about his energy spoke otherwise. “Don’t mind Bakugou, he is just an insensitive brat who lost his manners.”

“I’m not a br- AH!” A slap on the thigh cut Bakugou off. The blond quickly covered his mouth so as not to make an even bigger embarrassment of himself.

Kirishima continued to just look at you. “We are dating and don’t worry about him. I’ll beat his ass when we get home.” He spoke cheerfully, though there was an underlying threat underneath it.

You chuckled. You picked up Bakugou’s cup and looked at the contents. Here you were greatly enjoying the show these two were putting on for you. Probably perverted of you but you couldn’t help it. Not when they both looked so gorgeous. Kirishima the big strong friendly giant red head who handled his boyfriend gently yet by the neck. Bakugou, the explosive blond that was easily flustered and fun to tease. You were having too much fun for your own good.

You motioned the cup to Kirishima. You took a sip from it. Liquid Courage. “Please do. Sounds like something I would enjoy.” You commented that last part more to yourself than to the other two but they heard you nonetheless. Kirishima’s smile turned into a devious smirk and Bakugou looked at you wide eyed and pink. The last thing he needed was someone siding with his boyfriend against him.

Kirishima chuckled. He gripped Bakugou’s thigh harder as he stood up with him on his shoulder with ease. He looked down at you. Gosh did your head race with devious thoughts as he did so. You wanted nothing more than to stay like this for him. His eyes seemed to look deep into you and know everything. He opened his palm to you. “Phone?” It was simple question but you took it as an order.

You slipped it out of your pocket, unlocked it and handed it to him. The redhead tapped on the screen a few times and then handed it back to you. “Pop me a message later. I’ll send you the address.” He glanced down at you. “See you tomorrow…” His hand lingered close to your face. You wondered what he was going to do. He tapped your nose. “Sweet-Bee.” The way he said it sounded so condescending yet gentle at the exact same time. He turned around and headed for the door, Bakugou still on his shoulder.

“I can walk you know.” Bakugou commented, folding his arms over his chest.

“I know.” Kiri nodded.

Bakugou looked over at you. He stuck his middle finger up at you, angry that you were the underlying factor behind all of this. You chuckled. He was angry that he brought it on himself. You smirked at him and waved. “By Baku-Bee! Enjoy the rest of your night!” Bakugou’s face couldn’t get any hotter at the nickname. He grumbled as he pulled his black hat further down his head, trying to hide his face. Kirishima laughed as he entered the house.

You did send a message to Kirishima that night before you went to bed but you couldn’t stop thinking about them. Bakugou’s bratty attitude and sense of entitlement. Kirishima’s deep red eyes, gentle touch yet firm stance. Gosh would you have killed to be stuck with those two for one night. Just one. Then you could go dedicate yourself in a nunnery or something.

The next day you had put on your best looking short overalls, slid on some boots and slapped a hat on your head. You jumped in to your car and drove to the location Kiri sent you. Your heart was beating so hard in your chest you found it hard to breathe. It was your day off at Sato’s and it seemed sort of nostalgic to spend your relaxing time on a farm. Alone with two devilishly attractive men. No one but the animals to hear you.

You took a sip of your water to calm yourself. They were just two ordinary men who were dating. You were just doing them a favour and trying to prove a point to Bakugou. Nothing more and nothing less.

You drove through the open gate onto the dirt road. There was a fence alongside the road where you saw a field of happily grazing horses. A beautiful canopy of trees lined the road as you drove your way up to a white farmhouse. It was beautiful. Standing on the porch, his shirt rolled up to his elbows, leaning against the wooden beam was Bakugou. You parked and exited your car with a bright smile.

“Morning!” You smiled widely, walking up the stairs up to the porch.

Bakugou tilted his head to you. “Mornin’.” He greeted. His arms were crossed over his chest.

As you got closer you noticed from the two buttons opened on his shirt.

There were a few hickies that littered his neck with a bite mark that was on the space between his shoulder and neck. You couldn’t lie and say he didn’t look good with them contrasting on his skin. You looked up at him and wiggled your eyebrows. He rolled his eyes at you.

“So…” You stood with your hands on your waist. “I see you enjoyed your night, Baku-bee.” You smiled at him.

Bakugou scoffed, his face dusting pink. “Because of you, I had Kirishima on my ass all night.” He glared at you.

You looked over to the side. “More like in.” You smirked to yourself.

His face whipped to you, his cheeks red as he glared at you. “Uh uh. No.” He spoke shaking his head. He started walking towards you making you take a few steps back. “You don’t get to have your weird hold on me and tryin’ to fluster me and make me embarrassed. Not anymore.”

Your back hit the wooden beam of the railing as you were now face to face with Bakugou. He was glaring down at you, his piercing red eyes once again staring into your soul almost rendering you speechless. You chuckled nervously at his glare. “So you do get flustered by me? Good to know.”

He gave a small almost growl in anger as he bend down to your face. “This is my farm. My farm, my rules. I am law on this property.” You looked to the open double front doors of the house. “ Eijiro ain't home right now.” He redirected your attention to him, using his hand to firmly yet gently push your head to look back up at him. “He’s gone into town.” He had a grin on his face as he looked down at you. “So no one can be your savin' grace now, Sweet-Bee. You will learn to understand why no one messes with Bakugou Katsuki.” He speaks lowly down to you.

Your faces were centimeters apart nothing but tense air between you. Your thighs pushed tightly together and your eyes locked onto his. His eyes fluttered down for a seconds before he took a few steps back from you. He crossed his arms over his big chest once more. That’s when you noticed. He had abnormally defined pecks but he it suited him in a sense. You inwardly slapped yourself in the face.

You were not just checking out his tits.

“There are rules. Live by these rules and you will be fine.” He tells you. “One, don’t get too close to the black stallion. His name is Roger, he will hurt you. Number Two, don’t let the sheep get to any item of clothin’ you still want in one piece. Number Three, if a chicken escapes from their pen, it dies.” Your eyes widened at the third rule. He looked deadly serious, no smile in sight or any hint of sarcasm in his tone. “I don’t like the chickens, the chickens don’t like me. They know the rules. If any one of those motherfucker cluckers get out of their Goddamn pen, they die and we gonna have chicken for dinner.” He had three fingers up so far. “Four, don’t mind Queen Dynamight, she won’t hurt yah. She’ll just follow you around and make sure you aren’t stressin' out the animals or make sure the animals ain't misbehavin'.”

“Hold on…” You stop him. “Queen Dynamight?” You asked with a raised eyebrow.

He opened his mouth to respond but you heard barking instead. Running over to the both of you on the ground was a beautiful female Border Collie that was black and white. She waved her tail around as she barked over to the two of you. Your eyes widened in awe as you saw her. She was so adorable.

Bakugou’s eyebrows furrowed as he noticed that she was barking a bit more than usual. “What’s the matter, Queen? Is it the cows?” He asked.

The dog barked some more before facing the road. She growled. That’s when you heard the sound of driving. Bakugou walked over to the railing on his side and leaned forward, trying to see who was making their way here. Bakugou’s scowl deepened. “That motherfucker!” He shouted. Without another word, he stormed into the house.

A light blue Chevrolet truck drove up to the house parking just a bit further from your car. You tilted your head to the side wondering who it could be. Exiting the car was a blond with short hair and periwinkle blue eyes. He wore white gloves and a white cowboy hat, and also had a noticeable pale blue tie around his neck that he wore. “Well I’ll be…” He spoke once he saw you. An interested gleam in his eyes. He took off his hat and bowed to you. “Good mornin’ precious!” He greeted you.

You smiled at the man in front of you on the ground. You waved. “Good morning.” You greeted.

“I’m Monoma Neito. I own the farm a few acres over.” He introduced himself. “You must be the newbie in town.”

You nodded your head in agreement. “Yes, I’m Y/N. It’s nice to meet you.” You introduced yourself.

His smile brightened. His baby blue eyes glinted in mischief towards you. “Well it is very nice to meet you too.” He looked around the area. “Have you seen a Mr Bakugou, by any chance?” He asks you. “I’m missin’ two of my ducks and I wanted to know if he has seen them by any chance.”

“Oh, let me go fetch him.” You said as you pointed to the inside of the house.

You noticed that Queen Dynamight hadn’t stopped growling at the other blond man. She was in an aggressive stance and looked like she was ready to bite him. You raised an eyebrow in suspicion. You turned around and came to face to face with Bakugou holding a shotgun.

You stumbled back, gripping onto the railing as you looked at Bakugou with wide eyes.

“MONOMA!” He shouted in anger. “GET OFF OF MY PROPERTY!” He shouted with pure aggression in his eyes. You were borderline scared. So that is where he ran off to.

Monoma quickly shot his hands up in defense. “Hold on now, Bakugou.” He spoke nervously as he started to slowly move back towards his car. “I was talking to this nice precious person over here and-” Monoma motioned to you.

Bakugou took a stance. “They ain’t your precious anything! Get off my fucking property or I’ll shoot you!”

“Hold on Bakugou. There is no reason to get violent.” Monoma reached over for his car handle door. “We can talk about this…”

“There ain’t anythin’ to talk about! You killed my horse!” You looked back at Monoma shocked.

Monoma chuckled. “In my defense, I thought it was a windigo.” He looked up at Bakugou with a smirk on his face, no sense of denial or regret in sight. “My mistake.”

“I told you the next time you step foot on my property I would shoot you.” Bakugou faced the barrel of the gun up in the air. He pumped the slide of the gun and aimed it at Monoma. “And I don’t waste bullets. NOW GET!” He shouted.

Monoma chuckled nervously as he opened his car door. “You wouldn’t dare.”

Bakugou’s gaze sharpened onto the blond. Bakugou placed his hands on the trigger. You quickly covered your ears with both your hands. Queen Dynamight quickly scampered up the deck to get closer to you. Covering her ears as well. You held the dog close to you. Bakugou fired the shot.

The loud sound of the gunshot made your ears ring slightly. Your heart dropped you quickly looked over to Monoma who was no where to be seen. Your mouth fell open. Did Bakugou just-

Shakily standing up from behind his open door was Monoma. The window to his drivers door was shattered. Bakugou glared. He pointed to Monoma’s head. “I missed.” He clarified. Bakugou pushed down the shaft of the gun again.

Scrambling into his car Monoma started the car. “This isn’t the end, Bakugou!” He shouted from his window. “I know you took my ducks!” He reversed out.

Bakugou hang off the railing as he shouted to Monoma. “NEXT TIME I’LL AIM FOR YOUR DICK, YOU BLOND COPYCAT!” He shouted after a speeding Monoma. He was heaving in rage as he glared off into the distant, still holding his shotgun. You shakily stood up from the ground and looked to Bakugou. Your mouth dropped. Queen Dynamight scampered over to her owner and barked at him for his attention. Bakugou looked down at the dog, a soft look on his face. He got down on one knee. “We got him, didn’t we girl?” He asked. She barked at him and licked his face. He laughed at her affection. You relaxed, seeing his rage dissipate. Bakugou looked up at you. He stood up and held the Shotgun facing down to the ground.

“Don’t tell me you actually got his ducks.” You tell him, trying to brighten up your mood.

Before Bakugou could answer you heard a quack from inside the house. You froze at the sound. He chuckled, placing a grin on his face. “Rule Number Five, don’t get between me and my war with Neito fucking Monoma.” He turned and walked back inside, Queen Dynamight following him happily.

You nodded your head raising your own hands. “Noted. Seriously noted.”

-Glitch1d

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thatbirdrestaurant · 4 years

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BakuSquad Roadtrip

Regular Headcanons:

Sero drives, no argument

Kirishima cannot focus on the road

Bakugou would blow the steering wheel into smithereens

Mina would swerve off the road

Jirou is honorary DJ

Shinshou would fall asleep in the middle of the highway

And Kaminari just can’t drive. He legally cannot.

Sero drives, but they use the Kirishima family van. Reasonable, seeing as its a van made for a lesbian couple and their countless daughters and one teenage son

Sero takes driver’s seat, Jirou as the passenger

Kaminari and Mina take the seats behind the two

And Bakugou and Kirishima sit in the back with Shinso in the large trunk with an air mat. His demands, not the other’s

They pack literally everything: snacks, pillows, air floaties, battery packs, flashlights, pads, swim gear, surfboards, literally everything

The idea of the road trip belonged to Mina, who wanted to go somewhere for Spring Break and wanted to bring her boys - plus Jirou - and most of them agreed instantly

Shinso and Bakugou were the hardest to convince, but thanks to Kaminari and Kirishima, they broke and ended up in a large van with Sero being an absolute mom

Sero: I will turn this MOTHER FUCKING car around, Denki Kaminari, if you don’t shUT THE FUCK UP!

Kaminari, near to tears: Y-yes, Ma’am.

It took a few hours for everyone to get used to one another, what with Bakugou yelling about the music and Sero’s driving style, but within the first four hours of the trip, they were all playing Punch Buggie, I Spy, and screaming songs at the top of their lungs

Kirishima likes to have Sero roll down the windows then stick his head out like a dog to scream: “BakuSquad Roadtrip 2019, Mother Fuckers!” It doesn't take long before Kaminari is in on the action

Somehow, Shinso gets in on it, flipping off every large truck that passes by, and it isn’t too long before Sero is telling everyone to shut the fuck up again

1 AM stops at the nearest Denny’s are not uncommon during these trips, nor are random pullovers to get an aesthetic picture of the group by a sparkling lake or of Shinso flipping off a sign

Kaminari nearly kills everyone when they find a sign that says, “Hey teens, buckling up is totes yeet yo,” and doesn’t shut up about it for at least an hour

Whenever the squad finds a beach, they pull in and take the rest of the afternoon to swim, surf, and dive. Seo is a surprisingly good surfer, as is Kirishima, while Shinso would rather lie on the sand and risk sunburn. Bakugou likes going as far as the lifeguard will let him then diving as deep as he can go. Mina and Jirou just float in the water while Kaminari tries to get them wet.

A chicken fight breaks out quickly, Bakugou demanding Kirishima hold him as he shoves Kaminari off of Sero’s shoulders. This goes on for a few minutes before Shinso picks both Mina and Jirou up and yeets them at the boys

Mina posts on her Instagram every ten minutes with updates on Kaminari being a meme, Sero having road rage, Jirou being an e-girl, Bakugou being soft for Kirishima, and Shinso being iconic in the trunk

Once pulled over on the road, Shinso Fortine danced while singing, “Hey there, Demons, it’s me, ya boi”

The car at some point breaks down by the beach, and while Sero tries to fix it, the other dance of the top of the van or chase one another around with water guns

Sero, defeated, sits against the wheel and smokes a joint, much to the Mom Disappointment TM in Bakugou

Bakugou would die before he admits he loved the trip, but everyone knows he loved it. EVERYONE

By the end of the trip, the group is sunburned, their vocal cords stretched, sleep schedule ruined, and now overly aware of one another’s sleeping habits

Shippy Headcanons (KiribBaku, KamiShin, MinaJirou):

Kirishima and Bakugou cuddle when they go to sleep, shamelessly snuggling into one another before dozing off

Kirishima picks Bakugou up bridal style in a Denny’s and carries him around as he sings “Never Getting Rid Of Me” from the musical Waitress. Mina recorded it and it was the greatest thing the morning shift has ever seen

The two somehow end up singing “Lovefool” by The Cardigans - most likely because Kaminari insinuated Bakugou wasn’t man enough to sing the song with Kirishima. He proved him wrong, and damn, did he do it well

Bakugou finds a red shell covered in spikes while on another beach and gives it to Kirishima when they get back into the car. The redhead quickly puts it on a string and wears the necklace creation for the rest of the trip

Somewhere on Shinso’s social media, there is a video from his angle in the trunk of Sero driving and him saying, without any context, “Maybe Bakugou can drive this van, then it’d truly be a Kirishima car driven by a Kirishima, keep the legacy going,” followed by Mina and Kaminari dabbing

Kaminari sometimes joins Shinso in the trunk and they share music as they cuddle, but because Shinsho doesn’t sleep, he manages to keep Mina from taking a picture of it

Something similar to the KiriBaku Denny’s experience, Kaminari, circuited out, got onto a table and announce that his boyfriend was the hottest man in the room, to which Bakugou slammed his hands on the table and yelled, “have you SEEN MY BOYFRIEND?”

Shinso once chugged an entire Mountain Dew, burped like a dinosaur, and Kaminari stuck his head out the window and proceeded to cream how sexy Shinso was

Kaminari sits in the backseat with Shinso a couple of hours to watch Buzzfeed Unsolved together, eventually being joined by Bakgou and Kirishima. It turns into a weird double date thing in the back of the van

Whenever KiriBaku and KamiShin have their moments, Jirou will crawl into the back of the van with Mina and the two will cuddle while Sero gets control of the radio, turning on his bands that were clearly high when they wrote those songs

Mina borrows a few of Jirou’s tank tops every now and then, or Jirou takes Mina’s bikini tops when Sero refuses to turn on the AC because he doesn’t want to get more gas money for at least another couple of miles

Many SnapChat posts of Mina and Jirou with cute filters making cute faces at one another. There’s even a video of Jirou staying completely blank-faced as Mina tries to break her with different Kermit impressions

#bakusquad #baku squad #mina ashido #denki kaminari #hanta sero #ejirou kirishima #kyouka jirou #katsuki bakugou #roadtrip #bnha #bnha headcanons #kiribaku #kamishin #minajirou #hitoshi shinsou

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red-riot420 · 5 years

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god he’s such a dumb bitch i love him so much

#bnha #kiribaku unsolved #kiribaku #bakugo katsuki #kirishima eijirou #art!!#al art #theyre at mardi gras

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mynameismeowmeow · 3 years

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Person A: Any questions?

Person B: What flavor is bubblegum?

Person A, cocking a gun: I didn’t want to have to do this.

Person B: Oh Shit.

Person A taking aim: But you leave me no choice.

Person B: *screaming*

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kaistarus · 4 years

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Clickbait--Chapter 4

Summary: A lot of great things came with being a big name YouTuber, but along with those perks were some serious drawbacks. One of the biggest being a lack of personal privacy. Due to just one video, Kirishima’s least well-kept secret has become a viral sensation overnight, and now he has to deal with the repercussions from both the YouTube community and the public. Hopefully, those he’s dragging down with him won’t mind…

Pairing: Kiribaku

Words: 3,990

Notes: Ya’ know when life and college happen? Anyway, I have full intentions to finish this story. It’s all plotted out, so don’t worry about me falling off the face of the earth :) I had a lot of fun with this chapter. I hope it was worth the wait! Read the full story here

Kirishima stood stunned at his front door. He refused to believe that Bakugou Katsuki was standing mere feet away on the other side of that false wood. How could it be that Bakugou would choose the day Kirishima had run out of laundry to show up at his home uninvited? The pair of his questionably clean Mysteries Unsolved sweatpants weighed heavy on his waist as his eyes remained fixated on the handle, hoping if he remained still, he could convince himself it was all a cruel figment of his morning imagination.

Another round of pounding racked the door.

“What the hell was that, Shitty Hair?” An unmistakable raspy voice came muffled through the wood. Kirishima was wrong. Bakugou was here and this was real, and he was doomed.

Kaminari wrapped his arms around his head and groaned on the kitchen floor, “make it stop.”

“Is something wrong?” Sero asked. Mina rose from her seat and Kirishima tried motioning for her to stay still. She rolled her eyes and made her way towards where he was on the verge of another mental break.

He’s been having an awful lot of those lately, he realized. He seriously needed to take time to sit back and reconsider several of his recent life choices.

“Bakugou’s here.” He whispered, nodding towards the door. Mina raised her brows and mouthed ‘Bakugou’ to Sero who shot her an exhausted look.

“It wasn’t me,” Mina put her hands up defensively, then gave Kirishima a pointed look. “You know we have to open that door.”

“No, we don’t,” Kirishima began guiding her away from the entryway, but Mina pushed back against him. They started shoving back and forth; hands in faces, elbows in stomachs, Mina pulling every dirty tactic to fake-out Kirishima in hopes of getting a grasp on the doorknob; however, he had a major height advantage and easily blocked her path.

“Ei, we can’t just leave them in the hallway.” Mina puffed up her cheeks in a pout. She ducked beneath his arm, nearly reaching her goal before Kirishima wrapped his arms around her mid-section and tossed her over his shoulder. Mina kicked and squealed against him as he moved her away from the entrance. “You’re being ridiculous!”

“No, you’re being ridiculous!” Kirishima angled his face away from her flailing limbs, “betray me again Mina and I swear to god I’ll—Oh!” Kirishima fell to his knees when one of Mina’s uncoordinated flails resulted in a swift kick to his groin. The moment she was free she gave him a short apology before dashing away. Kirishima didn’t even have time to protest. Too busy face-planting the carpet in agony—physical and emotional—to the sounds of Sero’s cackling and Kaminari’s pitiful whines.

What a way to go out, he thought. Face smashed into the floor, ass in the air, and his dignity nowhere to be found. It’s a near spitting image of how he’d always imagined.

“The fuck is going on?”

Kirishima’s shoulders shot to his ears. He rotated his head towards the door to find an upside-down image of Bakugou and Uraraka staring down at him. Uraraka held her hands against her mouth like she was trying to hold in a laugh while Bakugou just glared. Surprisingly, Kaminari was the one standing beside the open door, head cradled in his hands. Kirishima shot him a dirty look.

“I had to stop the knocking dude,” Kaminari said before slinking down against the wall. Kirishima grumbled several half-assed insults and turned away from their newly entered guests.

“I’m so glad you guys made it!” He heard Mina skip over to be obnoxiously friendly. He sneered. He definitely was not throwing a fit though because he was an adult and adults don’t throw fits. He crossed his arms.

“You sure? ‘Cause it sounded like you were haven’t quite the argument.” Uraraka said cheekily. Kirishima felt his face flame up. He let his butt sink down and hoped the rest of him would melt into the floor with it.

“Oh, that? Just the usual banter…” Mina laughed awkwardly, trying to wave it off. Kirishima sighed and suddenly he was reminded why they never collaborated with anyone outside of their small group. Chaotic mess.

He felt a kick to his side and grumbled. He attempted to ignore it, but the kicks increased in strength so Kirishima rolled over to tell who he assumed was Sero off. Words failed him when he was met with a set scarlet stare.

“What the fuck happened to you?” Bakugou gave him another rough nudge with the toe of his shoe. Kirishima tried pushing him off, but Bakugou just pressed down harder.

“I gave him a good kick where it hurts,” Mina winked.

“It was awesome,” Sero said. “A one-hit knockout.”

Bakugou rolled his eyes. “So, you just gonna pout for the rest of the fucking day?”

“I’m not pouting!”

“Sure, fucking looks like it.” Bakugou smirked. Kirishima narrowed his eyes at him. “Oh, and nice pants.”

Kirishima’s eyes widened. He’d completely forgotten he was wearing Mysteries Unsolved merch. Bakugou’s smirk grew cocky and he nudged Kirishima a little harder. Kirishima felt like his face was going to start on fire.

“So, what’s our game plan for the day?” Uraraka asked, pulling Bakugou away by the top of his shirt. Kirishima was grateful. Another second of physical contact with mocking and he’d probably be dead. “We were promised a YouTube video?”

“I’m pretty sure only you were promised a YouTube video.” Sero pointed at her with his greasy spatula and Bakugou glared back. Sero put his hands up defensively. “Not that we’re disappointed you’re here…”

“Real convincing, Soy Sauce.”

Sero stared off for a moment, as if trying to process Bakugou’s words. They lost him for several minutes.

“I, for one, am more than happy you’re here. I’m sure Kirishima is too!” Mina shot him a smile. He made eye-contact with Bakugou and mumbled out a quick agreement.

“Well, what the fuck do you normally do for videos?” Bakugou asked, hands shoved deep in his pockets.

“Well, normally we just fuck around for a week and then I edit it to make it look like we’re cool.” Kirishima crossed his arms. “When I’m lazy I just throw together some leftover clips, call them bloopers and throw them up on my second channel.”

“I do that, but all in one day and once a month.” Kaminari piped up from the floor. Sero rolled his eyes.

“They didn’t ask you.” Sero pointed out. Kaminari stuck out his tongue, curling back up onto his side for his umpteenth hangover nap that morning.

“Well, are we gonna just fuck around then?” Bakugou asked. Kirishima felt his face warm up a bit and turned away from them.

“We could always do a challenge video?” Mina said, tapping her chin. “You post those on your second channel too sometimes.”

Kirishima shrugged. “I suppose. I haven’t done that in months.” It was actually a great idea. Those always got a lot of views since he rarely posted them, and he could use some bloopers for the next main channel video. “Yeah, actually that’d be great.”

“It works for my channel too since we can just split clips.” Mina smiled. “Especially if we’re on different teams.”

Now Kirishima was getting the feeling that he should be extremely against whatever idea Mina was coming up with. The way she was eyeing up Bakugou gave him all sorts of red flags.

“Teams?” Uraraka tapped her chin as well. Kirishima glanced between the girls who now wore identical expressions. He watched them lock eyes and smile mischievously each other. Why would he ever think introducing another deviously evil personality to Mina was a good idea? He looked to Bakugou who was staring at everyone indifferently. Did he seriously not notice the plotting occurring?

Kaminari suddenly perked up. “That’s absolutely genius. Think of all the views a video with Kirishima and Bakugou would get.”

Everyone except Kirishima nodded.

“I mean, we shouldn’t do a video just for views.” Kirishima lifted himself into sitting. “C’mon… don’t we have morals? Standards?”

Everyone in the room blinked.

“Do you have… morals?” Kaminari tilted his head towards Mina.

“Never heard of her.”

“Standards left me years ago.” Uraraka shrugged.

Kirishima’s jaw hung open and he turned to Bakugou looking for help, but Bakugou just shrugged loosely. Kirishima struggled for words before sighing. “At least let me shower.”

“That’s the spirit!” Mina cheered.

If anyone had told him that he would have his crush publicly released for clickbait only to be filming videos with the guy days later for that same clickbait… he’d think they were absolutely insane. Maybe he was the insane one?

What even was his life anymore…

The game Kirishima had no say in since he’d been in the shower was the Newly Wed game. The concept seemed innocent enough when they explained it to him. They were asked questions and their partner had to guess the right answer. Easy. The only problem being the abnormal amount of information Kirishima knew about Bakugou.

“We’re positive I shouldn’t be partnered with Mina?” Kirishima was already finding it hard to look at Bakugou now that Sero convinced him to wear Vlog Squad merch. Bakugou in his red Vlog Squad hoodie might actually kill him if he thought about it too hard.

“People already know we’re best friends.” Mina rolled her eyes. “They want to see you and Bakugou versus me and Uraraka.”

“This is fine with you?” Kirishima asked Bakugou who had been casually leaning against the kitchen counter. Seeing Bakugou fit so easily in his home was really messing with his head. Kirishima clenched his fists to remain focused.

“I don’t make mediocre videos.” He raised a brow. “Either this shit gets trending, or it was a waste of my time.”

Sero snorted from where he was setting up their filming area. “Sounds like a yes if I’ve ever heard one.”

Bakugou scowled and went to check what Sero was doing. Kirishima watched them discuss Sero’s equipment, defeated once again. Mina was already grabbing small whiteboards she left in Kaminari’s bedroom with her extra supplies while Uraraka scrolled through questions with Kaminari who was finally beginning to rejoin reality.

Once again it looked like his fate had been placed in the hands of his friends.

“You ready, Ei?” Mina smiled, hugging the boards to her chest. He took a deep breath glancing at the blonde boy in the center of his living room, looking over tech equipment with Sero. It felt like he was moving through this day half-awake, like he’d go to sleep tonight thinking it was all a dream.

He nodded.

The couples sat next to each other on the boy’s living room couch leaving a small space between them. When Sero signaled they were recording Mina and Kirishima gave their usual over the top introductions before introducing their guests. Uraraka waved overexcited while Bakugou barely acknowledged the camera.

“Denki is also here only this time we’ve kicked him behind the camera. He’ll be asking the questions.” Mina pointed to Kaminari with her dry erase marker and Kaminari leaned over the camera, shoving his face directly into the lens with a wide smile. Kirishima and Bakugou simultaneously groaned.

“What’s the punishment?” Bakugou asked, tapping his marker against the whiteboard. They all looked at him and Uraraka’s eyes lit ablaze.

“Uh, we didn’t come up with one.” Kirishima tilted his head.

“The winners can tweet something off of the losers Twitter.” Uraraka smirked, “it’s an oldie, but a goodie.”

“That’s no fair.” Mina puffed up her cheeks. “Bakugou doesn’t have a Twitter.”

“Who says?” Bakugou stated. Kirishima whipped his head towards Bakugou and Mina’s jaw dropped.

“You have a Twitter?” Kirishima asked. There’s absolutely no way. Kirishima had spent hours internet stalking this guy and never found any hints of a social media account.

“I don’t know,” Bakugou smirked while scribbling something on the whiteboard. “Let’s win and maybe you’ll find out.”

Kirishima turned red. Was Bakugou flirting with him? It was probably just for the video, but Kirishima was pretty sure he was being flirted with. Then again Kirishima hasn’t been flirted with in years, so he doesn’t know how to read any signals and could be misinterpreting every—

“Earth to Ei!”

“Huh?” Kirishima turned to Kaminari who was snapping at him.

“Team names?”

Bakugou turned their board around and Kirishima had to cover his face. In darkened letters, Bakugou had written ‘KIRIBAKU’ across the top in red. “Fucking obviously.” Bakugou cackled.

“Dude.” Kirishima whined.

Mina pouted, turning their board around which said ‘PINK BALLOONS’ with a few balloons doodled in the corner. “No fair. You’re baiting the viewers to favor you.”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Bakugou said with a devious smile.

“Blasty always plays dirty.” Uraraka rolled her eyes.

“Fuck off,” Bakugou growled.

“YouTube friendly.” Kirishima muttered with crossed arms. “This is my only monetizable content, dude.”

Bakugou was quiet for a moment before mumbling. “Frick off.”

Kirishima started laughing and Bakugou had a small smile. Uraraka shook her head. “Bakugou isn’t monetizable.”

“I can be fucking monetizable.” Bakugou growled with clenched teeth. They all looked at him and he sagged his shoulders. “Fricking.”

“I was kidding. I can edit, don’t sweat it, dude.” Kirishima waved it off with a wide smile. Bakugou stopped for a moment and just stared at him. Kirishima raised a brow and Bakugou quickly turned away.

“Oh, he’s really sweaty. So that’s probably not—”

“Would you shut the fuck up!?” Bakugou leaned over and threw one of their markers at Uraraka. She squealed when it narrowly missed her face and threw one back that smacked Kirishima right in the chest. Uraraka apologized repeatedly while Bakugou sent her double middle fingers from behind Kirishima’s back.

“Alright, first question.” Kaminari said, completely ignoring the situation in front of him. Bakugou and Uraraka settled down, but the competitive air had risen exponentially between them. Kirishima and Mina glanced at each other helplessly. “What’s your partner’s favorite food?”

Bakugou snorted before confidently writing down an answer. Kirishima was surprised, but the answer was pretty easy—meat. He’d eat any and all kinds of meat if it was cooked well; honestly, even if it was cooked mediocrely he’d probably still eat it. He supposed that made it a broad guessing category.

“See this game is fun because it shows us who’s a stalker.” Sero nudged Kaminari and they snickered evilly. Kirishima’s eyes widened. So, it wasn’t just him who had that thought. He side-glanced Bakugou whose grip tightened slightly on the whiteboard as he zoned out on his answer. Was he rethinking his guess?

“Alright, flip.”

Bakugou hesitated briefly, but when he turned the board it read the right answer. Kirishima’s heart fluttered unreasonably and he tried desperately to fight back his dopey smile. However, Mina was also correct. Bakugou and Mina both smirked at their personal victories, then glared at each other.

“What the hell?” Bakugou sneered, erasing his answer. “Why would you know that?”

“Because I pay attention to her behind the scenes videos.” Mina winked at Uraraka who blew her a kiss back. “Why would you know Kirishima’s favorite food?”

“Look at the guy,” Bakugou gestured to him with the marker. “He’s never seen a damn vegetable in his life.”

“I eat vegetables.” Kirishima scoffed. Bakugou gave him a pointed look and Kirishima turned away with pouted lips. So maybe they were his least favorite food group, but once a month he chose the salad option when they got fast food and he deserved credit for that.

“The second question,” Kaminari drawled out, now hanging upside down off their ottoman. “How old was your partner when they had their first kiss?”

Kirishima knew the answer was fifteen. He also knew that Bakugou got his first kiss on a dare because Uraraka had teased him about it on one of her Instagram stories. Obviously, he couldn’t write all that, so he pretended to be uncertain about the answer, erasing a couple of times, before finally writing the correct number.

When he finished Bakugou was looking at him suspiciously.

“What?”

“That took you a while.” Bakugou said, raising an eyebrow.

“It was… a hard question?” He tried to lie, but he was never good at hiding his emotions. Mina always said he got betrayed by is big eyes; he was an open book whether he liked it or not.

“You’re a shit liar.” Bakugou smirked. Kirishima felt his face turn red and he racked his mind for an excuse. He came up completely empty.

He frowned. “I know.”

“No throwing.” Bakugou said, completely serious. “I can’t have Pinky going through my phone.”

When they flipped their boards Kirishima obviously got it right claiming he guessed. Uraraka had gotten it wrong and Mina clung to her shoulders fake crying about betrayal, and how she thought what they had was real. Bakugou fake gagged through the whole act.

“How many siblings does your partner have? Bonus points for details.” Kaminari said, now slugged onto the floor.

Bakugou started writing. Kirishima stared in awe because he just didn’t stop writing.

“What are writing a novel?” Uraraka asked, snorting. Bakugou just threw up a middle finger.

When it was time to flip the boards around Kirishima’s jaw dropped. Bakugou had filled the whiteboard with information about his sisters. Even Mina lowered her board down.

“Two.” Bakugou stated confidently, looking right into the camera. “One is older, and her name is Misaha who you facetime once a week; she’s 23. The second is Aiko. She’s still in high school. 16, I think?”

Bakugou looked at Kirishima for confirmation and Kirishima just nodded his head slowly. Bakugou smirked and motioned for Kaminari to give them points. Kaminari blinked a few times but drew several tallies on their side of the scoreboard.

“How do you know all of that?” Mina said, slamming her whiteboard with only a zero written on it on her lap.

“You literally have to be following him on social media and have watched like three vlogs.” Bakugou rolled his eyes and erased his answer. “He never shuts up about his family. Posts about them all the fucking time.”

“He’s not wrong.” Sero shrugged.

Kirishima tilted his head. “You watch my vlogs?”

Bakugou shrugged. “So, what? You watch our stuff.”

“Yeah,” Kirishima laughed. “But that’s different.”

“How?”

“Well…” Kirishima furrowed his brow. Bakugou’s content was good? Bakugou and Midoriya were real YouTubers? Kirishima didn’t feel like he was anyone worth Bakugou’s free time?

Kirishima shrugged.

“Whatever, you’re both awesome we get it. Can we continue?” Kaminari took a deep breath, oblivious to Bakugou’s vicious glare. “What’s your partner’s favorite movie?”

After that Kirishima was starting to feel like Bakugou was less someone unreachable that he should be idolizing and more just… a person. Kirishima wasn’t afraid to answer the questions he knew truthfully; Bakugou even high-fived him when he knew the name of Mysteries Unsolved’s first YouTube video. He didn’t have to feel anxious around the guy anymore and it felt… amazing.

Once Mina realized Bakugou was a bit of a Vlog Squad fanboy she nearly quit the game. There was no hope for her and Uraraka since the boys ended on a near-perfect score. Bakugou somehow even bullshitted that Kirishima would want The Rock to play him in a movie. The girls stood absolutely no chance.

“This is so unfair,” Mina whined as she reluctantly she handed over her cellphone to Bakugou after they’d completed recording. He cackled, and Kirishima swears on whatever god was out there, skipped into the kitchen. Uraraka pouted and held her phone out to Kirishima. He gave her a half-smile, pretending to be sorry, but secretly thrilled to take revenge on someone who’d been plotting his demise since she’d stepped foot in his home.

“Be kind to me.” Uraraka batted her eyes.

“No promises.”

Mina screamed from the other room and they both went wide-eyed, sprinting into the kitchen. Mina was lying on the floor dramatically with her cellphone clutched to her chest while Bakugou sat at the counter laughing. A genuine full-bodied laugh. Kirishima swore his heart stopped.

“Kirishima!” Mina sat up and pointed at Bakugou. “I want him out of this house. He’s never allowed here again. Banned I say! Ban him for life!”

“Well,” Kirishima smiled at Bakugou who was still having a hard time containing his laughter. “It’s my house… so… no?”

She stood and stomped passed him towards Sero and Kaminari while mumbling about how useless he was. Kirishima rolled his eyes and went to sit next to Bakugou at the counter.

“What’d you do?”

Bakugou smiled at him and again Kirishima felt himself go through the beginnings of a heart attack. Maybe he should be more careful around this guy. “Check out her Twitter.”

Kirishima took out his phone and pulled up Mina’s account. He couldn’t contain himself and he burst out laughing too, covering his mouth with his hand.

Alien Queen: Omg guys. I knew my vibes were off!?!? I’m like totally freaking out. It normally doesn’t look like this should I like call 911??? L

Attached to this tweet was a picture of a toilet with a bright green poop floating in it. Kirishima looked at Bakugou who was just smiling proudly. He’d never thought Bakugou capable of something like this. This Bakugou, the one in front of him, was a million times better than the idealized one he’d created in his head.

“Have you done Round Face’s, yet?”

“Oh.” Kirishima pulled out Uraraka’s phone. Bakugou took it and quickly entered the password before handing it back to him. “I’ll just do this.”

Kirishima commented on Bakugou’s post. ‘This happened to me last week. I feel you. Solidarity in numbers, babe. Keep me updated.’

Bakugou started to cackle again and Kirishima smiled. Then Bakugou tried to reach for Kirishima’s actual phone and he instinctively pulled it away. “Whoa, I didn’t lose. If anything, I carried.”

Bakugou snorted and just motioned for Kirishima to hand it over. He scrunched up his nose but unlocked the screen and gave it to Bakugou. Bakugou raised a quick brow at Kirishima’s sexy rock background but shook it off and started punching in a number, then Bakugou’s phone started ringing. When Kirishima realized what was happening he took a shaky breath.

Where was one of his dumb friends when he needed them?

They were all respectfully hanging out in the living room while he flirted with someone in the kitchen. When have they ever not meddled in a situation that didn’t need meddling? This is an opportune time for Kaminari to do something stupid or Mina to think he needs help.

Hello?

Bakugou set Kirishima’s phone on the counter next to him and it vibrated. A new message from an unknown number.

“For whatever.” Bakugou shrugged. “Collabs and shit.”

“Right.” Kirishima smiled softly. “Collabs and shit.”

Bakugou rolled his eyes, but a small smile forced its way onto his face.

“Hey!” Sero shouted. “We’re playing Smash. You guys in or what?”

Bakugou’s eyes immediately lit up and he whipped his head towards the living room. “Fuck yeah, I’m in.” He hopped off the stool and looked at Kirishima expectantly. “Ready to get your ass kicked?”

Boy was he.

“I don’t know if you’ve heard.” Kirishima stretched his arms. “I’m kind of the Smash Bros god of this house.”

“Not for long.” Bakugou left the kitchen, hopping onto one of the couches and swiping Uraraka’s Switch controller. She whined and swatted at him, starting another argument between the two. Kirishima rolled his eyes and clutched his phone tightly before placing it in his pocket.

He was very excited about the possible ‘collabs and shit’ this contact may lead to. Until then, he grabbed a controller from Kaminari and selected his main man Luigi. He had a title to defend.

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