If you look long enough into the void, the void begins to look back through you.
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Enid: So I finally took your advice. I signed up for that online dating site you told me about.
Yoko: Oh shit, no way. How’s it going? Have you met anyone?
Enid: Yes! But just as an fyi you accidentally gave me the wrong url it’s actually fbi.com.
Yoko: …you went on the FBI website? Enid that’s not an online dating site.
Enid: Yeah it is. They even have a list of the most desirable people in the country.
Yoko: Did it say FBI most wanted list?
Enid: Yes! Honestly some of their choices were questionable but there was also some cuties on there.
Yoko: Dude that’s a list of the biggest criminals in the world.
Enid: Yeah well Wednesday has been very nice to me.
Yoko: Oh really? Well she’s also wanted for flaying people alive and feeding her victims to her illegal collection of exotic animals.
Enid: You’re just jealous you didn’t get to ride on Kitty.
Yoko: Oh my god Enid! You hooked up with this girl?
Enid: What? No. Kitty’s her pet lion.
Yoko: I don’t know if that makes me feel better or worse. What did you do on this date Enid? Did you kill people?
Enid, mockingly: dID YoU kILl pEoPLe… be for real.
Yoko: Answer the question.
Enid: …I wanted to be spontaneous.
Yoko: You’re going to prison.
Enid: I had to prove my loyalty Yoko!
Yoko: To a psychopath?!
Enid, dreamily: I think she’s my soulmate.
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