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esli-art · 8 months
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Must protect tiny brother! ☂️
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sunsummonerswhore · 1 month
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klaus: to be cringe is to be free
five: and he’s immortal? so there’s no chance of being free of him?
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kittycowboydisco · 2 years
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klaus drinking that whole bottle of mouthwash and five pouring copious amounts of some sort of alcohol in his enormous bowl of cereal have the same energy and i can’t explain it
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Five: We may not be the strong ones, but we do have a secret weapon.
Five: *taps forehead*
Klaus: Our skin!
Five: No. Our brains.
Klaus: Our brains! Which is inside of our skin!
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run-of-the-milf · 2 years
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Excuse me Klaus, you were doing what???!
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autie-hobbit · 1 year
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I absolutely love the scene where Five talks to Klaus about what his 100 year old self told him. I don't know how to articulate why, but I just love their relationship.
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mu-esli · 2 years
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Five: Make yourself at home
Klaus: Humm, tiny dancer?
Five: What?
Klaus: ...
Five: Oh yeah, sorry about that, I didn't get the time to clean it up
Klaus: ... Alright, no worries. I always let my pizza boxes all around my place. I can just-
Klaus: *steps over the corpse*
Klaus: Is that a philodendron over there?!
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My everything! <3
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ellis-scribbles · 5 months
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Started writing my tua s3 roadtrip fic again, so here's my unfinished drawing of a scene from the first chapter
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4, 5, and 6
We all know how great the childhood dynamic of Ben, Five and Viktor (that we all unanimously agreed on) is but may I interest you in another dynamic. Klaus, Five, and Ben.
Now Five and Ben share a brain cell but when they’re together only one of them has the brain cell, and either Five joins Klaus in being a chaos gremlin, or Ben is winding up Klaus to tease Five. This trio would sneak out to Griddy’s frequently and while Five and Klaus talked shit Ben would make sure that they made it back in time, that they left a tip or whatever.
Klaus and Ben had a more fundamental understanding of one another due to similar trauma that their special training has but they’d always meet in Fives’ room for extra comfort. Whether that is sitting in silence and watching Five write math equations or if that’s listening to Five read to them. Sometimes they just have a cuddle puddle not that Five would ever admit to it.
Sometimes during those special trainings Five would spatial jump and come comfort Klaus or Ben depending on if Reginald wasn’t there with them. Whereas Klaus would distract Five from overworking himself with his equations and wanting to time travel by getting him involved with his pranks and antics. While Ben would make sure Five is taking care of himself.
Five and Ben were the only ones in the family to understand Klaus’s fear of ghosts. Klaus and Five were the only ones who knew the extent of the situation with Ben’s power. Klaus and Ben were the only ones who knew and understood why Five so desperately wanted to time travel.
When Klaus took to drugs, Ben and Five did their damn well best to prevent him from going to the really hard stuff, for a while it worked, that is until Five disappears, Ben dies, and weed doesn’t cut it anymore.
When Five disappeared, Ben was the only one to believe Klaus that Five wasn’t dead, as he wasn’t able to summon him. Everyone else simply blamed it on Klaus being high. Likewise when Ben died, when Five came back he was the only one to believe that Klaus could see Ben. (even though that is his power)
Thank you for reading my headcanon(s)! Part two maybe?
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anasticklefics · 1 year
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The God Of Feathers
Fandom: The Umbrella Academy
Characters: Klaus, Five
@veryblushyswitch said: Maybe something for Reddie or Klaus and Five?
@ticklee-pleas said: meeting the god(dess) of feathers/tickling
A/N: Is the first of November too late to post a sort of Halloween fic lol
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“And what are you supposed to be?”
Klaus didn’t pay Five’s tone any mind and instead twirled the bright pink boa around his fingers. “I’m a god,” he said mock-indignantly. “The god of feathers.”
Five scowled. “You literally just look like you always do.”
“Well, that’s what happens when you give me like twelve hours to find a costume.” He gestured to the hotel lobby. “This Halloween party sucks, by the way. Where’s the decor? Where’s the butlers dressed up as sexy Draculas?”
“Diego wanted to do this for Stan. I don’t think he realizes it’s not even Halloween.”
“Oh, well. Any excuse to party, right?” Klaus nudged Five in the ribs, grinning when he recoiled with a huff. “Oh, lighten up! What are you dressed as again?”
“A schoolboy,” Five deadpanned, clad in his usual uniform.
Klaus clicked his tongue. “And you call me uncreative.”
“Hey, I didn’t say a thing. You’re the one who made it seem as if your entrance was a grand reveal.” Five pulled at the boa. “I was simply asking for clarification.”
“If I’d had a chance to actually go out to a store I’d glue feathers all over my body.”
“And become a chicken?”
“Funny. But hey, the god of feathers is a real laugh. You wanna know why?”
“Because he’s ridiculous?”
“Because he tickles, duh.” Klaus reached out swiftly, knowing how quick Five was to teleport away, and grabbed for his exposed knees.
Five, panicked, tried to kick him off, a laugh slipping out in the sudden commotion as Klaus nearly swept him off his feet. “Get off!”
“Laugh, Five,” Klaus sang. “The god feeds on laughter.”
“The god is annoying as- no!”
Five hadn’t expected Klaus to move up and was therefore unprepared when he went for his upper ribs, clawing at the skin in a way that made Five cry out and most likely grabbing the attention of the whole goddamn hotel, but Klaus longed to attack Diego in front of his son anyway so he didn’t mind the sound of approaching footsteps. Five would gather the little composure he had left upon their arrival and teleport away, not allowing anyone else to see this, but until then Klaus kept worming his hands under arms and chins, his boa not used once despite being so handy.
Five started laughing before Viktor’s amused question reached them, something high pitched and hysterical and rare to hear, although Klaus had spent much of their childhood coaxing it out. He’d not had the chance recently, but Five acted very much the same. Squirming just enough to nor let Klaus properly trap him. Weakened enough by it all to not fully escape. When it would become too much he would pop away and Klaus would be left with the suspicion that he always could teleport off and just chose not to.
He never brought it up, naturally. He’d not hate seeing Five blush, but he quite preferred actually being on speaking terms with him, believe it or not.
“Oh, hi,” he said when Five had disappeared and Viktor had taken his place. “What are you dressed as? You wanna know what’s wonderful about my costume?”
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sunsummonerswhore · 8 months
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five: do you take constructive criticism?
klaus: i only take cash or card
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msfbgraves · 2 years
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Chaos and structure
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Five, you sure you aren't the idiot?
Everytime Klaus and Five interact Five has a major breakthrough
I mean every time
Because Five is brilliant but on his own he's too linear about things.
And Klaus is definitely not stupid, but he's not awed by Five. And doesn't expect too much.
<3
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firstpersonnarrator · 2 years
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On the way to Pennsylvania:
Klaus never even pretends to be touching the steering wheel
The steering wheel that is on the wrong side of the car
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st-ignatius · 2 years
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i don’t care if it’s not canon, you can pry the ‘klaus and five are twins’ theory from my cold, dead hands.
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run-of-the-milf · 2 years
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Klaus is me
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