#klaine smut

[klainepornytourney]

Hi!

What the hell is going on here, you ask?

Simply put, we’re here for the fuck of it. That is to say, for the fun of our boys and their, er, polls. 😏

We want to show our love for all the smuttiest, most glorious, gratuitous fics that have entertained us since Kurt and Blaine first touched…lips. Fingertips? Let’s be real, soon as their eyes met, the eye fucking swiftly evolved into, well, fucking in the brains of fans around the globe. So, here we are!

The fic tournament will start late February, and run until we're all out of polls. In the mean time, we'll be posting a few fun polls per week about Kurt and Blaine, and their sex lives, so get your headcanons ready and start voting!

While we are supportive of all the ways Kurt and Blaine are DTF, we (unfortunately) DNF with certain kinks and tropes which you might notice the absence of in our posts/polls/tournaments.

You'll find the hows, whats and whatnots under the cut, along with the links to poll masterposts, and if your question isn't answered there, please send us an ask and we'll get back to you!

Which fics will qualify? Any completed E rated Klaine fic posted on ao3 between 2010 and 2023, that is under 10k words and written in English. (Sorry longer fics, you usually have too much plot between all the porny bits and we don't have time to read you all.)

How will the tournament run? We're still working out the exact details of it, so this answer will be updated with more info soon!

How will we keep things fun for everyone? If you want to be excluded, send us an ask and we'll take you off the list, no questions asked. We'll only be naming the fic titles and including fic links in our posts, so there won't be any blogs tagged or ao3 accounts linked. The different kinks and tropes categories will have their own tags so you can filter out anything you don't want to see, while still getting the rest of the polls. We'll provide you with a full list of categories and tags when we've finalized the tournament design.

What will we NOT include? Anything nobody in our group is willing to read. Currently, that list includes mpreg, bestiality, dub/noncon, b!p, adult/minor relationships (unless the 'adult' is 18/19), cheating, incest, watersports/scat, Karofsky, slavery, A/B/O, or fics where they're younger than 15.

We're aware that this may mean some of your fav fics won't be included, but we can only include fics that at least one of us will read due to the selection process.

How do we select fics? Scrolling. So much scrolling. We made lists of all the fics that meet the basic requirements, and then divided them up and started skimming them (okay fine, we ended up reading most of them) to be sure there were no hidden untagged triggers or unhappy endings. Fic quality or popularity was not a factor.

Are there any fics that will be polled differently from the rest? Yes! Some authors have been so particularly prolific, that there's just too much smutty goodness to choose from. Instead, they will have their own categories to narrow the options down before the winners join the general tournament. Again, if you're one of them and don't want to be included, let us know!

If there are a lot of fics in one category, then we'll seed (pun intended) some fics to the next rounds based on publish date.

Will it only be Klaine fics? Of course! They might have some (male) friends along for the ride, or a spectator or three, but they will always both be there, either in person or digitally.

How do I decide which fic to vote for? That's completely up to you! You can vote because you like the author, because it got your motor running, or just because the other one sucked in a not so fun way. Be as subjective or objective as you want, it's porn after all and my kink may not be yours! ;)

Are there any rules for reblogging or commenting on tournament polls? We ask that you don't name any authors or link to their blogs unless you have explicit permission from them. If you come across a fic or a kink you don't like, just filter it out and move on. This tournament is supposed to be fun and we will not tolerate any (kink) shaming or bullying.

As cliché as it sounds, everyone is a winner here. We chose the tournament style for this blog because polls are fun and we like to click things, but the real goal is to celebrate ALL the smut we as a fandom have been so lucky to receive.

Will you reveal yourselves? Nope.

We hope everyone will have just as much fun reading and voting as we had setting this up!

xoxo The KlainePornyTourney mods

Links to various masterposts:

Threesome Mini Tourney

Fuck, Marry, Kill

Non-fic polls masterlist

#welcome! #klaine fandom #klaine #klaine fanfiction #klaine smut #FAQ #masterpost links

[annepi-blog]

Thank you @daisyishedwig for tagging me!

I am currently in the middle of writing my new story "United by Music", I will be releasing the second chapter this week.

This is my first story with an E rating, I hope you guys like the smut I am writing. I am a little excited and nervous to share it. Here is a little snippet from a later chapter:

"Do you mind if I drag it out? I want to taste you everywhere" he whispered as he gently kissed Blaine's neck, then ran his tongue along his collarbone. "Oh God, you can do anything to me," Blaine gasped. He felt Kurt laugh against his neck, "Don't promise what you're not ready for, mon chéri." With those words, Kurt moved, licking Blaine's nipples and biting them a little. Blaine's whole body was on fire, a burning sensation he hadn't felt for a long time. He lost track of time under Kurt's clever hands and mouth, finding every spot on Blaine's body, even those Blaine didn't know about himself. By the time Kurt reached his hip bone, Blaine was breathing heavily and aching. There was already a mess on his stomach and Kurt hadn't even gotten to his most sensitive parts yet. Kurt looked up at him, a mischievous grin on his face. He sat back on his heels and gently took Blaine's right foot in his hand, kissing the ankle. "I love how responsive you are, your whole body shaking and twitching, your breath jumping…tu es si beau (you are so beautiful)." Blaine literally melted as Kurt spread his legs further apart and lay down on the mattress between them. Then he started kissing his thighs, sucking with his mouth, and Blaine almost lost it. "Oh, someone's sensitive, aren't you? I hope your costume doesn't show your thighs, otherwise you'll have a hard time explaining these marks," Kurt said smugly as he began to suck hard on the inside of Blaine's legs.

I am tagging @fallevs, @cryscendo, @kurtsascot, @bitbybitwrites, and everybody that wants to share!

#klaine #klaine fanfiction #my fanfiction #united by music #klaine smut #wip

[klainetober]

Shameless self promotion but I’m sill proud of this one.

Constentacles by @snarkyhag​

Read it on Tumblr or Ao3

Set in 2020 (Covid pandemic) but Kurt and Blaine are in their 40s, married with children, living in NYC.

My contribution to Klainetober 2020: Halloween, Covid pandemic, explicit sex, tentacles, light D/S, MCU adjacent.

This fic is Explicit: you have been warned!

#fave fic Friday #Klaine fic #Klaine smut #Blam friendship

[wordsofhoneydew]

happy sunday everyone!!

thank you to @bigassbowlingballhead @itsmaybitheway @nocoastposts @getmehighonmagic @hgejfmw-hgejhsf @daisymae-12 and @o0anapher0o for the tags <3!!!

i hope everyone had a great weekend<3 today i am presenting (another) wip LOL

i bring to you another Junora pwp… you can read my first one here<3

June feels the pressure of nimble fingers kneading into the sore spots on her shoulders and a soft sigh escapes her lips. Nora’s thumbs dig into the nap of June’s neck and she lets her head fall forward, gathering her long hair to the side to allow Nora more access.

“I’m sorry you had a rough day, June.” she says delicately, the cadence of her voice sending an involuntary shiver down June’s spine.

Soon, the ache in her neck becomes more bearable and she’s able to turn her head in the way her body wouldn’t let before. But June still feels a tension, though it’s different from what she felt before Nora worked her hands over her neck and back—a churn in her stomach that June has felt one too many times in the presence of her roommate.

June takes in a deep breath through her nose.

“Does that feel better?”

June hums in lieu of a response, her back still turned to Nora. Her hands never leave their place on June’s back, staying meticulously still as if they're trying to detect something under the surface of June’s ribs. She tries not to squirm under her touch, scared that Nora might be able to read right through her calm exterior.

my tags are always open ! <3

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#june claremont diaz #nora holleran #junora smut #junora #wip #red white and royal blue #rwrb #alex claremont diaz #prince henry rwrb #rwrb movie #henry fox mountchristen windsor #alex x henry #firstprince #rwrb fic #rwrb alex #rwrb fandom #rwrb fan fiction #rwrb fanfic #klaine fanfiction

[klaineccfanficlibrary]

Heyy idk if this is a weird question, but are there any good soft smut klaine/crisscolfer oneshots? Like yk, loving smut, that's still dirty, but they're both super into it? Thank you!

Hi - probably best you consider the PWP tab. The crisscolfer PWP is here. Here are a few! ~Jen

Do Not Disturb by rainjoyswriting

I seriously wanted to write some smut, but wanted to write *not* the first time smut for once. Damn you series for reducing me to speculation. You should give us detailed, in-depth walkthroughs of how all of this is going to work so we *know*. Until then, just me trying to reconcile Kurt's relationship with sex with his relationship with Blaine, bless the little penguin.

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Raspberries and Crème by @quizasvivamos

Kurt and Blaine have never met. But they both want the D. Everything that can go wrong in smut all wrapped up in a one shot. *Warning for EVERYTHING*

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The Smut Challenge by @spaceorphan18 (WIP - 60 one shot)#

Santana bets Kurt and Blaine that they won't be able to have sex every day for an entire year. Kurt and Blaine set out to prove her wrong. Lots of smut ensues.

Just a bunch of smutty ficlets thinly laced together via an overarching plot. Mostly, I wanted to practice writing every day.

This takes place in current time, so it does start in June of 2021, Kurt and Blaine being in their mid-20s (though it's AU since they don't have a baby).

Happy reading!

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#klaine fanfiction #fic finder #one shot #smut

[datshitrandom]

With A Cherry On Top 🍒 by @quizasvivamos​ | @the-lima-bean Book Club | Trope: Meet-Cute

Blaine has a less than favorable summer job driving an ice cream truck, but he soon finds that the job has some very sweet perks. 

#klaine #klaine au #klaine fanfic #photographer!blaine #actor!kurt #tlb: book club fic #meet-cute an amusing or charming first encounter #as in with a cherry on top #A cute fluffy fic to lift our/my spirit #with a small pinch of smut #please do not repost #my klaine stuff

[1908jmd]

Hey kublammies - next part of the love fest is here.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40541796

#kublam #kublam summer smut fest #klaine #Hevans #blam #blaine anderson #kurt hummel #sam evans #santana lopez

[honeysucklepink]

Hey, I wrote some new shit.

Who knew I just needed to read a bunch of Kublam smut to get inspired?

(Well, most of you probably)

#kublam summer smut fest #pink writes things #klaine plus one fic

[backslashdelta]

Every Inch of You

When Blaine is feeling insecure, Kurt takes some time to remind him how Kurt feels about him – every inch of him. Or, what really happened after their talk in Tested.

If @justgleekout asked you to write her some Klaine smut, could you say no?

Read it on AO3

#glee #klaine #kurt hummel #blaine anderson #glee fanfiction #klaine fanfiction #fanfiction #writing #my writing #eioy #mine #my gifs #gifts #justgleekout #Anne I had SO much fun writing this and I'm so so excited for you to read it #I really tried to make it something I thought you would enjoy and I think I managed to do that so I hope you like it <3

[klaineccfanficlibrary]

Hi! Do you know if there are any fics/one-shots where Kurt and Blaine drive out to the middle of nowhere to make out/have sex? Thanks!

I'm not quite sure if you're looking for a romantic drive and outdoor setting, or just them driving somewhere to have sex in secret, but here are a few. ~Jen

This is the night, what it does to you by CarolineShea

Nighttime outdoor frottage. Read the fic, or listen to the Podfic recorded by the very talented Asuninside. Please enjoy!

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Motel! part one and two by rainjoyswriting

No Summary - but they drive out to dingy motel to have first time sex together - it's very funny.

Please advise any more - there's one where Blaine takes Kurt out on his bike?

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About Us by WildHurricane

It's an ordinary summer day at the diner where Kurt works, when a new guest enters. He's hot and flirty and orders coffee and fries, and Kurt. Kurt is instantly attracted and flirts back. When the guy waits for Kurt outside the diner, Kurt decides to go with him for a moment of pleasure. But there's a spark between them that neither anticipated. Soon Kurt finds out that the guy isn't who he claims to be and that he's got other secrets as well. He's mysterious and exciting and Kurt is falling for him hard and fast, but when the secrets are revealed Kurt finds himself between love and aversion and must decide if he should stay and help Blaine out of an impossible situation or leave him and save his own heart.

#klaine fanfiction #fic finder #outdoor smut