#kite rambles

[pearl-kite]

IT IS TIME FOR PLANTS

#kite rambles #they're all so gorgeous I'm in love #if that staghorn is a medium what does a fucking large look like

[benetnvsch]

what if I went silly and blocked 90% my followers here :3

#don't mind me im just a guy who's a bit paranoid #sigh #kite rambles

[h-harleybaby]

I really like South Park fractured but whole, so maybe you could do Team Stan + Butters reacting to their s/o wanting to be their hero sidekick?

Ughhhhh that’s such a good request. I was like, about to say that my requests are closed but lately I’ve been in a funk and really obsessed with tfbw so NVM I’M WRITING THIS! It might get me out of that funk I was talking about, I need to write anyways. Btw this is all like, aged up to highschool at the very least. You can't tell me they wouldn't still roleplay during highschool because I know damn well they would

You can kinda tell which ones I didn't put too much effort in sorryyyy I just didn't know what to write also also also ignore any mistakes

Cartman, The Raccoon

• Cartman literally gets so excited it's funny, but if you say anything about him being excited he flips you off and tells you that you can't be his sidekick (he's lying)

• He kinda thinks of everyone on the team as his sidekicks but you're like, his special sidekick and he'll never admit it

• He loves having you as his sidekick, NOW IT'S LIKE ALL OF YOUR MISSIONS ARE DATES!

• Cartman literally throws a fit anytime he has a mission you can't go on, he wants you there SO FUCKING BAD but he'll never tell you that

• He's weirdly protective of you but it's really nice (this totally isn't based off me talking to the Cartman character ai)

• You definitely bring snacks for you guys during patrol and I swear to god his pupils are hearts I'm not even kidding

• In my opinion, patrols and stakeouts with Cartman would be the best

• Out of all of them, he's the one you do the most with. Every other night there's some sort of crazy bullshit y'all deal with

• Most of the crazy bullshit being because Cartman caused it but shhhhh we don't talk about it

• Being his sidekick is a soild 7/10, he can get a lil selfish but he's really fun

Kyle, Human Kite

• Kyle's excited but more nervous than anything, he doesn't have anything to worry about tho!

• Y'all are a pretty good duo, even though you don't normally go on missions where y'all have to fight

• You guys work more with damage control, I mean kites are pretty fragile and mans is a human kite alien so like

• Not to say he's weak, he's far from it actually! He just has pretty low health and stuff ya know?

• HOWEVER! You're a pretty good healer so it just makes sense that y'all are always near each other on the battlefield, plus sidekick so yeah

• Not only do y'all usually do damage control but also a pretty good amount of recon

• Half of the time you guys end up getting caught and have to run away so you get to be on Kyle's back as y'all are gliding the hell out of there

• Its like, surprisingly fun to be gliding. The wind in your hair and the excitement is the best

• Anyways, because y'all don't see combat too often the patrols are really calm. Sometimes even a little boring but you don't mind, neither of you are getting hurt and that's all that matters

• 9/10, it's kinda boring sometimes but it's pretty nice to be with your bf. At least y'all don't get hurt and can goof off during patrol

Stan, Toolshed

• Stan's kinda indifferent about it, he's like "cool you're joining me... why?"

• Don't get me wrong, he thinks it's cool you wanna join him! He just doesn't get it too much, isn't it gonna be boring for you?

• Well, ya know what? Now he has someone to spend sleepless nights with when he's on patrol!

• Ngl he underestimated how much he would enjoy having you by his side, he's not lonely anymore AND SOMEHOW HE DIDN'T NOTICE HOW LONELY HE WAS TILL YOU JOINED HIM

• Ahhh, imagine if you had tool themed super powers too?? Y'all share some of his dads power tools and have to awkwardly try fixing them when they somehow break during battle

• You can't tell me Stan hasn't broken them before! He literally throws screwdrivers at people and shoves power tools into the ground, they have to break at some point

• Good thing you guys somewhat know how to fix things, y'all both probably would've been dead multiple times if you didn't know how to repair the shit y'all break

• Y'all have definitely had to clean blood off the tools at the end of patrols/nights. Literally almost every time, he really has to stop throwing screwdrivers at people

• Anyways, Stan thinks you're the best sidekick ever and he loves having you around. Having you as his sidekick is really fun overall, he wouldn't trade you for literally any other

• Being his sidekick is a good 8/10, it's not the best thing to clean blood off tools at 2 am but you don't mind too much

Kenny, Mysterion

• Part of Kenny is over the moon! The other part, not so much

• He doesn't want you to get hurt while you're his sidekick so he's probably a lot more careful on his missions than he usually is

• There's definitely a lot of flirting between y'all tho, he gets SO cocky when he's Mysterion. Its one of his favorite things to get you flustered and flirt with you like, mid battle

• He doesn't die as much as he used to now that you're there so that's nice! He can't bare having you see him die tbh

• Y'all often patrol more dangerous parts of town so you guys see combat REALLY often

• I mean it's not Kenny's fault that homeless methheads and rednecks keep trying to kill you guys. It's whatever, he's good at fighting and so are you!

• You are by no means delicate, no matter how much he tries to protect you from all the battle you still end up seeing it anyways

• He kinda thinks it's hot that you're so good at fighting, he's literally like "damn bbg, you can beat my ass any day"

• Kenny never gets used to you flirting back with him, he practically short circuits. You think it's cute how he can flirt so easily but get so flustered when it's reciprocated

• In my opinion, being his sidekick is 8.5/10 because of all the fighting and flirting

Butters, Professor Chaos

• Omg Butters is ecstatic! He didn't know how you knew he was Professor Chaos but he doesn't dwell on it too much

• Now you guys can bring all the chaos your little heart desires to South Park and he's so happy about it

• First South Park, then WORLD DOMINATION!

• You're not exactly one of his henchmen and he doesn't have the heart to call you his sidekick, you're something higher than henchman?

• Does it really matter? He's gonna bring chaos to the world with you by his side and that's all that really matters in his opinion

• Every time Cartman and his hero team beat him up after foiling his plans you always end up having to patch him up which is kinda annoying but it's fun to scheme with Butters during that time

• You definitely end up being the one who reminds him of his common sense, you're kinda like his rock in a way?

• He's so glad to have you by his side, plus now that you're here his plans actually succeed sometimes!

• The younger henchman all ship you guys considering most of them don't know y'all are actually dating, it's pretty endearing

• Solid 8/10, you rarely get hurt and it's kinda painful to see Butters hurt but y'all have a good time in general

No hear me out, like I wanna pick them all up and hug them like teddy bears. They're all so cute as kids even tho Cartman would probably and most likely has committed war crimes they're my lil cutie patooties. They're literally all really close to my height but I don't care I wanna hug them like teddy bears

If anyone has any recs for places to buy like, nice plushies of them I would appreciate it <3333

#h harleybaby needs help #harley’s anons <33 #mom come get harley she’s rambling #south park x reader #south park x reader headcanons #eric cartman x reader #cartman x reader #south park x y/n #harley’s fav posts #eric cartman x y/n #kenny mcormick x reader #kenny x reader #kenny mccormick x reader #kenny mccormick x y/n #mysterion x reader #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle x reader #kyle broflovski x y/n #human kite x reader #stan x reader #stan marsh x reader #stan marsh x y/n #toolshed x reader #butters stotch x y/n #butters stotch x reader #butters x reader #professor chaos x reader #the fractured but whole x reader #tfbw x reader #harley’s requests!

[pencilofawesomeness]

It's Lisanna's turn to be badass~

It is what she deserves :)

#fairy tail #lisanna strauss #htryds #technically because I squeezed all upcoming htryds headcanons in there #but tis just Lisanna #she should have multiple animal takeover parts at once as a treat #also my headcanons for her magic working in parts if she only takes part of the animal #but I can ramble about that another time #mostly lisanna deserves her badassery so I went ham on drawing out of the blue #anything for my blorbo #also for reference it's a kite's wings cat's arm tail and eyes and a bat's ear

[travalerray]

Chengxian AU where there's no war BUT WWX gets de-aged Detective Conan style and while the two of them are freaking out over it and have to present a cover up for why JC's roaming around the jianghu with a child that suspiciously resembles WWX. So on one hand you have the de-aging villain conspiracy, on the other hand you have Madam Yu getting closer to a heart attack from a wholly different set of rumors.

#''why are you roaming with a child jiang-gongzi'' ''ERRRR— THAT'S MINE PUT THAT DOWN!'' ''....'' ''Jiang Cheng.......'' #''fellas you won't believe this BUT—'' #chengxian #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #kk's rambles tag #(xianxian really became three. That made everything worse for everyone. #wwx: I have a solution *takes out a talisman* JC: absolutely fucking not) #(*cue the talisman producing effects the cultivation world has never imagined*) #(on hindsight this probably sounds closer to the scum villain extra. Even if I am in fact thinking of actual detective work in the style of #dc such as ''saving the day by kicking things with football'' but instead it's their special kite. Yk the one JFM donated his spine to make

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Wait!!! You said that you love birdwatching, me too!! What have you seen so far and which ones are your favourite?

-🎂

*casual birdwatching! as in i watch birds when they're around!

the list of birds ive seen in the wild is too long to list... and i dont think i can name a favori-roadrunners Its Roadrunners. im a roadrunner fan. meep meep

#ive only ever seen a couple in the wild. or at all really #but theyre my favorite birds anyway <3 #i have a very soft spot for ravens... i always love watching them fly and play #and im developing a fondness for northern flickers! and stellers jays! #seeing eagles and hawks is always a treat as well... #oh i got to see frigatebirds one time - now That was a delight #sea birds are always fun... sand pipers... #Basically I Just Enjoy Every Bird I See! #rambles from the bog #oh and owls. love those guys. one nearly flew into my head once #ohhh i saw a kite once. gorgeous. oh and spoonbills... #egrets... i do love me a great blue heron... kingfishers... cardinal... waxwing.... red winged blackbird...

[warchord]

if i have to look at this anymore ill go insnae.

ive just been thinking about how kite was so ready to die. and like. how fucking dramatic he is. ive also been thinking a lot about performance art so uh, yeah. idk. dont ask me to explain how my brain connects things.

not really romantic despite the romantic connotations of rest energy. is there a thing such as platonic yaoi? like an exploration of two male characters from a pseudo romantic perspective. not quiet mlm, but not quiet friendship. begrudging qpr? idk. i just have a lot of feeligns about their rivalry.

#yugioh zexal #whoops sorry for rambling will happen again. #this is part of my quest to reclaim “why cant men be friends anymore” for queer people. #kite tenjo #kaito tenjo #mizar #mizael #my art #even in fifth grade i knew something was up w kaito.... the joy of rediscovering childhood media. #i need to end this post before it gets out of hand but watch rest energy 1980

[sleep-nurse]

i love liveblogging my omori experience to my bestie (who has 100%'d it and knows every single thing) because i will be struggling so hard but in the end i send her messages like this

#sunflower rambles #omori #tbh i didn't STRUGGLE STRUGGLE but especially the 10 rare bears were a bit painful #never died tho. the only person i died to was kite kid cus i was too underleveled #This Shit Is Too Easy

[theboxfort]

Object OCs GO!!!!

I ran out of ideas for the background so ehhh yeah

#osc #object show community #object oc #pink draws #pinks ocs #blendy #streetlamp (object oc) #ouija board (object oc) #sword (object oc) #kite (object oc) #multimeter (object oc) #i can and will ramble about them don't worry #that's why i haven't answered all the !! oc asks yet #also yeah i wasn't joking when i said streetlamp is tall. he's like 3 fellas tall

[boothyghost]

What I Imagine Each Hero Gets Respect For

Mysterion: Being scary as shit and stopping the most amount of crime.

Toolshed: Single-handedly taking down the entirety of Japan and forcing them to stop killing whales and dolphins.

Human Kite: Mostly pity because he's forced to stay in base. People respect him because he's literally from a whole different planet that discovered long-distance space travel way before humans did.

Coon: Nobody respects him. He's good with master plans, but nobody respects him.

Super Craig: The way he just does not give a shit about his secret identity. When the cops came to arrest him, my dude just flipped them off and went on his way. Does he have the government chasing him down? Yes.

Wonder Tweek: Dealing with Craig.

Mosquito: Little to no respect except for the fact he can just drain you of your blood. Then what? Bitch. So yeah heroes respect him but I imagine the public seeing him as a joke.

Fastpass: Just being That Guy. You know, that guy. The one that everyone likes. Just being chill.

Professor Chaos: I imagine everyone respects him just a tiny bit for his genius plans, except for Toolshed. Toolshed will not rest until he knows what happened to the Hamster Minions and if they are okay.

Call Girl: Being a badass and great at finding anyone anything anytime. Good at hacking systems and breaking into things. Also an icon with an iconic costume.

Captain Diabetes: Nobody respects him. Not a goddamn bit.

Professor Timothy: Being Professor Timothy

#South park #mysterion #sp toolshed #sp human kite #the coon #super craig #wonder tweek #sp tupperware #sp fastpass #sp mosquito #captain diabetes #sp tfbw #the fractured but whole #Midnight Rambles #professor timothy

[cobalt-punk]

Dealing with the big sad again. Distracting my brain with Helldivers 2 and it's fucking CHAOS when played with friends.

Spending half your missions meleeing each other or setting off nukes on the squad for shits and giggles is a form of therapy I didn't think I really needed. 🤣

#cobalt's ramblings #helldivers 2 #this game is a GEM #spent literally 10 minutes kiting FOUR CHARGERS and an assload of smaller bugs cuz my game bugged and could not reload wepon. #FUN TIMES. 🫠

[pearl-kite]

Love the way that using the symmetry tool for sketching is perfect, wonderful, lovely, but then I still need to suffer so I line everything twice anyway 😘

#kite rambles #wip #feathers and wings no less #there might be some masochism involved with the way I enjoy drawing wings and feathers #cause I suffer oh god do I suffer #but do I stop ccoming up with ideas that hav feathers? nope #god I really ned to save up for a nw laptop with a functional kyboar

[benetnvsch]

guys this is so mentally ill of me to even think of but Mozart and Salieri from FGO would fit seamlessly into BSD if it weren’t for the fact that they’re composers and not writers- 

both are from another series reanimating historical figures as magical anime characters, both have mysterious lore and strange powers, and both are based off the Real People who had A Very interesting irl relationship together like so many of the BSD pairs do and I just askdjasdhkjsahd???? love them- 

#what is my personal tag again? #kite rambles #? #sure #kite watches BSD #kite plays fgo #fgo #bsd #I wanna draw this now hmmm #what is this a crossover episode?!?!?!

[beepeircings]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THERE'S CULT ACTIVITY ????? IN MY PIRATE SMP ???? SNARLING AS I SPEAK

#guys guyss #sun god ? #the savior mayhaps ? #foaming at the mouth. possible entities in my minecraft??? #oh my hodd #<- user like cult activity in their media #its their hyperfixation. and yeah i kind of realized how weird it is #kites [?] were really having them activities on they islands fr 💯‼️ #tw cult #cult tw #so sanee and normall oh my godd this also connects to my other hyperfix currrently #optr #scurvyblr #pirates smp #bee rambles

[clara-xoxo]

i’m ashamed to say that i’m madly in love with so many goddamn yugi oh characters. it’s been 8 years. 8 YEARS. i have yet to get over these stupid goofy haired mofos with card games. lord have mercy.

#clara’s rambles #yugioh #yami yugi #yugi mutou #seto kaiba #mai valentine #mai kujaku #tea gardner #anzu mazaki #yusei fudo #akiza izinski #shark #reginald kastle #kite tenjo #kari tsukumo #quinton #quinton arclight #barian emperors #there’s more but i’m lazy #these people make me cry #plz don’t judge me yall it’s like 2 in the morning #this was so impulsive

[warchord]

struggle guy doodles while i struggle guy at school

#yugioh zexal #kaito tenjo #kite tenjo #im sorry his canon design is soooo funny to me i draw him like this out of necessity. #i want to ask 2010s fans why they found him attractive. he is a subject of anthropological fascination 2 me. #ok. thats enough procrastination tag rambling. coherent art coming soon potentially. #my art