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onlyfreds · 2 years

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Hi Gabriella! I am mostly new here, but I have read your fics and they really stole my heart 😊. Could I request a 🎉 for Klaus Baudelaire with the song Can't help falling in love by Elvis Presley?

Nela 💜

Thank you so much Nela! This means so much to me! 💖 Thank you so much for requesting this and I had fun writing it.

A/N: This is my first Klaus fic, so I hope you like it!

Can't Help Falling in Love | K.B.

It’s been a while since Klaus has been in the city, considering the fact that he had been staying at an isolated island for the past few years.

They had decided to wait until Violet had come of age before returning back to the rest of the world, considering their history would give them a hard time in finding a job and the fact that they had a toddler to sustain.

After a long journey, the four of them finally reached the dock - they had yet to find out what city they’re in but at least they were on land.

Violet picked Beatrice up, not bothering to anchor the boat to the dock as they won’t be needing it anymore.

“I guess we have to stop by the bank first.” Violet mused.

“Yeah,” Klaus agreed, holding on to Sunny’s hand, “Then we can try to look for a place to stay.”

“Or something to eat.” Sunny added.

The Snicket and three Baudelaires waved their way through the traffic, stopping once they had found themselves in front of the building that had the name Sunside Banking glittering under the sunlight.

“I guess this is it.” Violet said, exchanging a look with her brother.

Pushing the glass door, they were hit with the cold air coming from the air conditioner. A nice lady immediately assisted them without question.

Maybe things wouldn’t be so bad after all.

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The bell gave a small ding as Klaus pushed open the door, he saw an ad saying that the store needed an extra helper so he decided to take a chance.

Breathing in the familiar scent of books and looking around at the tall shelves, Klaus felt like it was his lucky day - something he hasn’t felt in a long time.

“How can I help you?” A voice suddenly said, pulling his attention towards the counter.

Now he knew what the poets were talking about: how he would feel that the breath had just been knocked out of his lungs, how everything else would fade away and you were the only one his brain could focus on, how he would feel his heart racing faster than the speed of light.

To put it short, it was wonderful. He never felt this way with Isadora Quagmire, his first love, or with Fiona, his first heartbreak. It was like having a crush but make it ten times better.

“Hello?” Your voice brought him out of his trance. “Are you okay?”

He chuckled, running a hand through his hair, “Yeah, I was actually planning on applying for the job opening?”

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“What’s got you smiling like that?” Violet asked her brother with an amused smile.

Klaus shrugged, mind still occupied with the thought of you, “Nothing. I already told you - I got the job.”

Violet nodded, putting a blanket over a napping Beatrice, “Yeah, but your smile is telling a different story.”

“He’s in love.” Sunny walks into the room, carrying a tray of freshly baked cookies.

“Aha!” Violet exclaimed as Klaus gave no protest to Sunny’s claim, “Who is she?”

Klaus sighed in defeat, taking a cookie from the tray, “Her name is Y/N and she works at the bookstore I just got a job in.”

“That is literally your dream meet-cute.” Violet teased.

“You didn’t ask her out, didn’t you?” Sunny said.

“Of course I didn’t.” Klaus defended, “I just met her - why would I? She might think that I’m some sort of creep.

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It’s been three weeks since Klaus had first met you and things have been going smoothly so far.

Violet had been egging him to tell you how he feels and he already did his research to try and ease his mind. But it’s like no one can agree on the perfect way to ask a girl out.

The two of you were busy shelving the new books that had just arrived that morning.

Truth be told, he didn’t have a hard time making conversation with you, frankly it was the opposite. He loved talking to you, he loved picking your brain at topics that he couldn’t discuss with Violet or Sunny due to their different interests.

“I just thought of a quote.” Klaus suddenly said out of the blue, picking up another stack of books from the box, “I can’t really remember where I read it but it goes ‘Wise men say only fools rush in’-”.

“‘But I can’t help falling in love with you.” You finished, looking over at him with a smile.

“Yeah.” Klaus cleared his throat, ignoring the heat rising up to his cheeks as he returned to the task at hand.

A moment of silence passed between the two of you before you spoke up.

“Was that your way of asking me out?”

“I-I. It was. Probably?” Klaus always seemed so composed, this was the first time you saw him trip over his words.

“It’s okay if you just want to stay friends, I just really wanted to-” He was once again interrupted but this time, by your lips on his.

“Wow.” Klaus breathed out afterwards, making you giggle, “Please tell me I’m not dreaming.”

“Nope. Nope at all.” You answered, fixing his glasses that had been knocked askew.

#gabriella's 1.3k rom com night #klaus baudelaire fanfiction #klaus baudelaire imagine #klaus baudelaire x y/n #klaus baudelaire x reader #klaus baudelaire #a series of unfortunate events #a series of unfortunate quotes #asoue fanfic #baudelaire fanfic #louis hynes fanfic #louis hynes

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svttingz · 1 year

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forehead kisses and kisses kisses

request from @bubbly0bookworm !!

pairing: Klaus Baudelaire x F!reader

summary: after escaping count Olaf’s with the Baudelaire's, you guys find yourselves at the home of Dr. Montgomery, when a series of unfortunate events follow you.

warning: described nightmares ( not really described but yk) and just pure fluff !!

A/n : i imagine this to be like a prequel to ‘Thunderstorms and books” so i might write a prequel to this one too that way it makes more sense! and imma be honest this is my first request and when i tell you i am so excited its crazy, i was in the middle of school work and i was like AHHHHHHHH, im not really a romantic person but we will see how this goes ! im sorry if this is bad i had no ideas whatsoever lol

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“its a brand new episode in your lives, children,” Mr. Poe says with a bright smile on his face, “in a few minutes you will be meeting your new guardian Dr. Montgomery. hes your closest living relative, and apparently should have been your guardian all along, according to your deceased parents’ will.” he says as he continues to drive

“Now Y/N, i have no clue where your parents wanted you but im just gonna send you with the Baudelaire children, if that’s what you want.” he says turning his head a bit to look at you.

“fine with me.” you say shrugging your shoulders. You were sitting in the middle of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny so your shoulders rubbed against them a little, it was a little crowded in the back seat so you wasn't sure if you felt anxious about being so close to Klaus or anxious about meeting Dr. Montgomery.

as Mr. Poe continued to talk, you turn to look at Klaus, “what if Dr. Montgomery don’t like me?” you ask fidgeting with your fingers a little, “i’m sure everything will be fine, Y/N.” he says while grabbing your hand. you two sit there and stare at each other with light smiles on your face’s, until that moment was ruined because a loud cough was heard from Mr. Poe

you and Klaus obviously had feelings for each other, the way he comforted you the whole time you were at count Olaf's, the way he hugged you, it was obvious more then friendship was there. one night you were asleep on the floor at count Olaf’s, and you had a terrible nightmare.

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a scream escaped your lips as you sat up as quickly as possible. your heart was racing, and tears began to fall you had a nightmare. it was about your parents, they were burning in your house. “Y/N!” your mom screamed. when you woke up you expected your parents to be there. to hold you. but it was real. you were living a nightmare.

“Y/N! What happened?” a voice said as their arms wrapped around you. you couldn't make out who it was until you looked up. it was Klaus. you tried to speak but all you could get out was sobs. “shh its okay.” he said wrapping his arms around you tighter. as your sobs continued you felt a pair of soft lips on your forehead. after you kept your head buried in his chest till you calmed down a bit.

“my parents. it was about my parents” you say looking up at Klaus. “its like i was there, i watched.” you say as the tears just kept falling. you were a stuttering mess, and before you knew it you were staring into Klaus’ eyes and before you knew it he gave you another kiss on the forehead. “its gonna be OK” he says

- time skip to Dr. Montgomery’s house-

“so how exactly is Dr. Montgomery related to you guys?” you ask, “Dr. Montgomery is, let me see, their late father’s cousin’s wife’s brother” Mr. Poe responds

“oh” you say, “what do we call him i mean he’s not exactly our uncle” Violet says. “Well, you can call him Dr. Montgomery, unless of course he asks you to call him by his first name, in which case you'll call him Montgomery.” Mr. Poe says “his name is Montgomery, Montgomery?” you ask, you look down for a seconds as you walk up to the short staircase in front of the house and you see that you and Klaus are still holding hands.

you two turn to look at each other red in the face and immediately pull your hands away from each other. “Yes, yes. And I'm sure he's very sensitive about that, so please don't ridicule him. "Ridicule" means "tease." Mr. Poe says. “we know what ridicule means” Klaus says. a loud cough can be heard from Mr. Poe once again.

“what if Dr. Montgomery is just like count Olaf?” You ask Klaus. “he probably is nothing like count Olaf, i hope” Klaus says but mumbles the last part.

“Hello, Hello, hello, you must be the Violet, Klaus and sunny” Dr. Montgomery says bending down to our height holding 3 slices of cake. “Well, this is perfect timing because I have just finished frosting this delicious coconut cream cake. Take a fork, take a fork, take a fork.“ Dr. Montgomery says.

“Nice to meet you, Dr. Montgomery” Violet says. “Please, call me Monty. I don't like fancy titles unless they get me a discount at the movies. Ah, do you like going to the movies?“ Monty asks, “Very much. But our parents didn't take us very often.“ Violet says. that’s when Monty looks over to you, “and who might you be?” he says

“L/N, Y/N L/N” you say while holding out your hand out for him to shake, “hello Y/N, will you be staying with us as well?” he asks with a smile on his face. “yes.” you say with a smile. “Oh how wonderful!” he says excitedly.

- later that night -

you were just getting settled in your room when a knock was heard, “Y/N, its me” the voice said, you knew immediately it was Klaus, you open the door and say “hey, whats up?” Klaus looks up at you and says “U-um i just wanted to check and make sure everything was alright,” he says while fidgeting with his fingers. “and that you were settled in.” He says

“everything is fine, its very nice here” you say with a smile forming on your face. “good” Klaus says with a smile. the silence after that was very intense, you would almost say crazy intense. “listen, uh, if you have a nightmare again, wake me up OK? i don’t want you to go through that alone.” he says. “i will. thank you Klaus” you say, he walks out and closes the door.

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you woke up in a cold sweat, screaming, and the visions from your “dream” kept replaying in your head. screams from your parents were heard, fire was everywhere, and it was like you were there. watching. just like last time. you were pulled from your thoughts when the door slammed open,

“Y/N!” Klaus yells as he ran toward you, his arms immediately wrapped around you, “shh its OK,” he says while rubbing your head with his hand, “Another nightmare?” he asks while looking down at you. all you could make out was sobs, you were having a major feeling of deja vu, it took you back to the night Klaus first did this.

“i-it happened again, Klaus, i seen them again.” you sobbed out, “Im so sorry, i wish i could stop it. take all your pain and suffering away” he says, you lean in closer to him and wrap your arms around him. “Im sorry, im bothering you. you should go back to bed” you say pulling away, wiping the rest of your tears away with the sleeve of your nightgown

“I dont want to leave you here alone.” Klaus says while looking into your eyes. you look back at him, and before you knew it you were leaning in, a quick peck was placed on your lips, “Crap, Y/N im so sorry, i didnt mean to-” Klaus started but was interrupted by you placing another peck to his lips, “dont be sorry, its fine. i enjoyed it.” You say with a smile, Klaus gives you a sweet smile back, “i did too.” He says.

“so what does this mean?” you ask. “what do you mean?” Klaus asks, you both look at each other then the realization hits Klaus with a small ‘oh’ , “Well considering the circumstances i would love it if you would be my girlfriend.” Klaus says with a soft smile. “i would love that as well” you say.

- the next day -

“woe is me” the broken hearted crocodile says, “Woe is you? We're the ones whose parents perished in a fire and now we're being passed around like hot potatoes.” Klaus says “Look, Klaus. It can't understand you.” Violet says. you look at the Baudelaire siblings with a look of confusion. “I know that!” Klaus says rolling the mad out in front of him.

then suddenly the doorbell rang.

Monty had just left to take the iguana on a walk and you, Violet, Klaus and Sunny, were alone. and then you guys make your way to the door. you open the door to see

“Hello, I am Stephano Dr. Montgomery Montgomery’s new assistant” count Olaf says.

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im sorry this is so short, and i didnt include alot of parts cause well copyright, i hope you enjoyed this lmk what you think, and requests are open !!

#klaus baudelaire #klaus baudelaire x reader #fanfiction #slayyyyy #asoue

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multifanderwrites · 20 days

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Things that are very important for the Jewish characters in the Mixiverse

1. Everyone, including the characters who convert, is indigenous to the Levant. It doesn’t matter if they’re Ashkenazi, Sephardi, Mizrahi, etc, they all have ties to the Jewish homeland.

2. They all range from secular, non practicing, Reform, Conservative, and Orthodox.

3. While they do experience Jewish pain, they more often experience Jewish joy. Example: Harry celebrating his Bar Mitzvah after the experience in the Chamber of Secrets in which he nearly died. Wanda mourns Vision (briefly because WandaVision) as is mandated by Jewish tradition, which includes avoiding mirrors and wearing torn fabric.

4. They face many forms of discrimination, but they overcome it in their own ways. There are no weak Jews.

5. Everyone’s upbringing is different.

6. A lot of their onscreen canon counterparts have had their Jewish identity erased or “cut”, despite clearly being Jewish in the original comics. The Mixiverse is an attempt to remedy that, though I will admit it’s not perfect.

7. They all have varying opinions about the State of Israel, just as all Jews do in real life. They are not a monolith.

And last but not least, 8. The Mixiverse is not an attempt to convince anyone to convert to Judaism. It’s just my way of organizing my crazy imagination, which means that I’ve incorporated the values that I learned into the stories. And you do not have to be Jewish to enjoy them. But I have to admit, I have a hard time writing about the Christmas stuff. Not the celebration part, just the situations surrounding Christmas.

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sincerelyhannahx · 8 months

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There are a lot of fanfictions I've wanted to write over the years but, for one reason or another, never did. So, because I likely won't get around to writing all of them, here they are:

Stupid Cupid | Gil Rizzo

Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies

MC: Cheryl "Cherry" Calhoun

Face Claim: Mia Goth

Trope: Childhood Friends to Enemies to Lovers

I still want to write this one but with the show being cancelled, the excitement has sort of died down and I don't know if my motivation would last long enough to finish it. Paramount + remains Enemy #1.

Summer Nights | Eddie Munson

Stranger Things

MC: Juliette "Jules" Forrester

Trope: Forbidden Love

I'd already written an Eddie-fic based on Season 4 so this was going to be starting from Season 2 and not as involved with the actual plot of the show. But then my obsession with Stranger Things moved on and I never got around to writing it.

The Melancholy Montgomery | Klaus Baudelaire

A Series of Unfortunate Events

MC: Delphine "Delphie" Montgomery

Face Claim: Madison Bailey

Trope: Friends to Lovers

I actually started writing this one but I think its saved on my old laptop, which would be an absolute hassle to try and get onto. I probably wouldn't continue with it anyway just because I'm a lot older than when I started (I think I was 13/14) so the Melancholy Montgomery will unfortunately remain in my head.

Tale as Old as Time | Anthony Bridgerton

Bridgerton

MC: Donatella Sedgewick

Trope: Beauty and the Beast Retelling

Honestly, the motivation for this one is still strong, I just don't have time to start anything new right now so its on the back burner until I do.

Red Ribbon | Kaz Brekker

Six of Crows

MC: Saskia Hertzoon

Trope: Enemies to Lovers

Technically, I didn't even start properly plotting this one, I just got the idea, but I thought I'd include it anyway. I still like the idea and the little story I had planned but the Grishaverse and Six of Crows plot are so complex that I'd have to really put effort in and I've got my hands full enough with Obliviate.

| Leo Valdez

Heroes of Olympus

MC: Adrienne "Addy" Lawrence (Daughter of Nike)

As it turns out, I have 11k words of this already written, so maybe it'll make a comeback when the PJO show comes out. I don't even remember writing for this so who knows why I stopped.

The Daughter of Apollo | Leo Valdez

Heroes of Olympus

MC: Armistice Abner (Daughter of Apollo)

I think I just merged the plot of this one with the Addy Lawrence one, so that's what happened with that. But I do remember liking the name Armistice for a Percy Jackson OC.

#fanfiction #grease: rise of the pink ladies #gil rizzo #stranger things #eddie munson #a series of unfortunate events #klaus baudelaire #bridgerton #anthony bridgerton #six of crows #kaz brekker #heroes of olympus #leo valdez

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library-angel · 2 years

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Royals and Rule-breakers: Chapter 1 (Klaus Baudelaire x Fem Reader)

{Klaus Baudelaire x Fem Reader- Baudelaire siblings as the children of recently deceased monarchs; Klaus falls for the new royal painter, formerly an antiestablishment activist with a vendetta against the ruling class but a love of classical literature and hopeless romanticism.}

Mystery and Misconduct

The Baudelaire siblings are the children of monarchs who were assassinated five years ago by Count Olaf; as far as we are concerned, he is locked away, and the young royals are under the supervision of their advisor, Mr. Poe.

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Klaus glanced up from his book at the slight rustle of the leaves on a nearby rose hedge; a young lady around his age, who had been inhaling the roses' scent, opened her eyes and squealed with horror when she saw him, then quickly sprinted away.

"Wait! Hello Ma'am! Who are..." Klaus watched her disappear behind the continuous maze of bushes, voice trailing off as he frowned a little. There was absolutely no way just anyone could roam the palace grounds, nor was it possible for anyone to sneak in. Klaus shook his head, deciding to put off the matter until dinner.

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"Klaus? Klaus!"

"Shh, Violet, I'm here, I'm here!" Klaus hushed his older sister as he set down a stack of books on his desk.

"Well, don't just stand around, we're supposed to greet our new painter in three minutes!" Violet huffed, taking his hand and the hand of their younger sister, Sunny, who was following her, dragging the two out of the room.

"Not another portrait..." Klaus groaned, straightening out his necktie.

"No portraits!" Sunny echoed, and Violet sighed and shook her head.

"I don't think he's here for portraits. I think he's been commissioned to do a mural on the ceiling of one of the ballrooms. Finest in the world, supposedly."

"Well, I suppose a new mural would be quite nice." Klaus mused, and Violet hushed him as they made their way to the thrones in the center of the entry hall.

"Finally! Almost late, per usual." The familiar voice of their advisor scolded as they sat down.

"But not actually late, per usual Mr. Poe." Violet retorted, straightening her shoulders.

The front doors ceremoniously flung open, and a haughty man strode into the room as the guards on either side announced, "Vincent D'Angelo!"

The man took an overdramatic bow that seemed to be more out of self importance and mockery than respect.

"Welcome, Mr. D'Angelo." Violet greeted politely. "I trust you've settled into your room already?"

The painter looked disappointed for a moment. "Beg pardon, but I was under the assumption that I would be talking to a man... perhaps an older one... you there, boy." He pointed at Klaus.

Klaus, however, had his attention focused on the somewhat small figure behind the man: the girl from the garden. She glanced up for a moment, but as soon as she saw Klaus gazing at her, she quickly returned her own gaze to the floor. She seemed to shrink away from everything around her, especially the painter.

"Klaus? Klaus! Ah, you must forgive him, he is but a child still." Mr. Poe cleared his throat in annoyance, and Klaus looked at him, raising an eyebrow.

"Sir?"

"Ah, you, young man. Are you in charge here?" D'Angelo pressed, and Klaus turned to him and shook his head, gesturing to Violet.

"No sir, my sister is."

The painter frowned, and Mr. Poe quickly spoke up.

"Well, technically, she is somewhat of a figurehead. She cannot officially rule until she marries, and if she does not find a husband, Klaus here is to take her spot once he turns eighteen in a few months."

"Ah, I see. So who am I to see about my newest project?"

"I, sir, am their advisor." Mr. Poe piped up smugly. "Everything shall go through me."

"Perfect! I shall begin work tomorrow morning. You can expect it done in six months time."

Klaus glanced at the girl again, noticing her eyes widen with panic as her face glowed red.

"Really?" Violet quizzically raised her eyebrow. "Most of the murals we have commissioned take up to a year or more to complete."

"Ah, I shall get it done in no time." The painter finally acknowledged the presence of the girl beside him. "Won't I little lamb?"

"Yes sir." She responded shakily, and the siblings exchanged concerned glances.

"And you're his assistant, correct? Y/N L/N, is it?"

"Oh yes, yes, this is little Y/N." D'Angelo spoke up for her. "But I prefer to call her little lamb, for she is like a little sheep. Wherever I go, she follows, eh?"

Y/N did not seem pleased with this comparison, and Violet creased her brow slightly. "I assume you have settled into your room as well, Ms. L/N?"

"She has, she has, no need to worry about her." The painter quickly responded in her place once more.

"Well then." Mr. Poe cleared his throat once more. "It appears everything is settled then! You will be escorted back to your rooms. Dinner will be at five o' clock sharp. I trust we shall see you then, then you may begin work as soon as you can tomorrow."

"As soon as the sun rises!" D'Angelo promised, waving dramatically before exiting the hall, Y/N hesitantly following his confident strides.

"Well that was... an experience." Violet mused with annoyance, Sunny nodding.

"What a funny man. Funny man."

"His poor assistant." Klaus mumbled, but Mr. Poe still heard him.

"Poor? Certainly not! She must be living a most lavish life to be traveling with such a man."

Klaus sighed and rolled her eyes, following his sisters out of the hall.

"Remember, dinner at five!"

"We know, Mr. Poe." Violet called back tiredly. "It's the same every time."

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{The rest of the chapters I have so far are up on my Wattpad, https://www.wattpad.com/user/SmallSinnamonAngel, but I’ll be slowly uploading the chapters here as well! }

#klaus baudelaire #klaus baudelaire x reader #a series of unfortunate events #asoue fanfic #asoue #royaltycore #princesscore #a series of unfortunate events fanfic #klaus baudelaire fanfic #fem reader #the baudelaire orphans #baudelaires #academia #academia aesthetic #wattpad #wattpad fanfiction

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savebatsfromscratch · 2 years

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Day 12 - Really, What Could Go Wrong?

Ao3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/42338952

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Summary: They were so close to the shore, but so far away at the same time.

Note: Everything about this prompt screamed Series of Unfortunate Events. I don’t really have an explanation as to why.

Cws and Tws: Implied death, implied downing, implied child death

Words: 717

Prompt: WHAT COULD GO WRONG? | “Mayday, mayday!” | Cave In | Rusty Nail

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Chapter text (under cut):

“No no no!” Screamed Klaus, pushing his palms into the quickly widening holes in the bottom of their boat, “Not now, not now!”

Violet reached for her ribbon and began to tie up her hair. The hem of her skirt was hanging in the puddle in the bottom of the boat already. She had to think of a way to get them out of this. Sunny was now a young girl. (Violet hoped she would have the chance to grow into a bit of an older one.) But even now she looked so young as she held Rose, the two small children looked very small against the endless expanse of the ocean.

Violet quickly scanned the boat for anything that would help her patch it, but only felt more panic when the only things that she saw were apples. How?! Had the growing waves swept their other provisions aside? She whipped her head around to stare at the waves, which were beginning to tower. Sure enough, everything else had been swept away.

Violet was a very inventive girl, but there wasn’t much you could do with apples all by themselves. Even so, her mind races with ideas of things that she could invent to help save them, but nearly everything that crossed her mind used at least one extra item that was not in the boat. Apple glue? That would need some time to try and probably some extra chemicals. Apple planks? They would need nails and/or reinforcement.

Really the only thing she could think of was driving the apples into the holes in the boat, but that might damage it further and make their problems worse. (Besides, the force of the water would most likely push them out of place anyway.) Another gush of water burst through the thin wooden sides of the boat, and Klaus screamed, bringing her back to reality. (Sometimes even a thinking mind like hers couldn’t think of anything that would help a really really bad situation. And though she seemed to be an expert on getting into such situations, the practice only helped to a certain extent.)

She dove forward, pushing her palms into the newly opened hole and using her knee to block another. “Sunny!” She shouted, an idea suddenly crossing her mind, “Put Rose on my back and try and make the seat into a raft!”

Sunny understood immediately, for though she was only a small girl, she had become accustomed to the sort of volatile life that the three siblings (and now Rose) had to deal with. She wadded over, her little dress getting soaked in the water as it came up around her knees. Violet stiffened as she felt Rose being placed on her back, the poor girl was really just a baby, even now.

Sunny turned back the way she came, but Violet couldn’t turn to watch her as she began her work. (She was frozen in place as Rose squirmed and water began to push through her fingers.) Thankfully though, sounds like that of a small drill quickly filled the air, and it was clear that Sunny (and her amazingly helpful teeth) were working on getting the nails out of the seat.

“Thank you Sunny,” Klaus choked. He was laying flat in the bottom of the boat to block as many leaks as he could. (There were simply too many to bail the water out, especially as the waves grew and grew.)

Violet began to nod, but before she had the chance to thank her sister, her fingers slipped and water began to flood the boat once more. Of course it did. She would have been naive to believe that they would stay safe.

Of course it wasn’t going to end well! (Why would such an unfortunate story have a happy ending?) Why would it, after everything that had happened? They had tried to be hopeful, fought so hard for so many endless years, but it wasn’t enough.

So when the largest wave she had ever seen (and would ever see), shattered their boat into screaming splinters as the four children were split up, she was not surprised. She was not surprised even when the coast of some unknown land just barely faded into her view, a second before she dipped under the waves.

End of chapter text: Sorry this is kind of short. I'm feeling very sick today.

#whumptober2022 #Prompt: WHAT COULD GO WRONG? | “Mayday mayday!” | Cave In | Rusty Nail #downing #death #open ending #implied death #tw: downing #tw: death #sunny baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #violet baudelair #a series of unfortunate events #fanfiction #my art #my writing #actual post

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cygninae · 17 days

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I was just stalking through all of my old WIPs, and so here's a comprehensive list (that no one asked for) of all the ASOUE fanfictions I scrapped:

A character study on Quigley Quagmire, focusing on his upbringing, him being a 'problem child', him being diagnosed with ADHD and depression, etc.

A character study on Quigley experimenting with gender roles: a sort of 5 + 1 thing of them coming to terms with gender non-conformity

A Quiglet oneshot of Violet doing Quigley's makeup.

A character study/Quigley-centric fic that focused on his insomnia and how he'd already discovered the tunnel system under their house from his late-nights wandering the mansion

A dunklaus fic where Duncan was covering a story about Klaus, a reclusive artist who gifted his art rather than selling it. Duncan gets a little too involved.

A dunklaus AU fic where Duncan took a job as the Baudelaire's gardener

A dunklaus + Quiglet + Beamony AU set in WW2

A Viodora fic that was just a collection of Isadora's poetry written across the time she got to know Violet

A dunklaus au where they were both university professors

Dunklaus fake-dating AU where they pretend to date to get Violet off Klaus' back about getting over Fiona and finding love again

A Quiglet one-shot character study from Quigley's POV, him moving on from Violet

A Dunklaus AU taking inspiration from Anne of Green Gables (1800s setting, academic rivals, accidentally starting VFD)

A dumb modern Quiglet AU where they meet at a concert, Violet realises Sunny has run off, and her and Quigley have to find her. They bicker a lot because they disagree on which album is their favourite artist's best one

A Dunklaus post-canon fic where Klaus becomes a famous author under a nom de plume and Duncan stumbles across one of his books that is about him

Quiglet post-canon fic where the Baudelaires find Quigley after he failed to save his siblings

(Actually finished, just never posted it because it's rubbish) Dunklaus sorta reincarnation oneshot where Duncan works in a museum and Klaus is an immortal being who consistently is his muse in every lifetime. One of Duncan's favourite marble statues in the gallery was actually created by him, for Klaus, hundreds of years before but he doesn't remember until he sees Klaus again

Dunklaus oneshot where the whole group attended an actual boarding school. No olaf or anything. Just a wintery plot-less thing

(Also finished, also too shit to post) Modern Dunklaus one shot where Duncan runs a record store with his siblings and Klaus comes in one day. Literally just everyone teasing the two for 6k words straight. (favourite excerpt: '“So, why didn’t you ask him out?” Isadora asked, probably aiming for casual, except the way she was leaning on the wall like she was posing for an 80s boy band poster, and the way her voice was just a bit too high pitched, meant she wasn’t being very convincing.

Duncan gave her a flat look. “I have had two conversations with him,” he said, turning back to the receipt he was marking and ignoring the look she was giving him, which solidly said stop being purposefully obtuse.'

Post-canon Violet-centric Quiglet one shot. Just Violet reminiscing and moving on

Dunklaus AU where the Baudelaires are exchange students from France to Prufrock Prep. Extremely angsty and absolutely nothing happy happens. Just wanted to exercise the French Baudelaires headcanon

(Alot of this one was already written) Dunklaus AU where they're partnered up for a VFD mission

Quiglet magical AU where Quigley is a magical creature that lives in the woodland behind Monty's house where Violet and Klaus move after they're orphaned

Dunklaus and Quiglet (but not the main focus) - AU where the Baudelaires leave with Lemony after the fire at Hotel Denouement and become increasingly morally grey. When they reunite with the Quagmires a year later, they're practically unrecognisable from what fighting both against and with VFD has done to them

Violet and Klaus character study on how they deal with their grief; there was a little bit of Viodora and Duncan and some funny antics. The only WIP on this list entirely in French. Never posted it because there would be no interest and it didn't have a plot particularly

I'm pretty sure there are more that I just can't find or deleted but yeah...God there's a lot. These span over several years of being obsessed with asoue and ships in the fandom that I fell in love with that had (and still have) a painful lack of attention online, so I made my own content

#asoue #lemony snicket #a series of unfortunate events #unfortunate gen #ao3 fanfic #vfd #writer stuff #works that will never see the light of day

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imeverywoman420 · 2 years

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I love coming across random ass deviantart pages from looking for memes on google images. And its just clearly a child-teenager from the 2000s. And you know exactly what they were like in person, greasy hair, anime t shirt, im saying this affectionately btw. Maybe you see a bit of yourself in this random deviantart page. And the exact way that an emo weaboo that likes Adult swim and fanfiction.net and death note and black butler and slipknot writes is so distinctive. The way that they just create entirely new personalities for characters. When you can tell that their class was reading a series of unfortunate events because they posted a fanfiction of the south park boys meeting klaus baudelaire.

This was a time before cringe. Forums and apps that weren’t technically social media but were functionally social media- like ifunny. Buying the death note manga at Books a Million, getting dipndots at the mall. Wearing an invader zim hoodie until pubescent sweat and BO ruined it past the point of no return. Jeans and flats and a xl hoodie.

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deonaenaeh · 2 years

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heizou’s jitte – ꒰ GET TO KNOW ME !! ´ˎ˗

1┊about me

💼🔍 – hello i'm deonaeh !! i write and draw ; she/her ; intj 8w9 ; certified heizou simp ; ar 54

i usually make genshin content but i’m also part of many fandoms ;))

➽ dni & reminders

2┊content i write

🖋 fanfictions • headcanons • povs • both sfw and nsfw

genres : fluff • smut • angst • crackfics

➽ masterlist

3┊random

🤎🔍 – ☼ libra sun ; ☾ pisces moon ; ↑ aquarius rising • choleric - melancholic • ambidextrous • dark / light / classic academia • classical pianist and violinist • cabin 6 - athena

4┊꒰♡꒱

💕🔍 – cats ; beetles ; orca ; red ; maroon ; brown ; beige ; purple ; piano ; violin ; yogurt ice cream ; takoyaki

5┊favorites

💕🔍 – genshin impact ; the promised neverland ; studio ghibli ; pjo ; asoue ; twoset violin ; rusty lake ; the queen's gambit ; into the spider-verse ; spy x family ; omori ; atla ; dangerous fellows ; ride your wave ; words bubble up like soda pop ; bubble ; colorful ; uzumaki ; junji ito

6┊loml

💕🔍 – heizou ; kazuha ; scaramouche ; cyno ; xingqiu ; chongyun ; razor ; albedo ; aether ; percy jackson ; leslie 71548 ; miles morales ; klaus boudelaire ; sokka ; haku ; obanai iguro ; minato (ride your wave) ; sugawara koshi ; shirabu kenjiro ; future trunks ; loid forger

💕🔍 – beidou ; ningguang ; mona ; yun jin ; yanfei ; nilou ; lisa ; lumine ; annabeth chase ; mari ; beth harmon ; isabella 73548 ; mel medarda ; gwen stacy ; violet baudelaire ; momo yaoyorozu ; pieck finger ; reyna avila ramirez-arellano ; kyoko kirigiri ; yor forger

7┊ships

💕🔍 – heizuha ; xingyun ; xiaoyu ; scaramona ; beigguang ; scarazuha ; scaraheizou ; chilumi ; character x reader

💌 note : i am currently not taking requests as i have many ideas at the moment. feel free to send if you have any but i may not immediately write it, unless it gives me ideas for a solid plot line — i will credit you, of course! you can also send requests on my twitter (@DE0NAEH) and ig (@deonaeh) but for now, i am writing for myself.

— i write for male and female characters. i’m currently focused on male characters at the moment but i’ll be feeding my bi and sapphic readers soon !! <33

— sfw and nsfw content

— check out my ig and twt for art ;))

thank you !!

╰┈➤ follow me !!

twitter : @DE0NAEH | ao3 • ig : @deonaeh

anonymous messages <33 : sayout.me/say/deonaeh

#introduction #get to know me #heizou’s jitte 💕🔍#deonaeh #genshin impact #heizou’s wife #heizou #kaedehara kazuha #scaramouche #cyno #spy x family #the promosed neverland

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onlyfreds · 2 years

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𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬 𝐁𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐞!

𝐋𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝:

—𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐬

none yet!

—𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐬

Can't Help Falling in Love

—𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

none yet!

—𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬

none yet!

—𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

none yet!

#masterlist #klaus baudelaire x reader #klaus baudelaire #klaus baudelaire x y/n #klaus baudelaire imagine #klaus baudelaire fanfiction #klaus x reader #a series of unfortunate quotes #a series of unfortunate events #asoue fanfic #baudelaire fanfic #louis hynes #louis hynes fanfic

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frost-queen · 2 years

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Affectionate girl |Headcanon

Requested by: anon Forever tag: @missmelodramatic, @theletterhart, @alex--awesome--22, @elllie-does-the-posts, @floatlosers, @merlieve, @queen-of-books, @glimmering-darling-dolly, @denkisclown, @wildieflower, @meyocoko, @bubblybrianna, @justanothercoco, @idkwhatmyusernam, @subjecta13-thefangirl

A/n: I decided to make this in a headcanon since my health is bothered with the common cold which is driving me crazy.

𝐾𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑠 𝑖𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛, 𝑎𝑡 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑐𝑡.

𝐻𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑙𝑒𝑑𝑔𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑏𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑠, 𝑐𝑙𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑑𝑜𝑚. 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑠𝑜 𝑤ℎ𝑦 𝑛𝑜𝑤?

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑎𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑟𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠. 𝑆𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑡𝑜𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑆𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑦.

𝑆ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑑𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑜 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 ℎ𝑖𝑚 & ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑡.

𝐻𝑒 𝑚𝑒𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑒𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐴𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝐴𝑐𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑚𝑦 𝑜𝑟 𝐻𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑙 𝐷𝑒𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡.

𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑜𝑡 𝑠𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑢𝑛𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑢𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑠, 𝑠𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝐶𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡 𝑂𝑙𝑎𝑓 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑏𝑙𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑛𝑐ℎ𝑚𝑒𝑛.

𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐵𝑎𝑢𝑑𝑒𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑒’𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎 𝑏𝑎𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑏𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑗𝑜𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑒𝑥𝑐𝑖𝑡𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑. 𝑑𝑢𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑢𝑛𝑒 𝑢𝑝 𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑛𝑜𝑤.

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑢𝑔𝑔𝑒𝑑 𝐾𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑠 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑎 𝑠𝑢𝑐𝑐𝑒𝑠𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑎𝑝𝑒. 𝑌𝑜𝑢’𝑑 ℎ𝑢𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑛𝑜𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑜𝑓𝑓 𝑔𝑢𝑎𝑟𝑑.

𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑝𝑜𝑜𝑟 𝑏𝑜𝑦 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑧𝑒𝑛 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑, 𝑓𝑙𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑑𝑑𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑜𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛. 𝐼𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑒𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑓𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑟 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔.

𝐴𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝 𝑑𝑒𝑣𝑜𝑙𝑝𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑆𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑦 𝑎 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑠𝑢𝑝𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑟. 𝐴𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑒𝑘𝑦 𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑚.

𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢’𝑑 ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑, ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑝𝑢𝑙𝑙 𝑖𝑡 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑎𝑡 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑜𝑢𝑐ℎ. 𝑆𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑛𝑜𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑎𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑢𝑝 𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑙𝑦. 𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑟𝑦 6 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑔𝑒𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑.

𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑐𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑟 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑢𝑝 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑛. 𝐵𝑦 𝑠𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑦 𝑘𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑒𝑘, ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛 𝑏𝑎𝑠ℎ𝑓𝑢𝑙.

𝑆𝑡𝑢𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑚𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑠 𝑏𝑦 𝑎 𝑠𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑡𝑜𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠. 𝐻𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑡𝑜𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑚, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑙𝑦 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒.

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑝ℎ𝑦𝑠𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙 𝑎𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛. 𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑠, ℎ𝑢𝑔𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑒𝑟, 𝑘𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑠, 𝑓𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑠𝑙𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑙𝑎𝑝...

𝐵𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑒𝑡 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛. 𝑀𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑚 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑖𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑠 𝑏𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑑𝑜𝑚.

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