#kisame week 2021

[narutoevents]

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[kisames-corner]

Kisame Week 2023 Prompt Submissions

Greetings and hello!

It's that time of year, and by that time of year we mean it's time to start getting ready for Kisame Week again!

Unfortunately, the mods have been incredibly busy this year, so we aren't able to get Kisame Week at the ready in time for shark week. So how about we all just pretend that shark week is the same week it was in 2021? That sounds good to us 😎🦈

And as always, everyone is allowed to submit prompt ideas to be voted on, regardless of whether or not you're in the Kisame's Corner discord server. So without much more dawdling, here is your prompt submission form.

-Mods Bean, Wren, Ghouly, and Wolfy

#kisame week 2023 #kisame hoshigaki #kisame event #naruto events #mod speaks

[woofgang69]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. spread the self-love ❤

Oh thank you!!! 🥺😭💕

1 I'm holdin' out for a hero 'til the end of the night - this is a kisaita I wrote for accidental hero for kisame week 2021 and I like it and think it sums up my writing style really well!!

2 Life is just this, It's living - the first in my SaiHaku series!! And my first attempt at getting other people obsessed with this rarepair

3 Baby, I can be the one you drown tonight - the currently longest gofushi fic I have!! It’s the plottiest so far too which is also why i love it (and I just love making fushiguro messy)

4 live show - my beloved jjk rarepair, TodoInumaki. This is just a smutty fic but I like the way I write both of them in it and am proud of a fushiguro roast in it 😂

5 But you ain't no saint (and I ain't one either) - a shiitakisa fic which is the longest fic I have posted and I’m proud of the way I fit them all together and it has a lot of my feelings for about Itachi and kiri and I just love writing kisame so much

#fic ask #thank you for sending it to me anon😭😭😭

[kalira]

Fandom Year in Review (2022)

It’s the very last day of 2022, and that means it’s time for a little look back at my fandom year in writing (and podficcing, events, etc.) once again! Then I’ll get back to writing before midnight, along with setting some goals and plans for 2023, of course. ;)

I posted 163 new stories to AO3 this year!

(Startlingly, as I had entirely forgotten, I also posted exactly 163 new stories to AO3 in 2021! o.o)

Those 163 stories were for 17 fandoms, 3 of them new for me to be posting for, and 50 ships! (18 of those ships were new.)

I posted a total of 377,979 words to AO3 this year!

I participated in 8 fandom events, with a total of 73 stories! Those events include:

Iruka Winter Bingo 2021-2022 (server event, @the-umino-hours) the Three Sentence Ficathon, over on Dreamwidth (moving to its own community for next year!) @harunosakuraweek @domaystic @badthingshappenbingo, which I will continue working on my board for @kakashiweek @whumptober, for which I wrote only minifics this year NejiHina Week (run by @nejihinata)

(And I don’t count my personal project the Valentine’s Spectacular in this list.)

I also ran 3 events - @harunosakuraweek in its second year and @kakashiweek in its third, as well as the second year of Iruka Winter Bingo!

~

In those new stories I added 5 new minific collections:

Labyrinth - gen Labyrinth - Jareth/Sarah Labyrinth - Jareth/Toby Naruto - KakaShisui Tiger & Bunny - Keith/Agnes

247 minifics posted this year, to my now 22 collections of sme, account for 67,807 words of my total.

Minific breakdown:

Avatar: the Last Airbender~ ❧Zuko/Sokka ~ 2 minifics

Castlevania~ ❧9 minifics

Kamisama Kiss~ ❧33 minifics

Labyrinth~ ❧gen ~ 18 minifics ❧Jareth/Sarah ~ 7 minifics ❧Jareth/Toby ~ 2 minifics

Naruto~ ❧HashiIzu ~ 9 minifics ❧HashiMito ~ 1 minific ❧HashiMitoIzu ~ 3 minifics ❧KakaIru ~ 1 minific ❧KakaSaku ~ 17 minifics ❧KakaShisui ~ 26 minifics ❧MadaTobi ~ 60 minifics ❧SakuOro ~ 36 minifics

SK8~ ❧MatchaBlossom ~ 6 minifics

Tiger & Bunny~ ❧Keith/Agnes ~ 17 minifics

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I posted 3 new podfics this year, totalling 26.5 minutes!

(I was unable to podfic - recording or editing - for most of the year, and still am; hopefully that will be resolved soon. . .)

All 3 were my own work.

Podfic fandom & ship breakdown:

Kagen no Tsuki ❧Adam/Mizuki ~ 1

Naruto ❧gen ~ 1 ❧NejiHina ~ 1

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Fandom & Ship Breakdown:

Castlevania ~ 1 story ❧Alucard/Trevor ~ 1 story

CATS ~ 1 story ❧Tugger/Misto ~ 1 story

Hikaru no Go ~ 1 story ❧gen ~ 1 story

Inu-Yasha ~ 1 story ❧Sesshoumaru/Kagome ~ 1 story

Labyrinth ~ 3 stories ❧gen ~ 1 story ❧Jareth/Sarah ~ 1 story ❧Jareth/Toby ~ 1 story

Marginal Prince ~ 2 stories ❧Angel/Mikhail ~ 1 story ❧Joshua/Yuuta ~ 1 story

MCU ~ 1 story ❧Thor/Loki ~ 1 story

Moon Child ~ 8 stories ❧gen ~ 7 stories ❧Kei/Sho ~ 1 story

Naruto ~ 75 stories ❧gen ~ 15 stories ❧Gai/Iruka ~ 5 stories ❧Haruya (OC)/Iruka ~ 1 story ❧Hashirama/Mito ~ 1 story ❧Hashirama/Izuna ~ 1 story ❧Ino/Sakura ~ 1 story ❧Jiraiya/Orochimaru/Tsunade (Sannin OT3) ~ 1 story ❧Kakashi/Gai ~ 2 stories ❧Kakashi/Iruka ~ 5 stories ❧Kakashi/Naruto ~ 1 story ❧Kakashi/Naruto/Sakura ~ 11 stories ❧Kakashi/Sakura ~ 1 story ❧Kakashi/Shikamaru ~ 1 story ❧Kakashi/Shisui ~ 7 stories ❧Kakashi/Tenzou ~ 2 stories ❧Kisame/Sakura ~ 1 story ❧Madara/Tobirama ~ 3 stories ❧Neji/Hinata ~ 6 stories ❧Rock Lee/Sakura ~ 3 stories ❧Sakumo/Orochimaru ~ 2 stories ❧Sasuke/Naruto/Sakura (Team 7 OT3) ~ 2 stories ❧Tobirama/Iruka ~ 3 stories

Promare ~ 1 story ❧Galo/Lio ~ 1 story

Sex Pistols ~ 32 stories ❧gen ~ 1 story ❧David/Maximillian ~ 1 story ❧Hidekuni/Noririn ~ 3 stories ❧Kunimasa/Manami ~ 1 story ❧Kunimasa/Manami/Noririn ~ 3 stories ❧Kunimasa/Noririn ~ 3 stories ❧Shinobu/Hidekuni ~ 4 stories ❧Yonekuni/Shiro ~ 19 stories

SK8 ~ 3 stories ❧Adam/Langa ~ 1 story ❧Joe/Cherry ~ 2 stories

Sky High ~ 2 stories ❧Warren/Will ~ 2 stories

Tiger & Bunny ~ 29 stories ❧gen ~ 4 stories ❧Keith/Agnes ~ 15 stories ❧Keith/Agnes/Ryan ~ 4 stories ❧Keith/Ryan ~ 3 stories ❧Kotetsu/Barnaby ~ 3 stories ❧Nathan/Antonio ~ 1 story ❧Ryan/Karina ~ 1 story

Tight-Rope ~ 1 story ❧Ryu/Nao ~ 1 story

Torchwood ~ 1 story ❧Owen/Ianto ~ 1 story

Underworld ~ 1 story ❧Lucian/Sonja ~ 1 story

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. . .and that’s my look back at my year in fandom (on AO3, at least)! I tried out some new things, fell into some very unexpected new things, rediscovered fondness for some old ones, and had a lot of fun!

Of course I’ve many more things in the works, as always, so keep an eye out - I’ll be back on AO3 next year, and I’m sure as heck not going anywhere!

Happy New Year!

~Kalira

#Fandom Year in Review #AO3 #AO3 Year in Review #year in review #ships #fandoms #about Kalira's writing #about Kalira's podficcing #numbers

[tbh-logic]

*me chanting* good akatsuki good AKATSUKI!! Let them be chaotic idiots and let’s make a reality ty show about it

any missing characters are to the side trying not to laugh I promise, I had a hard time fitting as many as I did already 😔

#kisame #kisame hoshigaki #Obito #obito uchiha #itachi #itachi uchiha #deidara #sasori #kakuzu #hidan #kisame week 2021 #good! akatsuki #akatsuki #naruto

[cirrocula]

Day 6 | Mizukage!Kisame for @kisameweek-2021 💕

yes even in an au he still keeps his arm warmers and nail polish 😌

#look at him. certified strongest boy in watertown #had more in mind but i guess this will suffice heehee #kisame #kisame hoshigaki #kisame week 2021 #kisameweek2021 #干柿鬼鮫 #naruto #naruto fanart #anime #akatsuki #art #my art #illustration #digital art #procreate #possible eyestrain

[kankuroplease]

@kisameweek-2021 Day3 | Daddy!Shark

Little (not so little lol) guppy inspired by @mytanuki-kun ‘s drabble showing of her swimming skills 🖤

#kisame week 2021 #kisame hoshigaki #Kisame fanart #my art #bb would be huge next to other bbs #honestly I debated having itachi hold this huge kid #don’t try this at home 🤣 #used Gou’s genetics because she’d be the only female OC I have that would smash and get caught

[hellotheremaryrose]

Samehada’s so cute and I love her!

For the Samehada prompt for @kisameweek-2021 ! And thank you @blightowl​ for the lil Kisame picture idea! 

This is such a fun event to be part of! 💕🦈🗡

#kisame week 2021 #samehada #kisame

[phlebaswrites]

Swimming with Sharks

Summary:

There’s always a bigger predator.

(That’s when you need a shiver.)

Takes place between 1888 and 1903.

Rating: Explicit for Graphic Depictions Of Violence Fandom: Naruto Relationship: Gen, minor background m/m relationships Word Count: approximately 23K (Complete, posts one chapter daily)

Entry for @kisameweek-2021​ Bonus Day ~ August 15th: Any AU

Part of my Courting Culture Confusion series, this story is for @dominaaurum​ who inspired me to talk about what happened in Kiri after Koshamain’s departure.

Kisame stares down at the cooling body of his mentor, almost his second father, and tries not to panic.

Every breath he takes chokes him with the scent of blood and he feels his whole body tense with the aftermath of the kill.

Fuguki-sensei betrayed him, was going to present his whole clan to the Mizukage as traitors, and he can't regret his actions, but there is no way that this looks good for him. Enough of the Hoshigaki died in the civil war, and he wasn't about to let his clan be killed just so that his mentor could save his own skin.

But, in the process, he might just have doomed himself.

Like this, it will be his word against Fuguki-sensei's and the blood that covers his body speaks for itself.

Unless... he can present the evidence of Fuguki-sensei's crimes.

What an irony!

The papers that Fuguki-sensei was going to present as from the Hoshigaki, Kisame will display as belonging to their true owner. Feverishly, he plows through the house, dragging out chests, knocking scrolls from shelves, anything that he can think of.

In his haste, he trips and falls - right onto Samehada.

He flinches, expecting to have a strip of skin torn off for his temerity.

But nothing happens.

Wonderingly, he places his hand on the hilt, and feels a brush of chakra. It feels... warm. More than that, it feels welcoming. Like diving into the ocean on the few hot days that Kirigakure gets, water all around him.

He's always avoided Samehada, respectful of its bond with Fuguki-sensei.

But Fuguki-sensei is dead.

And it appears that Samehada is willing to take a new wielder.

Read the rest on AO3!

#Kisame Week 2021 #bonus day #Phlebas Writes #Naruto #fanfiction #Story: Swimming with Sharks #Series: Myths of the Mist #Hoshigaki Kisame #Suikazan Fuguki #Momochi Zabuza #Karatachi Yagura #Terumi Mei #Haku #Kimimaro #Ao #Uchiha Kagami #Sandaime Mizukage | Third Mizukage | Koshamain (my name for the Sandaime Mizukage) #Umino Iruka #Hatake Kakashi\ #Uchiha Obito #Original Hoshigaki Character #Hoshigaki Ruriko (OC) #Hoshigaki Tamami (OC) #Original Characters #Original Indigenous Characters #Original Female Characters of Colour #Hotene (OC) #Tekakunkemah (Historical RPF) #Tahkonanna (Historical RPF) #Series: Courting Culture Confusion

[aburamewaifu]

My submission for @kisameweek-2021 Day 3 Daddy Shark (doo doo doo). 

#Kisame week 2021 #kisame #kisame hoshigaki #naruto #naruto fanart #daddy shark #itachi uchiha

[powerfultenderness]

Deepwater Masterlist

Title: Deepwater

Rating: T

Pairing: Kisame/Mermaid!Reader

Summary: The Hoshigaki were nothing more than weapons to the people of Kirigakure, but to your people, the Hoshigaki are the only surface folk that can be trusted. 

Warnings: clichés and fluff. 

Notes: Female reader. AU. Pentadrabble series following @kisameweek-2021 themes. 

Ch. 1: Come into the water & I’ll show you Ch. 2: Found family Ch. 3: Domesticity  Ch. 4: Beach Day Ch. 5: Coming home

[Masterlist] [Ao3]

#kisame week 2021 #AU #kisame hoshigaki #kisame x reader #mermaid!reader #late submission

[leafwhirlwind]

Title: Gone Fishin’

Summary: Hikari, my OC, comes across a blue body in the water and nurses him back to health. Set in my own personal little Naruto AU! 

Rating: Explicit. Smut Ahoy.

Bonus Day: Any AU

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Hey there! I’ve been writing this story since about March, but I decided to finally update the most recent bits in honor of @kisameweek-2021 and their amazing event, Kisame Week! I’m preemptively posting this for the Bonus Day on the 15th, Any AU! Since, you know, self inserts are technically an AU. 

This is mostly fluff and domesticity, and a heaping spoonful of smut, but there’s a little angst thrown in based around Hikari’s backstory. 

(which you can read, if you like. Her story’s in the other fics on my profile. But the way I wrote this particular story makes it easy to follow with or without the backstory!)

Uh, yeah. Thanks Kisame Week 2021! I needed this little boost of motivation!

#Kisame Week 2021 #KisameWeek2021 #Kisame Week #Kisame x OC

[blightowl]

My entry for @kisameweek-2021 Day 3 Domesticity | Daddy Shark. (A day late! Sorry :[ )

Kisame gets some pleasant but rather shocking news.

I blame @lpilz-blog for getting me into this ship! So this is also for them too :3

(Click for quality)

#kisameweek2021 #kisame week 2021 #hoshigaki kisame #sakura haruno #daddy shark #naruto art #fanart #art #digital art #my blighty art #drawing #I think Kisame will have to learn to like this song #comic

[tbh-logic]

Local fish boy gets bullied by his boyfriends during training

This ones a little late but I like to think it’s worth it~ focusing on kisame for this week has been so much fun tbh. He always was one of my favorites!!🦈 now no more weeks for a WHILE I don’t even know how I managed-

#kisame week 2021 #fighting as flirting #kisame #kisame hoshigaki #zabuza #zabuza momochi #obito #obito uchiha #kisaobizabu

[deaththesyd]

Typical Morning

It's late, but I've finally managed to finish! I admit, I struggled a lot with this one, I actually started writing 2 different fics, both went absolutely nowhere before this beauty came to me as I brushed my teeth this morning.

Hopefully worth the wait, here's my entry for Kisame Week Day 3 Prompt: Domesticity. @kisameweek-2021

Summary:

Living with the Akatsuki, even brushing your teeth is an ordeal.

Being a Hoshigaki was something Kisame both struggled with and was proud of. His heritage gifted him plenty of things, vast chakra reserves, adaptability to aquatic environments, a heightened sense of sight and smell, but there were plenty of drawbacks. One of the many things he wasn’t thankful for was the sheer amount of teeth he had to take care of. Sure, like his ancestors, his teeth would fall out and replace themselves unlike other humans, but that didn’t mean he could neglect them. Flossing, brushing, and mouthwash was needed regularly to keep his razor-sharp teeth pearly white. His teeth were nestled in rough rows and were a nightmare to clean, but having suffered through cavities before, Kisame took great care to avoid the nonstop aches again. Recently his on-the-road routine had been changed, and now instead of taking care of the task when in between missions, it was now a morning staple. Living with six other people in a home with only one bathroom was definitely an ordeal sometimes, but for his mornings there was only one other person who typically woke around the same time as him.

Trudging into the bathroom lazily, hair a mess and wearing an oversized t-shirt, she bumped into him gently, budging her way towards the sink to begin her own morning rituals. His large frame hogged the space easily, but he obliged and shifted enough for her to pop out her retainer and grab for the dental floss. Thankfully he was already done with that particular task and was already carefully brushing his teeth with his new toothbrush, provided by the smaller woman in front of him. It was funny to him, the sight of her leaning over the sink to stare at the mirror while she flossed while he towered over her. Even if she was standing at her full height she would never come close to impeding his view. Even with the clear view of him in her sights, she was too focussed on her back molar to notice his movement before he gave her a playful jab in her side with his free hand. A startled squeak left her lips before she glared at the reflection of his evil smirk. Rolling her eyes she moved out of the way to let him spit into the sink, tossing the used floss into the trash as she went.

Finally reaching for the mouthwash to finish up, he felt her press against him to grab her toothbrush and toothpaste. Playfully he moved it farther away, making her whine. Again she pushed into him, stretching farther and leaning her whole weight against him, but as her fingers brushed the brush cup, he picked it up and held it above her reach. There were only a few ways for her to win this one, and he was betting that either she wouldn’t be bold enough to attempt them, or that she would try and fail. What he didn’t think of was that she would step onto the toilet cover and launch herself at him. Wrenching it from him with her own grip was impossible, but he let her have it anyway, his own reward for her creative tactic. Landing beside she grinned at him in victory and he dramatically stepped back from the sink, gesturing at it letting her know it was all hers. Proudly she took her place and brushed her teeth, only being interrupted by him leaning over her shoulder to spit his mouthwash. Something she protested with a toothpaste garbled “Hey!” Teeth clean and breath minty fresh, he left her to finish after quickly messing around her hair before she could bat his hand away. This earned him another glare, but he just laughed it off as he exited.

Wearing a snarky grin, he spotted Itachi and Kakuzu sat in the living room, reading. Kakuzu grumbled that they were too loud, but Kisame paid him no mind. He knew that as long as they hadn’t woken up Hidan or Deidara early, they weren’t going to actually earn the irritated wrath of the grouchy man.

“Is this going to be an everyday occurrence?” Itachi asked, not looking up from the page he was on. Kisame’s grin grew just a little wider, but before he could respond they heard the muffled reply from the bathroom.

“It better not be, he’s gonna make me late for work,” she said. Kisame laughed, earning a hard glare from Kakuzu. Even without Hidan and Deidara’s loud presence, it seemed the old man was doomed to be annoyed, but that didn’t mean he wanted them to be added to the early morning commotion. Once again, Kisame didn’t pay him any mind, instead, he grabbed the back of the shirt collar she was wearing as she rushed by. Caught off guard, she gasped, before huffing up at him, her frustration, much like Kakuzu's, wasn't taken seriously.

“Dude, seriously, I’m gonna be late for work!” She protested a bit too loudly, shifting Kakuzu’s glare from Kisame to her. Shrinking in on herself, she averted her eyes from the menacing man and looked over at Itachi, the only one she could rely on to control the teasing shark.

Itachi sighed and turned his attention towards the tall man, who was enjoying seeing the small woman struggle against his hold. “Let her go, that’s enough, Kisame”. With a quiet chuckle, he let go of her right as she pulled back and she fell to the ground clumsily with an “oof”. This made the shark man’s laughter even louder, as she whined.

Kakuzu growled at them to “Shut the hell up!”, to which they immediately heard the muffled complaints from downstairs, which made Itachi sigh again as he pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration.

No longer caring about the noise level, the woman scrambled from her spot on the floor and made it to the doorway leading to the basement stairs, letting out a yelp as she heard a loud crash behind her. Kakuzu’s attack had been blocked by Kisame, who had then tackled the old man from the reclining chair with a loud bang. Kisame heard her yell “Don’t destroy the house!” from the stairway, as he worked to pin the enraged man to the floor. The impromptu wrestling match lasted only a short while. Kakuzu was easy to piss off, but a drawn-out fight first thing in the morning wasn’t something he preferred, and a struggle with Kisame wasn’t something easily finished like it was with Hidan. The two large men drew apart and without a snarky word or taunt, Kisame flopped onto the couch next to Itachi and flicked on the TV. Soon enough they were joined by Hidan and Deidara, who, thankfully, were still waking up and weren’t too loud just yet.

The excitement from the early morning was quickly forgotten by the time a blur passed Kisame’s vision towards the front door. Dressed in her work clothes, hair brushed out and pulled into a bun, she appeared ready for work, and noting the time on the analog clock that sat on one of the side tables, she wasn’t late. “Sasori says the next time you guys make that much noise he’s gonna poison our food,” she said, unbothered, as she laced up her boots.

“I wasn’t even awake!” Hidan groaned, and Deidara hummed in agreement. She turned and looked apologetically towards them as she opened the door.

“I actually told him that it was Kakuzu’s fault” she called before closing the door behind her. Once again, Kisame was the one to keep Kakuzu from breaking anything as he flared with anger. This time, the fight didn’t end quickly, as both Hidan and Deidara were there to egg them on. Itachi narrowly avoided a loose swing as he bookmarked his page and fled to the kitchen, passing the stairway to the basement as Sasori’s large body entered the living room to swing his scorpion tail into the fray, immediately aiming for Hidan and Deidara, causing an all-out battle to erupt in the quaint living room. As Kisame managed to smash Kakuzu’s face into the floor, he wondered how brushing his teeth had led to this.

#kisame #kisame x reader #kisame week 2021 #Akatsuki Invaders #Kisame x OC

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Summary:

“Are you seriously not afraid at all?” 

The man blinked a few times at Kisame, looking surprised."I’m not afraid.  Should I be?”  His tone was light and polite, as if he was only asking Kisame about the weather or something.  It made him feel out of sorts.

“Yes!  I’m going to eat you.”  Kisame immediately felt embarrassed at saying it, but he was flustered for the first time in his life.  The man blinked again a few more times.

“Do you have to?  I kind of have a lot going on right now.”  This time Kisame blinked in surprise.  No one had ever asked him something like that before.  “I could give you this guy instead?”  He gestured to the thing wrapped in plastic at the bottom of the boat.  Kisame blinked again.

“That’s a person?”  The man nodded. 

“He’s dead already.”  He said it like the smell hadn’t already made that obvious.  Kisame wasn’t sure what to say, so he didn’t say anything.  The man took that as agreement though and started to try and push the body out of the boat.

Itachi Uchiha is the strangest human Kisame had ever met.

Tags: Hoshigaki Kisame/Uchiha Itachi, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Modern Fantasy, mermaid au, Off Screen Violence, Mild Gore, eating people and violence gets talked about but doesn't happen on screen, this fic is mostly about weird flirting, and oddly a lot of omoi

For @kisameweek-2021 day 1: Blood in the water

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