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kitasgloves · 4 months

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hq characters as me and my friends' text messages

part 2

— ♬ SFW purely crack & humor, platonic but can be perceived as romantic

Osamu & Sakusa

Iwaizumi & Suna

and yes my friend snitched on me for smoking inside his cousin's house >:(

Oikawa

my friend was out of the country last month and I was missing them lmao

Kita

this was me and one of my older guy friends, and no I don't have Spotify premium idgaf

#— ♬ ©kitasgloves #haikyuu #haikyuu crack #haikyuu texts #osamu x reader #sakusa x reader #iwaizumi x reader #suna x reader #oikawa x reader #kita x reader

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tobxiyu · 5 months

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✶ BF TEXTS !

featuring. kita, osamu, oikawa, sakusa and sugawara.

fluff , crack | established relationship | another post bc im in a good mood :)

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splitontendo · 1 year

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HAIKYUU CHARACTER ON TWT!!

(tw) ft: yachi, yamaguchi, miya a, hanamaki, lev, semi, bokuto, kuroo, suna & kita.

#haikyuu #haikyuu crack #hq smau #haikyuu texts #haikyuu smau #hq #hq texts #haikyuu social media au #yachi hitoka #yamaguchi tadashi #atsumu miya #hanamaki takahiro #lev haiba #semi eita #bokuto kotaro #kuroo testuro #suna rintaro #kita shinsuke

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wonderoustime · 8 months

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you: i love smart people, smart is sexy! tell me a fun fact!

them: lobsters communicate by pissing on ea-

you: shut up shut up shut up

tsukishima, bokuto (he just learned this), oikawa, kuroo, saeko, kita (he secretly likes teasing and annoying you with stuff like this)

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animereactsbybkemk · 6 months

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Haikyuu Boys React / Respond to: Halloween Costume

-Warnings: one cuss word, some jealousy

-Relationship: Good/Best Friends

-Genre: Crack

-SFW (Will make a NSFW version)

-Includes: Semi, Kita, Kindaichi,Akaashi, Koganegawa, Yamamoto, Yamaguchi, Hinata

-Note: sorry I got lazy at the end and ran out of inspo

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t4kalcvr · 10 months

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BEHIND THE PHONE — s. kita smau

[ posted : June 18, 7:47 pm ]

CHAPTER 1. Oh lawd.

You faced toward the window to prevent your face from being visible to the camera.

“A little more.” Chizuko advised.

You turned your head slowly until you heard her shout, “stop! Perfect.” she stuck her tongue out as she concentrated.

“Got it!” you heard the click of her camera.

You stayed in that position, simply admiring the scenery outside as you did so.

There were a lot of people out today. And it wasn’t unusual, just always fascinating. However, you spotted a few gentleman walking by, you don’t know why they caught your attention but they did.

One of them, with a fox like gaze seemed to have felt your own as he looked over. He seemed to have been mentioning you, or the cafe you were in, to his friends since the rest of them turned around.

They began walking over, they were probably talking about the cafe then, you assumed.

As they strolled in, you heard them whispering, not what they were discussing but why are they whispering anyways?

“Zuko..” you mumbled. She hummed a response. “One of those guys looks familiar. Do you know from where?” you asked.

She shook her head, “Not that I know of.” she took one last photo. “But I’m done now, so let’s take our coffee and snacks and go!” she walked over to you.

You gave her a simple chuckle, almost forgetting about the strangers. But you couldn’t help but feel a stronger gaze hitting you.

previous // master list // next

Note :: none.

Tag list 🏷️ :: @idkanymorebuthere

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the-travelling-witch · 2 years

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Haikyuu!! but make it Greek Mythology

summary: do i actually need to explain this? part 1 probably

featuring: multiple characters [atsumu, osamu, suna, kita, kunimi, hinata, kageyama, kiyoko, ukai, tenma, terushima]

warnings: crack

a/n: don´t take this too seriously, this is all in good fun ♡

haikyuu!! masterlist

Atsumu as Apollo who´s sociable and loves entertaining the masses; adored by many, he has high standards and doesn´t give his time to those who don´t meet them; dedicated to his art to an almost obsessive level, always looking to improve and reinvent himself; competitive as hell

Osamu as Artemis looked as his brother and decided he doesn´t want to be like him, ever; he´s not afraid to go his own way despite what society might expect of him; not as in the eye of the public as his twin, even though he´s just as skilled (maybe even more so), competitive as hell, too

Suna as Hermes has the sitch on everyone; no embarrassing accident, gossip or campus fight (ahem ahem, the twins) is safe from him and you‘ll have to seriously bribe him not to spill the tea on you; a guy to steal sacred cattle with [a Greek mythology and German pun in one? Someone take the internet away from me]

Kita as Hestia keeps the peace in his team; doesn´t fancy himself particularly powerful yet his humility and steadiness is his strength; he places a high importance on family and togetherness and genuinely believes you can achieve more as team than on your own; overshadowed by the rest of his team but just might be the most vital member without whom everyone else would fall apart

Kunimi as Hypnos who just wants to go home and take a nap; has no energy for your bs

Hinata as Heracles who at the start of his journey didn´t get taken seriously by pretty much anyone; driven by his ambitions, he has to face numerous trials to earn his spot amongst the top but damn, does he work for it; in the end, nobody can deny his righteous place by the side of the best of the best

Kageyama as Midas whose every set he touches turns to gold; and while it might seem like a blessing at first, it manifested as a curse at one point, making him untouchable to everyone around him and eventually isolating him from his peers

Kiyoko as Helen which doesn´t need an explanation, honestly; beautiful enough to start a war over and fuel the jealousy of the goddess of beauty herself, yet there´s only one true love for her and everyone else gets shut down

Ukai as Chiron who is partly to blame for the new generation of monsters; while not all of his heroes -eh I mean players- go on to make it to the very top, you can’t deny the fruit of his labour when looking at the people he trained (and somewhat raised)

Tenma Udai (first tiny giant) as Pan created a dedicated cult and then dipped; his legacy is still inspiring others although nobody quite knows what happened to him

Terushima as Dionysus just wants to fucking party, man; if you´re not having a good time, what´s the point?

Bonus:

Holly as Daphne who turned herself into a laurel tree running from Apollo aka her motivation to write an actual fic

#holly´s potions #haikyuu #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu crack #haikyuu scenarios #haikyuu imagines #miya atsumu #miya osumu #kita shinsuke #hinata shōyō #kageyama tobio #kiyoko shimizu #tenma udai #kunimi akira #suna rintarou #terushima yūji #ukai keishin #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu fic

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xxxnsfwuniverses · 5 months

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"Big slappy."

#kimi o warai ni kita || crack

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skyxsy · 7 months

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Finally finished!!

I tried my best on making a bocchi the rock!(kita) x bitter choco decoration mv(a minute of it only).

First time doing any of this but it was fun!

#bocchi the rock!#kita ikuyo #bitter choco decoration #animation #mv #drawings #only a minute of it because i can't keep working on it anymore lmao #people in charge of making mvs are cracked #i'm so done with this project but i enjoyed learning new things #Youtube #animations

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heich0e · 1 year

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i need you to know that in the INZ frat!au even though kita is the president aran is The Enforcer. kita decides the punishments and reprimands, but aran is the one who makes sure they're seen through.

#Brat Tamer Aran #everyone is always on their best behaviour (ish) around Kita but Aran is the one who reports back to him when the boys are being rowdy #causing trouble #getting into a bit of mischief #currently imagining him dumping a bucket of ice water on suna at the crack of dawn as punishment for hijacking the sound system +#at their party the night before and only playing 'The Monster Mash' on repeat for two hours (it is the middle of winter)#fratsumu #(< i should probably change the frat!au tag)#frat!au

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acalculatedfuture · 7 months

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@abelladxnna replied to your post “Also Calem definitely has the athleticism for...”:

"Here, jump off the ledge and I'll be standing at the bottom of the building and catch you." (// Kita no)

From Kita's perspective that's an impressive jump, but from Calem's perspective that's just a step down the stairs.

#ic: calem #abelladxnna #crack #i apologize for the kita bullying

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hxroic-wxlls · 1 year

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//The X100 Kit-Aura Beam truly is an attack beyond mortal comprehension. Extrovert energy is the strongest form of power there is, huh?//

“ K-KITA-SAAAAAAAAAAN!! “ Disintegrates

#{anxious rock: ic}#{crack}#bocchi the rock!#db #db gt #ssj4 Gogeta #kita ikuyo #{mun art}#{ooc: voice of the mun}#fan art #crossover #tw: bright colors

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emmyrosee · 2 years

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Listen if you don’t think kita shinsuke throwing his jacket to the side as a dramatic entrance isn’t the sexiest thing ever, then idk what to tell ya dawg

#ONLY rivaled by that of Bokuto’s similar entrance #to anyone who disagrees #what’s it like beING FUCKING BLIND.#ahem #delete later I’m under influence and left unsupervised on tiktok PFFFFF #kita shinsuke #kita shinsuke haikyuu #haikyuu #haikyuu crack

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angelatsumu · 2 years

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tight spot [souleater!hq]

this is a blurb for souleater!au haikyu because i am selfishly inspired, but also because @kodzukenskittten encouraged some because we both love Soul Eater (the anime)

context: Kita is written like Death the Kid and the Miya twins are his weapons. gn!reader's weapon is Kyoutani

warnings: none! this is sfw!

in which atsumu is your weapon for the day because kyoutani gets hurt during recon.

you felt like you’d been running from these mindless drones of Arachnae for what felt like hours. this mission—like almost every joint mission Lord Death sent you on—seemed to be going to shit as you felt your feet tingling beneath you. scythe—kyoutani—in hand, you trekked quickly behind Kita who had his twin pistols Atsumu and Osamu in hand as a means of protection and way clearance. you two had been bickering about how to locate the exit on this seemingly abandoned witch hideout, and of course, the two of you happened on the meeting of a few hundred agents of Arachnae. after a dutiful battle with the weaklings of the pack, your scythe had managed to get injured causing you and your meister friend (foe) to retreat.

why wouldn’t kita just lend you a twin pistol, you ask? after all, you could end these clowns if you had a weapon. well Kita is a very particular individual with an intricate way of soul capturing and battling keishin beings. Kita’s whole aesthetic is based around his OCD, and had it not been for the twins happening upon him, he would have been hopeless in his search for balanced weapons. Kita never used one pistol, always two, and he only took missions that resulted in an equal distribution of souls between his two beloved weapons. Atsumu and Osamu were the perfect pair of glocks of duplicate weight and design, so Kita used them dutifully and with ease. if he were to donate one to his frenemy for battle, things would not be symmetrical, and that would risk a full-blown panic attack. though, that may not be the worst thing possible in this situation. the last time Kita had a melt down, he had managed to blast Anubis to bits, leaving on the crumbled remains and an uneven amount of souls to be collected. after that incident, he felt so horrible that he swore to never allow asymmetry ever again.

now, as you rounded another corner that led down a dimly lit walkway, you wondered just how bad a Kita-the-kid level melt down might be. “Kid,” you rasped, feet feeling heavier with each stride forward. he gives you an absent-minded “huh?” as he spins around to fire at the minions making some progress behind you. “pistol. now.” you grunt, stamina wearing thin as you give him a look of angry desperation. he gives you a disgusted look, and just as your turn to swing your wounded scythe at your gaining enemies, he stops the hoverboard. your running frame collides with his static one, knocking him off the board and both of you fall to the ground with a clank. you sit up immediately, staring at him in disbelief; he matches your gaze. “you’re fucking joking,” you huff, reaching for a pistol in his hand and he selfishly tugs it away. the two of you have a quick wrestling fit before the twins have had enough, switching to human form to force the both of you apart.

atsumu corners you against the mildew-covered cement wall, staring down at you as Osamu does the same to Kita. the stare you share with him makes you feel small, and he grabs your hand while maintaining eye contact with you. you gasp as you can hear the footsteps of Arachnae’s army coming closer. “you better know how to use me,” he warns, giving you a wink before returning to weapon form. as your mind refocuses on the task at hand, you look up to see a disgrunted Kita, using both hands to grip one of his weapons. “you’re a brat,” he scoffs, and you stick your tongue out at him before scooping up your scythe and strapping him to your back. “ya ready, Kita,” you smile as the enemies come within your vision. he gives you a smirk before nodding, “as ready as i’ll ever be.”