#kitchen nightmares

[mallowmaenad]

gordon ramsey: and this... flayed corpse of a dead god...? [gives a perplexed look]

underpaid waitress: oh yeah that's really popular actually!

gordon ramsey: oh really? then I'll have one and... the ribeye steak and minestrone soup.

underpaid waitress: coming right up!

owner: fuck. we're so fucked he ordered the flayed god.

[cut to gordon poking at the stigmata of the silently screaming skinless diety cadaver on his plate with a spoon]

gordon ramsey: Soggy, greasy. God really is dead if this place is serving shit like this.

underpaid waitress: everything okay?

gordon ramsey: is this fresh...?

waitress, holding back laughter: oh, no no no. it comes in frozen and we thaw it in the microwave.

gordon ramsay: microwaved... disgusting. and what's this sauce?

underpaid waitress: the blood of the sinners.

gordon ramsay: t-the blood of the sinners on the corpse of a flayed god?? doesn't sound very... traditional.

underpaid waitress, smirking and shaking her head: nope!

gordon ramsay: take this back to the kitchen, I'm done.

underpaid waitress: he didn't like the flayed god.

line cook from new jersey who is also the owner's brother: waddayamean! I made it perfect. Cooked ta fuckin... fuckin perfection! have I eva burnt anythin' heea... oh im gonna go give him a peesa my mind!!!

#kitchen nightmares

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Kitchen Nightmares is really just like

Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help

Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food

Owners: we have the best food

*food comes out*

Gordon: this is an alive rat

Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.

*dinner service*

Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat

Waitress: is everything okay?

Customer: no it's an alive rat

*food is sent back*

Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat

*Gordon goes in the freezer*

Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.

*later*

Gordon: your food is bad

Owner: no!!!!!!!!

Gordon: yes

Owner: oh my god our food is bad

*remodel, menu change*

Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much

Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?

Owner: yes of course

*end of episode*

Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*

End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.

#kitchen nightmares #gordon ramsay #long post

[swaglexander-the-great]

Pictures I have of Gordon Ramsay lurking ominously, from my very specific Ominous Gordon folder

#Gordon ramsay #kitchen nightmares #add more ominous gordon lurking photos of your own: rule is he has to be semi behind something

[bloodsbane]

Kitchen Nightmares, S5 E1

#kitchen nightmares #kn lb #do i even have to explain why i dropped everything to capture this moment #you don't understand her smile makes me fucking insane #slowly unfurling like when the fucking grinch he realized he was gonna steal christmas #the staff on kn ARE NEVER FUCKING AROUND #especially when their bosses are shitty like. oh my god #it's the best part of this show hands down lol #love when the staff get tired of being nice #also im so glad i got that EXACT last frame it really really encapsulates the energy

[elliespectacular]

Gordon Ramsay: "You can not mess around anymore, this is it. This is the make-or-break moment for you and your bistro. In an hour that dining room is going to be packed wall-to-wall with thirsty little flowers - and you CAN NOT just let them die. It's time to get serious. Get a move on."

#kitchen nightmares #gordon ramsay

[constantinnen]

gorgong ramsay....because i'm currently binging hotel hell/kitchen nightmares.

#art #fanart #gordon ramsay #kitchen nightmares #hotel hell

[plasmalink]

(Chef is building a little castle out of mashed potatoes and sausages)

Gordon Ramsey: Fuck me, what is that. Bloody hell. That position is completely indefensible. Why are the archer towers pointed away from the front gate? And look at that pitiful gravy moat. Invaders could cross that with a bloody toothpick. Jesus christ.

#196 #gordon ramsay #kitchen nightmares #iron chef #whimsical gordon ramsay fanfic posts

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I went to a local Mexican place I really like, and Gordon Ramsay was there filming an episode of Kitchen Nightmares. :(

#dream #mexican food #gordon ramsay #kitchen nightmares #food

[chongoblog]

kitchen nightmares is actually peak

#kitchen nightmares #this really caught us off guard

[greatcheshire]

“Diane, 11:30 a.m. , February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks”

#twin peaks #kitchen nightmares

[kinkyolivegarden]

please explain why this was a legit edit on the hotel hell youtube page for just a normal episode of hotel hell

#gordon ramsay #kitchen nightmares #hotel hell #food network #snail.txt

[naidje]

My favorite part in each Kitchen Nightmares episode is when Gordon Ramsay finds a gross overstocked walk-in freezer full of expired food and he starts sticking his hands in everything, and pouring out all sorts of meat juices everywhere, and sniffing it and gagging to highlight how gross it is, while yelling shit like "What is that?! Look at this?! How long has that been there?!"

Absolute creature behavior.

#kitchen nightmares #gordon ramsay

[galaxywarp]

So do you have any recommendations for Kitchen Nightmares episodes? I saw the Amy’s Baling Company one once and I’ve been taking psychic damage ever since

Oh I love this ask. I’ve been binge watching. Here’s my recs:

Season 5 episodes 1 and 2 “La Galleria 33” parts 1 and 2. owners are a pair of sisters who are honestly fucking hilarious and he revisits them later and they do turn things around for the better so that makes watching even more satisfying for me. This is the episode with that famous waitress recommending the ravioli that’s terrible on purpose and smiling when asked why

Season 1 episode 15 “Black Pearl”. One of the most insufferable bastards of an owner on the whole show

Season 2 episode 2 “Flamangos” Gordon hates these guys decor so much he sets all of it on fire

Season 2 episode 12 “Sushi Ko” this one is more heartfelt. Owner is genuinely a good guy and good father he’s just very tired and needs help

Season 3 episode 12 “Capri” owners are a pair of goofy twins. Pretty fun episode

Season 3 episode 13 “Zeke’s” I hated these owners a lot lmao they bought a locally beloved restaurant after the previous owner Zeke died and then made it cheap and shitty and the whole staff hates them

Season 4 episode 15 “Cafe Hon” this owner fucking trademarked the word “hon” in Baltimore and would send cease and desist letters to anyone else trying to use the word “hon” so the community absolutely HATEDDDD her and Gordon interviews them. Very juicy

Season 4 episode 1 “Blackberry’s” this owner honest to god accuses Gordon Ramsay of planting a dead mouse in her restaurant. It gets nuts

HAVE FUN!!! Binge with me

#gordon ramsay #kitchen nightmares

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares computer game. Yeah it’s a game where you’re Gordon Ramsay trapped in an endless nightmare kitchen. You can’t fight and you gotta try to avoid the Creatures. In Hard mode, you swear loudly every time you look directly at a health code violation, and the Creatures can hear you, so you gotta try to keep health code violations out of sight or in the peripherals.

#gordon ramsay #kitchen nightmares #game #computer game

[pukenukem1]

every kitchen nightmares episode

gordon ramsay: this is dreadful lamb lollipop more like lamb lolliplop

mid 30s balding chef: this is BULLSHIT i know MY lamb is the BEST lamb on the market its PERFECTLY juicy and TENDER and DELICIOUS i know cause i CONCEIVED the lamb MYSELF and SLAUGHTERED it with my BARE HANDS and

#kitchen nightmares #gordon ramsay

[elliespectacular]

Kitsch Night

A YTP of the original run of Kitchen Nightmares, a reality show where Gordon Ramsay visits struggling restaurants and attempts to turn them around.

Full video with captions here!

#ytp #youtube poop #dathings #youtube #gordon ramsay #kitchen nightmares