#kitten kries

[wierdautumn]

tumblr users who use multiple sets of pronouns,

like if you use she/they/it do you want people to swtich up which ones they're using or if someone just always uses it/its for you is that fine

i read once someone being like "if someone uses multiple sets of pronouns and you don't alternate that's the same as misgendering them" and that really stuck out to me since i don't feel the same way at all like if u wanna pick ur fav pronoun and use that i really don't care, but i wanted to see if im like ? weird 4 that ?

pls reblog im so curious and also i have 3.5 followers

#poll #lgbtq #kitten kries

[wifesans]

umnh ?

#kitten kries #trolls #dreamworks trolls

[snafubravado]

i love how avatar is like. there's 1 airbender. there's 50 waterbenders. there's 3243987240987 earth benders

[jokeroutsubs]

In a surprising twist for fans of the Slovenian Shagadelic rock and roll band Joker Out, frontman Bojan Cvjetićanin has recently confirmed his decision to relocate to Finland, followed quickly by the announcement that guitarist Kris Guštin will be leaving the band to join Dutch girl group K3. Along with the recent news of drummer Jure Maček’s critical drumstick shortage, fans of Joker Out appear to be facing a crisis that not even ‘Sama’ released on Spotify could solve.

Amidst the whirlwind of changes, two steadfast members, Jan Peteh and Nace Jordan, were spotted returning from their recent European tour to their rehearsal space. However, fans quickly noticed the absence of their bandmates, prompting speculation about the band's future.

But now, in an exclusive revelation, we can unveil the heartwarming reason behind Jan and Nace's solo return: they adopted a kitten together, and took some much needed alone time to settle in their new addition. After the emotional rollercoaster of bidding farewell to their departing bandmates, Jan and Nace found solace in the company of their newfound furry companion.

Sources close to the band suggest that the kitten has been named ‘Jos’. While some speculate that this is an ode to Dutch member, Kris Guštin, it is far more likely that this decision was made to honour fan group, JokerOutSubs, and thank them for their tireless work in translating Joker Out content. Nace, the only member of Joker Out to follow JokerOutSubs on Instagram, is known to be an huge fan.

The rockstars now face the onerous task of introducing Jos to their existing menagerie. Jan’s cat Igor, known for his sassy demeanour and rockstar attitude, is said to be unsure about the new addition. When confronted about his new sibling, Igor remained tight lipped and mysterious, much like his father, Jan. On the other hand, Nace’s dog, Ollie, has been wildly enthusiastic, and provided a comment to our reporters: ‘woof woof, bark bark!’*

While the band undergoes a period of transition, fans can take comfort in the knowledge that the bond between Jan, Nace, Igor, Ollie, and their newest band member will only continue to grow stronger. In the ever-changing landscape of rock and roll, Joker Out proves that amidst departures and new beginnings, the power of music and friendship endures.

*Note from JokerOutSubs: in a rare moment of failure on our part, we were unable to translate this sentence. If anyone speaks dog (the Slovene dialect version) and would enjoy joining our team, send your credentials to [email protected].

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Original article by Delo can be found here.

Article translation by a JokerOutSubs member. Proof read by IG GBoleyn123.

#joker out #jan peteh #nace jordan #bojan cvjetićanin #kris guštin #jure maček #jokeroutsubs #how sweet of nace to suggest Jos as their kitten's name 🥺 #truly our biggest fan <3

[stealthywing]

A kitten playing piano with his paws (x)

#kris guštin #little kitten #piano #from tiktok #why he's so cute? #joker out #joker out kris #see you soon tour #jan peteh #nace jordan #jure maček #bojan cvjetićanin

[sidsthekid]

best not to keep him waiting...

nova scotia showdown: pit vs ott @ scotiabank centre 10.2.2023

#kitten needs his smelling salts and water!!! #kris letang #pittsburgh penguins #g in halifax

[felisterr]

cheating?!

#deltarune #deltarune fanart #kris #deltarune kris #kris deltarune #kris dreemurr #berdly #berdly deltarune #gayming #fanart #bromance #e kitten #uwu

[ullybug]

"kris letang takes one to the face" likely thing for him to do......

#what do you think kittens are for #kris letang #pens lb #sorry i think im possessed ??????

[anxious-witch]

So you are telling me Damon took one look at Kris "I keep saying wet" Guštin and said "you are going in the bath like a drowned kitten"?

So valid of him ngl

#joker out #damon baker #rio rambles #obviously this is a joke

[genosigned]

MASTERFUL editing cutting between contrite looking kris letang and furious gum chewing sully while the commentators note that kris has not been on the ice for a while. very daddy is not pleased kitten

[naanima]

I'm gonna vent (in dot point form) about all the podcasters of other teams criticising the Karlsson trade as if the Pens fans DOESN'T realise what a GAMBLE/RISK it is.

Our coach couldn't trust Casey DeSmith as backup goalie that we had to play our injured GOALIE JARRY. So no, DeSmith was NOT good for us.

We KNOW Jarry is our fragile omega princess who is VERY breakable. WHY DO YOU THINK WE HAVE 4/5 GOALIES?! I would not be surprised if we somehow end up playing ALL our goalies in the up coming season/post-season. Our luck is just that shit.

OUR DEFENCE IS NOT REALLY DEFENSIVE - Yes, we are AWARE OF THIS. Even with Karlsson we are gonna be OFFENSIVE DEFENSIVE. WE KNOW THIS. WE WILL DIE OR LIVE BY THE GRACE OF TRISTAN JARRY (and the other 3/4 goalies). Or by COMPLETELY destroying the other team's goalie and outscoring them. Unlikely but hilarious bcos you know the Pens are gonna fucking try this.

SULLY'S PHILOSOPHY SEEMS TO BE OFFENSIVE FORECHECKING ANYWAYS. Gods, we are gonna be sacrificing our goalies on our offensive forechecking play from EVERY PLAYER.

We are younger, you fuckers. So fuck you assholes. And our old men core still fucking played better than 90% of your teams' top player last season. Suck on it.

OUR BOTTOM 6 IS BETTER with the new acquisitions! Our top lines are also better with new bits! We have MORE goalies. We are soooooo much better than what we were in April of this year.

We were desperate to offload Granlund, DeSmith and Petry. If they bounce back next year for another team - GOOD FOR THEM. But they did NOT work for the Pens! I literally fell on my knees and prayed my thanks to the hockey gods - the Witch Kyle Dubas at accomplishing this.

NO. SIDNEY CROSBY WILL NEVER PLAY FOR ANOTHER NHL TEAM. Sid understands his legacy of being the captain & playing for ONE team throughout his long & storied career. He WANTS to retire as a Penguin.

We UNDERSTAND that once Sid & Geno retires that we are most likely facing a rebuild/drop off the cliff. But if they actually paid attention (which most of them haven't), we also got two to three young prospects in our system. And Dubas is literally REBUILDING our AHL team so that these prospects can mature in a winning environment and develop the best they can. What I'm saying is that the cliff drop might not be as steep as everyone thinks.

We understand the upcoming season won't be INSTANT success. Hell, it is probably gonna be a hot mess till like January. But by the gods it will be entertaining as we stumble around like feral kittens trying to figure out how to walk and kill things. And yes, we also know we most likely won't win the Cup next year. But we should be better. And who the fuck even knows what Sidney Crosby can will into existence.

We have one of the MOST attractive d-core. This is not relevant to this convo but should be HIGHLIGHTED at all times. If Karlsson grows out his hair we can have like 3 vampires on the team.

In conclusion, WE ARE NOW YOUNGER, MORE ATTRACTIVE, and fully realise it will be a fucking dumpster fire for like a third of the season. But it will be FUN! AND for the fire time in years we have REAL HOPE. And the knowledge that we are NOT going to waste the final years of Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, and Kris Letang.

ETA: WE KNOW THIS IS RECKLESS AND CAN BLOW UP IN OUR FACES. BUT FUCK IT. SIDNEY CROSBY DESERVES THIS. WE FUCKING DESERVES THIS.

#pittsburgh penguins #sidney crosby #erik karlsson #long post #kyle dubas #hockey thoughts

[wierdautumn]

🔥BLOOD SLUDGE🔥

#kitten kries #flight rising

[scratchyemporium]

in the midst of me drawing mirage and struggling with his design, i've made a few -1 braincell headcanons for the fellow mirage fandom because of course i did 🤡 (updated; will continue to add on until i forget):

okay so he smells like ocean mist, like, the scent you find at candle shops yknow?? he smells like the color blue or some sort of blue candy or fruit or candle basically

he ain't that smart bruh, like, he forgets words all the time like one time he thought that the word "konnichiwa" was fucking "coochiewap" like a fucking idiot

he likes storms, but just the rain part. he got jumpscared by thunder one time and he didn't like it at all. he can handle the rain outside but he won't go outside when it's thundering

when he was finally introduced to the sonic the hedgehog games, he deadass said "wait a minute, that ain't noah". he proceeded to feel like a clown for the rest of the day

blud can purr, i'm telling you! but like, he keeps it to himself most of the time for obvious reasons (he doesn't wanna be seen as a dork)

he's sarcastic for literally no reason and he loves trolling people. he probably has a inactive 4chan or deactivated reddit account that was only made to make people mad

he can and will hold you like burger. sometimes he will actually nom down onto your head (not like, actual bite but yknow the soft noms) or just hold you like a lil plushie

mirage has been dunked on by optimus at least once, like, full on basketball game. he has sworn to dunk on optimus in revenge. he hasn't succeeded so far....

i know this motherfucker can whimper, i know he does. if he can purr, he can whimper, and that is 102% facts right there. he already has a girlish scream....

on god he knows any cheesy old song that radiates positive vibes to heart. he could sing "bad" by michael jackson perfectly and do all the moves too. just imagine a huge blueberry of a robot jammin' out to the most stupidest songs /pos

i don't know why but he seems like a kids movie type of guy. you can and will catch him watching nightmare before christmas or aladdin alone in the back for like the 126th time

his favorite game to play in the sonic series is sonic cd. he asked noah to make a special controller for him so that he could play and not just watch all the time. his second favorite game is donkey kong country

this big ol' nerd can't count in uneven groups!! he's like that one guy counting the cash. in fact, he can't really count in big groups without thinking about it, even if it was by 100 or 1,000 (yes he's a doofus in my eyes [and i love him so much])

he craves, and i mean craves interaction. you saw him using the car as a step-stool to snoop on noah and kris!! you can't leave him alone for too long or else he gets a bit grumpy (he's tired of being cooped up and alone yknow)

when he was confessing to noah or whoever, he got overheated and sputtered really super duper quadruper hard (like a silly engine) and had to confess on a more cold day to keep himself maintained

sometimes he feels absolutely awful for literally no reason.. when he does feel bad, he targets one person to hover close to and just sticks beside them until he feels better/gets distracted (he usually sticks around optimus or noah but if you're lucky you might see him stick around with you!!)

speaking of distracted, he gets easily distracted like a silly lil goober kid! he could like deadass chase a little red dot around like a kitten and will nevereverever get tired. he's just that silly and hyper and goofy!!

#transformers #transformers rotb #rotb #rise of the beasts #tf rotb #mirage #mirage rotb #headcanons #transformers headcanons

[snafubravado]

broke: letting yourself have candies and other treats after finishing a task

woke: letting urself pick a scab after u complete the task

#kitten kries #its driving me insane #but the task is getting done. #how do i tag this

[wrestler-smash-or-pass]

Weekly Wrapup 1/28/24

This Week's Rankings:

Toni Storm - 88.1% smash

Finn Balor - 83.7%

Claudio Castagnoli - 73.0%

Penta el Zero Miedo - 70.4%

Daniel Garcia - 69.5%

Tanga Loa - 68.7%

Tyler Bate - 66.5%

Oro Mensah - 62.6%

UltraMantis Black - 50.9%

EVIL - 41.0%

Baron Corbin - 37.8%

JD McDonagh - 27.7%

Corey Graves - 26.1%

Gene Munny - 12.4%

More stats under the cut, along with my observations, commentary, and some of my favorite tags...

Most total votes this week (most enthusiasm)

Toni Storm - 385 votes

Claudio Castagnoli - 341

Finn Balor - 332

Daniel Garcia - 331

Penta el Zero Miedo - 277

And least total votes this week (least enthusiasm)

UltraMantis Black - 161

Oro Mensah - 182

Gene Munny - 194

& 5. Tanga Loa and Baron Corbin - 201

The closest poll was UltraMantis Black, who won 82 to 79

Top Ten Overall

Kris Statlander - 91% smash

Athena - 90.2% smash

Hikaru Shida - 89.7% smash

Minoru Suzuki (Young Variant) - 88.7% smash

Swerve Strickland - 88.3% smash

Toni Storm - 88.1% smash

Hiroshi Tanahashi - 87.7% smash

Hangman Adam Page - 86.4% smash

Bianca Belair - 86.4% smash

Hikuleo - 86.0% smash

Bottom Ten Overall

Vince McMahon - 3.9% smash

Kane (Corporate variant) - 10.1% smash

Miracle Violence Connection - 11.8% smash

Gene Munny - 12.4% smash

Triple H (Terra Ryzing variant) - 18.6% smash

Charlie Dempsey - 22.1% smash

The Boogeyman - 22.6% smash

Brock Lesnar - 23.2% smash

Marty Scurll - 23.8% smash

Ranjin Singh - 24.7% smash

Top Women Overall

Kris Statlander - 91% smash

Athena - 90.2% smash

Hikaru Shida - 89.7% smash

Toni Storm - 88.1% smash

Bianca Belair - 86.4% smash

Bottom Women Overall

Carmella - 47.8% smash

Nikkita Lyons - 48.2% smash

Julia Hart (Cheerleader Variant) - 49.8% smash

Sherri Martel - 63.1% smash

Aubrey Edwards - 66.1% smash

Top Men Overall

Minoru Suzuki (Young Variant) - 88.7% smash

Swerve Strickland - 88.3% smash

Hiroshi Tanahashi - 87.7% smash

Hangman Adam Page - 86.4% smash

Hikuleo - 86.0% smash

Top Tag Teams

The Golden Lovers - 80.4% smash

Best Friends - 66.7% smash

Motor City Machine Guns - 65.5% smash

Young Bucks - 43.8% smash

Ink Inc. - 25% smash

Average Smash Rating

Week 1: 52.7% Week 2: 57.7% Week 3: 54.4% Week 4: 62.9% Week 5: 58.4% Week 6: 55.9% Week 7: 59.6% Week 8: 56.7% Week 9: 53.3% Week 10: 57.6% Week 11: 55.6%

AEW's Blackpool Combat Club has been completed! Their rankings are below:

Jon Moxley - 84.8%

Wheeler Yuta - 77.1%

Claudio Castagnoli - 73.0%

William Regal - 65.6%

Bryan Danielson - 46.8%

Every one of these guys received over 300 votes, with Bryan Danielson passing the 400 vote mark waaaaaay back in the first week of this blog's existence.

We also have results for Haku and family:

Hikuleo - 86.0%

Tanga Loa - 68.7%

Tama Tonga - 65.9%

Haku - 30.6%

Short wrap-up commentary this week due to not feeling well. Next week's will be late because February 11 is my anniversary and I will be busy celebrating being married.

And now for some of my favorite tags and comments

@pavlovean on Corey Graves: #great mysteries of the world: who built the pyramids?#what happened to db cooper?#how the fuck did corey graves pull carmella?

@tache-noire on Penta el Zero Miedo: #most smashable faceless man excluding slenderman in 2013

@pavlovean on Finn Balor: #i am so sorry his face reminds me of a very small kitten that has had too much milk to drink

@madduchessal on JD McDonagh: #He's the equivalent of 'we have Finn Balor at home'

#weekly wrap up

[stealthywing]

They're the same

#kris guštin #small guy #little kitten #they're the same picture #joker out #joker out kris #kitten #dad jokes